ASSHKHME Chapter 97

Jiang Song leaned back in his chair despairingly.

He covered his heart with both hands, “Could it be that gay men truly can’t escape the curse of falling for straight men!? Heavens! What did I do wrong~~~”

Chen Zhuo “slurped” a big mouthful of the newly released beef sauce noodles from the cafeteria, quietly watching him perform.

Seeing that Chen Zhuo didn’t react, Jiang Song pouted, picked up a chopstick of noodles from his bowl, buried his head and ate it, commenting, “It’s a bit salty.”

He pushed his braised fatty intestines noodles in front of Chen Zhuo, sharing, “Try mine, it’s super fragrant.”

Chen Zhuo looked at the oily fatty intestines in Jiang Song’s bowl, shook his chopsticks, and refused, “I don’t eat offal, you eat it yourself.”

“Okay then.”

Jiang Song mixed the noodles, and asked dejectedly, “Don’t you have any experience to share? Back then, your husband was almost twisted into a pretzel at the gay bar, how did he suddenly figure things out?”

The midday in May already had the aura of summer, Chen Zhuo felt hot from eating, and casually took off his jacket, wearing only a short sleeve.

He said, “I’m not sure what exactly happened, Xie Yu himself doesn’t admit that he’s gay, saying that whether it’s same-sex or opposite-sex, he only likes me.”

Jiang Song silently pursed his lips speechlessly, and forced a smile, “Damn! Hahahaha! I’m really impressed, why do you two have to show off your true love in front of me? Can’t you let us poor single dogs go!”

Chen Zhuo chuckled softly, “It’s not intentional.”

He took a sip of ice-cold sour plum juice, thought it over again and again, and still said, “Don’t you like men who can play and joke around with you? Little Shu is just a simple science and engineering man, he can’t play that game.”

Frankly speaking, these two people are both Chen Zhuo’s friends, and of course he hopes that they can both find happiness.

But then again, in comparison, Chen Zhuo still favors Zhao Jiashu a bit more, after all, Zhao Jiashu calls him godfather, and a father inevitably thinks more for his son.

Even if Zhao Jiashu is gay, Chen Zhuo still feels that these two are not suitable.

Jiang Song has a very good and cute personality, but he is too playful, going to KTV, clubbing, and staying up all night at bars are common occurrences, while Zhao Jiashu’s life is very simple, besides attending classes and club activities, the rest of the time he is either studying in the library or sleeping in the dormitory.

In layman’s terms, a dull science and engineering man can’t handle a flamboyant little enchantress.

Jiang Song poked at his braised fatty intestines noodles, clearly feeling that it was very fragrant but had no appetite, and asked with a pensive look, resting his cheek on his hand, “I didn’t want to play with him, why don’t you believe me? I really like him, otherwise would I have pursued him for so long? How many times has my hot face been met with a cold ass?”

Jiang Song asked sincerely, “Do you think his butt is dead? Why can’t it be warmed up!”

Chen Zhuo laughed, “What kind of brain circuit is that? You’re crazy.”

Jiang Song had a bitter little face, “What should I do, please teach me!”

Chen Zhuo has never pursued anyone before, carefully recalling that although Xie Yu was a brat back then, his body was very honest.

They belonged to the type of falling in love after kissing, bickering but never mistreating their mouths.

He really couldn’t give Jiang Song any substantial help.

Chen Zhuo finished the last mouthful of noodles covered in meat sauce, wiped his mouth, and advised, “As the saying goes, forced melons are not sweet, and bending a straight man will be struck by lightning, if Little Shu is really a straight man of steel, you should give up as soon as possible, he will feel troubled…”

Jiang Song looked at him aggrievedly, “Hey! How can you say that, didn’t Xie Yu get bent by you? When you were bending him, why didn’t you say he would be struck by lightning?”

Chen Zhuo realized that his wording was too harsh, and urgently maintained this precarious friendship:

“Jiang Jiang, I didn’t mean to blame you, and I didn’t bend Xie Yu, okay, even if I flirted with him, but that was purely to disgust him, I don’t know how he got bent, I…”

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Song suddenly squeezed out two drops of tears, and had a tendency to burst, crying loudly, “Then I just like him, I don’t want to harass him all the time, but I can’t control myself, waaaaaa waaaaaaa…”

Chen Zhuo was stunned by the tears that Jiang Song was dropping “crackle crackle”, his brain working urgently.

