ASSHKHME Chapter 56

Chapter 56: Hehe

Xie Yu chuckled softly, not saying a word, just looking at him.

No wonder he didn’t reply to his messages, no wonder he stubbornly kept walking forward like a mule. So he thought he was contacting girls and got unhappy.

Xie Yu felt secretly delighted. Chen Zhuo’s jealous appearance was so cute. He definitely likes me! Hmph! Stubborn guy!

Chen Zhuo was angered by his laughter and felt embarrassed. He seriously emphasized again and again, “Xie Yu, I really don’t care who you like!”

Xie Yu pinched his tense little face with two fingers and shook it. It was soft, smooth, and felt really good. “Yeah, yeah, I understand, I understand everything.”

Chen Zhuo got annoyed whenever he saw Xie Yu’s grinning face. He slapped his hand away, extended two middle fingers, and gestured forcefully: “You understand shit!”

Xie Yu’s sharp eyebrows and eyes were tinged with a smile. He took the opportunity to grab his fingers and pinch them: “Little Zhuo’er, why are you acting cute? So adorable~”

Chen Zhuo gave him a complex look and rolled his eyes. He pulled out his fingers and walked away quickly as if racing: “Don’t follow me! You’re annoying!”

“Chen Zhuo’er, listen to my explanation. Things aren’t what you think.” Xie Yu laughed and was about to follow him when he lifted his foot.

Suddenly, a bastard popped out of nowhere right in front of him and put his arm around Chen Zhuo’s shoulder. Xie Yu’s face immediately turned as black as the bottom of a pot.

He saw that the person had a small bun tied behind his head, his head tilted on Chen Zhuo’s shoulder: “We met again! Darling! Want to eat together?”

Xie Yu’s anger surged out, and without thinking twice, he stepped forward and pushed him away, pulling Chen Zhuo to his side. He said gloomily, “Who is this stick insect? Can’t even straighten his tongue and calls people darling. Who are you calling darling!?”

Jiang Song was suddenly pushed away by Xie Yu, and his slender and weak body staggered and almost fell.

After seeing Xie Yu’s face clearly, his eyes widened instantly: “It’s you!”

Such a classic line. Chen Zhuo looked at Xie Yu suspiciously, “You two know each other?”

Xie Yu sized Jiang Song up and down with disdain, struck a pose of an arrogant main wife, put his arm around Chen Zhuo’s shoulder, and scoffed, “Don’t know him, heh.”

Jiang Song gnashed his teeth in anger, and said with a fake smile, “You’ve already forgotten? A month ago at Jucine Bar, ice bucket, police station, written guarantee!”

Chen Zhuo seemed to be thoughtful. No wonder Xie Yu came back so late that day. So he had been taken to the police station.

Hearing these keywords, Xie Yu’s expression changed. He carefully looked at Jiang Song and asked a soul-searching question: “It’s you? Did you look like this that night?”

Jiang Song’s eyes went dark. “Otherwise? I always wear light makeup, okay? What’s wrong with your eyes? Are you face-blind?!”

He looked at Chen Zhuo aggrievedly: “I look the same before and after makeup, right?”

Chen Zhuo comforted him: “Yes, the same, both are beautiful, don’t listen to his nonsense.”

Xie Yu frowned, dissatisfied: “Who are you siding with? What’s his relationship with you?”

Chen Zhuo asked him: “What were you doing at a gay bar?”

Xie Yu was speechless, but quickly turned the tables and asked a series of questions: “How do you know it’s a gay bar? Have you been there? What were you doing there? How do you two know each other?”

The last time they went to a bar together in their dormitory, Xie Yu saw that it wasn’t Chen Zhuo’s first time going, and Chen Zhuo was harassed by gay men even in that ordinary bar. Not to mention a gay bar with such a strong focus?

Xie Yu still remembered how disgusting those greasy and ambiguous gazes on him were. If Chen Zhuo, this delicate and lovely white rabbit, went in, wouldn’t he be immediately targeted?

Xie Yu remembered Jiang Song’s initiative that day, and when he thought that Chen Zhuo might have been subjected to this level of harassment, his face became even more unsightly.

