TRMP Chapter 91

Jiang Yifeng didn’t sleep very soundly.

In his dream, Xie Jingshen seemed to turn into a giant beast with a long tongue that swallowed half of his head with one bite.

Jiang Yifeng struggled to resist the beast’s strength, but was knocked to the ground. The beast’s mouth enveloped him, its drooling maw pressed against Jiang Yifeng’s cheek.

He wasn’t afraid of Xie Jingshen turning into a beast, but the beast’s tongue was truly terrifying, and wet.

After he had been licked all over, the beast finally exhaled mist from its nostrils, and then, with one gulp, swallowed him whole.

Jiang Yifeng woke up with a start.

The person beside him still had an arm around his waist. Xie Jingshen’s chin rested on his shoulder, his half-closed eyes barely open, filled with weariness. He asked, “Not sleeping anymore?”

“Had a nightmare,” Jiang Yifeng said, relieved.

He was wearing short shorts, and his upper body clothing was particularly disheveled. Their bodies were intertwined, and Jiang Yifeng rested his chin on Xie Jingshen’s chest.

His legs had only moved slightly, but they ached.

Jiang Yifeng could only prop himself up with his arms and inch his body upwards with difficulty, then said to Xie Jingshen, a bit displeased, “I probably had a nightmare because I was scared by you.”

“…” Xie Jingshen’s arm was around his waist. He looked at Jiang Yifeng’s puffed-up cheeks and angry expression, and silently groaned in his heart at how cute he was. Then, content, he rested his chin on Jiang Yifeng’s shoulder, lowered his eyes, and chuckled softly, “How could you have a nightmare because you were stimulated by me? What did I do?”

“You haven’t done anything?” Jiang Yifeng’s eyes widened instantly.

Xie Jingshen only felt an itch in his heart.

His thumb rubbed the corner of Jiang Yifeng’s eye, where faint red marks still remained. He lowered his head and kissed the corner of Jiang Yifeng’s eye, then very smoothly began to apologize.

All wrongs, big or small, were never his wife’s fault.

“A man’s self-esteem flared up,” Xie Jingshen said aggrievedly. “So I had to persist a little longer.”

Jiang Yifeng didn’t mention anything about a man’s self-esteem anymore.

His legs ached.

He lay in Xie Jingshen’s arms, groaning for a long time before finally falling asleep again.

After several days and nights of non-stop work, Jiang Yifeng had barely slept well. It took him a long time to recover.

Xie Jingshen had also stayed up late with him, but his energy recovered quickly.

When Jiang Yifeng woke up, Xie Jingshen was gently patting his shoulder, as if coaxing a child.

Jiang Yifeng first opened one eye, secretly looking at Xie Jingshen’s expression. When he saw Xie Jingshen raise an eyebrow, he opened both eyes and smiled at him.

“I’ve slept well,” Jiang Yifeng said, squinting his eyes. “Xie Jingshen, I have so many things I haven’t told you…”

Non-stop filming of variety shows had taken up most of his time. He had interacted with all sorts of people in various variety shows. Behind the recorded scenes, Jiang Yifeng had been able to see celebrities with two faces, big-name artists, and sarcastic hosts.

Jiang Yifeng was too lazy to listen to them saying “XX is so amazing” while joking about XX’s lewd rumors offstage.

Jiang Yifeng would rather curl up in Xie Jingshen’s arms and talk about fairy tales.

Only when Xie Jingshen was with him could he be especially relaxed and happy.

“The company wants to terminate my contract. If I break with the company… I should still be able to get roles, but I won’t earn as much money,” Jiang Yifeng said quietly. “But it doesn’t matter, I’ve already saved some money. They probably won’t ask me for liquidated damages.”

When he was in front of Xie Jingshen, Jiang Yifeng closed his eyes and tilted his head, thinking, “But I guess they won’t let me go so soon. They’ll definitely squeeze me for a while longer.”

