AHFAFTGTTT Chapter 36

Chapter 36 Island Rules

“I’m about to go to the island, brother.”

【Here it comes, first, first.】

【Everyone’s sleeping in a mess, so cute.】

【Guangzai didn’t even open his eyes, and subconsciously helped his brother push the suitcase~】

【Such cute two, Xu Chengyue rubbed Guangzai’s head, smiling so indulgently.】

【If you knew I’m shipping Xing Yue, you would also think I have a good life, hehe.】

【Everyone is dressed so cool, *si ha si ha*.】

“Welcome everyone to Misty Island, I am the island spirit who embodies all beauty and talent, absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth~”

Zhang Shuang had a flower ring around her neck, comical and cute solid-color blush on her face, and a pair of butterfly wings on her back, blinking as she said.

“Sister Shuang, weren’t you the host of the banquet just now?” Hao Yun raised his hand and asked.

Zhang Shuang was not at all embarrassed, “Ha, that’s my half-sister of a different breed.”

Hao Yun: …

Fu Yang: …

【Everyone is speechless hahaha】

【I’m laughing so hard my mom asked why I’m kneeling to watch my phone.】

【Sister Shuang has been a hostess on Cherry Terrace for so many years for nothing. To get to this position, what is a face? Can you eat it?】

“Hehe, I wonder what you’re all here for?” Zhang Shuang stopped them at the entrance to the island and asked.

“We’re here to find a signal…”

Before Hao Yun could finish speaking, Zhou Qingqing covered his mouth.

“We’re here to play,” he said.

Zhang Shuang raised a big smile, “There are nine hundred and ninety-nine island rules on Misty Island. You can check them out on the stone wall later. The first rule is that entrants cannot bring electronic devices, so everyone, please hand over your phones.”

It was normal not to bring phones when filming a show, and everyone quickly brought up WeChat to report their safety to family and friends.

“Hey, Mommy, baby’s going to hand in my phone, don’t worry…”

“Mom! Your son’s on TV, did you see it? What, didn’t I help you download the live broadcast app last time? Ask Dad to come over, oh, I have to hand in my phone, no time…”

“I’ll come to Grandma’s after the show next week…”

“I’ll talk to you later…”

“Dad… um, professor, requirements…”

In the noisy and tearful family love segment, Fu Yang didn’t contact anyone, and went straight forward to hand in his phone.

After all, he couldn’t contact anyone with his current identity.

But unexpectedly, he almost bumped into Xu Chengyue as he turned around, the wolf pendant and the rabbit pendant entangled together.

“Aren’t you going to make a call?”

Fu Yang glanced at Qing Sha, who was quietly reporting his safety to his parents, and asked the person in front of him.

Xu Chengyue slowly shook his head, “No need.”

Fu Yang paused for a while, then suddenly clicked on the top contact in his phone and dialed.

The next second, Xu Chengyue’s phone rang.

“I’m about to go to the island.” Fu Yang put the phone to his ear, his ear roots slightly red, and added softly, “Brother.”

The slightly electric sound from the phone and reality sounded at the same time. Xu Chengyue slowly blinked his eyes, a little dazed in place. Then, he reacted, his eyes slightly red when he looked up, “Then… be careful.”

Fu Yang: “Anything else?”

Xu Chengyue: “Don’t play in the water, eat more.”

“A-ny-thing else?”

“Nothing, you childish ghost.”

The two met eyes, and Xu Chengyue was finally amused and smiled, slowly putting down his phone.

Fu Yang: “It’s not over yet, now it’s your turn to call me.”

Xu Chengyue dialed the number as he wished.

“Hello, is this little brother?”

“What do you want with him?” Fu Yang deliberately said in a rough voice.

“It’s nothing, I just want to tell my dear brother that I’m going to participate in a warrior’s adventure, so he doesn’t have to worry.”

“Okay, I’ll pass it on to him!”

