TLCBITAR Chapter 79

Chapter 79: Who Says Girlfriends Must Be Shorter Than Boyfriends?

Time slipped away quietly, and before they knew it, it was time to leave school.

There weren’t supposed to be any classes in the afternoon, but Old Qu had a sudden whim and organized an English oral dialogue competition, causing everyone to groan in dismay.

Chen Qihang packed up his things and was about to get up and leave when Zhou Zhou grabbed the hem of his shirt.

Zhou Zhou stood up, looking down at him with a half-smile, “Where are you running off to? We agreed to buy a little dress.”

Chen Qihang immediately turned red in the face and said reluctantly, “Cross-dressing… don’t you think it’s perverted?”

“Don’t think so, because… I’m not the one wearing it.” Zhou Zhou chuckled.

Chen Qihang was dragged by Zhou Zhou’s arm towards the outside of the classroom, muttering non-stop, “Why can’t you wear it! Who says girlfriends must be shorter than boyfriends!”

Zhou Zhou said with a straight face, “It’s very unnatural for me to wear women’s clothes, and it will attract the attention of a large number of male compatriots. If my true identity is discovered, we’ll both be kicked out.”

Chen Qihang hesitated for a long time and was persuaded by him. For Su Wanxing, he would take the plunge. It’s just wearing women’s clothes, it won’t cost him anything.

The two took a taxi to the most famous pedestrian street in Yucheng, weaved through the crowd, and entered a women’s clothing store.

Several girls were gathered inside the store, and they couldn’t help but feel curious when they saw two big boys like Zhou Zhou and Chen Qihang walk in.

The proprietress’s eyes lit up, and she quickly walked over, “Two handsome guys, welcome to Miss Catty! Are you buying clothes for your girlfriends?”

Zhou Zhou pushed Chen Qihang in front of the proprietress, his eyes curved into a smile, “Yeah, get a sexy and good-looking dress for him to try on. My girlfriend is about the same size as him.”

The proprietress looked Chen Qihang up and down, patted her chest and guaranteed, “Come to the fitting room to change clothes, I’ll get you some nice dresses.”

Chen Qihang blushed and awkwardly walked into the fitting room.

Five minutes later, the door opened a crack.

Zhou Zhou pulled the door open, revealing Chen Qihang inside wearing a cream-colored puffy dress.

“Pfft, hahaha.” He couldn’t help but laugh, until the corners of his eyes were wet, then he cleared his throat and said, “Seriously, if you wear a wig and put on makeup, no one would recognize you as a man.”

Chen Qihang was so angry that his mouth twitched wildly, “What do you mean? Are you saying I look effeminate?”

Zhou Zhou reached out and touched his ruffled hair, his face serious, “I didn’t say that word. Well, no need to try on the other dresses, let’s just take this one. Proprietress, check us out!”

“Okay!” The proprietress gave Zhou Zhou a flirtatious look. After scanning the code and checking out, she asked ambiguously, “Little brother, would you mind having a no-strings-attached older woman-younger man relationship?”

Zhou Zhou pursed his lips, leaned his arm on the cash register, carefully looked at the proprietress’s slightly plump face, and coughed a few times, “Sorry, I have a girlfriend.”

The proprietress teased, “Doesn’t matter, we can have an underground relationship.”

Zhou Zhou smiled, “I’m a serious person, I don’t play with feelings.”

Chen Qihang came out after changing clothes, heard what he said, sneered, and whispered, “Pure scumbag, this mouth is not to be trusted.”

The proprietress sighed regretfully and turned her gaze to Chen Qihang. Just as she was about to speak, Chen Qihang immediately crossed his hands, made a rejecting gesture, and said awkwardly, “I’m not into older woman-younger man relationships.”

The proprietress rolled her eyes, “No, I was going to say you buttoned your shirt wrong.”

Chen Qihang: …

Awkwardness to the extreme.

Zhou Zhou suppressed his laughter and joked, “Hanghang, one must have self-awareness.”

Chen Qihang looked up and glared at him.

“Don’t be angry, don’t be angry, I’ll treat you to a big meal later.”

“Heh, rich guy.”

“Not as rich as you, richer than you.”

Chen Qihang retorted, “Are you sure you’re richer than me?”

Zhou Zhou was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized, nodded and said, “No wonder you’re the Zhǎn shén, you’ve made a lot of money selling restricted photos, right? Tell me, how many billions are stored in your little vault?”

Chen Qihang took the packaged clothes, lifted his foot and left, ignoring this cheap-mouthed rich second generation.

Zhou Zhou curled his lips, strode forward and slowly followed.

