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    Chapter 101: Corny pickup lines are unnecessary, I like you

    The car had barely stopped at the entrance of Jing City University when Zhou Zhou quickly opened the door and jumped out, lest the perverted Pei Yanlie catch him for a goodbye kiss.

    After all, that pervert Pei is terrifying! He’ll just start kissing you for no reason!

    Pei Yanlie stared deeply at the fleeing, slender figure. His fingers unconsciously tapped on his phone. Only when he could no longer see him did he lower his eyes and make a call.

    Zhou Zhou walked along the school path, repeatedly looking down at his outrageously ugly sweatpants.

    Pei Yanlie really has gone crazy, bringing him to a sports store on the way to school and dressing him up in this ugly state.

    A plain gray-blue short-sleeved shirt with a high collar completely covered his collarbones, giving him the feeling of being strangled by a ghost.

    The bottom half of his body was wearing matching long sweatpants with two white vertical stripes on the sides.

    Ugly, how utterly ugly!

    At least the shoes were proper sneakers. If Pei Yanlie had a crazy idea and insisted on buying him a pair of khaki-colored alligator skin loafers, emm…

    With such an eyesore of an outfit, he would probably plunge into the river to wash his eyes.

    Fortunately, his face was decent. Even though he was dressed in a very unfashionable way, he still attracted the attention of many female students.

    He raised his hand to brush his bangs, and his gaze immediately locked onto a girl who was peeking at him. His red lips parted slightly for less than half a second before closing tightly.

    The girl’s raised hand instantly dropped. She thought: Even though I have more facial hair than you, and male hormone hair loss has caused my hairline to recede a few centimeters, and I only have a few sparse strands of hair on my head, is it necessary to look so horrified?

    Damn it, like seeing a ghost!

    Zhou Zhou ignored the resentful gaze behind him and thought to himself: Don’t blame me for being picky, I’m not so desperate.

    As soon as he entered the training class, everyone’s eyes were on Zhou Zhou. Some were admiring, some were disdainful, and some rolled their eyes.

    Zhou Zhou’s eyes fell on Gao Ziyuan, who was rolling his eyes. Seeing that his eyes were almost rolling to the ceiling, he muttered, “If you have an eye disease, please exit the school gate, turn right, and go straight for a thousand meters. The ophthalmologist is waiting for you.”

    Gao Ziyuan heard every word. His eyebrows furrowed fiercely, and he sneered, “Don’t think you can act all high and mighty just because you’re handsome. Who’s going to put up with you? If you don’t have the ability, don’t take up a training spot and come here to eat, drink, and have fun for free.”

    Zhou Zhou slowly walked to his side, looked down at him, and said with a smile that wasn’t a smile, “Top Scholar Gao, it seems you’re very concerned about everything I do. What, could it be that…”

    He didn’t finish his sentence, but when everyone heard it, there was an uproar, and they all cast doubtful glances at Gao Ziyuan.

    Gao Ziyuan was stunned for a moment, then slammed his hands on the table and stood up, looking up at Zhou Zhou and angrily scolding, “What the hell! Are you accusing me of being gay?!”

    Zhou Zhou smirked and said in a low voice, “Did I say that? What, feeling guilty? Embarrassed into anger? Want to hit me?”

    Gao Ziyuan’s neck was stiff, his face flushed with anger. His hands were clenched into fists. He wanted to punch that annoying mouth, but in the end, he held back.

    “High endurance, admire, admire. Do your homework and stop chattering here and affecting other students from studying,” Zhou Zhou said as he patted him on the shoulder, his tone laced with a hint of provocation.

    Although Gao Ziyuan was a well-known top scorer in the college entrance examination, he couldn’t hold his temper at all. Zhou Zhou casually provoked him, and he couldn’t help but blurt out, “Who do you think you are? What kind of pheasant ran out of the mountains?”

    Zhou Zhou didn’t want to argue with him, so he turned around and walked back to his seat.

    Gao Ziyuan was trembling with anger, his teeth chattering. He secretly resolved that he would definitely make Zhou Zhou suffer!