…

【My eyes are about to shed little pearls, how can these two little treasures be so sweet and sour.】

【Shangguan is a child from the orphanage, and Chengyue’s parents divorced since childhood, two miserable babies.】

【Little beast babies warming each other, my heart is so soft. Who was blacking these two *zai zai* before? Mama’s going to fight them to the death.】

【Wait, their phone chains!】

【It seems like the CP fans gave them.】

【I I I I I I I gave it!!! This little girl is not talented but ships them happily *wu wu wu wu wu*——】

After all the phones were handed in, Zhang Shuang started nitpicking again, “According to the second island rule, your luggage is not allowed on the island either.”

Hao Yun directly knelt down, “Are we going to be savages on the island? We still need to keep some clothes, Island Spirit Master!”

Island Spirit Master indicated that she was very satisfied with this title, so she said easily, “Then you can’t bring anything other than clothes.”

As a result, Hao Yun’s box of snacks was instantly confiscated.

“One bag, two bags, three bags…”

This was tantamount to slow slicing for the gluttonous Hao Yun. He was as uncomfortable as an ant on a hot pot, and his eyes lit up when he saw Fu Yang. He pounced on him with a “swish” and hugged him tightly like an octopus.

“Yaoguang-ge, can your omnipotent card buy back my potato chips?” The little red-haired man begged pitifully.

Fu Yang threw the man away in a second, patted his clothes, “You really want it?”

“Little Five, enough, using the omnipotent card to exchange for potato chips is too much of a waste,” Zhou Qingqing caught the thrown red-haired man and taught him a lesson.

On the other side, Lu Baoyu was throwing a tantrum because his cosmetics were confiscated. After hearing this, he suddenly wanted to use the omnipotent card to exchange for them too.

Because he and Fu Yang were in the same group in the previous game, he also got an omnipotent card, but he was reluctant to use his own, so he also set his sights on Fu Yang’s card.

“Shangguan~”

As soon as Lu Baoyu was about to approach, Fu Yang immediately hid behind Xu Chengyue and said coldly:

“Shut up, are you looking for a beating…”

The next second, Xu Chengyue covered his mouth with his backhand, “You can’t say that kind of thing.”

Fu Yang blinked to indicate that he understood.

Xu Chengyue then let go of his hand, “Good baby.”

Immediately, both of them were stunned.

“I used to have a dog when I was little, it was called Fu Bao, I, I’m used to…”

Xu Chengyue didn’t know why he blurted out subconsciously just now, and explained a little flusteredly.

“Xu Chengyue, are you treating me like a dog?”

“I was wrong, I was wrong, don’t tickle me, it’s so itchy…”

Hearing the other party laugh and beg for mercy, Fu Yang snorted coldly and let him go.

【I’m fainting from shipping…】

【What are you doing in broad daylight? (Covering eyes and peeking)】

【Former husband Xiao looks over with resentful eyes.】

“Don’t worry, everyone, the potato chips will be there, and the cosmetics will be there too. As long as you make a wish to Island Spirit Master me, anything is possible.”

“How do we make a wish?” Lu Baoyu and Hao Yun said in unison.

“The island spirit likes to play games very much. Next, the first place in the game will get a tent, and can preferentially choose teammates, plus make a wish to me to get back one thing from the suitcase.”

“What if we lose?”

“If you lose, you can find a place to sleep by yourself at night~” Zhang Shuang pointed to the deserted island behind her and smiled, “It’s okay to have the sky as your quilt and the ground as your mat. There are many little cuties on Misty Island who will accompany you to sleep for free.”

Hao Yun shivered instantly and made up his mind, “I must get first place!”

Zhou Qingqing put his arm on his shoulder, “Competing in stupidity? Then you’ve won.”

“Zhou Qingqing!!!”

【This pair of bickering lovers is killing me with laughter.】

【Don’t say that about our little idiot, I’m already full of doting.】

【Although my son is stupid, he is still cute.】

“The game is very simple, quick questions and quick answers.”