“Terminate the contract with them. I’ll pay the liquidated damages.” Xie Jingshen’s emotions gradually became agitated.

His lips gently brushed against Jiang Yifeng’s hair, but his eyes were cold.

Thinking about what that terrible company had done to Jiang Yifeng, Xie Jingshen felt a fire rising in his heart.

“No,” Jiang Yifeng said very seriously.

Under Xie Jingshen’s serious gaze, Jiang Yifeng finally murmured, “Xie Jingshen, isn’t your money also my money?”

“Hmm?”

“Then why should we give such a large sum of liquidated damages to the company for nothing?” Jiang Yifeng pulled on Xie Jingshen’s clothes and raised an eyebrow. “They won’t force me to work like they did before. Entertainment companies have to consider public opinion to some extent. But I’ll earn a little less money. I definitely can’t go out and do side jobs anymore.”

At most, he would continue to take on small jobs online that wouldn’t be recorded, as pocket money to enrich his little pocket.

Jiang Yifeng’s eyes were filled with a smile, and Xie Jingshen rubbed his ear.

“Saving me money?” Xie Jingshen’s hot breath was all over his earlobe, making Jiang Yifeng inexplicably remember Xie Jingshen yesterday, when he was pressing against him, his moist breath all around his ear, his eyes gentle, but his movements crazy, bumping into him, grinding until his legs ached.

Jiang Yifeng moved away uncomfortably.

He didn’t want to get hurt again before he even went back.

“It’s saving money for both of us, after all, we’re already lovers.”

Jiang Yifeng still couldn’t bear to be so far away, so he reached out and squeezed Xie Jingshen’s hand, their palms facing each other, their hands lazily clasped together.

“Mm,” Xie Jingshen was very happy. He grasped Jiang Yifeng’s hand in return and said slowly, “You don’t need to save me money. I have so much…”

Jiang Yifeng knew what Xie Jingshen meant, but he just stubbornly refused to speak.

Xie Jingshen couldn’t do anything about Jiang Yifeng.

When Little Jiang was stubborn, he was like a donkey—

Little Jiang-donkey shook his head, his hair tickling Xie Jingshen’s chest. His beautiful little face was full of smiles, clinging and disobedient as he completely lay in Xie Jingshen’s arms.

“I’ve already earned a lot of money. I don’t want yours. I don’t want to give money to that terrible company. Except for spending money on you, no one can make me pay for nothing.” Jiang Yifeng said extremely seriously, his solemn little appearance making Xie Jingshen’s heart itch.

He leaned closer again, biting Jiang Yifeng’s lips, biting and kissing him again.

When Jiang Yifeng’s eyes were hazy, an untimely thought floated through his mind—if Xie Jingshen was like this before he had tasted the forbidden fruit, how outrageous would he be after he had?

The little couple’s honeymoon was intimate and sweet.

Until the system couldn’t stand it anymore and reminded Jiang Yifeng to pay attention to his original body, he was forced to separate from Xie Jingshen.

After waking up from his body, Jiang Yifeng quickly sucked on a few candies, barely suppressing the dizzy feeling of hunger.

“Are you okay?” Xie Jingshen’s voice came from the white frame, his eyes filled with worry as he looked at him.

Jiang Yifeng nodded, his tongue pushing against the candy, saying vaguely, “It seems like my body isn’t affected by your side…”

His body didn’t seem to have any discomfort.

After speaking, Jiang Yifeng wanted to sit up, but his chest suddenly touched his clothes, and Jiang Yifeng suddenly let out a cry.

“What’s wrong?” Xie Jingshen immediately looked over.

“…” Jiang Yifeng blushed and hid under the blanket, carefully pulling open his collar and taking a look, then glared at Xie Jingshen with red eyes, “It’s all your fault.”

Xie Jingshen: “?”

Jiang Yifeng couldn’t say it, so he pulled the blanket over his head in anger, then closed his eyes tightly, “I’m going to sleep!”

As a result, his stomach very sensibly growled.

