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    Chapter 67 Chapter 67 The Amnesiac Overlord

    The last words Xu Zheng said before leaving were regarded as blessings by Gu Yunzhao, and he didn’t forget to reply perfunctorily “thank you” when driving him out.

    After driving the person out, he didn’t read the files. He turned on the computer and started watching Shen Li’s live broadcast room. He said that he was exercising his comprehensive supervision power in the three chapters of the contract.

    It wasn’t that he wanted to watch at all, he just wanted to supervise the children to see if they were secretly doing bad things.

    As soon as Gu Yunzhao entered the live broadcast room, the dazzling light effect of the emperor’s appearance lasted on the screen for more than a minute.Shen Li opened the VIP seat and saw that it was indeed his number one boss, user 3066107523 boss, here again.

    During the last live broadcast, Shen Li still hasn’t forgotten the battle between user 3066107523 and other viewers of the barrage. Now that he saw him coming in, he felt happy and sad at the same time.

    Fortunately, the man who is number one on the list is really rich. His previous feat of throwing meteor showers like free gifts made him, a money fan, really excited.

    The sad thing is that this old man may have a bad temper. He may not be able to say a few words and then start fighting with the barrage again.

    [User 3066107523: Good evening/rose]

    “Good evening, user boss.” No matter what he thought in his heart, it was the first person/uncle who took the initiative to say hello. He couldn’t pretend not to see it and ignore it, so Shen Li had no choice but to say hello.

    In the past, he always thought that sooner or later he would make money and run away, so he wanted to keep more money on his hands, and he had a very good attitude towards this user boss.

    Now that he and Gu Yun Zhaoli are in a real relationship, they are like each other and love each other. They are neither running away from marriage nor trying to make money and run away.

    Shen Li gave him a lot of gifts, but the first uncle who needed to be coaxed could be said to have plummeted in his heart..

    All Shen Li was thinking about now was that the landmine of the user boss must not blow up in the live broadcast room, otherwise his traffic diversion plan would be ruined.

    Fortunately, user 3066107523 seemed to be in a good mood today. He only sent a few barrages when he first came in and then said nothing.

    Shen Li stared distractedly for a long time, feeling that the threat was safe for the time being, so he relaxed and prepared to play games to attract traffic.

    [Why is Xiaolibaobao playing this game again? How much did the production team of this game give my wife?】

    [Baby, baby, can you zoom in on the camera a little bit?】

    [My wife is so beautiful today, I really like the bow on my chest prprpr]

    Bow tie?When Shen Li saw the barrage, he subconsciously lowered his head and glanced at his chest. A large overlapping pink and white lace bow was tied to his chest.

    Oh, these are also supporting props sent by Zhao Yingying.

    No matter how beautiful Shen Li’s face is, his gender is still male after all, and his figure is so flat that even if he wants to be used as a prop, he can’t squeeze out much.Zhao Yingying naturally also thought about the effect of wearing her tube top on Shen Li. No one would have to expose it at that time. As soon as the camera took a picture of the concave plate on the chest, everyone in the live broadcast room except the blind person would probably guess that he was a man.

    Everyone noticed the barrage in the live broadcast room, and Gu Yunzhao naturally saw it too.

    [User 3066107523: Pull the bow up a little/Like]

    Shen Li was a little confused, “Is that so?”

    He tugged on the bow, and his fingers were tangled in the overlapping lace. He didn’t dare to pull hard for a while, for fear that it would be scattered to him on the spot.

    【My wife is good at rice】

    [Can you stand up and look at the short skirt?】

    [Honey, is there a link to the bow?】

    “There is no link.” Shen Li shook his head. Zhao Yingying bought this bow. “If you like it, I can ask for it later.”

    [Is my wife always playing this game today?】

    [Why was my wife not doing live broadcasts before?]

    【I miss you so much, my wife】

    [Would you like my wife to take a look at ootd?】

    “What is ootd…?” Shen Li squinted his eyes and looked closely at the barrage. His English was not good, and he went through the few words he had in his mind without remembering what word it was.

    [ootd means outfit]

    [Wife looks at the little skirt]

    [Wife, look at the corset matching]

    【Wife, wife, kiss】

    “You can look at the small skirt, but you can’t kiss.” Shen Li raised his hands and made a cross gesture on his chest.

    Although Gu Yunzhao was working overtime and was not at risk of being caught, he still refused to make any excessive requests from the barrage.

    The live broadcast was in a guest bedroom in his and Gu Yunzhao’s home. The room was very empty, with only a bed and a cabinet, and the rest of the room was basically empty.Except for the uniform handmade cashmere carpet on the floor, it is completely incomparable with the master bedroom layout.

