ATPN Chapter 43

Chapter 43: Pure College Boy

“Dating?” Yu Zhanrong’s face showed a hint of surprise and confusion upon seeing this topic. He remained silent for a while before slowly asking, “Don’t fans usually want their favorite ‘older brother’ to stay single? Why do you all want me to date early?”

At that moment, a series of comments instantly flashed across the screen.

[Huh? Older brother?]

[Does Fish Baby have some kind of misconception about himself?]

[Although, I sincerely hope Fish Baby can find a considerate husband to take good care of him [running away with head in hands]] This comment resonated with many people.

[That’s right, that’s right. Our Fish Baby should be pampered!]

[Hahahaha, our little Fish Baby is still a pure college student who hasn’t been ‘contaminated’ by those complex knowledge.]

Yu Zhanrong: “…”

Seeing these diverse comments, he was speechless for a moment. When he clearly saw one of them, Yu Zhanrong paused, then reacted and quickly said, “Hey, wait, what do you mean by a male college student who hasn’t been contaminated by knowledge?”

The comments didn’t seem to be planning to explain. Yu Zhanrong raised his voice, “What do you mean by not being contaminated by knowledge? Little Fish Head, come out and explain it to me!”

“Don’t think I can’t see you just because you’re hiding in the comments. Little Fish Head, step forward, don’t hide!”

“You, my friend, are just a rebel. You always take the lead. You just got out of the little black room last week, how come you haven’t learned your lesson?”

[Hahahahahahahahaha]

[Hahahahahahahahaha]

[He’s getting anxious, he’s getting anxious]

[Sisters, run! Fish Baby is coming with a big knife]

[So cute!]

[Laughing like crazy]

[Little Fish Head: I just wanted to say not contaminated, which means still a blank sheet of paper, how did I add two more words [begging for mercy]]

A dignified Hua University student being ridiculed by fans for being uncultured? Seriously?!

Yu Zhanrong was unconvinced, “Don’t slander me, your brother Fish is a male college student from the highest institution of learning, who are you looking down on?”

Seriously, what nonsense are these people talking about?!

Back in the day, he was always in the top twenty of his grade!

The comments suddenly fell silent.

The people sending gifts stopped.

The people posting comments also stopped.

Only the new fans who had just entered the live stream were bewildered and asking questions.

The number of viewers in the live stream clearly showed five or six thousand, so why was it so quiet after entering?

Were they all silently listening to the live stream without saying anything?

Yu Zhanrong was also stunned, thinking that the computer had frozen. He moved the mouse up and down, but the mouse was fine.

But why wasn’t the screen moving?

“Is it frozen?”

Yu Zhanrong was still wondering what was wrong, about to get up and take a look, when the screen suddenly flashed golden light, and the full screen of “Wow” almost blinded him.

?

Oh, it wasn’t frozen.

Yu Zhanrong sat back in his chair and continued to look at the comments.

[Wow, Little Fish’s disguise has been removed [sprinkling flowers]]

[Wow~]

“What the heck? Did I reveal my disguise?”

Yu Zhanrong’s heart skipped a beat, and he subconsciously glanced to the side.

Thankfully, the camera was still off.

Then what disguise did he reveal?

Yu Zhanrong recalled what he had just said, there were no loopholes, it was all pretty normal.

“I didn’t reveal any disguise, what are you guys talking about? Someone explain? I’m confused.”

[Fish is a bit slow today.]

[Someone explain, I don’t understand either.]

[Explanation, new fan is confused.]

[Fish Baby said before that he was in Hua City, and today he said it’s the highest institution of learning? The highest institution of learning in Hua City, get it?]

Yu Zhanrong: “…”

“Damn it?!”

Can the nonsense I said be retracted?

[Hua University?!]

[Awesome!!!]

[Mom won’t say I’m not doing my job anymore, I’m a fan of a scholar.]

[Our Fish is amazing!]

[Truly a role model for our generation.]

[This is a fish that grew up with knowledge, sister loves you, mwah~]

Yu Zhanrong: “…”

“Little Fish Head is so bold, you dare to show your face? Banned!”

[You only know how to threaten with bans, can you come up with something new?]

“It’s good enough if the trick works, other things are not important.” Yu Zhanrong didn’t care about new or old, as long as it worked.

[Fish didn’t deny it, so it’s true?]

[Fish Baby, I want to be a mom fan from now on, love you, [heart]]

Looking at the screen full of mom fans, Yu Zhanrong sighed deeply, “You are truly the most difficult group of netizens I’ve ever led.”

[Hahahahahahahahaha]

[Feels like the head teacher.]

[It’s got that vibe.]

[Fish Baby, Fish Baby, look at me, I’m also from Hua University.]

[Wow, so envious of this sister.]

“What are you looking at, don’t look, don’t look.”

“For my disguise, do I have to speak in a pinched voice from now on?”

“I’m sweating, really, if I’m recognized at school, do I have to quit the internet?”

Yu Zhanrong’s palms were slightly damp, damn, I broke out in a cold sweat.

Thankfully, only the people in my dorm know about my live stream, it’s too dangerous, I have to be more careful with my words in the future.

“Okay, okay, everyone stop discussing, separate the two-dimensional and three-dimensional worlds. In the two-dimensional world, we chat across the screen, and in the three-dimensional world, we’ll all be well.”

[Hahahahahahahahaha]

[Little Fish is really panicking.]

[Sisters, stay rational, two-dimensional matters should be dealt with in the two-dimensional world.]

[Our Fish Baby is so cute.]

*

“Wahahahahahahahahaha”

“Ahhhhh!!!!!”

“Fish Baby is so cute, help.”

“Fish Baby, I love you!!”

The soprano outside the living room was too demonic.

Song Baiyan pinched his forehead in a headache, endured it again and again, and finally couldn’t bear it anymore.

“Guan Yanzhi! Be quiet.”

The demonic laughter stopped abruptly, and the huge living room was as quiet as a chicken. Only the sound coming from the tablet was exceptionally clear.

“… Fish Baby, good evening, today is even more than yesterday…, hiss… this friend is too corny, too corny, I can’t say it, I can’t say it.”

“Okay, next one,”

[Fish, I’m so busy today, so tired, luckily I have your voice to recharge, checking in, gotta continue working…]

“Okay, okay, pay more attention to rest, work is important, but your health is more important.”

The clear and bright voice of the young man was like a clear spring echoing in the whole living room, directly hitting the eardrums, and Song Baiyan was stunned for a moment.

That voice was clearly exactly the same as the one he heard in his headphones.

Song Baiyan’s eyes flashed, just as he was about to say something, the voice suddenly stopped. He raised his eyes and met Guan Yanzhi’s uneasy gaze in the direction of the sound.

Guan Yanzhi wrung her fingers, lowered her head and dared not look at him, “Brother, I’m sorry for disturbing you, I’ve already turned off the sound.”

Song Baiyan: “…”

Guan Yanzhi is the daughter of Song Baiyan’s aunt, and the only girl in their family. She was spoiled since she was a child and feared no one, except for her cousin Song Baiyan.

Although she was afraid, Guan Yanzhi also liked Song Baiyan the most, and always liked to follow him.

But after the summer vacation, she hadn’t seen her brother for a long time. She finally waited for the weekend and moved in under the pretext of asking Song Baiyan to tutor her in her studies.

Now seeing Song Baiyan’s displeased expression, Guan Yanzhi was afraid of being sent home, so she apologized quickly, as if she would be kicked out the door a second later.