TLCBITAR Chapter 11

Zhou Zhou gave a couple of “uh-huh” sounds, agreeing with Qu Minghui’s statement. Then, he stood up and generously said, “Anyone who’s hungry, come over and eat. I ordered a lot, enough to fill you up.”

“Sure, sure, I won’t stand on ceremony,” Lin Sheng immediately put down his phone and rushed to Zhou Zhou’s table.

Qu Minghui complained, “Weren’t you about to throw up from being so full? What are you doing here?”

Lin Sheng picked up a crab leg and started gnawing on it. “Playing two rounds of games is too exhausting.”

“Just moving your mouth and you’ve digested it all? Is your stomach growing on your mouth?”

“Envious? Jealous?”

“You have a strong stomach but a weak spleen. No wonder you’re like a skinny monkey.”

The two of them started bickering back and forth.

Zhou Zhou just smiled and didn’t say anything. He walked to the balcony in a few steps, grabbed Chen Qihang by the back of his collar, and pulled him inside. “Look at how skinny you are, come and eat more.”

Chen Qihang, at 170cm tall, was no match for Zhou Zhou’s 182cm “big guy” frame. After struggling a few times to no avail, he muttered in a muffled voice, “Forcing me to wipe the table and make the bed is one thing, but forcing me to eat too?”

“I’m doing this for your own good. Follow me in the future and you’ll eat and drink well. Don’t go thinking about liking the class belle.”

Chen Qihang’s face instantly flushed red, wondering how he knew he liked Su Wanxing.

Ever since he saw Su Wanxing on the first day of freshman registration, he had been attracted to her pure, resilient, white lotus aura.

For the past two days, he had been like a rat hiding in the gutter, secretly peeping at the girl he admired.

Su Wanxing came from the countryside and her family wasn’t well-off, so she couldn’t afford a computer.

So, he secretly bought a laptop online, filled in Su Wanxing’s name and phone number, thinking that one day he could invade her laptop and peek into her privacy.

Now that laptop was most likely already in her hands, and he was thinking of sneaking in tonight to take a look, to see if there were any photos of the goddess, but Zhou Zhou, this weirdo, wanted him to give up on Su Wanxing.

Heh, don’t think he didn’t know that Zhou Zhou also liked Su Wanxing, always hovering around her, muttering and even touching her.

It was impossible for him to give up on the goddess.

He didn’t know where Zhou Zhou found out that he was the hacker *Shāshén*, it was truly an upset, unlucky.

Zhou Zhou held a takeout box in one hand, slurping *luosifen* (snail noodles) with big gulps, and glanced at the wolfing down Chen Qihang. He said with satisfaction, “That’s right, eat more. Your little body will fall over with a gust of wind.”

After eating Zhou Zhou’s food, he would be his little brother from now on.

Step on it, make a lot of money, but don’t touch anything illegal or criminal.

He carefully recalled Chen Qihang’s ending, shook his head, and sighed.

The simp Chen Qihang had always been secretly kind to Su Wanxing.

Buying laptops, buying the latest cell phones, even buying a sack full of underwear.

What a terrifying and perverted love.

Su Wanxing was pleasantly surprised, mistakenly thinking it was the male lead who sent them, and became even more fond of the male lead.

Seeing Su Wanxing and the male lead being lovey-dovey and inseparable, Chen Qihang was instantly drowned in a sea of jealousy and became even more manic.

He spent a year, tirelessly trying to invade the male lead’s company tens of thousands of times.

Finally, one day, he discovered a loophole.

So he pressed on and successfully cracked the many barriers set up by the famous red hacker Black Spider, stealing the male lead’s company’s confidential documents.

The male lead’s company suffered losses of tens of billions because of this.

Chen Qihang was arrested while on the run, and was eventually had his tongue pulled out and legs broken by the male lead, then thrown under a bridge to beg.

Although Chen Qihang’s end was miserable, it was not as miserable as the second male lead.