    But at this moment, the more empty the layout is, the more suitable it is for live broadcast. Shen Li doesn’t want to be seen having anything to do with real life.If he were really in the master bedroom where he usually lives, he wouldn’t even stand up and show off.

    “It looks like this.”

    After Shen Li stood up, he took a few steps back to show most of his body in the live broadcast room.

    Under the high-definition camera, the child’s semi-transparent lace tube top and lace skirt revealed a large area of ​​fair skin. Shen Li turned around twice to show off today’s outfit in all directions under the strong request of the barrage.The long, thin white legs and soft collarbones are clearly visible. Even because the camera image is so clear, a small mole on the side of the neck is clearly captured.

    Gu Yunzhao’s breath was stagnant. The coffee cup he had originally placed at his hand was accidentally knocked off and shattered on the ground.

    [User 3066107523: Don’t dress like this, anchor, find a jacket and put it on]

    [What does it matter to you what my wife wears?】

    [Why is there another person telling my wife what to do?】

    [If you can see it, see it. If you can’t see it, leave it. My wife is naturally beautiful and looks good in anything she wears. Don’t talk too much]

    [User 3066107523: Please respect the anchor and his partner, the anchor is not your wife/rose]

    【Come again?Uncle, if you have nothing to do, can you go home and feed the chickens? Don’t always imitate young people and watch live broadcasts]

    [You discovered that I am actually Xiaoli’s husband/color]

    [My relationship with my wife was discovered like this, I’m so embarrassed]

    [User 3066107523: Please don’t lust after the anchor, I am his real partner!】

    [Uncle, are you talking in your sleep?】

    [The uncle fed the chickens too much, so he said the same sentence in his dream]

    [What nonsense, please report it to the uncle]

    “Don’t make any noise, don’t make any noise.” After Shen Li showed off his outfit and sat down, all he saw was smoke billowing from the barrage again.

    Don’t do it, sir.

    The traffic came today, and it wasn’t a gift. Seeing that the barrage had become noisy, no one cared about his advertising slogans.

    And the uncle keeps calling himself his husband, tsk, to be honest, I feel a bit unhappy.

    It’s not like he doesn’t have a husband, the prospective husband is just working overtime to make money for him to spend.

    Although Hui Yunzhao was not at home, the title of uncle still gave him a subtle feeling of cheating on the Internet.

    There’s no shortage of money anyway.Shen Li’s heart moved, and with a click of the mouse, he simply kicked out the first man on the list.

    Good riddance, uncle.Shen Li thought secretly in his heart, I am doing this for the sake of your heart, uncle, please don’t care about me.

    When he was kicked out, Shen Li didn’t even dare to advertise. He was entirely focused on the live broadcast barrage, for fear that the grumpy old man would come in later and rant.After watching for a while to confirm that no emperor special effects were coming in, the hanging breath finally relaxed.

    Then I thought again, this man is rich and has such a bad temper, he is probably used to being praised wherever he goes.Now that I have been kicked out, I will probably never come back again.Although I am willing to spend money if I have it, I feel that 8/9 times out of 10, I will not play games anymore. It is better to keep the future users and players in the live broadcast room.

    But what he didn’t expect was that the uncle was not grumpy and would never come in again because he felt embarrassed, but he was just driving back to the real place and had no time to argue.

    Gu Yunzhao was quarreling with the people in the barrage. He had been typing for a long time and was about to send it. However, the words “You have been asked to leave the live broadcast room by the host” appeared on the screen.

    What do you mean, you have been asked out of the live broadcast room by the host?

    Gu Yunzhao was stunned at first, and then laughed out loud in anger.Shen Li actually kicked out his real husband because of the barrage of people!?

    After the uncle left, the barrage quickly returned to calm, and the live broadcast continued smoothly.

    Shen Li was happily advertising when the door lock of his room suddenly clicked, which frightened him so much that the words of the advertisement stuck in his mouth.

    After regaining consciousness, I looked up and saw that my husband-to-be, Gu Yunzhao, who was supposed to be working overtime, had quietly left the company, leaving all the employees behind and returned to his home.He was leaning on the door frame and looking over here. When he met Shen Li’s eyes, he raised his right hand holding the phone and waved to him.

    There was never a moment when Shen Li hated his excellent eyesight more than now. He could still see the live broadcast on Gu Yunzhao’s mobile phone so clearly from half a room away.

    Why are you secretly watching and raping him? Damn it.

    [What to do]

    Shen Li blinked desperately, trying to convey his questions to Gu Yunzhao through his eyes.

    [What not to do]

    Gu Yunzhao typed it for him on his mobile phone, [Come back and check his wife’s ootd]

    Wife?

    The moment Shen Li saw these two words, his mind was confused for a moment, and he even began to wonder if his wife had read too much of the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, so when he saw the words Gu Yunzhao typed, he also read it wrong.

