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    Chapter 66 Chapter 66 I wish you an early death on your wife’s bed…

    “Being… coquettish?”

    Compared with the question just now, Gu Yunzhao’s hesitant tone at this moment gave Shen Li a more painful blow.

    “Is it so weird for me to act like a spoiled child?”

    “…Well, not surprising.”

    “Stop comforting me.” Shen Li could hear the reluctance in his words.He pursed his lips and lost the confidence he had just coaxed. His coquettish heart was half extinguished by the cold water, “Now it’s my turn to be angry.”

    “Then let me coax Xiao Li away from being angry, okay?”

    Hearing this, Shen Li shook his head subconsciously in his arms. After shaking his head, he remembered that it was night and the lights were not turned on in the room. Even if he shook his head, Gu Yunzhao could not see him.

    “No need to coax.” Shen Li said, “I made you angry first, so I should be the one to coax you. Brother Yunzhao, can you teach me how to coax you?”

    The child said he couldn’t be angry, but his mouth was already pouting so high that he could hang an oil can on it.

    “I am still a child, and it is my first time to fall in love with someone. Brother Yunzhao, you are an adult, you have to teach me.”

    “Okay, then how do you want me to teach you?”

    “You can teach me whatever you want.”

    “Then what if I secretly teach you something you shouldn’t learn?”

    Shen Li thought for a while and then continued, “I will learn whatever you teach me.”

    Gu Yunzhao: “Are you so good?”

    “Well.” Shen Li raised his head and looked at him, “Because I want to fall in love with you, so what I learned about how to fall in love and how to coax people should be customized according to your preferences, so only you can teach me.”

    “Huh?” Gu Yunzhao was stunned for a moment before he realized what the child meant.

    Because you want to fall in love with him, do you want to leave yourself to him to teach you how to be a qualified lover?

    Shen Li’s expression and attitude were frank when he spoke, and he had no idea what kind of thunder he had just thrown with his most innocent and frank expression.

    “So good…” Gu Yunzhao couldn’t help but sigh.

    Shen Li was always very well-behaved and docile at times, like a lamb who was willing to offer himself up on the altar, transferring all rights to the owner.Let the person who receives the sacrifice play with him and train him to look like he likes.

    A piece of innocent white gives people the most desire to paint.

    Yes, his wife was originally a young and innocent child. If she made any mistakes, it must be because her husband did not teach her well.

    Just like when he abandoned himself for passers-by at night, it wasn’t because he didn’t teach him the priorities of his family.

    Thinking of this, the anxiety and anger at night finally disappeared.

    Gu Yunzhao smiled lowly, “Go to sleep.” Shen Li was hugged tighter by him, and she could feel the warmth in his arms and the light fragrance on his body.

    The familiar embrace made Shen Li’s long-awaited sleepiness surge up in an instant, and the matter of how to coax Gu Yunzhao that he had just been thinking about was taken away by a yawn.Half asleep and half awake, with the last bit of consciousness, he managed to ask that sentence.

    “Then are you relieved now…”

    Gu Yunzhao did not answer this question immediately, but took advantage of the moment to ask what he had been thinking about all night, “Xiao Li, will you always stay by my side and always listen to my words?”

    “Yes.” Shen Li yawned again, his beautiful eyes blurred by the tired mist. After hearing his words, he nodded in confusion, “I will be good, don’t be angry.”

    “Okay, don’t be angry.”

    Gu Yunzhao lowered his head and placed a gentle kiss on his forehead, “Go to sleep, Xiao Li, good night.”

    Shen Li was so sleepy that he was unconscious. After hearing his words, he forced his consciousness to say good night, then he couldn’t open his eyes at all and fell into a dark dream to discuss chess with Zhou Gong Huashan.

    *

    “So has your husband settled it?”

    After arriving in class the next day, Xu Cheng lay on the table during class and gossiped about their situation. After sending out a hundred tricks to coax his husband at night, he sent a bunch of messages to Shen Li, but Shen Li didn’t reply.

    What is the final result? Whether the trick was used or not.He was so curious that he didn’t sleep well all night. When he arrived in class today, he rushed over to ask.

    “I don’t know either.”

    Shen Li had no memory of last night when he was half asleep and half awake. He didn’t even know whether he had asked that question to calm his nerves.As for Gu Yunzhao’s answer, he didn’t hear it at all.

