ASSHKHME Chapter 45

Chapter 45: Unhappy

Xie Yu was teased by Chen Zhuo’s glance, which was hard to tell whether it was a complaint or flirting, and followed him with big strides, “Don’t be angry, I’m just purely curious.”

Chen Zhuo slung the backpack filled with heavy textbooks to Xie Yu, and chuckled, “Then do you think I’m top or bottom?”

Xie Yu naturally took his own books and stuffed them into Chen Zhuo’s bag, his eyes sweeping over him intentionally or unintentionally.

If Xie Yu were to infer based on his stereotypical understanding of homosexuals, boys like Chen Zhuo, who are handsome and delicate, with slender waists, long legs, fair skin, and know how to dress up, should be on the bottom.

However, Chen Zhuo usually presents a masculine demeanor in his interactions with others, completely different from the flamboyant small bottoms with painted eyebrows and eye shadow he encountered in the bar that day. He doesn’t even seem to have any strongly indicative homosexual traits.

If Xie Yu hadn’t accidentally seen Chen Zhuo being harassed by a man, and Chen Zhuo hadn’t initiative told him while drunk, with his rusty gaydar, he probably wouldn’t even know Chen Zhuo was gay now.

Xie Yu wasn’t sure, and tentatively asked, “Top?”

Chen Zhuo glanced at him casually, with no emotional change on his face, raised his eyebrows and said in a sarcastic tone, “What’s wrong? Do you have a position bias? That’s right, you are a noble straight man after all.”

People were coming and going on campus, and Chen Zhuo didn’t lower his voice when he spoke without restraint.

Xie Yu said awkwardly, “Keep your voice down, you’re making fun of me again. Didn’t you ask me to guess? You’re unhappy that I guessed, you…”

Xie Yu paused, suddenly realizing something, and subconsciously grabbed Chen Zhuo’s wrist.

He held him tightly through the hoodie, his eyes flickering with subtle light, and whispered, “So you…you’re a bottom?”

The two stood face to face, Chen Zhuo looked up at him, squinting slightly as he was pricked by the dazzling midday sun.

Without answering directly, he raised his chin and asked, “So?”

Xie Yu seemed to see the thorns around Chen Zhuo rising again. If he didn’t answer well, he would be pricked into a hedgehog ball by this little hedgehog with bared fangs and claws.

He looked away and said evasively, “No, it’s nothing, it’s pretty, pretty good, it’s just why would you, would you be willing to be that?”

Trying to pry into other people’s privacy to satisfy one’s own curiosity is actually very offensive. Chen Zhuo, who pays great attention to boundaries, was already very unhappy at this time.

But when he saw Xie Yu’s red ears, the unhappiness in his heart turned into joy.

His dark eyes stared at Xie Yu intently, deliberately teasing him: “It’s nothing, I just want to be…”

Xie Yu thought of the dreams he had, and his Adam’s apple rolled.

Before Chen Zhuo could say the last word, he hurriedly covered his mouth and scolded in a low voice: “Why are you so wild? You dare to say anything outside, right?”

Chen Zhuo blinked, muffled in his palm, “Do.”

Xie Yu’s heart felt like it had been scratched by a kitten’s paws, itchy and uncomfortable. He didn’t know what to do with Chen Zhuo, his handsome face flushed, and he conceded, “You’re just bullying me.”

There was a hint of coquetry.

Chen Zhuo had never seen Xie Yu so shy and weak before, and he was in a good mood, so he generously said, “I won’t tease you anymore, let’s go, let’s go eat.”

Xie Yu was a little stunned and followed Chen Zhuo’s steps, “You were just teasing me just now? You’re not…”

Chen Zhuo’s black-rimmed glasses were pressing uncomfortably on his nose, so he took them off and handed them to Xie Yu.

Xie Yu very smoothly helped him put them in the outer compartment of his backpack, and asked uneasily, “You’re talking, was what you said just now true?”

Chen Zhuo’s little curly hair was slightly swaying in the breeze, and he said leisurely, “Guess.”

Xie Yu didn’t like guessing, he felt like he was being played by Chen Zhuo, “Chen Zhuo, you’re really annoying.”

“Then I’ll leave?”

Chen Zhuo’s movements were smooth and he turned to leave without hesitation.

Xie Yu stretched out his arm and pulled him back, and said with unbearable patience, “I really, you’re too much, you wait for me, I’ll take care of you sooner or later.”

Chen Zhuo asked innocently, “Then how do you want to take care of me?”

Many indescribable mosaic images rolled through Xie Yu’s mind.

Before Chen Zhuo could say anything shocking again, Xie Yu hooked his neck and pushed him quickly towards the school gate, “I beg you, shut up, ancestor.”

Chen Zhuo chuckled.

The two rivals quarreled all the way, spending half an hour to finally reach the parking lot five hundred meters outside the school.

Chen Zhuo reached out to pull the door of the passenger seat, but Xie Yu grabbed his arm and pushed him into the back seat of the car.

His body slammed onto the leather seat, almost hitting his head.

Before he could scold him, Xie Yu’s tall and broad body pressed down.

The car space was small, and even the door couldn’t be closed.

Xie Yu knelt on the seat with one leg, stepping on the ground with one foot.

Anyone passing by would know what was happening if they took a look.

The sound-activated lights in the underground parking lot quickly went out.

Chen Zhuo was forced into a dark and passionate kiss, struggling, “The car door, the car door isn’t closed.”

Xie Yu pinched his chin and said wickedly, “I’m just kissing you, not doing anything, or is Little Zhuo looking forward to something happening?”

Chen Zhuo wanted to kick him, but he couldn’t exert any strength with his legs in this position, and he was very unconvinced by being suddenly in a passive position.

He slapped Xie Yu’s face lightly with the back of his hand provocatively, and sneered, “I’d like to see what I’m looking forward to, do you dare? You only dare to kiss me a couple of times, coward, hurry up and get out of my way… uh!”

He was choked through the clothing, clucking, clucking…

Chen Zhuo’s breathing stagnated, and some tears welled up in the corners of his eyes, looking at him in disbelief, “You…”

Xie Yu’s face was completely red, but his tone was fierce: “Chen Zhuo, don’t look down on people, there’s nothing I don’t dare to do.”

The roar of a car engine starting came from not far away, and the sound-activated lights suddenly turned on.

The moment the light invaded, they both saw each other’s green and red faces clearly, and their hearts were beating faster than each other.

No matter how harsh or wild the words were, it was just the bluffing of a nineteen-year-old.

The most real reaction could not be hidden from anyone.

Xie Yu pretended to be calm, got up and picked up the backpack that had been thrown on the ground and put it in the car, closed the car door, and walked around to the driver’s seat.

Stepping on the gas and igniting the engine, it didn’t ignite for a long time, and he was embarrassed and anxious, “Cough, this car needs maintenance, it seems to be broken.”

Chen Zhuo leaned forward from the back seat and looked forward, suggesting, “Why don’t you try putting your foot on the brake?”

Xie Yu was silent: “…………”

Chen Zhuo “pfft” laughed out loud, mocking him unceremoniously: “Hahahaha silly hahahahaha–”

Xie Yu started the car, his whole face was about to burn, and he was so angry that he wanted to get out of the car and beat him.

But looking through the rearview mirror at Chen Zhuo’s smiling eyes and the tears on his eyelashes, he thought it would be better to kiss him to death.