ASSHKHME Chapter 1

Chapter 1 Ill-fated Relationship

Jiangbei University, Principal’s Office.

Two boys, both over 1.8 meters tall, stood side by side in front of the desk, both with injuries on their faces.

One lowered his head, seemingly reflecting and listening to the reprimand, but was actually admiring his new shoes.

The other had his hands in his pockets, openly watching the small birds building a nest in the poplar tree outside the window.

“There are so many people in the school! What a fate that you two from different departments can become roommates! Not only do you not cherish it, but you’re fighting! What does that look like!”

Principal Zhang, who was about to retire, slapped the table hard, and the wrinkles on his face trembled along with it.

“It’s simply lawless! Audacious! Don’t think that donating some money to the school means you can ignore school rules! I’ve already contacted your parents!”

Hearing the last sentence, Chen Zhuo, who was admiring his new shoes, had some emotional fluctuations. He raised his head, revealing a handsome face.

His features and face shape were impeccable, but there was a bruise on his cheekbone, which made him look somewhat pitiful. He frowned and said, “Call my guardian?”

“Oh, Lao Zhang, we’re adults, not little kids. Why call our parents?”

Xie Yu, who was watching the birds next to him, also turned his head. His handsome and rebellious left face clearly had a palm print, and there were three scratch marks on his neck.

These injuries, combined with his ruffianly temperament, added a touch of ambiguous amorousness, making it look less like a fight and more like he had been spoiled by a mistress.

Xie Yu was really speechless!

This Chen Zhuo looked well-behaved and handsome, but who knew that not only was his mouth poisoned, but he also fought dirty!

It was a completely low-down fighting style!

When his strength couldn’t match, he would use his nails and teeth, kicking, punching, biting, and scratching, like a pig during the New Year, incredibly difficult to deal with.

He couldn’t hold him down at all, and Xie Yu was covered in sweat.

There was still a fresh tooth mark on the back of his right hand in his pocket, probably already purple, and it hurt terribly.

Xie Yu didn’t want to take it out, because he felt ashamed.

“Hey! Is that how you address Lao Zhang?!”

Principal Zhang slapped the table again, only hoping that these little rascals in the school wouldn’t cause him any trouble, so that he could retire perfectly and gloriously.

“Knock, knock—” After two knocks on the door, Chen Zhuo’s guardian pushed the door open and entered.

He was dressed in a sharp suit, as if he had just come from some important meeting. His eyebrows and eyes were cold and stern. He was a young man no more than twenty-six or twenty-seven years old.

After casually greeting Principal Zhang, Xu Qingyou bypassed Xie Yu and went straight to Chen Zhuo.

Chen Zhuo lowered his head, finally showing some nervousness or guilt for doing something wrong, “Brother.”

“Raise your head and let me see.” Xu Qingyou’s eyes fell on the bruise on Chen Zhuo’s cheekbone, and he frowned, “Are there any other injuries?”

Chen Zhuo shook his head.

Xu Qingyou coldly swept a glance at Xie Yu, who was standing next to him, arrogant and unruly.

Xie Yu keenly sensed the hostility coming from the male, immediately stood up straight, restrained his nonchalant attitude, and met Xu Qingyou’s gaze without dodging.

After seeing Xie Yu’s messy injuries clearly, Xu Qingyou inconspicuously withdrew his gaze.

Who was right and who was wrong, who had the upper hand, was not easy to say now.

After waiting another ten minutes, Xie Yu’s mother arrived late.

She was a well-maintained woman with a gentle and virtuous temperament. She came up and kicked Xie Yu first.

“You brat! You never let your mother have a moment of peace!”

In front of Chen Zhuo and Xu Qingyou, Xie Yu felt ashamed, and immediately became angry, roaring a little, “Mom! What are you doing in public!”

Cheng Tangyu glared at him with disappointment, and after seeing Xu Qingyou, she was stunned, and after seeing Chen Zhuo next to Xu Qingyou, she was stunned again.

After the surprise, a look of joy appeared, “You are, you are Xiao Zhuo, right? You’ve grown so much.”

Chen Zhuo was at a loss, with absolutely no impression of this aunt.

Cheng Tangyu looked at Chen Zhuo with loving eyes, “You look so much like your mother. When you and Xie Yu weren’t born yet, your mother and I even betrothed you two with ‘betrothed from the womb’.”

Xie Yu was dumbfounded: “??”

Chen Zhuo was doubly dumbfounded: “??”

Xu Qingyou’s expression remained unchanged.

Principal Zhang didn’t expect to eat such gossip, and said with a smile: “Fortunately, they are both male. If they were a couple, they would tear the house down.”

“Unfortunately, later we went to another city because of Xie Yu’s father’s work, and I never thought…sigh.”

Cheng Tangyu was a little sad and changed the subject, “Xie Yu, you saw Xiao Zhuo’s photo when you were a kid, did you forget? At that time, your drool dripped all over my phone screen.”

Xie Yu widened his eyes and said urgently, “Mom! Don’t spread rumors! That never happened!”

Xu Qingyou coughed lightly, interrupting the conversation between the mother and son, and said calmly, “Ms. Cheng, let’s deal with the conflict between the two children first.”

“Oh, right.” Cheng Tangyu sat on the sofa opposite Xu Qingyou and couldn’t help but look at Chen Zhuo, “I was so busy reminiscing.”

Principal Zhang solemnly asked: “Now that the guardians have arrived, Xie Yu, Chen Zhuo, tell me, what exactly happened? Why did you fight?”

Chen Zhuo glanced at Xie Yu and spoke first: “I was sleeping in bed, and he was making a lot of noise downstairs like he was tearing down the house. I asked him to be quieter, and he said the dorm wasn’t my home.”

Cheng Tangyu lectured, “Xie Yu, how many times have I told you, don’t be so self-willed! Can’t you be a little considerate when other people are sleeping?”

Xie Yu stared at Chen Zhuo and twitched the corners of his lips, “He told me to make time to hire a few more tutors.”

Cheng Tangyu and Principal Zhang were puzzled: “Why?”

Xu Qingyou was thoughtful.

Xie Yu smiled insincerely, his tone grim: “Because this kid was scolding me for having no upbringing.”

Cheng Tangyu: “…”

Xu Qingyou: “.”

Principal Zhang cleared his throat, “Then who made the first move? How did a verbal dispute turn into a physical fight?”

Chen Zhuo, who was lowering his head and picking at the back of the sofa, said slowly, “He grabbed my collar.”

“So you bit me? Are you a dog!”

Xie Yu’s right hand in his pocket was throbbing with pain. He couldn’t bear it any longer and took a step forward, but before he could get close to Chen Zhuo, Cheng Tangyu pulled him back.

“Mr. Xu, you see, we’re all acquaintances. These are just two kids who haven’t gotten over their rebellious phase. It’s normal for young men to have some small friction, ‘no fight, no acquaintance’.”

Cheng Tangyu added, “Of course, Xie Yu, it’s mainly your fault. If you could think more about others, would this have happened today?”

Xie Yu’s temper rose, but Cheng Tangyu glared at him, and he suppressed it, snorting in anger.

After listening to Cheng Tangyu’s words, Xu Qingyou said in a light voice, “Xiao Zhuo, you’re also at fault. What adults should do is resolve conflicts, not amplify them.”

Chen Zhuo “Mm” said, “Got it.”

Xu Qingyou looked at Principal Zhang, “Principal Zhang, can you switch their dorm rooms?”