“Ding,” a message notification sounded on his phone.

He reached out and took out his phone, slowly checking it.

[Pei Yanlie: Have you eaten yet?]

“Tsk, I find you really idle, do you care so much whether I eat or not?”

Slender fingers quickly tapped on the screen.

[Zhou Xiaozhou: Not yet, is Senior Pei going to treat me to a big meal?]

Zhou Zhou was just joking, but he didn’t expect the other party to actually agree.

[Pei Yanlie: Okay, I’ll book a restaurant.]

[Zhou Xiaozhou: Senior Pei is so kind, it was just a joke, no need to take it seriously. I have an appointment with a friend, I won’t say anymore.]

[Pei Yanlie: Girlfriend?]

[Zhou Xiaozhou: Ah, yeah.]

Pei Yanlie sat in the back seat of the Hummer, his face gloomy, and remained silent for a long time before calling his assistant.

“Send me Zhou Zhou’s location.” His cold and low voice was filled with an impending storm.

He turned his head to look out the window, the corner of his mouth curled into a dangerous and cold arc, “Girlfriend? Zhou Xiaozhou, don’t regret it.”

The driver felt a cold air constantly sweeping from the back seat. He swallowed and sighed in his heart: Ever since President Pei met that college student, his emotional changes have been like the weather, sometimes cloudy, sometimes sunny, sometimes rainy, really hard to figure out.

Love, indeed, makes people lose their minds. Even this President Pei, who is known for being unfeeling and indifferent, is deeply trapped in the quagmire of love, unable to extricate himself.

The driver secretly glanced at the gloomy-faced President Pei, muttering in his heart: What is love in this world, that it teaches people to pledge their lives to each other.

On the other side, Zhou Zhou didn’t know that he was being targeted by the male lead again.

He took Chen Qihang into the lively street market, wandered around for more than ten minutes, and unknowingly had a pile of food in his hand.

Zhou Zhou frowned, “This grilled skewer doesn’t seem very fresh, it has a sour smell.”

Chen Qihang looked disgusted, “The cold dish is too salty, it’s disgusting.”

“Looks like the snacks here are not good, let’s go, let’s go to a restaurant.”

A hint of cunning flashed in Chen Qihang’s eyes, and he suggested, “There’s a five-star restaurant nearby.”

“Okay, let’s go, let’s go.” Zhou Zhou didn’t refuse, and answered very generously, looking like a big spender.

Thus, two college students wearing flip-flops rushed into the magnificent restaurant and, led by the hostess, sat down in a seat by the window.

Chen Qihang glanced at the menu, raised his hand to adjust his glasses, and said quietly, “Zhou Shao, a small dessert costs more than five hundred, are you sure you want to eat here?”

“It’s okay, if we don’t have enough money to pay the bill later, we’ll just keep you here and have you wash dishes in the kitchen.”

Chen Qihang rolled his eyes to the sky.

After eating and drinking to their fill, it was already eight o’clock in the evening.

“I’m going to my cousin’s place, you go back first.” Chen Qihang said goodbye and left.

Zhou Zhou lazily responded, waved his hand, and walked out of the restaurant.

He hadn’t walked a few steps when he saw the familiar Hummer not far away.

The tall and long-legged male lead was leaning against the car, no longer wearing a suit and tie, but a black, crisp shirt, the collar wide open, vaguely revealing his full and muscular chest. The sleeves were casually rolled up, revealing his arms with smooth muscle lines.

Zhou Zhou hesitated for a moment, then lifted his foot and walked over, “Senior Pei, why are you here?”

Pei Yanlie said directly, “Going back to school? I’ll take you.”

When he found out that Zhou Zhou was not on a date with his girlfriend, the anger surging in his heart instantly dissipated.

He opened the car door, the corners of his mouth slightly curved, and a joyful aura emanated from his body.

Zhou Zhou: …

The always unsmiling and aloof male lead actually smiled? He swallowed and didn’t dare to get in the car.

[Big brother, don’t smile, it’s really scary!]

Pei Yanlie pursed his lips, looked at him with deep eyes, and said in a low voice, “Get in the car, I’ll take you back.”

[Can I not get in? I have a feeling you have bad intentions.]

Pei Yanlie lowered his voice and said, “Zhou Xiaozhou, do you want me to carry you in?”

[As expected of a domineering president, you love to threaten people! How can you even say such tigerish words!]

[I’m not the female lead, don’t say “carry” to me, it’s too gay.]

Zhou Zhou slowly got into the car, moved to the other side, and stayed far away from Pei Yanlie.