    “Okay.” Xu Cheng was a little disappointed, and knew that he wouldn’t get an answer today. He rummaged through his schoolbag for a long time and took out a bag, “Here, Zhao Yingying sent it, and asked me to forward it to you.”

    “What is this?”

    “Clothes.” Xu Cheng had already unpacked and checked in advance after receiving them. “Aren’t we going to do a live broadcast tomorrow night to attract traffic? Zhao Yingying is still abroad and can’t come back, so she ordered clothes online and sent them over for you to wear during the live broadcast.”

    After hearing this, Shen Li knew that it must be women’s clothing, but even though he had been prepared, when he took out a lace semi-sheer tube top + lace lace skirt suit from the bag, he couldn’t help but shake a little.

    “Wear this?” He picked up the clothes and shook them a few times in disbelief.

    “Wear this.”

    “No need to discuss?”

    “You discuss it with Zhao Yingying.”

    Not to mention that Zhao Yingying is abroad now. There is a time difference of more than ten hours with them, and she can’t even get through on the phone.With her straight-talking character, if she could throw the clothes over, she had made up her mind that Shen Li would wear them.

    Xu Cheng’s words shattered his last hope. Shen Li looked at the pieces of cloth in his hand that were barely enough for clothes, and couldn’t imagine how it would look on him.

    “Are you sure this isn’t sexy underwear?” Shen Li couldn’t help complaining, “I feel like if I start broadcasting wearing this, as soon as the camera in my live broadcast room is turned on, I will be fined by the supervisor the next second.”

    “Actually, I think super management may not come as quickly as your husband. Don’t you two live together?”

    “He can’t come. Tomorrow Shengnan seems to have a meeting on some project, and his boss has to work overtime together.” Shen Li’s broadcast time was specially researched, and it was a bit too much to ask him to live broadcast in women’s clothing in front of Gu Yunzhao.

    So after confirming the live broadcast a few days ago, he sent a message to Assistant Chen to ask for Gu Yunzhao’s work schedule for the next half month, and specially selected a time when Gu Yunzhao was working overtime and having a meeting in the company to arrange the live broadcast.

    On the one hand, he didn’t want to be embarrassed, but on the other hand, he had a vague hunch that Zhao Yingying would definitely not arrange any normal clothes for him.Sure enough, his preparation came in handy.

    “I asked for leave in advance tomorrow afternoon to run away. I wrote my homework in an hour. The show will start at seven o’clock in the evening.”

    “Okay.” Xu Cheng gave him an OK gesture.”Oh, by the way, I feel like there’s something in my brother’s place that you might be interested in. I’ll steal it out and show it to you tomorrow.”

    “What the hell? Xu Zheng can have anything that interests me.” Shen Li didn’t believe it. He and Xu Zheng had not dealt with each other for so long, and Xu Zheng would make a fuss about anything that came into contact with him. What else could he be interested in?

    “I don’t know what it is specifically.” Xu Cheng scratched his head as if he didn’t know much about it, “But it must have something to do with your husband. I heard my brother calling me when he sent me to school in the morning. It seems that there is some document at home that is related to your husband.”

    Shen Li was just about to say what Xu Zheng could have about Gu Yunzhao, but he wasn’t interested in anything related to work.But suddenly, when chatting about the Xu family, Gu Yunzhao mentioned that he and Xu Zheng were not only childhood friends, but also college roommates, flashed through his mind.

    When the words of rejection came to his lips, he turned around and said yes.

    “I’ll bring it to you when I come tomorrow.”

    Xu Cheng kept his word and stole the documents from him when he came the next day.

    “So many?” Shen Li was shocked by the weight and thickness of the file box in his hand as soon as he got it. If he didn’t believe that Xu Cheng would not lie to him about this kind of thing, he would have thought that he bought a new x dictionary from some bookstore.

    “But I’m exhausted.” After stuffing the things in his schoolbag and bringing them all the way, Xu Cheng felt like he had turned into a snail. The shell was not only heavy, it was about to crush him into a shoulder. “Hurry and see what it is.”

    Xu Cheng respected the privacy of his brother and his husband, from stealing something from Xu Zheng’s study last night to now carrying the explosive bag all the way to school.I couldn’t help but endure my curiosity that could kill a nine-life cat and didn’t open it to take a look.

    Shen Li was also curious, especially after discovering that the thing was so heavy, he became even more curious.

