Nanke Yifu Chapter 45
byLiving in the Wind and Staying in the Rain (Seventeen)
Chen Mo’s dog is named Chen Si. Just as Chen Mo is not silent, Chen Si is not a meditative puppy at all.
Since Feng Su didn’t want to be left alone with all the bad ideas, he used the abnormality to suppress it, and Chen Xiaosi was currently in a very rare quiet state.
The muddy dog head peeking out of the snakeskin bag with a bottom made of plastic and transparent plastic turned into a clean pile of white marshmallows. Chen Mo pounced on it, buried his face in the white cotton, took a deep breath, and then began to teach Yan Laixi how to suck a dog properly.
Chen Mo may not be a good lecturer, but Yan Laixi must be a good listener. He does not interrupt, is not embarrassed, and responds. The only imperfection is that he does not want to practice.
“How is it? Is it very comfortable to hold?” Chen Mo once again completely forgot that his original purpose was to bring two people together, and only focused on recommending his own dog, “I will bring Chen Dasi over one day. It will be more comfortable to hold.”
Yan Laixi was stunned and looked at Feng Su.
The wind supports the forehead.
“This fool has three dogs, all named Chen Si. They are divided into small, medium and large according to their size.” He usually seldom curses with curse words, but for Chen Mo, even swearing with curse words is considered to be an advantage to him, “Forget it about Chen Xiaosi, do you want to hear the rest of them yourself?”
“Anyway, Chen Zhongsi and Chen Dasi have no objections, and Huai Qiuying has no objections either,” Chen Mo said.
Huai Qiuying is Chen Mo’s roommate. In fact, it’s not appropriate to call him a roommate, but Feng Su really can’t find any other words that suit their relationship.
A person who likes to listen and promote gossip lives a life worthy of being gossiped about more than anyone else.
Chen Mo and Huai Qiuying lived together, on the same bed. I don’t know when they started, but the unit of time must have been years.He can kiss, and probably… he can also go to bed. Feng Su accidentally saw the marks on the long-haired man when he helped send Chen Xiaosi back once.
Feng Su swore to God that he really just stood at the door for less than half a minute, and his eyes didn’t look around at all.While explaining the purpose of his visit, he sent Chen Xiaosi inside. The person thanked him, said something back, and then turned around and left.The mark was so obvious that he couldn’t even see it, and once he saw it, he couldn’t even think about it.
There was no cover-up, it didn’t look like unwillingness, it didn’t look like being forced, and it didn’t look like a child. If they were lovers, Feng Su wouldn’t even remember it. If Chen Mo hadn’t mentioned to him that he was pregnant with Qiu Ying, Feng Su wouldn’t even know about the magical relationship between them.
If he hadn’t heard Chen Mo say before, “Hua Qiu Ying is at home, she will watch if they don’t tear the house apart too much.” Feng Su casually replied, “Are they lovers?”
If it is a lover, or even a bed partner, there is nothing that can be called “more worthy of being gossiped about than anyone else”. The problem is that Chen Mo’s answer at the time was negative, and for both relationships, Chen Mo expressed negative.None of that. What is it?friend?But the kind that gets laid?
No, if I insist on saying it, it’s one-third relationship, one-third friend, and one-third indifferent.Oops, it’s too troublesome. You can think of it as whatever you want. It’s up to you.
This was the answer Chen Mo gave back then.Feng Su, who was rarely curious about other people’s private lives, only got such an ambiguous answer.It’s not clear what Huai Qiuying thinks about Feng Su, but it’s pretty much the same.Once both parties have reached an agreement, no one else has anything to do with it.
But it can be regarded as letting Feng Su experience what gossip is, but although his evaluation of it is not bad, it is not good, and he is still not interested.
“They just can’t speak human language. If they can, you can see if they have any objections.” Feng Su could see that this person was already having fun. He knew that Chen Mo was unreliable, but he didn’t expect to be so unreliable. Half of the gossip could go astray. Fortunately, Chen Mo had nothing to do with Yan Laixi, and he was not keen on causing trouble for him.Come on, he won’t rebel, but he will definitely not be needed today. Feng Su raised his foot, kicked Chen Mo, and said, “If you have nothing to do, get back quickly. After a while, your guy started fighting with the dog again. If he knotted Chen Dasi’s hair again, I will shave it off, including the man, the dog, and you.”
Huai Qiuying looks lazy and listless all day long. In fact, he is no more trouble-free than Chen Mo. It’s just a dog bite. Anyway, Feng Su is neither a human doctor nor a veterinarian. However, Huai Qiuying seems to have a special liking for tossing Chen Si’s hair. His current achievements include but are not limited to.
