What’S Wrong With Just Eating His Majesty’S Soft Rice? Chapter 52
byChapter 52 Extra: Traveling to ancient times and becoming a queen (1)
Time travel is really hard to understand.
Of course Fang Cheng thought that he would time travel when he was at an age when chuunibyou was rampant, but what he thought about was that he would travel through time with a golden finger and reach the pinnacle of life.
There is no way to think about being regarded as some kind of monster and almost putting your life in danger and then being locked in a cage.
It didn’t make sense to the villagers at first. He looked particularly ignorant and ignorant. They were working in the farmland. When he suddenly appeared, his clothes and hairstyle were different from mine. I immediately made up my mind and thought he was a monster coming down the mountain or something.
Take a hoe and beat him to death.
Fang Cheng had not yet recovered from the excitement of time travel, and immediately began to explain that he was not a monster, but no one believed him.
Seeing that those people were really going to beat him to death, Fang Cheng quickly had an idea and said that he was actually a god descended to earth, but these people were doubtful.
It turns out that although these villagers are ignorant, they are not idiots.The village chief took him directly to the county government office and handed him over to the county magistrate.
The people in the county government didn’t understand what time travel was, so Fang Cheng insisted that he was an immortal who came down to earth to experience life. If these people dared to be rude to him, they would definitely be punished by God.
The county government officials didn’t quite believe it, but they were frightened by his serious and shameless manner. They didn’t dare to deal with him, so they reported him to the next level.
He was provided with delicious food and drinks in the county government office.
It was during this period that Fang Cheng figured out some things about this era.
Just when Fang Cheng was wondering what he could do to make these ancients feel some modern shock.The county government received a notice saying that he would be sent to the capital.
Looking at the scenery outside the cage.Fang Cheng finally showed some fear of the unknown.Why was he so unlucky in this time travel? If those people in the capital still didn’t believe him, they might really execute him.
After bouncing around in the cage for several hours, Fang Cheng finally saw a high city wall.Fortunately, this county is relatively close to the capital. If it were too far, he would probably die in this cage.
Not long after, Fang Cheng was sent to a very special building. Since it was in traditional Chinese, he couldn’t recognize what the word was.After entering the capital, the people who escorted him became silent, and he didn’t open his mouth no matter how much he teased them.
After the person who escorted him to Beijing left, Fang Cheng realized what it meant to be extremely bored. No one in this new mansion could talk to him.
Fang Cheng was stuffed into a quite large house, and was taken to wash up and change into clean clothes..
Originally, the servants seemed to want to help him wash, but Fang Fang disagreed. He was not disabled, so he could still do something as simple as taking a bath.
Fortunately, although the people here were told not to talk to him, they still listened to what he said and finally let him wash himself.
Fang Cheng didn’t expect that the process of taking a bath was very simple, but the difficulty came later.The complexity of this suit of clothing turned Equation’s brain into a huge ball of paste.
She had just rejected her, and now she was too embarrassed to find someone to help her, so she had to figure it out on her own.
After thinking about it for a while, Fang Cheng looked at the clothes and how messy he was wearing them, feeling that when he went out and people saw him, they couldn’t help but want to laugh.
But he doesn’t feel embarrassed either. The purpose of clothes is to keep warm and cover up shame, but they are not good-looking. He is careless in comparison.So be it.
After washing and changing clothes, Fang Cheng finally met the owner of the house.
Only then did Fang Cheng find out the identity of this man. He turned out to be the national master of this country.
Fang Cheng didn’t dare to speak nonsense to him.The previous experience taught him some lessons, that is, these ancient people were not as stupid as he thought.
On the contrary, he is quite smart.
It’s just that some information gaps make them seem a little stupid.If you dare to look down on them, you will definitely be the unlucky one.
Sure enough, the so-called national master said when he saw him for the first time: “You said you are an immortal?”
Fang Cheng pretended to be enigmatic and repeated his previous remarks in his mind.
The Imperial Master was silent for a long time, and then suddenly said: “I believe what you said, you are indeed an immortal.”
Then he knelt down to Fang Cheng and said, “I hope you can save our Majesty.”
Fang Cheng:??
Has your chance to reach the top of your life finally come?He immediately held back his secret joy and pretended to be calm and agreed: “You say it.”
If Fang Cheng had known from the beginning that the so-called way to save His Majesty was to become a queen, he would definitely not have agreed so readily.
The imperial master then briefly explained that the emperor had a strange disease, and at the same time his destiny had become a lone star of evil.
His strange illness could not be cured and his temper became worse and worse.From the original conscientiousness, he became moody.He is strict with himself and also with his ministers.
Especially in the imperial court, as long as someone makes a mistake, no matter how small it is, he will be severely punished.The worst case could be dismissal from office, and the most serious case could be exile.
The ministers were all panic-stricken and trembling.
It just so happened that this emperor was born in a military camp and held military power.No one dared to disobey him.
The imperial master divined the emperor’s fortune and found out that the emperor was supposed to be like a lone star of evil, but some sudden changes occurred recently.
This evil star, the Red Luan Star, has recently begun to move.
And I couldn’t see the target at first, as if I was in another world..
On the day Fang Cheng appeared, the Red Luan Star finally popped up, appearing like a flying star from the sky.
The Imperial Master determined that this variable was Fang Cheng.
As long as Fang Cheng marries the emperor, the emperor’s strange disease will definitely be cured.Destiny will also change.
This is too feudal and superstitious.Fang Cheng was very disapproving after hearing this statement.Are you trying to make fun of yourself?
He told the Imperial Preceptor that he had a tough life, and maybe after forcing him to marry, the emperor would immediately become even more vicious.Moreover, his life is very short, and he might be killed.The Imperial Master is forcing himself to die.
