ASSHKHME Chapter 58

Chapter 58: Tiger and Wolf Words

Ten minutes ago, they were still arguing and bickering. Five minutes ago, they officially confirmed their relationship.

Now they’re actually starting to discuss such deep topics.

In less than half an hour, Xie Yu, the homophobic straight man, was as if his Ren and Du meridians had been opened.

Not only was he willing to be a homosexual with a boyfriend, but he was also showing such enthusiasm for the idea of sleeping with a man…

Chen Zhuo poked Xie Yu’s waist, with an unspeakable hint, and raised an eyebrow, “Are you so accepting now? Do you even know how men do it?”

Before Xie Yu could answer, he continued, “Oh, right, I showed you some pr0n. That was, two months ago? I remember you saying something like, ‘Who would like a man’s a$$h0l€! How disgusting!’ Are you now able to accept an-al s-ex?”

Xie Yu was choked by Chen Zhuo’s so direct and frank questioning, “Can you be a little more careful with your words in broad daylight? How can you just blurt out such tiger and wolf words? Besides…”

He was a little embarrassed and a little awkward, his gaze couldn’t help but dart to Chen Zhuo’s lower body.

“Besides, people change, right? Other people’s are disgusting, but yours, well, I’m quite… quite eager to f*ck you.”

“Slap.” A crisp sound interrupted Xie Yu’s heartfelt confession.

Xie Yu “ow”-ed, covering his mouth, and annoyed, “Ah, why did you hit my mouth! Didn’t you ask me!”

Chen Zhuo’s handsome face was flushed, it was hard to tell if it was anger or shyness, and he scolded him in a low voice, “You’re a lunatic, who told you to say that? You have the nerve to say I’m using tiger and wolf words? Look at what you’re saying!”

Xie Yu was dissatisfied, “Then what do you want me to say? Something more euphemistic? Say I want to do some love exercises with you? Isn’t it the same thing? We’re both guys, isn’t that all we have in our dirty minds? Don’t you want to?”

Chen Zhuo was speechless, this guy was gay now, but his thought process still seemed straight.

Chen Zhuo stood up, glared at him, and said unhappily, “Fine, fine, I can’t be bothered to talk to you, I’m leaving.”

“Hey! What’s your rush!” Xie Yu took the opportunity to grab Chen Zhuo’s wrist and gently tugged.

Chen Zhuo tripped over the leg of the table, staggered backward, and happened to sit on his lap, with his waist encircled.

Chen Zhuo looked at the camera in the corner flashing a red light and pried at his fingers, “What are you doing? This is a classroom, the monitor is filming, don’t mess around.”

“So what if it films? We’re not taking our clothes off.”

Xie Yu recklessly spoke nonsense, pulled Chen Zhuo’s wrist to his mouth, and kissed his cold bracelet, “What’s wrong with me hugging my boyfriend? I have a title.”

Chen Zhuo’s heart was itching from Xie Yu’s small actions, and he lowered his head to touch the corner of his lips, and said softly, “Look how cocky you’re getting.”

Xie Yu buried his head in the hollow of his neck and took a deep sniff, “Hmm, you changed your shower gel? Don’t change it, I like the citrus scent.”

Chen Zhuo smiled, teasing him, “Are you a puppy? Your nose is so good.”

The two of them were being all clingy and whispering sweet nothings in the corner.

The quiet space was suddenly broken by a rapid ringtone, Chen Zhuo was very sensitive to this kind of sudden noise, and shivered in Xie Yu’s arms.

Xie Yu comforted him by stroking his back, silently cursing, “Who is it, calling me at this time, with no tact at all.”

Chen Zhuo reached out from Xie Yu’s coat pocket and took out his phone, glancing at the note jumping on the phone screen: “Who is Xie Bro?”

Xie Yu: “… Cough, my dad.”

He pressed answer.

Xie Liangjun’s full-bodied voice came from the phone speaker, with surprise: “Son, you said you have someone you like? Really? Which family’s girl is it? Do your mother and I know her?”