    I saw it wrong, I must have seen it wrong.

    Shen Li sighed inwardly. He was so crazy about falling in love that he even started to fantasize about how to call her.

    But Gu Yunzhao’s next message immediately broke his self-comfort.

    Seeing him lowering his head in confusion for a long time without looking up, Gu Yunzhao raised his eyebrows and sent the message directly to his mobile phone.

    [The only dad: Why doesn’t my wife say anything^_^]

    Well, it’s not an illusion.

    If it was too far away just now, there is still the possibility of misreading it. The message sent to him now is obviously not a letter from another world from the Shattered Void.

    [Li Lili: Have you been drinking?】

    Can I still drink while working overtime?As expected of a boss.Shen Li was silently envious, thinking that if his boss could drink when he worked overtime, then if he became the boss’s wife, he would be able to eat turkey noodles when he worked overtime.

    [The only dad: My wife didn’t drink]

    [Li Lili:.Have you been taken away from your body?】

    [The only dad: No wife]

    [Li Lili: Don’t do this, I’m afraid]

    [Li Lili: The kitten is scared.jpg]

    Gu Yunzhao laughed. He was originally angry because he called Shen Li his wife in the barrage just now.He, the husband in reserve, hasn’t called yet, but those people who will get the barrage will call in that round.As a result, before he could argue with those people, Shen Li kicked him out of the live broadcast room.

    Then he drove straight to his house in anger, ready to show Shen Li who his husband was.

    But at this moment, Gu Yunzhao leaned against the door frame and stared at him for a while, feeling suddenly relieved.What does he care about with a child?

    While in the car, he counted in his mind 11,000 ways to make Shen Li remember who his husband was.

    After he really returned home and saw Shen Li, the anger that was ignited in his heart was like the smoke burning incense in front of the temple. It floated up and disappeared again.

    The child was only eighteen or nineteen years old. He had no one to control or teach him since he was a child. When he became an adult, he was forced to be sent to him by his family.Everything about joy, anger, sorrow, and joy is not tied to him, and the word love also relies on him to teach me.

    He probably also owed debts in his previous life, so he should spend his entire life repaying this child’s debt.

    [The only dad: I’m teasing you, just concentrate on the live broadcast]

    [Li Lili: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, I’m just talking to you.】

    [Li Lili: The kitten shakes its head and howls.jpg]

    Shen Li was engrossed in chatting with Gu Yunzhao for so long that he completely forgot about his live broadcast.After being reminded, I looked up and saw that the live broadcast room was filled with question marks.

    “Ahem, my grandma suddenly sent me a message saying that her second aunt’s cousin’s sister-in-law’s aunt’s dog’s wife’s owner’s sister’s cat is going to give birth. She just asked me to contact the hospital.”

    【???】

    [Xiao Li, do you dare to read the bunch of relations you just made nonsense to yourself?】

    [Don’t let anchors do things they can’t do every day]

    [Is it impossible to challenge the new program?]

    It’s absolutely impossible to read it over again. Shen Li didn’t even remember what kind of connections he just made nonsense of.He rolled his eyes, pretending not to see the barrage, and continued reading his own advertisement.

    This time there was no sudden opening of the door, and the advertisements were poured out as smoothly as a basin of water.

    I didn’t even react to the fast barrage, the advertisement had already finished.

    [Did something fly past just now?】

    [My ears seemed to hear something, but my mind didn’t remember it]

    [It slid over my cerebral cortex so smoothly]

    “If you slide it, just pick it up and slide it again, okay?” Shen Li was a little thirsty after reading the advertisement, but the water glass was too far away from him, and the clothes he was wearing made it difficult to get up.

    Oh, no, there is a free labor force in the house.Shen Li rolled his eyes, picked up his phone and came up with an idea.

    [Li Lili: I’m thirsty]

    [Li Lili: Kitten hugging milk tea.jpg]

    Thirsty?Gu Yunzhao looked at the message and understood it. He was thirsty, and the emoticon was a cat holding milk tea.

    Got it, I want to drink milk tea.

    [The only dad: waiting]

    Gu Yunzhao turned around and left, as if he had made up his mind.Shen Li was stunned.

    Dude, where are you going?

    Even if you don’t want to pour him water, there’s no need to turn around and run away.

    [Where is my wife looking?】

    [My wife, is there anyone else at home?】

    [Wife, you don’t even look at the barrage, I’m crying]

    “Have a look.” Shen Li turned his head and continued to talk about the live broadcast room.He originally thought about asking Gu Yunzhao to get it for him, but now he can only do it himself.

    Damn it, you don’t have the attitude to pursue people at all.

    “What should I do if I want to stop broadcasting after finishing the commercial?” The game has been cleared and the commercials have been read. The group of people in the live broadcast room are no longer useful. Shen Li’s perfunctory attitude is almost written on his face.

