TSIAGBICATMWI Chapter 110

Chapter 110: Troublesome

Chapter 110: Troublesome

At this moment, inside the tent, Luo Shuyou was throwing a tantrum, refusing to put on clothes. “Xie YunChuan, I’m not cold, I don’t want to wear these ugly clothes.”

Xie YunChuan had been stuck in a stalemate with him over the issue of getting dressed for at least ten minutes, and no amount of reasoning seemed to work.

Could it be that Luo Shuyou’s intelligence had developed to the point where he liked to show off? But these clothes weren’t ugly!

Xie YunChuan patiently tried to persuade him: “Youyou, be good, it’s very cold outside now, you need to add more clothes, understand? Look, I’ve already put on thick clothes, haven’t I? Be good, put them on and I’ll give you candy.”

Luo Shuyou twisted his body, still refusing to put them on. “Xie YunChuan is cold, Xie YunChuan wears them. Youyou isn’t cold, Youyou doesn’t wear them.”

Xie YunChuan took a deep breath and suppressed his temper. Luo Shuyou was usually very obedient and well-behaved, so why was he being so stubborn today? Xie YunChuan was really bad at coaxing children, especially a little adult like Luo Shuyou who couldn’t be hit or scolded. He almost wanted to give up and let him go out like this, he’d learn his lesson if he got cold for a bit. But what if he really got sick from the cold?

Seeing Luo Shuyou struggling and about to take off the clothes that Xie YunChuan had just struggled to put on him, Xie YunChuan had no choice but to resort to his trump card. He lowered his face and shouted loudly, “Luo Shuyou!”

Then, in a very serious voice, he said, “Put them on properly! Dare to try taking them off?”

Luo Shuyou was stunned by the shout, remaining blank for a long time. Then, his nose twitched and tears started to fall like rain. “Waaah~! Youyou doesn’t want to wear them, if I put them on, I can’t run fast anymore, waaah! If I can’t run fast and get caught, I’ll be bitten, waaah~ waaah! Xie YunChuan is a bad guy, you want Youyou to be bitten.”

He remembered that last time in the snow, it was because he was wearing too much and was too clumsy that he fell into the zombie horde. The dirty, rotten zombies crawling around him were so disgusting. He didn’t want to wear so much, he didn’t want to be unable to run.

Xie YunChuan was dumbfounded. He hadn’t expected that Luo Shuyou’s refusal to wear clothes was because that incident had left him with a psychological shadow. But Xie YunChuan remembered that he had clearly been tripped by a zombie that time, so how could he blame it on the clothes?

And those zombies had avoided him that day and hadn’t bitten him!

He had probably combined the scene of being bitten with the scene of zombies piling up and crawling around in the snow into a new, even more terrifying event. And the protagonist and victim of this terrifying fantasy was himself. No wonder it was so difficult to get him to put on clothes.

Xie YunChuan hugged Luo Shuyou, carefully and gently wiping away his tears, and softly coaxed him: “Okay, okay, Youyou, be good, don’t cry. It’s my fault, I shouldn’t have yelled at you. Be good, this time I’m here, no zombies will chase Youyou, and they won’t bite Youyou either. I’ll chase them all away, I’ll protect Youyou, okay? Don’t cry, baby, be good!”

Luo Shuyou buried himself in his arms and continued to cry, “Waaah, I don’t want to wear them, Youyou doesn’t want to wear thick clothes, Husband! Waaah.”

Xie YunChuan compromised. What else could he do? “Okay, okay, my good baby, don’t cry, we won’t wear them if you don’t want to, but baby has to promise Husband that as soon as you feel even a little bit cold, you’ll put the clothes on right away, okay?”

Ever since Luo Shuyou was bitten, his body had been ice-cold all year round. He didn’t feel warm when it was hot, and he didn’t feel cold when it was cold, his body temperature was always the same. Xie YunChuan really didn’t know if he was cold or hot. Anyway, he never complained about the heat in the summer, and he never complained about the cold in the winter.

Oh well, he was a healing ability user himself, he probably wouldn’t let himself get frostbite, as long as he didn’t feel cold, that was enough.

……

Gu Tangxi and the others had barely taken a couple of bites when Xu Yuzhe lifted the tent flap and walked over, smiling as he asked, “I wonder if there’s any for me?”

Gu Tangxi used a stick to push one in front of him, “Yes, one for each person, first come, first served. When I, Gu Tangxi, do things, you can rest assured, guaranteed authentic.”

Xu Yuzhe had been eating and living with them for this period of time. It wasn’t like he was eating and drinking for free. Many of the things in Gu Tangyue’s space were things that the three of them had scavenged together. It was enough for him to eat and drink, Gu Tangyue and Gu Tangxi weren’t losing out.

The three of them were comfortably roasting by the fire, enjoying their delicious breakfast, when suddenly, Xie YunChuan’s voice shouting at Luo Shuyou came from the tent. Gu Tangxi and Gu Tangyue were startled. Gu Tangxi swallowed the food in her mouth and said, “Xie YunChuan is crazy, he actually dared to yell at his precious Youyou?”

Gu Tangyue also looked puzzled, “What big event happened? Did the sun rise in the west?” They had been by Xie YunChuan’s side for so long, and they had never heard Xie YunChuan say a harsh word to Luo Shuyou, let alone yell. Every time, he spoke softly.

Thinking of Luo Shuyou’s special situation, Gu Tangxi said solemnly, “Could it be…”

Seeing the strange expression on Gu Tangxi’s face, Gu Tangyue immediately understood what she was thinking and hesitated, “Could it be…!?”

They had both thought of the same thing. Could it be that Luo Shuyou’s zombie virus suddenly flared up and he bit Xie YunChuan, and Xie YunChuan shouted out in desperation?

With Xu Yuzhe sitting on the side, it wasn’t convenient for the two of them to communicate directly. It wasn’t appropriate to run over to check either, otherwise they would definitely attract Xu Yuzhe. They could only worry in their hearts, but their faces remained calm as they continued to eat sweet potatoes as if nothing had happened.

And Xu Yuzhe originally thought that it seemed like Xie YunChuan wasn’t treating Luo Shuyou that well either.

This was normal. In the end of the world, how could a powerful boss be coaxing the little lover he kept? Which pair wasn’t the weaker one licking their face and kneeling to suck up to the boss’s stinky feet?

Although Luo Shuyou was indeed very extraordinary looking, not to mention in the end of the world, it was rare to see even in the previous prosperous times, so what? Being good-looking can’t be eaten.

But seeing the two sisters Gu Tangxi saying these riddles, it didn’t seem to be what he thought? Xu Yuzhe tentatively asked, “Don’t you need to go see what happened?”

Gu Tangxi said, “No need, it’s normal for young lovers to quarrel, maybe they were fighting over the blanket last night and are now trying to shirk responsibility?”

Gu Tangyue echoed, “That’s right, that’s right, the temperature dropped suddenly last night. You’re sleeping alone, you don’t know, but if two people sleep together, they’re definitely going to fight over the blanket.”

Xu Yuzhe: “……!”

Were these two sisters taking him for an idiot? Otherwise, how could they come up with such ridiculous reasons to fool him?!

Forget it, regardless of whether the two of them were really stupid or pretending to be stupid, and regardless of what happened between Xie YunChuan and Luo Shuyou, it was none of his business anyway. He only needed to diligently follow behind them to kill zombies every day, and consciously come out to eat a hot meal himself when it was time to eat.