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    Chapter 64 3.11 Damn you retarded.

    Gou Xue already knew the answer when she saw these options.Isn’t it just Egg One, Two, Three? This option was obviously made up because I couldn’t think of the content.

    Moreover, this egg one, two and three is also very sinister, and it may point directly to how many offspring he and the leopard have.

    Gou Xue couldn’t help but shudder, praying in her heart that the readers’ minds should be normal and not choose A casually.

    Just as he was thinking this, the mosaic in his palm disappeared and was replaced by a lemon pattern.

    Gou Xue felt happy in her heart – could it be that God opened his eyes and the reader’s conscience appeared for the first time and stopped him from having a child as a man?!

    Gou Xue only felt happy. When she looked back, the lemon essence in the middle had shrunk into an ordinary lemon and dived into the ground.At this moment, Leopard spoke: “The things are done, it’s time to go back.”

    Gou Xue was confused for a while.

    “What’s done? What’s done?” Gou Xue quickly followed Leopard.The leopard suddenly grabbed his hand, which happened to be the one with the lemon pattern in his hand, and it was also the one with the leopard’s fingers intertwined just now – Gou Xue’s heart almost skipped a beat.

    Damn it, why are you holding hands? Don’t you know, Mr. Feng Su, that men can’t hold hands with men?Something will happen if you hold hands!If nothing happens now, something will happen in the future!

    Leopard didn’t seem to have any special meaning. He just held his hand and said to No. 56, who was chewing a peach core and looking at the sky, “Let’s go.”

    Fifty-six rolled to his feet, not even glancing at the intertwined hands of Leopard and Gou Xue out of the corner of his eye.Keep the good self-cultivation of looking at the nose, nose and heart and stride forward, and you will definitely not have anything to do with these two dog men.

    Gou Xue: Stop, I can see your disapproval of relatives, take me with you!

    The three finally followed Bao Zi back to Bao’s house.But now Bao Lei’s men have withdrawn from the Bao family, and they must have all gone to look for traces of Gou Xue and Leopard.The most glaringly dangerous place right now is the safest place.When Gou Xue and Bao Zi entered, two rows of men in black who were guarding the home nodded to them and saluted.

    This move is quite spectacular, especially when dozens of people do it at the same time.Gou Xue remembered that these people were not only Leopard’s people, but also the subordinates of Ji Zai, the boss who had been pushed to the shelves.

    Gou Xue wanted to complain again, but he held it back.

    Leopard held Gou Xue’s hand all the way and didn’t let go until he reached the small courtyard where they lived deep inside Bao’s house.After he let go, a maid appeared out of nowhere and said to Leopard and Gou Xue: “The old lady invites the young master and young lady to meet.”

    Gou Xue trembled at the title of “young lady”.Then he realized that it was Grandma Bowley who was looking for them.

    “Let’s go.” Before Gou Xue started to panic, Leopard grabbed him again and moved forward.

    Gou Xue thought for a while whether she should break away from the boss’s hand. After thinking for a while, she felt that it was not possible from a rational point of view, and it was even less possible from a force point of view.

    So he could only follow the leopard towards the room of the old lady who had scared him so hard that his heartbeat was unbalanced with the paw of a wild beast.

    Mrs. Luo lives in a small courtyard next door.Seeing Gou Xue and Leopard entering the door, they looked kind and kind: “You’re back? Just come back.”

    Gou Xue shivered when she saw him.

    There was no expression on Leopard’s face, but he suddenly pulled Gou Xue forward.Gou Xue immediately shivered with fright, and then he suddenly remembered the random skill that the reader had assigned him before – human-monster confusion.

    “Activate skills!” Gou Xue shouted in a low voice.I don’t know if the skill is activated. After all, it’s easy for people to feel too shameful with such a middle-of-the-road line and ignore the fact that it’s actually a joke.

    Mrs. Luo suddenly held Gou Xue’s hand, looked up and down at Gou Xue with admiration, and touched his head with concern: “This fur is so beautiful.”

    Gou Xue: “…????” What does this mean?Does this mean that he has been regarded as a leopard?

    The leopard glanced at him inexplicably, and then looked at his head being caressed by the old lady, with a very obvious expression of suspicion.

    Gou Xue: “…” You are not the only one who has doubts. I am also doubting life.

    Mrs. Luo asked happily: “Did you gain anything from going out this time?”

    Leopard nodded and glanced sideways at Gou Xue: “Yes.” As he spoke, he spread out Gou Xue’s hand, revealing the lemon pattern inside.

    Mrs. Luo was stunned and asked, “Is this what it is?”

    Gou Xue felt that the author of this book didn’t even know what it was.

    But Leopard said: “Let’s ask uncle and aunt to come tomorrow.” Gou Xue immediately stared at Leopard.Why does he always feel that the NPC Leopard knows a lot?He also always felt that the leopard was like the real hero of the book sent by the author. Could it be true?

