TLCBITAR Chapter 89

Chapter 89: Male Lead: You are very cute

After breakfast, Zhou Zhou finally left Pei Yanlie’s ridiculously large villa and got into the Hummer with the license plate 8888, heading towards Beicheng University.

He leaned against the car door, casually swiping through his phone with one hand, appearing lazy on the outside, but internally highly tense, afraid that the man next to him would suddenly reach out his “salty pig hand” and grab him for a round of molestation.

With a “ding,” the chat software sounded a new message notification, and he relaxed, the corners of his mouth slightly rising.

[Finally someone is looking for me, being with Pei Yanlie is suffocating.]

[Everything is so quiet, I even have to hold back my farts.]

His finger lightly touched the chat software, and he realized the new message was from a public account, the expression on his face freezing for a moment.

[So miserable, besides the public account, no one is looking for me.]

He simply closed the screen, seemingly unintentionally glanced at the man next to him, his gaze meeting the pair of deep-set eyes, his heart skipped a beat, and he only felt a chill down his back.

[Looking, looking, still looking, I know I’m handsome, although not as handsome as you, is it necessary to stare the whole time?]

Pei Yanlie raised his eyebrows slightly, retracted his gaze, took out his phone, and sent a message with lowered eyes.

A “ding” sounded, very abrupt in the quiet car.

Zhou Zhou opened his phone with lightning speed, the corners of his mouth rising uncontrollably, muttering, “Tsk tsk, which little darling is looking for me so early in the morning.”

Seeing the words “Pei Yanlie,” the corners of his mouth instantly turned down.

[Pei Yanlie: You are very cute.]

Zhou Zhou’s face darkened, he raised his eyes to glare at Pei Yanlie, and gritted his teeth: “I’m a manly man with a height of 182, and you say I’m cute? Even horror stories aren’t this scary.”

Pei Yanlie carefully sized him up for a moment, and slowly replied: “Height and gender are not the standards for measuring cuteness.”

Zhou Zhou crossed his arms and scoffed, turning his head away, no longer looking at him.

[Tsk tsk, it seems Pei Yanlie’s eye problem is quite serious! Can’t even distinguish between cute and handsome.]

The corners of his mouth pressed down, his lower lip unconsciously pouting, revealing the rosy lips inside, causing the covetous man next to him to become restless.

Pei Yanlie’s eyes darkened, he subconsciously got up and sat next to him, looking at his face with burning eyes, and said in a hoarse voice: “Zhou Zhou, don’t go around picking flowers and attracting butterflies at school.”

This person had an alluring appearance, easily attracting bees and butterflies. Thinking of the perverted man who sent love letters before, a trace of gloom flashed across his face.

Zhou Zhou’s back was pressed tightly against the car door, his sword-like eyebrows were slightly furrowed, and the vigilance in his eyes was obvious.

Pei Yanlie narrowed his eyes slightly and lowered his voice: “So repulsed by me?”

[Nonsense, I treat you as a son-in-law, but you’re thinking about exploding my chrysanthemum!]

[How am I supposed to face my daughter, Little Star!]

[Don’t force me, if I go crazy, even I’m afraid of myself.]

Zhou Zhou straightened up, and said word by word with a straight face: “Because I’m straight!”

Pei Yanlie slowly took out a pen and said lightly: “Is this pen straight?”

Zhou Zhou was puzzled and nodded blankly.

The next moment, Pei Yanlie snapped the pen in half in front of him.

Zhou Zhou: “…”

[What’s wrong with you? Showing off acrobatics in front of me? Think breaking a pen is awesome?]

[Emm… if you’re going to show off, at least pick an iron rod as thick as your arm, what’s the point of a pen?]

Pei Yanlie’s mouth twitched slightly, and he directly said: “So what if you’re straight, I’ll still bend you.”

“Pfft…”

The driver in the driver’s seat almost couldn’t help but laugh out loud, never expecting President Pei to have such a childlike side.

Zhou Zhou secretly rolled his eyes and whispered a reminder: “The pen is broken, not bent.”

[Damn it, you dare to threaten me? What, are you going to break me, a straight man?]

[President Pei, don’t even think about it, at least not in this lifetime. Pfft, I don’t believe I’ll just bend from being straight!]

Pei Yanlie pursed his lips tightly, his gaze falling on his swollen lips, the soft and cool touch still fresh in his memory, he couldn’t help but raise his hand, reaching towards the corner of his mouth.

