ASSHKHME Chapter 91

Chapter 91: Are you that horny?

Xie Yu wore an innocent smile on his handsome face, forcefully pulling Sun Yaozong behind a pillar in the lobby, feigning surprise, “Misunderstanding? Why do I feel like you were excited to catch me red-handed just now?”

“No, no, you’re mistaken. I have things to do, I’ll leave first!”

Sun Yaozong used all his strength to break free from Xie Yu’s grip, nearly slipping and falling, and hurriedly ran out.

The smile vanished from Xie Yu’s face as he disgustedly brushed off the places Sun Yaozong had touched.

He raised his arm and sniffed; it was tainted with the smell of alcohol and perfume, disgusting him to no end.

This guy was still out partying during the New Year, a weak and depleted waste of space.

Xie Yu didn’t have a room card, so he couldn’t use the elevator. He wasn’t in a hurry to leave, so he stood by the tall greenery next to the lobby pillar and waited.

Sure enough, he saw Sun Yaozong sneak back. After looking around furtively, he approached the front desk and asked, “Hey, did those two guys just come in together? Did they book a room together?”

The front desk staff maintained a professional smile, “Sir, company policy requires us to protect our customers’ privacy.”

Sun Yaozong clicked his tongue in dissatisfaction. “I’m just asking if they came in together. How is that privacy? You want money, right? A thousand? Two thousand? I’ll give you ten thousand; just tell me if they came together!”

The front desk staff still maintained a polite smile, “I’m sorry, sir, I cannot disclose that information.”

Sun Yaozong, fueled by alcohol, slammed the table, taking advantage of his perceived power, “Do you believe I can get you fired tomorrow? You ungrateful thing, don’t push your luck. Show me the surveillance footage.”

As he spoke, he tried to go around the counter, but the front desk quickly picked up the internal line, “Security, we have a disturbance at the front desk.”

Two tall and sturdy security guards immediately arrived to stop Sun Yaozong, grabbing his arms, “Sir, you’re drunk. Should we call your family?”

Sun Yaozong struggled, kicking each of the security guards, “Damn poor bastards, let me go!”

The security guards held back their anger, “Sir, if you continue to cause trouble, we’ll have to call the police.”

Sun Yaozong, driven by alcohol, shouted, “Call the police? Hahahaha, you stupid idiots know who my uncle is? Believe I can get you all locked up!”

Standing in the shadows, Xie Yu gleefully recorded the entire scene. He only stopped recording after Sun Yaozong was dragged out the door.

Just as he was about to ask Chen Zhuo to come down and get him, the elevator doors opened, and several drunk men and women stumbled out. One of the men looked familiar, like someone he’d seen before, one of Sun Yaozong’s cronies.

Xie Yu raised an eyebrow. Staying at a hotel instead of being at home on New Year’s Eve? Was it some kind of orgy?

After they walked away, Xie Yu found Ling Qi’s phone number, “Hey, Qi Zi, Happy New Year. I wanted to ask you something. Who is Sun Yaozong’s uncle? Do you have his contact information?”

Ling Qi, having just finished scavenging for New Year’s money, happily returned to his bedroom, “Huh? Why are you bringing up Sun Yaozong, that jinx, during the New Year?”

Xie Yu reached out and plucked a large leaf from the greenery, “Well, I secretly came out to find Little Zhuo, and I ran into Sun Yaozong at the hotel. Even though he didn’t directly catch me red-handed, I feel like this kid won’t give up, so I…”

“Wait, wait, wait a minute, aren’t you…”

Ling Qi ruffled his newly shaved head, looking complicated, “Are you that horny? Running out on New Year’s Eve? Aren’t you afraid of getting caught by your aunt and uncle?”

Xie Yu laughed and cursed, “Screw you, what do you know? We’re just chatting under the covers, okay? Alright, alright, don’t interrupt. Send me Sun Yaozong’s uncle’s contact information. I want to make things a little uncomfortable for this bastard so he doesn’t mess with me.”

Hearing this, Ling Qi perked up, “What? What are you going to do?”