    Gou Xue really wanted to type out the small book and ask questions right now, but Leopard and Mrs. Luo were staring at his palm to study. Gou Xue felt like she was surrounded by beasts, and she didn’t really want to ask.

    Old Mrs. Luo didn’t ask Leopard why he called his uncle and aunt over. She showed her full trust in Leopard. She nodded and turned back to the maid who had just come to call for someone. “Take out the things.”

    Gou Xue looked at the maid and saw that the maid took out a blood-colored plate from the old lady’s room. On it were blood beads that Gou Xue made when she went into the pool in Leopard’s room.

    “This thing, take it back to the clan and confirm the registration. From now on, Xiaoxue will be included in our family tree.” Old Mrs. Luo touched Gou Xue’s head again with satisfaction. “If you still need it in the future, I will return it to you first.”

    Gou Xue took the plate blankly, and then was led back by the leopard.Mrs. Luo looked at Leopard holding Gou Xue’s back, smiled and said to the maid beside her: “Look at how close their relationship is. It would be even better if they could have children.”

    Gou Xue got goosebumps all over her body and quickened her pace to pull the leopard away from the scene.

    After leaving Gou Xue, he suddenly remembered, wasn’t Baozi’s uncle the one he met last time, who was doing business with his cheap father?This kind of character is basically cannon fodder in the plot, why do you want to find him?Gou Xue is very wary of people in the direction of his cheap father and doesn’t want to get close. After all, getting close may involve the plot line of his boss Huang’s lover.

    Gou Xue thought about it and asked why Leopard wanted to find his uncle.

    Leopard glanced at him sideways and said, “It’s not that uncle, it’s the great uncle.”

    Gou Xue was a little confused: “What uncle is this? How many uncles do you have?”

    “Three or four,” the leopard said casually, “none of them have cubs.”

    Gou Xue was even more confused: “What do you mean?”

    “Sleep.” Leopard didn’t explain to him. When he returned to the small building, he walked into the room and closed the door to isolate himself.It would be best for him not to try to figure out the boss’s style of conduct.Gou Xue returned to her room with the idea that soldiers would come to cover up the water, and called her butler to arrange a sumptuous dinner for herself.

    Early the next morning, Gou Xue was startled awake by a face staring in front of him.A King Kong Barbie stood at the head of his bed, staring at Gou Xue with her waist in her arms.

    “I’m sorry… why are you in my room on the 23rd?” Gou Xue was in shock, shivering and retreated all the way to the foot of the bed.

    “The boss asked me to dress you up.” No. 23 naturally took out a dozen brushes and five or six cosmetics from behind.

    Gou Xue: “…” Where did you get those things from?Why is he still wearing makeup if he has already regained his male body?!

    “Although it’s a pity that we can’t let the sisters dress up as beauties today -” No. 23 sighed regretfully, “but after all, standing next to the boss still has to be a bit of a show.”

    Gou Xue had a very bad premonition. He held it in for a long time and felt that the “sister” was used very wrongly.

    Monkey Arm No. 23 scooped up Gou Xue, lifted him up from the bed, held him between his arms, and pinned him down in front of the dressing table.Gou Xue didn’t even understand when a dressing table suddenly appeared in his room, and he saw No. 23 starting to operate on his face at an extraordinary speed.

    This was not the first time Gou Xue saw such hand speed, but after many days, he still felt very amazed.If this kind of player goes into e-sports, I am afraid he can become a world champion.

    Half an hour later, Gou Xue had tidied everything up from beginning to end, and she looked completely new.Her semi-long hair was neatly trimmed, and she had an undercut shave. Her eyebrows were trimmed into sharp angles, her eye makeup was light and lively, and her lips were naturally upturned… All in all, she looked very much like a male model, and she felt like she was going to a talent show.

    Gou Xue, a nerd, has never troubled himself well. Except for the last time when he was the groom’s official, he was more frightened than surprised, so he never thought he could look so good.

    Gou Xue held No. 23’s big, muscular hand with tears in her eyes: “Sister, a technical talent like you is really the most indispensable and crucial screw in the process of creating the male protagonist of the novel!”

    No. 23 enjoyed the compliments to him very much, and while enjoying it, he also gave Gou Xue some practice on the temperament that would suit this outfit.

    “It’s the kind of temperament that can only be seen from a distance but not played with, only infatuated but not up close. You must have the attitude that you mortals are not worthy of my eyes, and you must have the confidence that everything is under control…”

    Gou Xue nodded repeatedly after hearing this. It was not until No. 23 pushed her out of the door that she stood stupidly at the door and reflected on herself: Damn you are mentally retarded.

    The strongest thing about No. 23 is not makeup, but probably marketing.

    Banxia novel, a lot of fun

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