ATPN Chapter 26

“Old Yu, you wouldn’t be thinking of retiring already, would you? You’re only 48, the prime of your career.”

Yu Sheng: “…”

In the back-and-forth verbal sparring between father and son, seeing that Old Yu was slightly losing to his son, Zhan Yue quickly tugged at Yu Zhanrong, “Why are you in such a hurry to bring your luggage down? Aren’t you eating dinner at home?”

Yu Zhanrong shook his head. He had to go live soon, and he was invited to someone’s birthday concert tonight. It was his first time being invited, and he couldn’t be late.

But looking at Madam Zhan’s disappointed expression, he couldn’t bear it. Yu Zhanrong changed his mind, realizing he hadn’t had dinner at home in a long time, always rushing back and forth.

“Then, eat earlier?” Yu Zhanrong calculated the time, “I have to leave early later, I have something to do tonight.”

Yu Sheng was displeased. How could a college student be busier than a president like him? “Are you the Premier of the State Council? So busy you don’t even have time to eat?”

“No, I have a time arranged with someone, I can’t break the appointment, and I can’t be late.”

Yu Sheng waved his hand and said to Zhan Yue, “Tell the housekeeper to make something he likes to eat, he’s lost so much weight, doesn’t even know how to eat properly.”

The family of three had a harmonious dinner, and Yu Sheng instructed the driver at home to take Yu Zhanrong back.

As soon as he entered the door and put down his luggage, he first turned on the live broadcast equipment and saw the private message from Stars Don’t Blink, which was the schedule for tonight’s event.

Today was Non-Black and White’s birthday concert. During this time, Yu Zhanrong had several collaborative PIA performances with him, and the two even started to have CP fans.

After roughly going through the schedule, he frowned. It was different from the schedule he heard about before?

[Salted Fish Doesn’t Turn Over: Isn’t it just singing songs and sending blessings? Why are there game segments?]

[Stars Don’t Blink: A teacher on Non-Black and White’s side had an emergency and couldn’t make it, so they asked you to help out and fill in temporarily.]

So that’s how it is.

Yu Zhanrong didn’t mind filling in temporarily, but he remembered the scene of his first PK penalty with Non-Black and White, and couldn’t help but sweat a little. The birthday concert shouldn’t have those things, right?

There were still more than ten minutes before the birthday party started, so Yu Zhanrong started broadcasting on his own for a while.

[Wow wow wow, our Fish is going to participate in Non-Black and White’s birthday party, my shipped CP is collaborating]

[It’s Salted Fish Baby’s first time going out to participate in an event, I’m a little nervous]

[Fish, what song are you planning to sing?]

“What song to sing?” Yu Zhanrong deliberately paused before smiling and opening his mouth, “It’s a secret.”

[What secrets are we mother fans not allowed to hear?]

[Sister fans can’t hear it either?]

“No, aren’t you sister fans and mother fans all in the Fish Bubbles? Haste makes waste, just wait.”

[We can eat cold tofu]

“You’ll be able to hear it at the birthday party, can’t even wait 10 minutes now? You’re all spoiled.”

[Fish’s back is so hard]

[No no no, Fish’s mouth is the hardest]

[System: Haiyan Heqing sent Salted Fish Doesn’t Turn Over a Full Sky of Stars x2]

[System: Haiyan Heqing sent Salted Fish Doesn’t Turn Over a Castle x1]

[Welcome, Big Brother Number One]

[Hello Big Brother, Goodbye Big Brother]

[Big Brother Number One, do you know that our Fish is going to participate in an event?]

Yu Zhanrong looked at the Big Brother flooding the screen and wanted to laugh a little. This Haiyan Heqing came up and started off by swiping gifts.

Then he just listened to the live broadcast without saying a word, occasionally requesting songs, and often just swiping a gift and leaving.

Yu Zhanrong felt that this Big Brother probably gave him gifts because of the sleep-aid radio program. He told him several times not to send them, but Big Brother still went his own way.

“Non-Black and White has requested a link, Fish Bubbles, let’s go!”

The network was lagging, and it took a long time to connect successfully.

