What’S Wrong With Just Eating His Majesty’S Soft Rice? Chapter 53

Chapter 53 Chapter 53: Traveling to ancient times and becoming a queen (2)

“What dream?” Fang Cheng asked subconsciously.

The emperor looked at him quietly: “I dreamed of you.”

“Pfft.” Fang Cheng almost spat out: “What did you say?”

There was also a trace of confusion on the emperor’s face. He shook his head: “I don’t want to have this dream. I haven’t fallen asleep for a long time.”

Fang Cheng didn’t believe it. He dreamed that if he didn’t sleep alone, he was sick. It was hard for him not to die from sleepiness until now.

“What did you dream about me?”

The emperor glanced at him: “I dreamed…”

He paused and said nothing more: “I always thought that the person in the dream did not exist, but I didn’t expect you to appear. In this case, you can just be my queen.”

Fang Cheng:……

Is it easy to be a queen?Can any man with unknown origins become emperor?

Unfortunately, before he could say anything, His Majesty the Emperor called people in and brought him food and drinks.

Fang Cheng happened to be so hungry that his chest pressed against his back. He immediately stood up and asked a palace maid to help him take off the heavy crown on his head.

The maid looked timidly at the emperor and then at Fang Cheng.She seemed to want to say that this was against the rules, but the emperor looked at her and nodded.

She helped Fang Cheng take off the thing on his head.

After regaining his free head, Fang Cheng finally felt comfortable. His short hair made everyone present take a few more glances.Although no one dared to speak on such an occasion, their eyes clearly conveyed surprise.

As soon as Fang Cheng felt comfortable, he started talking nonsense: “I became a monk some time ago, and I became a secular monk recently, so my hair is a bit short. Don’t mind.”

One of the little eunuchs couldn’t help but burst out laughing. He immediately knelt down in fear and trembled, banging his head.

The atmosphere suddenly became very scary.Several other people were also frightened.They all knelt down.As if he was afraid that the emperor would be angry.

Fang Cheng was also startled by them, and suddenly realized that this was a feudal dynasty. The little eunuch must be afraid of being punished if he laughed in front of the emperor.

He glanced at the emperor, laughed, grabbed the little eunuch who was kowtowing, and said, “What are you kowtowing for? I just told a joke and I expected you to laugh, but none of them laughed. You were the only one who laughed. You should give me face.”

Fang Cheng looked at the emperor again and said, “You don’t smile at all. You don’t even give face to your queen when she talks about jokes, do you?”

It seems that this identity can still be used now, and Fang Cheng is not polite. He has no real sense of the identity of the queen, and he doesn’t think it’s okay to tease her about it.

The emperor obviously didn’t care much about the little eunuch, but after hearing what Fang Cheng said, he seemed to be in a good mood and said something to the people in the room.

Several palace maids and eunuchs stood up and went out in relief. The little eunuch’s legs were weak, and no one among them dared to look up at Fang Cheng.

Fang Cheng was a little unhappy. It was too depressing here. If he was surrounded by people like this, would he still be able to live?

Live like a dummy all day long.So boring.

He doesn’t know when he will be able to return to modern times, or how long he will stay here.In this case, you still have to find a way to make your life more comfortable.

One advantage of being in the palace is that you don’t have to worry about food and clothing, but at the same time, the disadvantages are also obvious, that is, there is no freedom and no good entertainment activities.

The advantage of having no worries about food and clothing is still very attractive to Fang Cheng.Although when I was young, I always thought that if I wanted to travel through time, I would have to work hard to reach the peak of life.But now at this age, he already knows that reaching the peak of life requires a lot of effort and a lot of costs, so he doesn’t want it.

In this ancient world, it was not impossible to just lie down and wait for death.And he is a queen now, so he doesn’t have to kowtow to everyone.Just please the emperor.

Fang Cheng was thinking about this in his mind while eating this food that he didn’t know how to make.Nothing tastes very good.It looks exquisite and the presentation is beautiful.It’s just that the taste is average.