The Imperial Master ignored Fang Cheng completely.
So three days later, he was dressed in bright red clothes, with more than ten kilograms of gold and silver jewelry on his head, and was stuffed into a very large, very wide, very luxurious sedan.
Fang Cheng knew that he was going to be carried to the emperor.
Or an emperor suffering from a strange disease.
He really couldn’t figure it out.
When he first knew that he was going to be a queen, he almost took off his pants to show the imperial master and told him that he was a man.
Male.
Male.
But the national master obviously knew that he was a man.He said without changing his face that he had a male queen in this dynasty.Then we started to arrange the marriage.As if they were afraid that he would run away, a lot of guards were added to the small courtyard where he lived.Mosquitoes can’t fly out.
Fang Cheng couldn’t run even if he wanted to.But he was still unwilling to die and tried his best to run away several times.
Of course it failed.The result of the failure is that his hands and feet are now tied.
What kind of hell is this place?Is she really going to be sent to be that emperor’s queen soon?
What kind of world is this?Why are you so open?Any man can be a queen.
In modern society, men cannot get married in many places.
And this emperor really just accepted it and didn’t care about his affairs after he became emperor?
Even though she is indeed very handsome in appearance, the emperor is willing to make her the queen without even meeting her. Isn’t this funny?
He said he seemed to have a strange disease, what strange disease?It doesn’t look like an ugly guy or anything.
When he thought of this, Fang Cheng became desperate again.
He scolded the Imperial Master hundreds of times in his heart.
Until he was sent to the palace.Fangcheng is still full of unreal feelings.
He looked at his complicated wedding dress.Although it was period clothing, Fang Cheng was certain that it was women’s clothing.One day, he would put on women’s clothes and be sent to marry another man.
I can’t even think of it.
The sedan has already entered the palace, and was first sent to a certain place and walked through some complicated procedures. In fact, Fang Cheng didn’t know what happened. He only knew that he was being carried by someone, bowed his head, knelt down, and stood for a long time while listening to what others were saying.
The most important thing is that he can’t see anything with the hood on, and the voices he hears are all literate words. He can only see carpets with precious patterns under his feet.
Seconds simply seem like years.
After finally going through this process, he was sent to a room and sat on the edge of the bed.
Waiting for someone to come and lift his broken hijab.
Having attended many weddings, Fang Cheng knows that in fact, many people just spend a lot of money to find a wedding venue to make the same ceremony.I just thought it was a ridiculous performance.
But this time I actually experienced something even more perverted.
Until the end, he could only rely on one thought to support himself.
He wanted to see what the emperor looked like and what kind of strange disease he had.It’s so serious that even though she agreed to make a man her queen, she is someone she has never met before.
After finally waiting, someone came in for who knows how long. The footsteps were a little faint, but Fang Cheng could still hear the voice stopping in front of him.
He couldn’t see anything, his eyes were filled with red hijabs.
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu” Because someone had stuffed his mouth with something and couldn’t speak, Fang Cheng could only remind him in this way.
The hijab was finally lifted. Fang Cheng squinted and covered his eyes with his hands. He didn’t look at the environment at first, and then slowly opened his eyes. After he began to adapt to the light in the room, he raised his head and glanced at the man who had lifted his hijab.
He was wearing the same red wedding dress as himself, but it was men’s clothing, relatively simple, and didn’t have that much jewelry.It’s just that there are some dragon patterns embroidered on the clothes.
The emperor’s face was a little pale, and although his cheeks were now a little thin, his facial features could still be seen as sharp.His eyes showed no emotion or anger.Just looked at Fang Cheng calmly.I don’t know how long I watched it.
Fang Cheng whined again.Only then did this man pull out the cloth that was stuffed in his mouth. The cloth had been stuffed for a long time, and now it was covered with Fang Cheng’s saliva.
The emperor took out the cloth and threw it aside.Obviously a little disgusted.He took out the handkerchief and wiped his hands carefully.
Fang Cheng didn’t feel embarrassed, he even felt a little disgusted with his own saliva.It’s normal for people to dislike you.
He moved his jaw and felt that he could speak normally. He said to this man: “Hey, are you the emperor? If you are really sick, please find a doctor quickly. I am not a god. You can’t cure your illness by marrying me.”
The emperor raised his eyebrows in surprise and gave him a cool look: “You really don’t look like a god. You look more like…”
Fang Cheng looked at him curiously: “What do I look like?”
The emperor said: “Like a scoundrel.”
Fang Cheng laughed loudly: “Indeed, you discovered it. I am just a scoundrel. Why, do you have to marry me, a scoundrel, as your queen? You should quickly change your mind, let me go, and find someone who can really make you happy. Both you and him will be happy.”
The emperor did not respond to his statement, but looked at Fang Cheng: “The Imperial Master said you are a true immortal. He forced me to marry you.”
Fang Cheng was very satisfied when he heard that the imperial master used the word “force”.It seems that he and the emperor are the same and have a united front.Great, there’s a play!
“Yes, the Imperial Master also forced me. I know you don’t want to marry me, and I don’t want to marry either. He, the Imperial Master, is all behind it. Think about it, he, the Imperial Master, dares to force you to get married today. What will he dare to do tomorrow? You can’t even think about it.”
After hearing what he said, the emperor suddenly looked at Fang Cheng and said, “Do you know what my strange disease is?”
Fang Cheng looked at him doubtfully and shook his head: “I don’t know. Even if I know, I can’t cure your disease. I’m not a doctor.”
The emperor looked at him quietly and said, “I, I have always had a dream in recent years.”
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[Covering face and peeking] I also gave the extra book a special title!Naming the King (bushi)