As soon as he connected, the host cued him.

“Welcome our Little Fish Teacher and the Fish Bubbles, I heard that this is our Little Fish’s first time participating in an event outside, come, please Little Fish Teacher greet the fans”

Yu Zhanrong cleared his throat, “Hello hello, everyone, I’m Salted Fish Doesn’t Turn Over, I’m very happy to be able to participate in Non-Black and White Teacher’s birthday concert”

Host: “I have a question I want to ask Little Fish”

Yu Zhanrong was silent for a moment, “What question?”

“Why do you use such a name, does it have any meaning?”

Yu Zhanrong: “…”

He knew they would ask this.

Where was there any meaning, it was just that it hadn’t been used before.

But would he say that? Of course not.

“Salted Fish Doesn’t Turn Over, as the name suggests, it means wanting to lie flat.”

Host: “Oh, lie flat…, I understand”

Hey no, was the host’s pause a little strange?

Before he could ask, the host suddenly laughed, “Our Fish Bubbles seem to have different opinions?”

What?

“Little Fish Teacher, your Fish Bubbles are all saying you’re talking nonsense, it seems there’s another secret”

Yu Zhanrong supported his forehead.

“What secret? They just want to see me make a fool of myself, they said they’d give me face, how can they tear down the stage like this as soon as they come up?”

“I think they just want to anger me to death, so they can change to another fish pond” Yu Zhanrong pretended to be angry.

The public screen was swiping even crazier, the Fish Bubbles were frantically complaining about him.

Yu Zhanrong also didn’t expect that his first time out would be met with such a grand occasion of setting his own backyard on fire in front of someone else’s door.

“Okay, okay, it’s just that I deliberately thought of names that I thought were more cultured but were all registered, and then the ones I thought of when I gave up actually passed, so…”

“Don’t play around, everyone gets a ban package tonight, no leniency!”

Host: “Hahaha, your fans are very cute”

Yu Zhanrong snorted from his nose, “They just want to see me embarrass myself, and they want to watch a show, oh this damn love-hate relationship between fans and streamer”

Host: “Hahaha, Fish is really cute, then let’s get back to the topic, today is Non-Black and White’s birthday, what do our Little Fish Teacher want to say to him?”

Finally, the main topic, Yu Zhanrong became serious in a second, sitting upright: “First of all, I wish our Non-Black and White Teacher a happy birthday, may you have today every year, and this day every year.”

Non-Black and White: “Thank you for our Salted Fish Baby’s blessings, 100% received.”

Host: “I heard that the process of our Little Fish and Black and White getting to know each other is also very wonderful, can you tell us about it?”

Yu Zhanrong: “…”

He boldly suspected that this host might also be a Fish Bubble? Always liked to listen to his embarrassing things, just like the busybodies in his live broadcast room.

Having a group of fans who love to tear down the stage is really helpless, he hadn’t even started speaking yet, and the Fish Bubbles in the chat were already popularizing science for the other fans.

When he first started broadcasting, he didn’t understand many functions, and the Fish Bubbles encouraged him to try them one by one, and Non-Black and White was the streamer he connected to when he first played PK.

He was confused from beginning to end about this game, after losing the PK, he had to do a penalty.

Yu Zhanrong’s penalty was: Sing “Conquer” with water in his mouth

This was the darkest penalty he had ever received, and he definitely didn’t want to experience it a second time.

A total of two lines of lyrics, he sprayed out two bottles of mineral water while singing, the game ended, and the floor was mopped for half a day.

There was also the so-called quick Q&A, he just didn’t say a word to every question, he didn’t know how many jokes he made.

Since then, he had never accepted any PKs again.

The memories were too cruel, everyone laughed after Yu Zhanrong finished speaking, the loudest laughter came from his Fish Bubbles.

It seemed that he had been too gentle recently, and the bubbles were spitting on his face one by one.

The host smiled and said, “Fish, is it too honest? Singing with water in your mouth doesn’t require you to hold that much water, it’s actually not difficult.”

Yu Zhanrong: “Uh, why come and wound me again, today’s birthday star already seriously wounded me at the time.”