I suddenly wanted to dye my own black hair, but after dyeing two locks, I thought it was too troublesome. I happened to see Chen Xiaosi pushing her nose into a small flower pot, so I tried to dye Chen Xiaosi, a Samoyed, into a golden retriever. I found a bunch of turmeric powder, carrots, tea, etc. out of nowhere. Fortunately, I still had some conscience. I was afraid of having any negative effects on the skin, so I only applied it on the ends of the hair.
Chen Zhongsi had just bitten one of his slippers, and when he was tying his hair, he suddenly saw a pair of scissors, so he cut Chen Zhongsi, who was a husky, so that the terraced fields appeared on the body of a husky. From then on, his slippers would be bitten with several holes whenever they were out of sight, and he stopped wearing them at all.
He fell asleep leaning on Chen Dasi, who was an Alaskan. When he woke up, he found that he was on the ground and his hair was still wet. So he tied Chen Dasi’s hair with drool on his head, pinch by pinch, and very patiently.
How on earth these two people and three dogs managed to live together in a house that looked normal and damaged, and even had two pots of flowers, is still an unsolved mystery.
“It’s okay. He usually only uses a method once and will replace it with a new one next time.” Chen Mo said and asked Yan Laixi, finally putting it to some almost useless use, “Brother, are you free these days? Feng Su must be fine. Do you have a chance to go out to play together? I will bring Chen Zhongsi and Chen Dasi with me then.”
Yan Laixi glanced at Feng Su and said, “I have something to do these days. Let’s do it later.”
It seems that it is not almost useless, but completely useless.Not to mention Yan Laixi, this can be regarded as a tactful refusal, so what if Yan Laixi agrees?If he invites Yan Laixi himself, Yan Laixi will also agree, okay?It was just the two of them.
Just like that, the more Feng Su looked at Chen Mo, the more he disliked him, so he drove him away by locking the door and going home.
There is only half of a good day left, but it is still not enough for people to live in peace. It is bound to completely break the saying “No one has to come to me”.
After meeting Yan Laixi, the number of times Feng Su met Lin Yuyou increased rapidly. He had also known that Lin Yuyou had a brother with whom he had a good relationship, but he did not expect that she was a complete brother-controller. He was afraid that he would eat her brother alive even if he saw no one for a day.
However, Yan Laixi still spoiled her and didn’t know how to leave more personal space for herself.
Even if they are not in love now, they are still ambiguous, right?Don’t you want to leave some time and space to flirt?
At the same time, Lin Yuyou was not too happy either.
Her brother told her that he probably wouldn’t be able to stay on the night of the 31st. He would be staying with Feng Su recently, so it might be inconvenient to stay there.
Didn’t you plan to leave after the New Year yesterday?Can Fengsu cast poison?Why didn’t she know that this person had this ability?
Then isn’t this going to be succeeded by Feng Su soon?
So, right in front of Yan Laixi, a smokeless war about himself began.
Lin Yuyou saw that the strategy of reducing the time the two spent together had been broken by the other party, so he made a fundamental change and entered the situation personally. He was bound to act as a crossbar in the middle, forcing a safe social distance and never leaving his post.In human terms, she tried to stay by her brother’s side 24 hours a day.
In this regard, Feng Sufang responded easily and concisely, using his geographical advantage to bluntly express that you are not welcome in my home.
Finally, after the content of the argument ranged from who should live in whose house now to who could take care of Yan Laixi if he was unable to move and lay in bed, it was Yan Laixi himself who ended this increasingly outrageous war.
The method is very simple. First, express that you really need Feng Su’s help, and then tell Lin Yuyou alone that you can wait until you return to the courtyard, unite with the children, and detain Feng Su together.
It was finally solved, but Lin Yuyou was at a disadvantage after all, but he knew that he couldn’t get any better results. Before leaving, he was still making crazy eye attacks at Feng Su, who looked like he was looking for a beating.
Less than three minutes after the official truce, Lin Yuyou received news from the enemy, and Feng Su also found an excuse to go out not long after.
Deliberately avoiding the path that could be seen from the upstairs window, Feng Su found Lin Yuyou, who was shrinking his neck in the cold wind.
Cold makes people tremble, but it also makes people irritable. It cannot freeze the fire, but it can add two drops of oil.
“If you have something to say, say it quickly. If you have a fart, say it quickly.”
Feng Su had no intention of going around in circles with her in the first place, and when he heard what she said, he didn’t even need any foreshadowing. He asked, “Why do you not want your brother to fall in love with me so much?”
Lin Yuyou muttered angrily: “He’s already taken a liking to her.”
“Indeed.” Feng Su, who had no idea how to write the word “modest”, shamelessly affirmed and then corrected his question, “Why do you not want your brother to fall in love with me so much?”