Jiang Yifeng felt like he didn’t need to live anymore.

Xie Jingshen smiled, touching his lips with his finger.

Jiang Yifeng closed his eyes tightly.

“Teacher Jiang, eat something before you go to sleep, don’t starve.”

Xie Jingshen moved his hand and ordered Jiang Yifeng the most expensive porridge.

Jiang Yifeng turned his head away, not wanting to pay attention to him.

“Then I won’t lick you next time.”

Xie Jingshen said helplessly.

“No,” Jiang Yifeng’s lips flattened. He paused, then said, “I’ll be angry for a while, and I’ll be fine soon. You, you don’t need to worry about it.”

Jiang Yifeng’s shyness continued until he opened the bowl of porridge.

The rich aroma dissipated the tense emotions.

Jiang Yifeng’s eyes curved slightly. He bit his spoon, carefully peeking at Xie Jingshen. Xie Jingshen also looked over, his eyes lowered.

As their eyes met, Jiang Yifeng smiled like a mischievous kitten, the corners of his lips raised in a small arc, his eyes filled with tenderness: “Next time, I can’t stay there for so long. I’m so hungry that my stomach hurts.”

Jiang Yifeng said coquettishly, but Xie Jingshen heard it.

“Then next time, I’ll set the time…”

The system, listening to the little couple’s coquettish conversation, finally popped out and said quietly, “Don’t treat my system like a doorway for your love affairs, okay?”

Jiang Yifeng was startled.

“How does your system watch other people’s love affairs!”

Too indecent!

The system was silent.

The system activated a special health mode.

Xie Jingshen in front of Jiang Yifeng was instantly shrouded in a layer of light and shadow, his face blurry and only able to see the outline, his body also hazy.

A question mark slowly appeared in Jiang Yifeng’s mind.

The system, very unafraid of death, came out and explained, “Our system’s health mode will automatically appear when it detects that the host’s heart is getting aroused, helping the host to shield the target of arousal and helping the host to restore mental health as soon as possible.”

Jiang Yifeng closed his eyes and cursed.

Xie Jingshen, watching Jiang Yifeng’s actions, noticed his strangeness. He leaned over to ask, and his already disheveled collar opened, revealing the shape of his muscles.

Jiang Yifeng’s gaze lingered for a moment.

“Your system is indeed not smart enough.”

Jiang Yifeng said to the system in his heart.

“What’s wrong?” Xie Jingshen’s tone was gentle.

“…” Jiang Yifeng’s eyelashes trembled, then he said obediently, “The system won’t let me see your face.”

Xie Jingshen squinted his eyes and looked at the phone.

As a system, the system felt the concrete meaning of being terrified for the first time.

[Health Mode——]

The system could only use health mode to prevaricate.

Xie Jingshen sneered, and the system didn’t dare to say a word.

Jiang Yifeng hummed and made a face at the system in his heart.

He lowered his head obediently and finished the porridge, the entire bowl of hot, thick porridge warming his stomach.

Jiang Yifeng rubbed his stomach with his palm. He placed the bowl on the small table, pulled up the blanket, and looked up to talk to Xie Jingshen. His eyes were decorated with small stars. When he looked at Xie Jingshen, the smile at the corner of his lips formed a small arc, and his eyes were dotted with stars.

Even if they were separated, it seemed like they had to make up for all the time they had been apart.

Jiang Yifeng’s phone kept vibrating. He was originally happily talking to Xie Jingshen, but the phone rang so loudly that Jiang Yifeng had to gather his gaze. He picked up the phone, knowing that the other person couldn’t hear Xie Jingshen’s voice, but still playfully made a shushing gesture towards Xie Jingshen.

He answered the phone, his voice clear and bright, and Xie Jingshen raised an eyebrow and looked at Jiang Yifeng, suddenly feeling like they were having a secret affair.

Author’s note:

President Xie: Does my wife mean that I can lick her as much as I want in the future——