【Quick questions and quick answers, yay!! Qing Sha will definitely get first place! Someone on D station has dug up the projects she’s participated in. I’ve become a little fan girl, she’s so handsome in the lab, this little girl’s life is over.】

【Not necessarily, the great god has a high IQ buff but also a fatal social phobia bug. I guess she knows the answer but doesn’t dare to open her mouth haha】

【Our A University campus heartthrob Chengyue is also super smart!】

【Ye Xiao also has a wide range of knowledge. Someone at the airport last time photographed him reading a foreign masterpiece.】

【Baby is the smartest, the Baby Army is here!】

【If you ask about survival knowledge on a deserted island, Sister Wen will definitely be first.】

【I’m betting on Shangguan Yaoguang, this dark horse.】

【What? Everyone’s betting? Forget it, a friendly gift of one to my red-haired son, and another to my son-in-law Zhou Qingqing.】

“The first question, the color of Spark Xu Chengyue’s belt on the first debut stage, 321, please answer—”

【???】

【Who came up with this question!】

【Chengyue himself is also dumbfounded.】

【Even fans may not remember…】

【Silver, maybe… (Five-year old fan)】

Xu Chengyue: “Silver?”

Zhang Shuang: “Wrong!”

Hao Yun said decisively, “Red!”

Zhang Shuang: “Saying it so decisively, are you trying to muddle through? Still wrong!”

Almost everyone guessed all the colors on the color wheel, but no one guessed correctly.

Suddenly, Ye Xiao stepped forward and said, “It’s a blue and white gradient, the color of the sky.”

Zhang Shuang: “Correct! Ye Xiao gets one point.”

【Wow, so amazing, observing so carefully, no wonder he’s the Xiao Emperor!】

【Chengyue raised his eyes to look at Xiao in surprise, *wu wu wu*, because of fan issues, the two of them have never dared to be too intimate, my battlefield roses, I’m being abused.】

Zhang Shuang: “Next question, when using fluid mechanics to obtain water on a deserted island, what knowledge points do you need to know?”

Fu Yang: “Distillation method, siphon principle, Bernoulli’s effect.”

【Why is this question so down-to-earth at one moment and so advanced the next?】

【Seeing Qing Sha nodding, it must be right】

Zhang Shuang: “Completely correct! Shangguan Yaoguang gets one point.”

“Next question, what gets dirtier the more you wash it?”

Ye Xiao followed closely: “Water.”

“Correct!”

Zhang Shuang: “Name a method of making fire.”

Fu Yang: “Reflection focusing.”

“Correct!”

【Damn, the *le zi ren* are ecstatic, squatting to watch the live broadcast is to see Shangguan Yaoguang and Ye Xiao clash, these two really don’t get along】

【…Can you give our little idiot a chance? He wanted to answer several times.】

【The eight-person competition has become a two-person PK】

【Can you fight on the spot, give the audience a laugh】

…

“The game is over, first place Ye Xiao, second place Shangguan Yaoguang, third place Lu Baoyu, you can get rewards~”

Zhang Shuang handed the tent to Ye Xiao, “First place, you can make a wish to me.”

Lu Baoyu quickly said, “Ge, can you help me get my cosmetics back!”

He was anxious on the surface, but even more so in his heart. Zhao Qian asked him to memorize the questions, but he was too lazy to finish memorizing them, which caused him to lose the game.

Ye Xiao hid the contempt in his eyes, then smiled cheerfully, “Okay, anyway, there’s nothing I want to get back, so I’ll make a wish for Baoyu’s cosmetic bag.”

【Xiao-ge is really good, always taking care of everyone.】

【Yeah, how could there be nothing he wants to get back, hugs.】

【I hope Xiao-ge can think more about himself.】

Zhang Shuang immediately returned the cosmetic bag and continued, “The first place can preferentially choose a partner, who will you choose as your partner for the seven-day, seven-night island trip?”

【Wen Jingxin is definitely the first choice, I’ve seen her documentary, she can survive even when trapped in a snow mountain, survival on a mere deserted island is nothing at all.】

【Choosing Qing Sha is also an option, physics knowledge is very useful on a deserted island.】

【Finally know why the production team invited them, they’re just cheat codes!】

Ye Xiao said without hesitation, “I choose Xu Chengyue.”