Zhou Zhou widened his eyes, covering his mouth with one hand, shrinking back, the repulsion and panic in his eyes piercing Pei Yanlie’s eyes.

He retracted his hand, the expression on his face already restrained, his cold voice was unapproachable, “Zhou Zhou, I’ll give you a month, accept the facts sooner, and stop thinking about playing hide-and-seek.”

[Don’t put this forced love thing on me!]

Zhou Zhou’s eyes turned red with anger, and as soon as the car stopped at the entrance of Beicheng University, he opened the door and got out without stopping, slamming the door shut.

[Heh, if you have the ability, follow me 24 hours a day, otherwise don’t even think about hindering me from falling in love!]

Pei Yanlie’s face instantly turned cold, his brows were tightly knitted together, and the anger in his eyes almost solidified into substance.

How should he punish a disobedient boy? A pile of evil thoughts covering half the criminal law popped into his mind.

“Zhou Zhou, don’t force me.”

The low, hoarse voice was almost squeezed out from between his teeth, making people shudder.

The driver in the driver’s seat couldn’t help but shiver, turning his head to cast a sympathetic glance at Zhou Zhou’s slender back.

Zhou Zhou walked into the school without looking back, his head slightly lowered, his pace no longer as lazy as before, with a hint of panic and disarray.

“What to do, what to do, am I really going to obediently lie down and be bullied by Pei Yanlie in all sorts of ways?”

A picture suddenly popped into his mind.

In the misty bathroom, he was pressed against the glass mirror by Pei Yanlie…

He quickly shook his head, goosebumps rising on his arms, his face instantly turning pale.

“Sure enough, those dreams were a premonition!” He muttered as he walked, scratching his hair frantically in frustration.

“Zhou Zhou, have you finished reading the materials I gave you last time?” A slightly old voice sounded not far away.

Zhou Zhou came back to his senses and looked up, it was old Professor Fang Zhi.

At this time, he was in a very bad mood, casually perfunctorily replying: “I didn’t read it, I said I’m not participating in the competition, don’t impose coercive measures on me.”

Fang Zhi put his hands behind his back, walked towards him in earth-yellow sandals with a stern face, and his turbid eyes revealed a sharp light, “I’ve already registered, next, I will supervise you to look at the questions and practice.”

Zhou Zhou had no liking for this set of forced practices, pulling up the corners of his mouth in a half-smiling manner, “Since you registered, then go participate yourself, don’t drag me into it. Old Fang, I hate it most when people force me to do things.”

The two stood facing each other on the school road, Fang Zhi tightly furrowing his half-white eyebrows, his face extremely ugly, never expecting this student to be so stubborn.

Helpless, he could only soften his attitude and earnestly persuade: “You have such a good talent in mathematics, don’t bury it.”

Zhou Zhou put one hand in his pocket, staring at the furry little worm crawling on the ground, and casually replied: “Where did you see that I have a good talent in mathematics? Don’t waste your breath, even if you say it eloquently, until your mouth is dry, I won’t participate in any damn competition.”

He was just a small Zhou family young master, he just wanted to quietly lie down and be an idle salted fish, he couldn’t afford the stimulating life of great storms, and he couldn’t enjoy it either.

Seeing that he had said this, Fang Zhi glared at him, hating that he couldn’t make something of himself, and said unhappily: “Are you really planning to be an idle and unproductive young master?”

Zhou Zhou raised his eyebrows, grinned, and said solemnly: “Yeah, my ambition is that simple, no need to envy.”

Fang Zhi sighed deeply, shook his head, and murmured: “What a pity, it seems the week-long Jing City training has to be canceled.”

“Huh? Jing City?” Zhou Zhou’s expression was momentarily blank.

“Originally, I secured a week-long Jing City training trip for you, with free food and drink throughout, it seems it’s not needed.” Fang Zhi sighed, turning around to leave.

Zhou Zhou grabbed Fang Zhi’s shoulder, circled around to his front in two steps, his eyes flashing with light, “Wait! When do we leave? Can we go out during the training?”

Fang Zhi didn’t understand, casually replying: “The plane is tomorrow morning, you can go out the night the training ends.”

Zhou Zhou curled his lips into a triumphant smile, “Okay, I’ll participate in the competition.”

As long as he left Yucheng and ran to the distant Jing City, Pei Yanlie wouldn’t be able to run to his side to harass him, right!

He was, after all, the president of Tianchuang Technology, he must be busy with affairs.

He decided to implement the losing-virginity plan ahead of schedule and put the salted fish plan on hold for the time being.