Xie Yu said leisurely, “I accidentally recorded a video. This idiot always mentions his uncle, you think his uncle will be happy knowing about this? I ran into his little group just now; I suspect it’s not a proper gathering. Do you know about the Yunding Hotel? Investigate it; there might be some unexpected gains.”

Ling Qi chuckled, “Yunding Hotel? I know it. That who, Wang Yijie’s place. I had drinks with him the other day. Alright, leave this to me. You send me that video too, and I’ll give that grandson a big package, so he’ll be quiet for a few days.”

Xie Yu said, “Alright, I’ll send it to you. If you really can’t find anything, just make something up. Oh, I have a call coming in. I’m hanging up.”

Xie Yu hung up the phone with Ling Qi and answered Chen Zhuo’s, “Hey, baby, it’s okay. Don’t worry. I have ways to make sure he doesn’t bother me. Yeah, come down and get me.”

Chen Zhuo couldn’t sit still in the room.

He could tell at a glance that the pig-head was hostile toward Xie Yu.

These rich second-generation kids with big families had connections and means. If that guy dug around and found out about him and Xie Yu, being threatened was a small matter; if the fact that they were dating was exposed, they would really be finished.

Hearing Xie Yu’s words, Chen Zhuo breathed a slight sigh of relief and took his room card to pick up Xie Yu.

Xie Yu walked straight into the elevator. There was no one else in the elevator. He lowered his head and kissed Chen Zhuo, “What’s wrong? Don’t you trust me to handle things?”

Chen Zhuo pointed to the blinking red light of the surveillance camera in the upper right corner, and said helplessly, “This isn’t home. Can’t you behave yourself a little? I’m afraid that guy will stab you in the back. I have nothing and I’m not afraid of anything, but you’re different…”

“Why do you have nothing?” Xie Yu wrapped his arm around Chen Zhuo’s neck and pressed his head against his chest. “Having me is like having everything, understand?”

Chen Zhuo chuckled softly, “Xie Yu, do you think we’re having a bad year? Why are we so unlucky?”

Xie Yu ruffled his hair, “Alright, don’t think so much. I really have a way to solve this. I’m not lying to you.”

The elevator reached the top floor, and Xie Yu took Chen Zhuo’s wrist and walked out.

After walking down a long corridor, he swiped his card and opened the door, immediately pinning Chen Zhuo against the wall and kissing him.

Chen Zhuo gasped between breaths, “I knew it! Didn’t you say you were being chaste? Where are your hands…uh, going!”

Xie Yu squeezed him, humming smugly, “Haven’t you heard a saying? Liars are puppies, woof woof! I’ll bite you to death!”

Chen Zhuo pushed his head away, unable to help but laugh, “You’re crazy.”

Xie Yu kissed and caressed him.

In the dimness, he said in a rough voice, “Chen Zhuo, I’m making it clear to you today. I can’t keep playing this underground love affair forever. Sooner or later, I’m going to tell my parents. When that time comes…”

He pulled open Chen Zhuo’s coat and found that he was wearing pajamas inside. He instantly understood how anxious Chen Zhuo had been to come down and see him, and his breathing became heavier.

Xie Yu leaned close to his ear and said fiercely, “If you dare to back down or run away then, I’ll screw you, got it?”

Chen Zhuo blinked his eyes, his heart pounding violently in his chest at his forceful words.

Suddenly, he grabbed Xie Yu’s hair, forcing him to look up.

Xie Yu frowned in pain, “What’s wrong?”

Chen Zhuo’s cool hand stroked Xie Yu’s cheek, gently pressed his shoulder, and said, “Let’s fall then.”

Xie Yu was stunned for a moment, a playful smile lighting up his eyes.

Suddenly, he lifted Chen Zhuo onto his shoulder. He swiped the room card, and the room lit up.

Carrying him towards the bed, Xie Yu said unrestrainedly, “Don’t just think about yourself, baby. Let’s play a 996.”

With his head down, Chen Zhuo was dizzy from the rush of blood, and he laughed and cursed him, “996? Are you going to work overtime? Idiot.”