TSIAGBICATMWI Chapter 187

Chapter 187: Jaw-Dropping

The three-way battle was impossible to call, and Luo Shuyou was watching with great interest, even finding the leisure to ask Gu Tangyue for a few candies to eat. Gu Tangyue watched anxiously, not understanding Luo Shuyou’s relaxed attitude. “Shuyou, how can you not be worried at all? Look at them fighting back and forth, it doesn’t seem like anyone can win!”

Luo Shuyou peeled a candy with a smile and handed it to Gu Tangyue. “Hmm, this candy is good, sweet.” Luo Shuyou remembered when the little zombie ate candy, it couldn’t really taste the sweetness, but it liked it anyway. He couldn’t really taste the sweetness now either, but he liked it! So the little zombie is me, and I am the little zombie, and Xie YunChuan likes me, likes the little zombie.

“Ah!?” Gu Tangyue somewhat blankly took the candy and mechanically put it in his mouth. Luo Shuyou’s smile was so…sweet and happy? Gu Tangyue roared inwardly, what was he so happy about?

Seeing the strange look on Gu Tangyue’s face, Luo Shuyou finally kindly offered some reassurance. “Don’t worry, we won’t lose.” In a good mood, Luo Shuyou began to analyze the battle situation for Gu Tangyue. “Look at your sister. Although water counters fire, Wu Ziling clearly isn’t the fighting type. I don’t know what she used her abilities for before, but when she attacks people, she only knows to splash water on them. What can that accomplish? Is she going to drown people to death? And looking at Xu Yuze’s side, your Big Brother Xu…”

Before Luo Shuyou could finish his sentence, Gu Tangyue immediately retorted loudly, “What ‘my Big Brother Xu’? Don’t talk nonsense. If anything, he’s *your* Big Brother Xu, not mine.”

Luo Shuyou was a little surprised by Gu Tangyue’s overreaction, asking with a confused tone, “Why such a big reaction?” Then he solemnly emphasized, “Don’t talk nonsense. I only have ChuanChuan Gege. Everyone else gets their full name.”

“Okay, okay, I won’t talk nonsense, and you don’t talk nonsense either. Xu Yuze is just Xu Yuze, not anyone’s big brother, okay? Hurry up and continue.” Gu Tangyue realized that he was a little triggered by the previous joke.

“Who told you to interrupt me? Now you know to urge me on.” Luo Shuyou continued, ” *Your*…Xu Yuze, at a glance, he’s a smart guy. He knows that Wu Zishan’s ability was overused before, and her body has reached its limit. She hasn’t recovered much, so he’s been hanging on, waiting for her to collapse. Look at Wu Zishan’s face now, pale white, it’s obvious she’s at the end of her rope, nothing to be afraid of. As for my Xie DaGe, no need to worry, he’s super awesome.”

Luo Shuyou playfully teased and emphasized Gu Tangyue’s Xu Yuze. Gu Tangyue heard it but didn’t interrupt him again. Luo Shuyou was just joking. If he kept fixating on it, he would only give Luo Shuyou more opportunities to tease him. Until he heard the echoing phrase “my Xie DaGe,” Gu Tangyue smiled and teased back, “Oh, my, my, what a ‘your Xie DaGe’! Isn’t it ‘your ChuanChuan Gege’? Ew…! Sweet enough to kill someone.” After listening to Luo Shuyou’s analysis, Gu Tangyue’s worried heart was completely relieved.

Luo Shuyou proudly said, “Hmph, ChuanChuan Gege and Xie DaGe are both mine, so what, do you have a problem with that?”

Gu Tangyue replied with a grin, “No problem, no problem. He’s yours, they’re all yours.”

At this moment, a discordant voice suddenly cut in a few steps away. “Little brother has good eyesight.” The tone was full of praise and appreciation from an elder to a junior.

Luo Shuyou curled his lips in boredom, then turned his head to look at the source of the voice, answering seriously and succinctly, “Not bad.” It was Su Qingshan who was speaking. Luo Shuyou didn’t like him, or rather, Luo Shuyou didn’t like any of Xie YunChuan’s relatives. He felt that these people were here to steal Xie YunChuan from him. ChuanChuan was his alone, and he hated these people distracting him.

Luo Shuyou and Xie YunChuan had known each other, understood each other, and fallen in love, but he had never seen his family. Of course, Xie YunChuan had never seen Luo Shuyou’s family either.

Luo Shuyou himself had never seen his family. He was an orphan and had never felt any family love from childhood to adulthood. He didn’t need that kind of thing either, because he was very happy. From the time he had memories, his life had been carefree, happy, and joyful. Perhaps it wasn’t perfect in the eyes of many people, but he was happy, joyful, and content. He had never suffered any hardships and always got what he wanted, as if a god had been secretly protecting him, helping him achieve all his wishes. That was enough.

Now he knew that that god was—Luo WuShang.

Luo WuShang wanted him to be carefree and happy, so he would just do what he expected, be happy, be joyful, and consciously happy.

Xie YunChuan also never mentioned his family. Luo Shuyou only knew that he had a deceased father and a distant mother. They didn’t have a family to live with, nor did they want one. Luo Shuyou felt that it was good enough for just him and Xie YunChuan to be together. These suddenly appearing maternal uncles and cousins were completely unnecessary, so annoying.

Luo Shuyou didn’t want to talk to Su Qingshan any more, but Su Qingshan was like a pesky and annoying relative, clinging to him without any sense of boundaries. “Listening to your conversation, are you Xiao Chuan’s lover?” Xie YunChuan had been standing close to this young man all along, but Su Qingshan hadn’t thought that they were that kind of relationship.

“No, I’m his husband.”

Luo Shuyou’s serious reply shocked the Su family. These young men and women were all top surfers before the end of the world, especially Su Nanle. He had a lively personality and was most deeply influenced by the internet. He knew what he should know and what he shouldn’t know. He opened his mouth wide and exclaimed in disbelief, “Ah!? You’re the top?”

Su Nanle thought blankly. Looking at the petite figure of this fair-skinned young man, he didn’t seem like it. You can’t judge a book by its cover. Was his tall and burly YunChuan cousin being topped just like that?

Even though you can’t judge a book by its cover, Su Nanle was still shaken to pieces by his own shocking imagination. The image was too beautiful to look at, oh, no, wait, it was too beautiful to imagine.

Su Qingshan didn’t understand the young people’s subtle jokes. He slapped Su Nanle hard. “You feudal remnant, what era is this? What’s so shocking about it?” Then he turned to Luo Shuyou with a kind smile. “So that’s how it is. Then you’re…um…one family now, haha, then everyone is family from now on, family…”

Su Nanle shouted, “Dad! That’s not what I meant.”

“Then what do you mean, huh? What era is it? Still discriminating against homosexuals…is that what it’s called, homosexuals?” Su Qingshan asked uncertainly. He really didn’t understand these things between boys.

Su Nanle replied unhappily, “Yes!”

Okay, his dad didn’t understand anything at all and still claimed to be a modern and open-minded parent. Hmph!