    “Has your brother stuffed bricks in it?” Shen Li complained as he was removing it. The weight of this thing in his hand was not much lighter than the red bricks on the construction site. If you were robbed while walking, throwing it out and hitting someone would be considered excessive defense.

    “…?” The first thing he opened shocked Shen Li, “Your brother… has a crush on Gu Yunzhao?”

    Xu Cheng was drinking water, and when he heard his words, he squirted out a mouthful of water, “What a mess.”

    Shen Li held up the photo album, “Your brother has collected photos of Gu Yunzhao. Isn’t this a secret love?”

    “Uh.” Xu Cheng didn’t know how to retort, but he knew in his heart that Xu Zheng definitely couldn’t like Gu Yunzhao, “Anyway, he can’t like your husband.”

    “How do you know it’s impossible?”

    “It’s impossible anyway.” Xu Chengxin said, I can’t tell you that I caught my brother secretly kissing me in the middle of the night.

    But this matter was so confusing that Xu Cheng himself couldn’t sleep well for several days, otherwise Shen Li wouldn’t have sent a message in the middle of the night and he would still be online.

    It was difficult to express the reason now. Xu Cheng hesitated and hesitated for a long time, and finally had to bite the bullet. It was impossible for Xu Zheng to like Gu Yunzhao anyway. If he asked the reason again, he would just pretend to be mute and say nothing.

    Although Xu Cheng didn’t give a reason until the end, he was so sure that Shen Li believed him.After getting past this, I started flipping through the photo album.

    The thick photo album contains photos of Gu Yunzhao from the age of seven or eight to teenagers and then to college. They are all photos of him that Shen Li has never seen before.

    “So handsome…”

    “Don’t be a nympho, okay?” Xu Cheng was a little speechless to his brother. He thought Shen Li was going to say something.

    “You are indeed handsome.” Shen Li pointed to the photo of Gu Yunzhao in formal dress receiving the award in the album, “If you get this award sometime, I will also praise you for being so handsome.”

    Xu Cheng was just about to say that after his brother got married, he turned on the filter for his husband’s spoiled wife too much. How could Gu Yunzhao, a businessman, get any big prizes? All he had to do was buy some gold plating.But when he glanced at the photo, the words he just slandered were eaten back by him.

    “Why doesn’t your husband lose his hair?” Xu Cheng’s focus is a bit skewed. It is said that the more powerful programmers are, the more bald they are. The photo is of a computer design competition, and Gu Yunzhao is still holding the gold medal in his hand.But as soon as Xu Cheng recalled the Gu Yunzhao he had seen before, he compared it with the photos, and found to his despair that not only was Gu Yunzhao’s hair not less, he even had more hair.

    Xu Cheng once again touched his hair, which had begun to fall out at an increasing rate, and suddenly cried out in grief and anger, “God is unfair!”

    “God is dead.” Shen Li was still looking at Gu Yunzhao’s photo and lamented that he was so high-spirited back then that he had no time to care about his brother’s fragile little mind. He just said casually, “And the programmers are under the control of von Neumann. If you don’t want to be bald, you can apply for the blessing of Turing ancestor.”

    “Forget it.” When he heard Turing’s reputation, Xu Cheng stopped shouting and felt sad, “I would rather lose my hair than the cross-dressing tradition of the Turing sequence.”

    “Then just bear with it.” Shen Li sighed after reading the photo album, thinking that it would be better if he were a few years older.He was more interested in Gu Yunzhao’s teenage years than he was now, when everything was calm and everything was under control.

    “It’s quite amazing how your brother secretly hides photo albums.”

    “This is not a contribution to you.”

    “Indeed.” Shen Li clearly understood rewards and punishments, and generously decided to scold Xu Zheng less in the future, just for the sake of this photo album.

    “Look at what else is underneath. It can’t be just this photo album, right?”

    Shen Li reluctantly let go of the photo album, flipped through it again, and took out a document bag.

    “What’s your habit of stuffing file bags into file boxes?” Shen Li mumbled as he opened the file bag and prepared to see what it was.But the moment he took out the white paper, he was shocked by the content on it. He came back to his senses and quickly pulled out the document and scanned the contents.

    “What’s wrong?” Xu Cheng was a little curious and wanted to come over to take a look at what it was, but was avoided by Shen Li’s turning around.

