AHFAFTGTTT Chapter 23
by VolareChapter 23: Bao Zhi: How to Fix My Gay Younger Brother
Li An urged him a few times on the phone, then hung up.
Xu Chengyue and Fu Yang exchanged a look, both feeling that something was amiss.
Zhao Qian, a big director who had won the Golden Tripod Award, was actually coming to film a group variety show for a small Flop Band. There was definitely an ulterior motive behind this.
“While you were unconscious, Ye Xiao’s fans dropped a lot,” Fu Yang said to Xu Chengyue.
Xu Chengyue had been unconscious for two days, so Fu Yang told him about the public opinion situation during this time.
It all started with Xie Wanwan. This Gold-Plating Bigshot in Ye Xiao’s fan circle suddenly switched her allegiance to Xu Chengyue, causing Ye Xiao’s fan circle to instantly fall into turmoil, with fans feeling anxious.
Immediately afterward, a paparazzi took a video of Fu Yang kicking Ye Xiao’s residence that night. The video quickly spread online, and the hashtag “Shangguan Yaoguang and Ye Xiao are at odds” instantly went viral.
The situation quickly spiraled out of control:
#YeXiaoFanCircleTurmoil
#YeXiaoFansMassivelyDefecting
#SparkInternalDiscord
Spark had just won the championship of this season’s Heartbeat Label program, and should have been riding high, but so many things happened one after another, causing the heat to continue to rise, even to the point of being out of control.
The male group’s internal catfight triggered a large-scale audience of passersby, and the trending searches had been very lively.
Galaxy Entertainment took advantage of this heat to officially announce the group variety show, and it was even going to be broadcast live for 24 hours. The gimmick was full of gimmicks, attracting countless onlookers to enter, and the heat was comparable to a Top idol.
And at this time, the director of the group variety show suddenly changed to Zhao Qian.
Passersby only thought that it was because the group variety show was so popular that even a big director was attracted, but insiders could see through it at a glance. Zhao Qian’s entry at this time was obviously to help Ye Xiao whitewash his image.
“So many things actually happened,” Xu Chengyue rubbed his temples, frowning slightly, looking a little headache.
Fu Yang, however, didn’t mind the excitement, and didn’t care at all that he was also one of the parties at the center of the controversy. He even joked, “Spark isn’t a small Flop Band anymore. The number of reservations for the group variety show has already exceeded ten million. It seems that in the entertainment industry, compared to strength, eating melons and tearing each other apart is an easier shortcut to becoming popular.”
Xu Chengyue was silent for a moment, a hint of helplessness flashing in his eyes.
The entertainment industry was indeed always so absurd. Once a Mud Band is unknown, eating melons and tearing each other apart becomes known to the world.
“Let’s go back quickly, let’s not bother your cousin,” Xu Chengyue said, and quickly pulled out the needle from his hand.
In an instant, blood oozed from his pale, slender, and emaciated hand, appearing particularly glaring in the morning light.
Because Xu Chengyue’s movements were too fast, Fu Yang didn’t have time to stop him.
He quickly took out cotton swabs and cotton balls from the drawer, stopping the bleeding for Xu Chengyue with a cold face, his tone reproachful: “The doctor said to finish this bag of glucose drip, what are you rushing for?”
Their hands intertwined, and Xu Chengyue could clearly feel the temperature of Fu Yang’s palm.
It was like being wrapped in scorching heat, like the summer sun, warm and dry.
His brow furrowed slightly, and some images flashed in his mind, but they quickly disappeared without a trace. He moved his hand away unnaturally and said in a low voice, “It’s okay, I’m much better, let’s go.”
Fu Yang looked at the other party’s unnatural expression and felt strange.
What’s going on? How come Xu Chengyue has become so estranged from him since he woke up?
He used to call him “brother, brother” so happily, and it was nothing to hug his arms and touch his head, but now touching his hand is like taking his life.
How is he supposed to improve his favorability rating?
“Your clothes…”
Fu Yang was just about to straighten his collar, but Xu Chengyue took a big step back and finally politely adjusted his collar himself:
“Thank you for the reminder.”
Fu Yang: ? Pretending.
Professor Zheng of Sociology at B University was quite well-known in the academic world. In a minor course, he taught a course called “Power Game in Intimate Relationships.”
“Most of the sociological definitions of power, everyone knows Weber’s concept of ‘domination’, Foucault’s ‘capillary power’, and resource control theory. These contents are all in the books, so I won’t repeat them.”
Professor Zheng stood on the podium, eloquent and eloquent. “Today we will focus on the power in intimate relationships. As we all know…”
The students in the audience listened very carefully, and quickly recorded the main points in their notebooks. The whole classroom was filled with a strong academic atmosphere.
However, in this serious and quiet atmosphere, one person seemed particularly out of place. He didn’t bring a single book to his desk, let alone a pen.
“That student in the last row looks a bit unfamiliar. Are you here to audit the class?” Professor Zheng’s eyes swept to the back row and stopped on that person.