Xie Yu raised his eyes and glanced at Chen Zhuo, “Really, don’t worry so much, why do parents have to worry about everything when I’m dating.”

Footsteps came from the other side of the phone.

He only heard Xie Liangjun say “Wife, slow down”, followed by Cheng Tangyu’s voice, happily saying: “You’re dating?”

Xie Yu was silent for two seconds, then raised his eyes to look at Chen Zhuo, his dark pupils revealing innocence.

Chen Zhuo smiled silently, and mouthed to him: “Idiot.”

Xie Yu patted Chen Zhuo’s side waist, emphasizing: “Well, anyway, you two don’t ask, don’t worry, don’t interfere, this is my own business.”

Cheng Tangyu hummed: “You brat, who wants to bother with you, is there enough money to spend? In the future, have your dad give you an extra hundred every month.”

Xie Yu’s eyes lit up: “Thank you, Mom.”

Xie Liangjun coughed, “That, Xiao Yu, tomorrow is Saturday, come home, your parents have something to tell you.”

Xie Yu suspiciously “hmm”-ed: “What is it? Just say it on the phone, I have class Saturday morning.”

Xie Liangjun said: “Then you come back in the afternoon, stay at home for one night and then go back, it’s settled then, hanging up.”

Xie Yu looked at the phone that had already been hung up, “Mysterious, is it good news or bad news? Why do I feel uneasy.”

Chen Zhuo saw that he had finished the call, and only then dared to speak: “You’ll know when you go back to see? May I ask a presumptuous question, the one hundred that Auntie mentioned just now, what’s the unit?”

Xie Yu casually said: “Ten thousand, what can one hundred dollars do?”

Chen Zhuo pursed his lips, “I really want to fight with you rich people.”

Xie Yu put away his phone and asked seemingly casually, “Didn’t Xu Qingyou give you a card? There should be a lot of money in it, right?”

Chen Zhuo asked: “How do you know he gave me a card?”

Xie Yu said: “I just happened to see it, that, in the future don’t spend his money, spend mine, I have a lot of money.”

Chen Zhuo raised his eyebrows slightly, his fingertips stroked across Xie Yu’s collar, and said ambiguously: “Is my boyfriend going to be my ATM?”

Hearing this title, he felt good inside.

The corners of Xie Yu’s mouth couldn’t help but curl up, “Yeah, an ATM that doesn’t dispense change, spend it as you like.”

“Alright, it’s not needed, and I haven’t spent Qingyou-ge’s money, I still have my parents’ compensation money, enough for me to live on.”

Chen Zhuo pinched off a small curly hair stuck to the shoulder of Xie Yu’s coat, “Let’s go, let’s go eat, I’m hungry.”

Xie Yu followed him out of the classroom, naturally putting his arm around Chen Zhuo’s shoulders, “You can spend it or not, but I want to spend it on you, and you can’t control it, are you cold? Let me give you my coat to wear.”

“Don’t, no need, I’m not cold.”

Chen Zhuo stopped him from taking off his coat, “In the future, pay attention in public places, don’t let people suspect.”

Xie Yu pinched his face and “smacked” him.

“Why do I care what others think? Are we vampires? Are we so afraid of the light? Why do we have to look at other people’s expressions when we’re dating.”

“Ugh, I’m really convinced by you! Don’t touch me.” Chen Zhuo pushed him away, rubbed his cheeks, and looked around.

Fortunately, everyone was eating at this time, and there were few people walking around the campus, so no one noticed them here.

Xie Yu was annoyed, “You…”

Chen Zhuo gave him a warning glare, “You be honest with me, I don’t have a habit of broadcasting my sexuality, and also, your parents are counting on you to have a girlfriend, what do you think will happen if they find out?”

Xie Yu was speechless, “I…”

Chen Zhuo asked: “Can you be more low-key?”

Xie Yu: “… Can.”