In the beginning, it could be regarded as just annoying friends as usual, but now it’s hard to tell.
Lin Yuyou loves to joke and have fun, but she always has a sense of propriety. She will bother herself by leaving the slope and not walking up the stairs just to cause trouble for Feng Su from time to time. However, she should not continue to do things that seem determined to beat the mandarin ducks just to cause trouble for Feng Su. In fact, it is a completely meaningless struggle and is simply annoying.
Although judging from the results, she didn’t even achieve her goal of annoying people.
“It’s not that I don’t want to.” Lin Yuyou said, “Even if you are not a good person, at least you are not a bad person. At most, you can be said to be unenthusiastic or have a not-so-good personality. Others may find that they can’t stand you after getting to know each other, but as it happens, my brother really can’t. Just like yesterday, if you acted like a gangster, others might slap you, but my brother just couldn’t believe it. Maybe he was dreaming.”
Lin Yuyou’s eyes fell on the ground diagonally in front of him. The person who was bound to shine just now seemed to be trying to bring the two of them together: “If you are more forceful, or even interfere with some of his actions, or become jealous and unreasonable, my brother will not only not be disgusted, but he will probably feel at ease because it is you who took the initiative.”
She glanced at Feng Su indifferently and said, “It will make him feel that you are taking the initiative to approach him and that you are willing. It will also make him feel that you need him and need him, so you will not leave him.”
“My brother, if you don’t take the initiative, he will just retreat. Whether it’s Xiaochi who is shameless and trots closer step by step, or you who are completely shameless and just act like a bandit, in any case, you have to run over and catch him. So… you are actually quite suitable.”
Feng Su waited for her to finish speaking before speaking: “In your eyes, is there no decent way to chase your brother without giving up face? And why am I acting like a gangster? I did it with consent, okay?”
Lin Yuyou rolled his eyes at him and said, “If my brother is so easy to chase, can he still wait until Chi Fu comes to take the position of first love?”
Yes.Feng Su thought, everyone likes good-looking things, and it is natural that good-looking people are more likely to be liked. Yan Laixi has a gentle, gentle and harmless character at first glance. If he is so easy to chase, he is either hurt to the point of losing love, or there is no chance of meeting him at all. Compared with this, face does not seem to be very important.
Although Feng Su didn’t think his behavior was shameful at first.
“所以呢？你說這麽多不都是在誇我嗎？”風宿問，“那為什麽攔着？”
“哈？”一句話差點沒給林予佑氣站起來，“誰誇你了？”
“那就當你是在罵我。”風宿懶得跟她争這個，他沒打算出來太久，只想趕緊問出答案趕緊回去，“所以，為什麽？”
林予佑抿了抿嘴，半張臉埋在圍巾裏，聲音悶悶地說：“不想讓你太輕易。”
“嗯？”
“從第一次見面算到現在才幾天啊，幾天就喜歡上的人，能有多重要。”夜裏降溫冷得厲害，林予佑又往圍巾裏縮了縮脖子，說，“到時候你新鮮勁兒過了自己拍拍屁股走了，我哥怎麽辦啊。”
風宿：“所以你就想利用點煩人但無用的小阻礙給我增加一些難度，強行創造來之不易，讓我想拍拍屁股走人的時候起碼得掂量掂量自己付出了多少，就這麽走了值不值嗎？”
這話說得有點找揍，但林予佑依舊語氣平平，說：“我哥又不是個物件，哪有什麽值不值的，再說你真打算走人的話哪會掂量這些。”
“你對人不像對小動物，沒那麽多耐心，不喜歡給自己找事兒，讨厭麻煩，那我就多給你制造點麻煩，你要走就趕緊走，不走的話也能證明這新鮮勁兒起碼不會過去得太快。”林予佑忽然笑起來，說，“而且根據我的經驗，能麻煩你的人，基本都能一直麻煩你。”
風宿挑眉，問：“所以這算是考驗嗎？題目就這麽透露給我了？”
“不算啊。”林予佑說，“你知不知道題目又不影響結果，而且這個結果你我應該都不能保證，頂多算是實驗。”
風宿：“如果我說我能保證呢？”
“想說新鮮勁兒不會讓你這麽跟變了個人似的？我不信，不是自己得出來的答案不靠譜。而且嘴上說說那不是怎麽都行？沒一點可信度。”林予佑說，“而且你不是沒喜歡過人嗎，萬一是你感覺錯了呢？”
“那就随你。”風宿說，“反正你哥現在向着我，你別說給我添點麻煩了，連給我添點堵都做不到。”
“……”
“我腦抽了嗎跟你說這些……你等着，老娘勢必讓小稀哥踹了你！”