Crap, he made Jiang Song cry, why can’t he change his habit of having a poisonous mouth…

The surrounding air seemed to freeze for a few seconds.

Chen Zhuo could feel the eyes of the students eating around him all shooting at them, almost simultaneously stopping their eating and starting to watch the show.

He heard someone whispering, “What’s going on? I seem to have heard something about liking or not liking? What’s wrong with this person? Not even comforting him, what they say online is right, many tops are scumbags.”

Xie Yu’s closet, which hadn’t been opened, was about to be kicked open by Jiang Song.

Chen Zhuo wanted to turn around and leave, but looking at Jiang Song’s tearful appearance, he really couldn’t bear the condemnation of his conscience, after all, this person was made to cry by him.

“Jiang Jiang, I said the wrong thing, hey, don’t cry,” Chen Zhuo took out a tissue from his bag, and frantically wiped Jiang Song’s tears, “Don’t cry, I said the wrong thing.”

When he was arguing, he didn’t even repeat punctuation marks, when he was comforting people, his language was extremely poor.

It is true that people teach people and can’t teach them, but things teach people as soon as they teach them.

Chen Zhuo wiped the tears that seemed to never dry, and secretly vowed that he must be more gentle in the future!

He said sincerely, “I’m sorry, don’t be sad, I’m out of tissues, your snot is about to come out.”

Jiang Song looked at him tearfully, and accused, “Waaaa, Chen Zhuo you’re too much, I’m already heartbroken, and you actually Dislikeme for having a runny nose, you heartless person, I’m going to break up with you waaaaa…”

Chen Zhuo’s mentality collapsed, trying to salvage, “No, Jiang Jiang, you misunderstood, I didn’t dislike you, I’m just stating the facts, you’re also beautiful when you have a runny nose, don’t cry…”

Jiang Song has a big heart, and believes in the principle of living a carefree life, completely disregarding how others see him.

He took the tissue Chen Zhuo handed over, and directly stuffed it into his nostrils to block the snot, “Then why doesn’t he like me if I’m beautiful?”

Chen Zhuo wanted to say “because he likes girls”, but the words changed course at the last minute, and said, “Because he has no taste, no vision.”

Jiang Song grinned twice, suddenly looked past Chen Zhuo behind him, and hurriedly lowered his head to pull out the tissue from his nostrils.

Chen Zhuo turned his head in confusion, and made eye contact with Zhao Jiashu, “…………Little Shu, what a coincidence.”

Zhao Jiashu looked at the teary-eyed Jiang Song, and then at Chen Zhuo who was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a hole to hide in, “Ah, what a coincidence, well, you guys eat slowly, I have something to do with the club, I’ll leave first.”

After saying that, he hurriedly left as if avoiding a fierce tiger.

Jiang Song “swished” and stood up, wiping away his tears in a hurry, “Simp simp, simping to the end and you’ll have everything! Zhuo’er, I’m going! Bye!”

Chen Zhuo was speechless for a moment, and actually heard someone mocking them as a love triangle, picked up his jacket and walked straight towards those two people.

He said with a fake smile, “Classmates, spreading rumors is illegal.”

The two people were guilty and embarrassed, “We… we’re sorry!”

Chen Zhuo didn’t say “it’s okay”, and walked into the stairwell past these two people.

After getting away from the cafeteria, this place of right and wrong, Chen Zhuo took out his phone and sent a message to Xie Yu: 【Come back soon~ I can’t handle it alone.】

Usually Xie Yu would reply to his message within ten minutes, but today it took a full hour and a half to reply.

Spoiled Little Treasure: 【Baby, something came up on my end, I can’t go back to school today.】

Seeing this reply, Chen Zhuo’s heart tightened, and a strong ominous premonition suddenly surged, and he quickly called Xie Yu.

“Sorry, the user you are calling is temporarily unavailable…”

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(Recently I’ve been busy with a lot of things, so the next chapter will be posted a bit later, maybe in the afternoon, maybe in the evening, but I will definitely post it ≥﹏≤, everyone can wait until the evening to read it… )

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