    However, the recommended time on the homepage agreed upon with the platform has not yet finished, and Shen Li is a little reluctant to part with his traffic.

    “Hey, why don’t you tell me what you want to see me broadcast?” There is less than half an hour left for the recommendation on the home page, so let’s finish it by fooling around.

    The barrage exploded in an instant. A group of old perverts came to watch him broadcast the game just for the sake of face. Now that they finally had the opportunity to broadcast other games, they started to make various suggestions.

    【My wife dances!】

    【My wife sings!】

    [My wife dances the dance!】

    Dance?will not.Shen Li’s limbs are only coordinated when fighting, and are basically rented at other times.

    He can’t even sing. He can only drive pigs.

    “Next, don’t always let the anchor challenge the impossible.”

    But the barrage was unyielding, and even after the first one/big man left, the original second one came up, and even gave him a special gift, forcing him to dance.

    [Wang Jing Jing Jing Jing: Xiaobao jumps]

    It’s not that he doesn’t want to dance, it’s just… shameful!

    But Shen Li had just promised that he would download whatever barrage he wanted to see after it was finished.It’s hard to resist the barrage’s warm welcome now, even if he dances, it doesn’t matter if he doesn’t dance.

    “Do you have to watch the dance?” Shen Li’s tone was like mourning for a heir, and the eggplant that was beaten by the frost was not as decadent as he was now, “You want it for yourselves.”

    The last thing Gu Yunzhao saw when he opened the door again carrying milk tea was a black object flying towards him.

    Why are there alien objects in the house…

    Before Gu Yunzhao had time to think about what it was, he felt severe pain in his forehead, his vision went dark, and he fainted on the ground.

    The last sight before fainting was the scene of Shen Li rushing towards him in shock.

    Shen Li was stunned.

    Originally, because he couldn’t handle the barrage, he got up and danced to get through it until the end.

    As a result, due to uncoordinated limbs on the way, his foot slipped and he was kicked out by the camera.

    But he never expected that Gu Yunzhao would open the door and come in at that moment, and the camera would fly right over Gu Yunzhao’s head, and Gu Yunzhao would be knocked unconscious.

    Shen Li didn’t care about anything else and hurriedly dragged him to the bed in the master bedroom.Feeling guilty for a while, I couldn’t help but clasped my hands and bowed three times in Gu Yunzhao’s direction.

    God bless you, please don’t smash anyone out.

    “Hiss.”

    As soon as they finished praying here, they heard the sound of Gu Yunzhao waking up.

    Shen Li’s eyes lit up and he quickly approached him as if to please, “You’re awake.”

    “You are…”

    Shen Li:?

    The sky is falling now!God, I will never call you “grandfather” again. You don’t regard me as your grandson at all!

    “Husband!” Shen Li grabbed his hand and shed tears as soon as he said it, “I am your dear wife. You told me last night that you only love me, the only one who loves me the most in the world. How can you forget me?”

    Seeing Gu Yunzhao’s expression moving slightly, Shen Li thought something was going on.Originally, it was his face that Gu Yunzhao loved before, so even if a person loses his memory, his aesthetics will never change.

    He quickly turned 360 degrees several times to show off his beautiful face.

    “Honey, do you remember now?”

    Gu Yunzhao nodded thoughtfully, “It’s still a little bit close.”

    Can’t remember just by looking at the face?

    That’s going to take a bit of hard work.

    Shen Li’s heart skipped a beat and he bumped into him.

    If you can’t remember her face, then give her a kiss. If one kiss isn’t enough, give her another kiss!

    Snow White can be kissed to wake up, but he doesn’t believe that he can’t wake up a prince by kissing her.

    Shen Li was still thinking in his mind about how to kiss after sticking together, and the dominance was lost.

    Gu Yunzhao, who had lost his memory in his heart, turned his back on the guest and held the back of Shen Li’s head, taking the breath into his hands.Biting her soft lips, Shen Li had to open her mouth and accept everything he had.

    The kiss was so intense that Shen Li almost couldn’t breathe, and his entire body was lying on Gu Yunzhao’s body before he was finally let go.

    “Gu Yunzhao!” Shen Li said angrily, “Did you lie to me again?”

    “No.” Gu Yunzhao smiled innocently, “It was Princess Xiao Li’s true love’s kiss that awakened my memory.”

    “Haha!” Shen Li slapped him and pushed his face away.No matter how stupid he is, he still understands that Gu Yunzhao is deliberately pretending to be stupid to tease him.

    “You’re done, Gu Yunzhao.” Shen Li sneered, “It doesn’t matter what you say, I don’t think you have recovered your memory at all. You, a stranger, just go to sleep by yourself at night.”

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