    He was, after all, a young master from the Gao family who was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. How could he accept being provoked and ignored in this way time and time again?

    “Beep—”

    The phone in his bag suddenly vibrated. He quickly sat down and secretly took out his phone to take a look.

    A friend request, from the beautiful girl next to Zhou Zhou, Fu Jingxuan.

    He had heard of Fu Jingxuan. She was the daughter of a wealthy family in Jing City, and it was said that she also had a twin brother, but the two didn’t look alike.

    These siblings both had some mental issues and were quite crazy.

    The brother was bisexual and had strange fetishes.

    The sister was a super face-con and all the men she took a liking to were put into her fish pond, without exception.

    So, what did this fish pond owner, Fu Jingxuan, want from him? Did she take a liking to him?!

    Gao Ziyuan shook his head and secretly looked back at the girl in the last row. His heart was pounding violently, not with excitement, but with fear!

    What if she was beautiful, she was a viper with a cruel heart who destroyed men. He hated scheming and extremely cunning girls the most.

    So, he directly ignored the friend request.

    However, in less than two seconds, the other party sent another request, with a line of remarks.

    [Zhou Zhou is my love rival]

    Gao Ziyuan’s eyes lit up. She was a savior! He was just thinking about how to take revenge on Zhou Zhou when this person appeared. He curled his lips into a sinister smile, thinking: Zhou Zhou, you’re done.

    Zhou Zhou rested his chin on his hand and casually looked at the cold Fu Jingxuan next to him, feeling strange. Yesterday, she was still pestering him, wanting to get him into bed, but today she was silent and exuding a cold aura.

    A woman’s heart is like a needle at the bottom of the sea, hard to guess and understand.

    Fortunately, he couldn’t afford to take on the hard dish that was the poisonous supporting actress. His eyes turned, and his gaze landed on the short-haired girl wearing glasses.

    Her features were delicate and exquisite, her skin was not fair, and her clothes were a bit unfashionable. Today’s outfit was in line with his own.

    It seemed that even the heavens were in favor of them being together.

    He slowly tore off a piece of paper, wrote a pure and alluring message, left a phone number at the end, and finally folded the paper into the shape of a heart. He got up, slowly walked to the girl’s side, and placed the love heart on her desk, meeting her questioning gaze.

    The girl asked, “What does this mean?”

    The girl’s voice was a bit low, with a hint of hoarseness. Zhou Zhou was stunned, looked at her carefully, and asked, “Do girls also have a change of voice?”

    His gaze turned to the name on the practice book, Li Yu, a very masculine name, and also a bit familiar.

    A line of words popped up in his mind.

    [Cross-dressing expert Li Yu, secretly in love with the white lotus female lead, trying to become her confidante by cross-dressing!]

    Heh, Zhou Zhou was speechless and turned to leave.

    He finally took a fancy to a girl, but she turned out to be a man? And a cannon fodder who secretly loved the white lotus female lead?

    Li Yu frowned, raised his hand to adjust his glasses, and his gaze landed on the love heart origami that someone had forgotten. His eyes flickered, and he pinched the love heart with two fingers and slowly opened it.

    [Corny pickup lines are unnecessary, I like you. Zhou Zhou: 13×××]

    Li Yu’s pupils contracted slightly, his Adam’s apple rolled slightly. Although he knew that the handsome guy had mistaken him for a girl, he couldn’t help but blush.

    He secretly glanced at Zhou Zhou and happened to meet his scrutinizing gaze. His heart skipped a beat, and he quickly looked away.

    Zhou Zhou frowned. What was the expression on this cross-dresser’s face? Did he think that he liked him?

    He vaguely forgot something, but he couldn’t remember it even after thinking for a long time. The frustration brought on by temporary amnesia made him click his tongue softly.

    Fu Jingxuan watched their interaction without showing any emotion, a hint of wicked amusement arising in her eyes.

    An evil idea popped up in her mind, and she couldn’t help but giggle.

    Zhou Zhou: …

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