Jiang Song looked at Xie Yu, then looked at Chen Zhuo, and suddenly realized.

So Chen Zhuo was the “he” that Xie Yu was talking about, the one he “sometimes wanted to beat up, and sometimes wanted to hug”!

And Xie Yu was probably the straight man that Chen Zhuo liked!

Jiang Song covered his mouth in surprise. Oh my god, is this the legendary two-way crush?

But the atmosphere between these two seemed a little off. It felt like they were about to fight?

Chen Zhuo noticed Xie Yu’s sudden change in emotions. He could guess with his toenails what amazing things he was imagining now.

This homophobic, half-bent guy really had deep-rooted stereotypes about homosexuals.

Last time, he just went to a resort with Xu Qingyou, and Xie Yu was already saying nonsense like “being picky” and “not eating the grass by the nest”. Not to mention that Jiang Song in front of him was a genuine gay.

Chen Zhuo asked in a low voice, “What are you thinking about?”

Xie Yu moved his lips, turned his face away, and said stiffly, “Nothing.”

Chen Zhuo chuckled softly. He didn’t know if he was really that bad. They had been together for so long, but Xie Yu still thought of him this way.

Perhaps in Xie Yu’s eyes, homosexuals all loved to mess around, including him, and he was not worthy of being trusted.

Normally, Chen Zhuo would have explained to Xie Yu that he had never been to a gay bar.

But today, Xie Yu didn’t even explain to him about adding that girl on WeChat! So why should he explain this kind of thing to a roommate?

“Jiang Jiang, I don’t have much of an appetite today. Let’s eat together next time.”

After Chen Zhuo greeted Jiang Song, he bumped Xie Yu’s shoulder and turned onto the small road opposite the cafeteria with a gloomy face.

“Chen Zhuo!” Xie Yu couldn’t care about anything else and quickly followed.

Jiang Song stood in the wind, confused. He scratched his head and looked blank. What’s going on?

Why did they suddenly start a chase scene? Is love really this abstract?

Chen Zhuo walked very fast.

It was dinner time, and there were many students coming to the cafeteria. They were going against the flow of people, and their looks and height were already eye-catching. Xie Yu couldn’t pull Chen Zhuo around in front of so many people.

Finally, at a bend, Xie Yu found an opportunity, grabbed Chen Zhuo’s wrist, and half-hugged and half-pulled him into an empty classroom in the adjacent teaching building and closed the door.

Chen Zhuo shook off Xie Yu’s hand with a disgusted and unwilling attitude, not saying a word.

Xie Yu turned Chen Zhuo’s shoulders so they stood face to face. He asked, “Why are you running? Why are you angry again?”

“Again?!”

Chen Zhuo raised his head, his bright eyes slightly red under the shadow of the hat brim, as if he was extremely angry, or as if he was extremely wronged.

He turned his head, pressed down on the brim of his hat, trying to hide his true emotions.

But he couldn’t help but choke out, “What do you mean again?! Shouldn’t I be angry for being inexplicably suspected by you? Do you think I messed around with Jiang Song? Why do you think of me that way? Xie Yu, I’m very curious, what kind of image do I have in your heart?”

Xie Yu had never seen Chen Zhuo reveal such a sad expression. He subconsciously reached out to take his hand, but it was shaken off.

He hurriedly explained, “What are you talking about? I didn’t think of you that way at all! I’m just… I just get angry when I think about you being stared at with those dirty eyes in a gay bar. Don’t go to that kind of place, and don’t hang out with that stick insect just now. He’s not a good person.”

Chen Zhuo’s anger subsided a little, but he still couldn’t help but retort, “Don’t give people nicknames. If you’re such a good person, what were you doing there? Going to gay bars and going on blind dates! How impressive! Oh right! How could I not have thought of it? You’re bisexual, aren’t you!”

“What blind date? How did I go on a blind date? What’s bisexual? Don’t keep labeling me, I’m not! I’m not!”

Xie Yu’s head was throbbing. Why were there more accusations the more he tried to comfort him?

Was this right?

Chen Zhuo pulled out a chair and sat down, crossing his legs and shaking them. “Hehe, bah, I don’t believe a word you say.”

Xie Yu: “…” Life is so hard.