Maybe it’s because the seasoning wasn’t as comprehensive as it is now.

Fang Cheng probably was used to eating MSG. In ancient times, this kind of unadded food tasted tasteless.

But he’s not a very picky eater, so if he eats these every day, he’ll be fine.

Looking at the emperor next to him, he also sat down and ate with him with chopsticks. This posture was very dignified, and he didn’t ask anyone to test the poison for him.

Oh, yes, I ate it too, and it really seemed like I was poisoning the two of them at the same time.

At the end of the meal, Fang Cheng’s thoughts became clear. Since he was just eating and waiting to die as a gangster in modern times, in ancient times, he did not believe in his ability to make a big contribution.

At that age when you are in the second grade of secondary school, you will definitely feel that you still have to make a career, right now?Live one day at a time.

But you still have to consider your quality of life.Wait for him to observe for a while and think about what to do.

Fang Cheng glanced at the emperor: “Your Majesty, what’s your name? I’m already a queen, so I should know your name, right?”

The emperor glanced at Fang Cheng: “My name is Zhou Yun, and my courtesy name is Yinli.”

Fang Cheng snorted: “You ancient people all had to call you by words. Then let’s call you Hard Pear.”

Zhou Yinli looked at Fang Cheng in surprise.I didn’t expect Fang Cheng to call him by his name so naturally.But said nothing.

Fang Cheng called Cuncui that because hard pears are easy to remember.He burped.Asked the emperor: “Where can I take a bath? I want to sleep. And I don’t have to wear women’s clothes every day. It’s too difficult to wear and I can’t walk.”

Zhou Yinli thought for a while and called a eunuch outside the door to come in: “Lin Er is the chief internal manager. If you need anything from now on, Queen, just ask him to deal with it.”

Lin Er responded and immediately saluted Fang Cheng: “Queen, if you need anything in the future, just tell me.”

When Fang Cheng saw the eunuch, he looked a bit like Lin Er, and he almost died laughing.

The two people just looked at Fang Cheng holding his stomach and laughing for a long time.I have no idea what he is laughing at.Fang Cheng didn’t explain either, and they couldn’t understand it anyway.

When Fang Cheng was finally satisfied, he told Lin Er the request he had just made.

Lin Er said with a smile: “It’s simple, but there is really no spare for these clothes at the moment. The Imperial Master told the queen’s size in advance, and the palace made several sets of women’s uniforms. Now that the queen wants men’s clothes, it is not a problem, but she needs to hire someone to tailor them for the queen. It will take some time. These days, the queen can only…”

“Can I only wear women’s clothes?” Fang Cheng frowned, suddenly remembering something, and looked at the emperor and said, “Can I wear yours? We are both about the same height. I should be able to wear it.”

Lin Er looked surprised and said: “This is absolutely impossible. Your Majesty’s clothes are all dragon robes. The Queen cannot wear them randomly. It is against the rules.”

Zhou Yinli looked at Fang Cheng’s expectant expression, ignored Lin Er’s nervous look, and said, “Pick some of my regular clothes, in lighter colors, for the queen to wear.”

Lin Er looked surprised, but he didn’t dare to resist and agreed.

Fang Cheng didn’t think too much and patted Zhou Yinli on the shoulder: “Thank you, buddy.”

Zhou Yinli looked at Fang Cheng’s hand in surprise.

Fang Cheng didn’t care about this and followed Lin Er and said, “Take me to take a shower.”

After taking a good soak in the large bathtub, Fang Cheng put on a set of yellow pajamas-like clothes that were sent to him.The fabric is very soft and comfortable, probably silk or something.

These clothes must belong to the emperor.Fang Cheng didn’t think it was a big deal, he could wear it if the emperor could.

