IHNMSL Chapter 53
by Volare“It’s not a hassle, it’s just that I encountered a strange, sick Female Bug in my life, and I don’t know how to solve it.”
During lunch break, all the other Bugs went out to eat, only Yao was sitting alone at his workstation, browsing the optical brain. The electronic glow illuminated his face, coating it with a soft light.
oli: “Can you tell me more about it?”
Perhaps worried about Yao’s situation, the usually serious online friend sent a cute puppy head-patting emoticon for the first time to comfort him.
The online friend oli doesn’t know Yao well, they are just strangers who met by chance on the internet. The territory of the Bug Clan is too vast. If they are in different star systems, they may be hundreds of millions of light-years apart.
Yao briefly introduced what happened.
The poor little Male Bug not only forgot his dating experience, but also completely forgot the most important lesson that the Male Bug Academy taught from childhood, which is to maintain the most basic vigilance against Female Bugs.
For the simple reason that he felt Chen Xing didn’t seem like a bad Bug, he casually picked him up and brought him home. If the teachers knew about their good student’s silly behavior, they would definitely cry in the restroom.
oli: ……
oli: “Are you saying that you invited a strange Female Bug home, and developed to the point of sharing a bed with him after knowing him for less than a day?”
“Little cutie, do you like him?”
Yao blinked, not understanding: “What does this have to do with liking? It’s just that there were no extra beds, and my bed is wide enough, so I shared half of it with him.”
Yao is young and inexperienced and may not have thought too much about it, but the other party’s agreeing to share a bed clearly shows that they had unusual ideas about Yao from the very first day.
oli: “Female Bugs are strong and sturdy, not to mention sleeping on the sofa, they can sleep on the ground, on pebbles, or even on knives without any problem. Why would they need you to share half of your bed?”
Yao’s conscience couldn’t let him do that, he didn’t want to be a vicious employer.
Yao didn’t know Chen Xing’s physical fitness specifically, he was used to taking himself as a reference, weakly said “Ah,” and concernedly said: “But sleeping on the ground is too cold, he will catch a cold.”
As for oli’s suggestion of sleeping on pebbles or knives, that was even more impossible.
On the other end of the internet, the oli online friend fell into a mysterious silence.
Oliver hissed as he looked at the terrible reply on the optical brain. This kid is really stubborn… Which teacher taught you your safety education? This is serious dereliction of duty!!! Their education certificate should be revoked.
What time is it and he’s still feeling sorry for the other party? The Female Bug disregarded his wishes and forcibly kissed him, and this silly Male Bug didn’t even call the police, and actually treated it as a minor problem?
Oliver thought that Yao must be on a very remote and backward planet, receiving the wrong education, and his mind was being brainwashed by those damned Female Bugs.
Are the local Male Bug Aid Stations just there for show? The consequence of Male Bugs being brainwashed is only becoming the plaything of Female Bugs. Oliver couldn’t think of any other possibility.
The reason he was interested when he accidentally saw Yao’s help post was entirely because of Oliver’s keen intuition: on the other side of the internet must be a silly, stupid Male Bug.
Unwanted Female Bugs should be kicked out as soon as possible. Having a walking time bomb in the house, that disgusting Female Bug either found out early on that Yao was a Male Bug and had ulterior motives, or was a lesbian pervert. In either case, it was very unfavorable to Yao.
Oliver was very worried, and his tone became anxious.
oli: “Your mouth has been swollen from being kissed, feel sorry for yourself first. Do you want to be done to death in bed by him? He forcibly kissed you, aren’t you angry? If I were you, I would definitely preserve the evidence immediately and call the police to arrest him!”
Yao was shocked: “Call the police… is it that serious? It’s not that bad…”
The place where the skin was broken had been smeared with ointment, and it was already much better now. Yao didn’t feel any discomfort, and even the spiritual tendrils that liked to entangle the Female Bug while sleeping had solidified a bit.
Yao didn’t think that what the other party did was some heinous crime… but oli was very angry… Did his expression cause oli to misunderstand?