“Professor Zheng, I was sent by Professor Wang. He said that I need to learn a little about human relationships before going back to teach my senior brothers and sisters.” The person who spoke had a clear and bright voice, with a hint of boyishness.
When the students heard this, they turned their heads to look at the person by the window in the back row.
The person’s hair was like a chicken coop that had been ravaged by a storm, but it unexpectedly showed a kind of unruly beauty. A few strands of hair fell casually on his forehead, adding a bit of casualness. His features were sharp and handsome, and at this time, he leaned lazily against the window, crossed his legs, yawned, and said drowsily.
“Isn’t that Fu Yang? He’s one of the ‘terror machines’ from the physics department.”
“The genius who skipped three grades? I heard that he’s only 21 years old and already a third-year graduate student, and he’s doing research with Professor Wang. His senior brothers and sisters are about to graduate with their doctorates.”
“Don’t mention it, I’m scared of those people who do scientific research. They’re all cold. Last time I went to do social research, they just stared at me blankly, without saying a word, like robots. After that day, I dreamed that they were carrying missiles chasing me.”
“No wonder they sent Fu Yang out. In that pile of laboratories… he seems to be the only one who’s slightly better, at least he can have a normal conversation. Hahahaha, it seems that Professor Wang finally couldn’t take it anymore.”
The whispers were all around. Fu Yang picked his ears, seemingly unconcerned, and lay down on the table, preparing to take another nap.
Professor Zheng coughed lightly, his tone serious, and said, “Old Wang asked you to come, so I definitely have to teach you well. Tell me, how should we deal with the power game in intimate relationships?”
Fu Yang thought for a while and said, “Experiments have shown that the peak of dopamine secretion occurs during periods of uncertainty, so… being hot and cold is the best strategy?”
Professor Zheng was so angry that he almost vomited blood. He patted the podium and said angrily, “Don’t use your physics thinking to structure emotions! Emotion is not a mathematical model. What is Old Wang teaching you all day long? Doing experiments all day long, and finally teaching out a bunch of inhuman scientific monsters.”
“Call your senior brothers and sisters over too. I want to give you a special intensive training!”
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Memories came back. Although Professor Zheng was quite angry at the time, Fu Yang always firmly believed that what he said at the beginning was correct – being hot and cold is indeed an important factor in the peak of dopamine secretion during periods of uncertainty.
For example, the current Xu Chengyue perfectly proves this point.
The two sat in the car, but there seemed to be a galaxy between them.
Xu Chengyue desperately leaned towards the car door, his whole body almost stuck to the car door.
He was so enthusiastic a few days ago, but now he is suddenly as cold as ice.
Fu Yang thought slightly and seemed to have found a direction.
That’s right, Xu Chengyue is playing a game with him.
Is it for power?
This “power” should not be the daily political, economic dependence, emotional value and network control. He guessed that what Xu Chengyue wanted to compete for was the command of his actions.
Xu Chengyue wants to teach him a lesson through this game, so that he becomes more obedient.
Eh… isn’t this just training a dog?
Fu Yang shook his head violently, trying to dispel these whimsical ideas from his mind.
Impossible, want him to be obedient?
Unless Xu Chengyue develops a neutron radiation resistant material!
On the other side, Xu Chengyue, who was close to the car door and looked rather weak and helpless, took out his newly bought mobile phone and posted a question:
[Excuse me, how should I fix my gay younger brother? Are there any ways to make him a straight man again?]
Before long, there were several comments:
[This benefactor, I have sent you the phone number of the Kongtong Sect Admissions Office on Mount Kongtong. I suggest you directly become a monk to fix him]
[Open your mobile phone app store – uninstall *Jiang*Tang*Wen* – download the National Anti-Fraud Center APP – merit +1]
[Where is my Imperial Jade Seal? I will issue an edict to make all the men in the world straight! What? My younger brother is defying the decree? Someone, bring me my insulin!]
[This benefactor suggests taking Chinese medicine to fix him. Add my contact information 132*3321]
[Family members, please calm down! Our hospital has recently launched a “Straightening Treatment”, including danmei drama electric shock therapy / 108 styles of male morality scripture recitation / and compulsory viewing of heterosexual wedding vlogs, with a success rate of 0.01%! ]
[Download Honor of Kings now and take your brother for a five-player match. The moment you match with a wild king brother, you will harvest a homophobic younger brother who climbs Mount Kongtong overnight]
[Dear, we focus on fixing the sister’s cognitive system]
Xu Chengyue looked at these replies and felt that he was out of touch with society. Why couldn’t he understand any of them?
But… he could vaguely feel that these people seemed to be satirizing him.
He stretched out two fingers and tapped on the keyboard, seriously replying at the end: [Thank you for the reminder, I will reflect on it carefully. But I am the older brother, not the older sister]
Suddenly, the phone seemed to freeze for a few seconds, and strange answers suddenly poured out in the post. The highest-voted reply became –
[Simple, fuck him, it guarantees to fix him]