This bath is connected to the bedroom just now, and the bed is ridiculously big.It was very luxurious. As soon as Fang Cheng entered, he lay down on the big bed and rolled around a few times.Smelling that faint fragrance, I felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity, as if I had been immersed in this smell for a long time.

Because he was surrounded by this smell, Fang Cheng fell asleep quickly after lying down.

He had so much activity this day. Who would have thought that the emperor’s wedding would be so troublesome.

Fang Cheng just slept like that. He didn’t know how long it had passed, but suddenly there was a feeling of a heavy body pressing down beside the bed.

Although it was not directly pressing on him, the presence was still very strong, and Fang Cheng suddenly woke up.He turned to look at the man next to him wearing the same pajamas.

He immediately shouted: “What are you doing? Don’t you have a place to sleep by yourself?”

Zhou Yinli looked at him and said, “This is my bedroom. The bed is also mine, and today is the day we get married.”

Fang Cheng groaned, and then he realized that the yellow in this palace was not for the queen, but for the emperor. He thought there should be so much bright yellow in the queen’s palace.

Well, with such a big bed, it’s a pity that you can’t sleep on it by yourself.

Fang Cheng glanced at the emperor and thought that this big bed was more than enough for two men to sleep on.So he moved inside and said, “Okay, you can sleep. You can’t snore.”

He had no intention of getting married to a man, or even to an emperor.Naturally, there was no concept of anything happening between the two men.

So I have no idea about two men sleeping in the same bed.But fortunately, the emperor obviously had no other ideas. He lay there straight, covered himself with a quilt, put his arms squarely on his chest, and closed his eyes.

His sleeping position was very standard, taking up no space at all. Fang Cheng had just assumed that this bed was his own, and was a little unhappy with the extra bed. Now that he found that the other person did not take up any space, Zhi was very satisfied with it. He squinted his eyes and quickly fell asleep with the remaining sleepiness.

At some unknown time the next day, Fang Cheng heard movement next to him.He opened his eyes drowsily and saw that candles were still lit in this room. It was obvious that it was not yet dawn outside.

But the people next to me have already started to change clothes and wash up.

Although they had obviously taken their actions lightly, after all, there were so many people coming in and out, so the movement was still quite loud.Fang Cheng couldn’t help being woken up. He looked at Zhou Yinli getting dressed and getting ready to go out. He rubbed his eyes and asked what time it was.

Then without waiting for the other party to speak, he fell asleep again.But this time he didn’t fall asleep very deeply. He felt a look on his face for who knows how long.

I don’t know what time it is when I wake up this time.The sun is already shining on my butt anyway.

There is no watch now, and he can’t remember the time when the little eunuch told him.

He washed up under Lin Er’s service. Looking at the tools that were not modern at all, he found that many modern tools were replaced by human services and felt a little headache.

As a modern person, he didn’t want others to serve him in this way, but if he had to do it himself, he really couldn’t do all this messy work.For example, he doesn’t know where the water is and where to go to get it.There are also clothes, he really can’t wear them well.

Fortunately, not letting these ancient people work was more uncomfortable than killing them. Fang Cheng finally accepted these special services and said thank you to everyone.

After arriving, everything was almost tidied up. After breakfast, Zhou Yinli also came back. Fang Cheng asked him: “What did you do all morning? Are you going to court the day after the wedding?”

Zhou Yinli shook his head, looking much better than last night and looking at Fang Cheng with much gentler eyes.

“No. I have a few days off. I just went out to practice and deal with some memorials.”

Fang Cheng suddenly remembered something: “So, you fell asleep last night? Are you still dreaming?”

Zhou Yinli shook his head: “I never dreamed.”

Fang Cheng snorted: “Just now Lin Er said that he was going to see the Queen Mother later, right? Won’t the Queen Mother be so angry when she sees me as her husband-in-law?”

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Xiaofang: Someone take your phone and help me search for what I should pay attention to when meeting my mother-in-law for the first time. Oh yes, my mother-in-law is still the Queen Mother.