The kind-hearted little Male Bug defended Chen Xing: “He’s a good Bug. Besides liking to kiss people randomly, I think he’s pretty good in other areas… he cooks well, he can coax the little ones, he’s reliable in doing things, many good points.”
“Besides, he’s homeless, how can I drive him away? What if his mind has problems and he likes to bite people randomly, and he can’t find a job and can’t get food? He bit me, and I not only hit him, but also bit him back… it’s already even.”
oli: “How could it be even! You are a Male Bug… from the beginning, you are the one who is at a disadvantage. Even if you actively invite him to bed, without the next command, if the Female Bug’s pheromones go out of control and his JJ explodes, he can only endure it and cannot touch you! This is a matter of principle.”
Yao completely dared not answer, he knew oli was angry.
“He didn’t know I was a Male Bug at first, it wasn’t intentional…” The little Male Bug, whose elbows were turned outward, couldn’t help but reply.
Oliver, who was in the center of power in Central Star, had seen too many of those Female Bugs’ despicable methods: drugging, coercion. Every accident in the arbitration court was a bloody lesson.
Even if Aikman put in a lot of effort to constantly revise the Male Bug Protection Act to deter criminals, so what? The existing pain cannot be erased, and those lost lives cannot come back.
oli: “Don’t call the police? Then what if he forcibly kisses you again later, or does something even more excessive to you? What are you going to do? Are you willing to accept it?”
Oliver’s words stumped Yao. Yao definitely wasn’t willing, otherwise he wouldn’t have panicked and asked for help from netizens.
The Female Bug’s kiss was obsessive and devout, mixed with a faint resentment when he noticed Yao’s retreat.
Yao couldn’t respond to his strong emotions, he only felt terror, his hair stood on end. For some reason, memories flashed, and Yao remembered the sticky feeling on his body when he first woke up on Black Star.
His tail hook pierced the body of an unknown Black Star Bug, it was dirty and disgusting…
Oliver was genuinely considering Yao’s safety. He couldn’t leave a dangerous element in the house. He also had a Female Consort, although Anzu was soon not going to be. Oliver understood the horror of Female Bugs even more.
Once they have determined on a Female Bug, it would be a lifelong entanglement.
oli: “Have you had a Female Bug before? He has such thoughts about you. If you don’t solve it as soon as possible, you will get into big trouble sooner or later.”
Oliver’s attitude softened.
oli: “Little cutie, it’s okay if you don’t call the police, think clearly and give me your coordinates in time, and brother will help you solve this trouble.”
Yao’s one wrong step would only lead to more wrong steps. He must not give Female Bugs a good look, so they would have unrealistic delusions.
“Female Bugs will never know how to be satisfied…”
Oliver had been there, he worked for the federal high-level, and once was immensely passionate about his career, and was also fortunate that this career could pave the way for his Female Consort, Anzu, and help him rise to prominence.
Anzu had ambition and strength, and even a strong family background to match, but unfortunately, in his era, a commoner military Female Bug named Chris suddenly emerged.
The young Bug who was just beginning to show his talent was selected by the highest intelligence brain, and climbed up to the Klink family, transforming from an ordinary military Female whose strength and status were not as good as his.
The only advantage, Anzu’s proud noble bloodline, was also vanished under the light of Chris’ Male Master’s pure blood.
As long as the Duke stands by Chris for a day, the future, status, and various resources will flow to him continuously.
Outside the door.
Anzu had been waiting for a long time.
The Male Master didn’t like him, even the Female Consort didn’t have the qualification to enter Oliver’s villa.
The Female Bug who had just returned from a break from the battlefield was covered in dust, the hideous wound across his waist was still constantly bleeding. Having not had time to treat it and having experienced high-intensity wormhole jumps across several star systems, even the top Female Bug with a powerful body had a pale face.
The housekeeper notified Oliver, and only received a simple “wait.”
If Oliver didn’t come, Anzu would keep kneeling. The clock went halfway around, and the Male Bug remembered this matter only after finishing all the work.