    “I can’t watch?”

    “Hmm…” Shen Li didn’t expect to get this. When he thought of the content on the paper just now, he felt a little uneasy.

    “Okay.” Xu Cheng knew by looking at his posture that there was a high probability that some privacy was involved.Brothers’ wives should not be bullied, and the same applies to brothers’ husbands.Since it involves his brother’s family affairs, he naturally doesn’t say much.

    “Is there anything else down there?”

    Shen Li came back to his senses and rummaged through the file box again.

    “No more.” He shook his head.

    “Okay.” Xu Cheng scratched his head, stopped worrying about his brothers’ family affairs, and brought the topic back to work, “Will the live broadcast still be broadcast tonight?”

    “Play.” Shen Li pretended to be worried. After a while, he approached Xu Cheng and said, “Please help me ask for leave from the teacher. I have to leave early in the afternoon and I have to buy something.”

    “Okay, then I will go to your house to find you during the live broadcast tonight?”

    “You should come early and finish your homework at my house.” Shen Li did not forget their main job as students, “By the way, bring me Zhao Yingying, my good sister who is a makeup artist.”

    *

    But God’s calculations are not as good as those of humans. Shen Li clearly figured out Gu Yunzhao’s overtime hours, but forgot to calculate his own homework time.He thought the homework could be completed in one hour, but it took him and Xu Cheng almost two hours to finish it.

    By the time I quickly put on makeup, changed clothes, and adjusted the filters, it was already 8:30 when Xiaoli started broadcasting.

    [Sha Yisi was late for the broadcast]

    [The washing powder is playing a big role, I cried]

    [Xiaoli, Xiaoli, Xiaoli, long time no see]

    “Good evening, good evening.” Shen Li changed his clothes and sat in front of the camera. The makeup artist had left. Now there was only one Xu Cheng in his family, holding a computer in the living room and acting as the live broadcast central control.

    When Gu Yunzhao received the news about the special broadcast, he was reading the planning document in Shengnan’s office. Xu Zheng, who was suspected by Shen Li of having a crush on his brother, was sitting opposite him and looking at the engineering drawings.

    “You can go.” As soon as the news about his wife’s broadcast came, the brotherhood immediately disappeared. Gu Yunzhao rushed people quickly, fearing that Xu Zheng would sit here and delay his time to watch the live broadcast.

    Xu Zheng:?

    “Gu Yunzhao, are you going to die as a human being?” Although it wasn’t the first day we met, Xu Zheng was still shocked every time he saw the speed of Gu Yunzhao’s change of expression. “You didn’t have this attitude when you asked me to be a wingman to deliver documents to your wife. It was a waste of my hard work to carry things home and try to show my face in front of my brother so that he could steal it and give it to your wife.”

    “I won’t die, but it’s not necessary. It’s enough for me to be a human being in front of my wife.” Gu Yunzhao’s attitude was very confident. He stood up from his office chair and pushed Xu Zheng out with his hand, insisting on chasing people away. “Come on, hurry up, don’t delay me from doing my business.”

    Xu Zheng was speechless for a long time due to his such a matter-of-fact attitude, leaving only his speechless eyes to express his feelings.

    “Why are you in such a hurry? The engineering drawings are correct right to the end. If you finish it today, you won’t have to do it again tomorrow.” Xu Zheng really didn’t want to go to Shengnan again tomorrow to work overtime. He might as well go home and entertain his younger brother during this time.Xu Cheng doesn’t know what’s going on recently, but his attitude towards him has changed a lot. It’s not like when he ran away at the sight of him before, but sometimes it’s a bit like before when he didn’t go abroad.

    “It’s urgent, very urgent.”

    “Come here, uncle, please hurry up.”

    “My wife’s live broadcast is on.” After Gu Yunzhao finished speaking, he waved his hand again, like chasing a dog, “Come on, you, you can’t explain to a single like you how anxious a man is when looking at his wife.”

    “Gu Yunzhao.” Xu Zheng did not expect this answer. The corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and he gave him his sincere blessings very solemnly, “I wish you will die in your wife’s bed as soon as possible.”

    ———————–

    The author has something to say: I said I was feeling dizzy, but it turned out that I was struck dizzy by happiness!I was in a daze, and suddenly the light around me dimmed. It turned out to be my wife’s comments that were glowing!

    Banxia novel, a lot of fun

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