Pei Yanlie would never show mercy to a man who coveted his wife. His cruel methods of punishment were endless, and even Zhou Zhou, the profligate young master, felt his hair stand on end.

After the four big boys had their fill, their relationship went a step further.

Chen Qihang was still silent, but the expression on his face was finally more animated, mostly from being angered by Zhou Zhou.

Having been caught with his weakness, he could only be a frustrated little follower, running errands.

As night deepened, the noise in the dormitory building gradually died down.

After taking a shower, Zhou Zhou leaned lazily on the chair, crossing his legs while watching a melodramatic love story.

His hair was not yet completely dry and was a little messy. He held a dry towel in one hand, wiping it casually.

The loose white t-shirt hung loosely on his body, and his whole person exuded a lazy and relaxed aura.

He stared intently at the phone screen, occasionally hooking the corners of his lips and chuckling softly, making Qu Minghui and the others curious. They quickly gathered around to take a look.

On the phone screen, the male lead was pinning the female lead against the wall.

The two were kissing passionately, and because Zhou Zhou was wearing earphones, they couldn’t hear the ambiguous sounds.

Seeing Qu Minghui and Lin Sheng coming over, he took off his earphones and turned on the external speaker.

In an instant, the dormitory was filled with the female lead’s resisting whimpers.

Qu Minghui showed a lewd smile, grinning as he asked, “I heard this melodramatic drama is full of cliches, and the male lead has no morals at all. You actually like watching this kind of thing?”

Lin Sheng complained, “I couldn’t watch it after the first two episodes. In the first episode, the male lead fell into a stinky ditch, then stepped on dog poop in the countryside and went to buy a lottery ticket, and actually won tens of millions! He took the female lead and ran to a big city to buy a villa, then left the female lead at home and went out messing around…”

“Completely ruined my values! My morals are shattered all over the floor,” Qu Minghui nodded, looking disgusted.

Zhou Zhou stretched his arms, yawning after, and said nonchalantly, “This drama is just about a scumbag paired with a slut. Although there are many cliche plots, I can’t resist the female lead being so good-looking! Look at her delicate and pretty little face, it makes my heart run wild.”

Lin Sheng and Qu Minghui exchanged a look, revealing a lewd smile. They said in unison, “What brother doesn’t like beauty, haha! Why don’t we just go to a bar later to have some fun?”

Zhou Zhou raised his eyebrows and smiled. His slightly raised phoenix eyes sparkled with starlight, and his thin lips parted slightly, “Why not? Lead the way, let’s go.”

As soon as he finished speaking, he stood up, took a step back, and looked up at the *Shāshén* who was playing computer on the upper bunk, “Hanghang, busy making money? Come down and change your clothes, bro will take you out to see the world.”

Hearing the word “Hanghang” gave Chen Qihang goosebumps all over. He put on his black-framed glasses and was about to refuse, but was interrupted by Zhou Zhou’s gesture.

Damn it, he’s threatening him again! What a terrible man!

Chen Qihang took a deep breath, scratching his mushroom cloud-like hair in annoyance, and resigned himself to getting up and climbing down from the bed.

Zhou Zhou reached out and lifted his chin, looking him over for a while, then sighed, “I’ll take you to get a haircut someday, your hair really drags down your appearance. You clearly have a pretty and delicate face.”

Seeing Zhou Zhou and Chen Qihang in an intimate pose, Qu Minghui joked, “Yo yo yo, what are you two up to?”

Zhou Zhou let go, glancing at him out of the corner of his eye, and retorted, “Do I look like a gay?”

Qu Minghui said nonchalantly, “Which male dormitory doesn’t have some gay vibes? It’s harmless, as long as you don’t actually do anything.”

Zhou Zhou pursed his lips, frowning as he took a step back, his expression slightly horrified, “Don’t tell me you’re gay?”

“Are you very repulsed?”

“I’m homophobic.”