His nominal Female Consort had been kneeling all morning, as proper and beautiful as the uniform he was used to wearing.
Oliver knew that his Female Consort was injured, he smelled the strong smell of blood. The Female Bug’s face was pale, his clothes were soaked with cold sweat, and the top button that he would usually button was missing one, and now the whole row was buttoned incorrectly without him noticing.
As a military Female Bug, Anzu was strictly cultivated by his family since he was a child, and his tolerance was even more extraordinary. Oliver had never found him making such a low-level mistake.
How interesting?
“Male Master, I have found the best orthopedic doctor in the Bug Clan to check for you,” Anzu said cautiously, not good at trying to figure out the Male Bug’s mood, and couldn’t say gentle words.
Every time he angered Oliver, he would only foolishly hold up the torture tools and ask the Male Master for punishment.
Oliver was annoyed, he was tired of this kind of life.
The ankle sprain had long been healed. Less than three minutes after the injury, the exclusive doctor had been grabbed by the fierce guard Bugs to inject him with painkillers.
Anzu’s distance was too far, and there was signal blocking on the battlefield, so the news was delayed, which was normal.
Oliver faintly lowered his eyes: “Anzu, I’m already better, I don’t need it.”
The ankle sprain was an accident, and it had nothing to do with Anzu. The Female Bug didn’t have to come to him to plead guilty.
Although in the law, if a Male Bug suffers any injuries, the Female Consort needs to bear an undeniable responsibility, and Anzu did not fulfill his nursing duties.
But Oliver was not a fragile dodder that could not live without a Female Bug. Anzu also had his own work, and could not stay by his side like other Bugs all the time.
Just when he went out to eat, he happened to meet a waiter Male Bug named Jile at the club, he was harassed by a former Female Bug guest, and Oliver stepped forward to stop him, and accidentally sprained his ankle.
Anzu didn’t know if this was a coincidence, or if the Male Master had slept with that Male Bug once and still missed him. In short, this was not a good sign.
“If you like that lover, Male Master, I can help him terminate the contract with the club, take him out and send him to you. I won’t touch him, you can play with him as you like.”
Anzu lost his dignity, and even took the initiative to arrange a lover for Oliver.
In fact, Oliver didn’t have a deep impression of that Male Bug, and almost couldn’t remember his name, but Anzu remembered it clearly.
“No need.” Oliver sneered, not knowing if Anzu’s head was filled with water or grass. He was such a smart Bug on the battlefield, but he became a fool in front of him.
The divorce application had been drafted, and the reason for the application was emotional breakdown. At this moment, it was quietly lying in the mailbox, not sent out. He planned to wait for Anzu to completely end this battle and return triumphantly before mentioning it.
In the beginning, for Anzu’s career, they jointly negotiated and did not choose to have children, saving a lot of trouble for the divorce division.
This villa was a wedding gift from Anzu, and Oliver would not take anything away.
Oliver and Anzu were married for family reasons. It would be difficult to obtain family approval if they unilaterally filed for divorce. If Anzu refused, the divorce process would only be indefinitely delayed and difficult to succeed.
This Female Bug was the most proud and could not tolerate betrayal. Oliver hoped that Anzu would be sensible and sign the divorce papers as quickly as his colleague Chris to set him free.
Chris had no love for the Duke, but what about Anzu, what would he choose? Oliver had no clue.
They had known each other since childhood, plus twenty years of married life, it was impossible to have no feelings.
Even his Male Parent and Female Parent didn’t understand why Oliver had to get a divorce, and persuaded him to be more open-minded. Wasn’t Anzu good enough to him?
Was he really good? Oliver didn’t want to think about these meaningless things. In the future, he would walk his sunny path and I would cross my single-plank bridge, it would be best if we didn’t interfere with each other.
Oliver clicked on the little sun conversation on the optical brain again.
Yao replied: “I can’t hurt him, I’ll solve it myself…”
The little Male Bug’s stubbornness was inappropriate, this was not something he could solve alone. Oliver supported his forehead, his heart was breaking for this young little brother on the internet.