TLCBITAR Chapter 36
by Volare“Chick chick chick cluck cluck…”
A cheerful, ear-piercing ringtone shattered the tranquility of the dormitory.
“Who the hell set such a stimulating alarm…”
Lin Sheng abruptly sat up, bare-chested, and grumbled with bleary eyes.
Chen Qihang immediately grabbed his phone and turned off the alarm, sitting up with a bird’s nest head, muttering, “How else would I wake you guys up if it wasn’t stimulating?”
He leaned over and peeked at the lower bunk. Zhou Zhou was lying on his side, legs curled up, hugging his pillow and sleeping soundly, completely unaffected.
Qu Minghui groaned and slowly woke up. With his turning over, the bed boards creaked and groaned as if they were about to collapse at any moment.
Lin Sheng stretched lazily, only to feel the bed boards shake violently. His sleepiness instantly vanished, and he poked his head out to tease Qu Minghui on the lower bunk, “Minghui, I suggest you go to the dormitory supervisor later and ask for an extra bed board, lest it collapses in the middle of the night.”
Qu Minghui, standing at 170cm and weighing 160 pounds, immediately opened his eyes and glared at the dark-skinned Lin Sheng, saying, “I suggest you remember to turn on your phone’s flashlight when you go out at night, you’re so damn dark you blend into the night!”
“Arguing so early in the morning, you two are full of energy,” Zhou Zhou yawned as he sat up, eyes half-closed, his voice carrying a hint of husky roughness from just waking up.
Qu Minghui got up and quickly changed his clothes, raising the corners of his mouth in a lewd smile as he asked, “Guess what I dreamed about last night?”
Zhou Zhou tilted his head and glanced at him, chuckling softly, “What else could your brain dream about besides pornographic garbage?”
Lin Sheng, bare-chested and dark-skinned, jumped down from the ladder and strode towards the bathroom, casually chiming in, “Brother Zhou is right!”
Qu Minghui protested, “In your eyes, am I really such a pervert?”
Zhou Zhou didn’t say anything, tacitly agreeing.
Qu Minghui walked to Chen Qihang’s bed, looked up at him, and asked, “Qihang, guess what I dreamed about?”
Chen Qihang quickly folded his blanket, gave him a light glance, and bluntly guessed, “Stepping in dog poop, being rejected by your goddess, failing to lose weight…”
Qu Minghui: …
Alright, never mind he asked!
He pursed his lips, cleared his throat, and raised his voice, “I dreamed that our old dormitory building is going to install elevators!”
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhou Zhou looked up at him, a glint of light flickering in his eyes as he asked, “Around when? These few days?”
Chen Qihang climbed down the ladder, nonchalantly saying, “Why are you so excited? It’s just a dream!”
Zhou Zhou’s eyebrows danced as he chuckled leisurely, “You don’t understand, it’s a premonition!”
He had a feeling that this time the male and female leads’ encounter would likely be successful!
After Pei Yanlie discovered that Su Wanxing lived on the 8th floor of the Old Building Area, he felt sorry that his wife had to climb stairs every day, and immediately made a grand gesture, sending people to install elevators.
The corners of his mouth curved high as he muttered to himself, “Are they finally going to start being lovey-dovey!”
He couldn’t wait for Pei Yanlie to fall into passionate love as soon as possible, so he wouldn’t have so much free time to bother him while he was chasing girls.
Chen Qihang put down his phone and said blandly, “A notice was just posted in the class group chat. At 8:30 this morning, all teachers and students will gather on the playground for a mobilization meeting.”
Qu Minghui strode to the bathroom door and pounded on it loudly, urging, “It’s almost eight o’clock already, and we still have to hurry to the cafeteria for breakfast! Lin Sheng, how long are you going to occupy the toilet?”
Lin Sheng roared, “Damn it! Stop pounding, I got scared and my poop went back in!”
“I’ll teach you a method. Turn on the faucet, listen to the sound of the water, and while straining, pat the top of your head three times. You can even get rid of years of accumulated poop!” Qu Minghui seriously suggested.
“Hey? It actually has some effect.” Lin Sheng’s pained voice came from inside the bathroom.
Qu Minghui raised his double chin, his words full of pride, “Haha, it always works for me. Be careful not to clog the toilet!”
Zhou Zhou smiled faintly and shook his head, got up and changed into a handsome outfit. He was, after all, a man with a girlfriend now, so he couldn’t be too casual.
Chen Qihang slung his bulging backpack over his shoulder, glanced at Zhou Zhou, a hint of doubt in his eyes, “Amazing, you’re not wearing flip-flops today?”
“When you escape the ranks of single dogs, you’ll naturally understand.” Zhou Zhou picked up his dark-colored backpack with one hand and placed the other on Chen Qihang’s shoulder, leading him towards the dormitory door.
“We’re taking a step ahead.” As he passed Qu Minghui, he waved his hand and said hello.
Qu Minghui brushed his teeth and mumbled in response, “Okay, we agreed to go to the roadside stalls tonight for skewers!”
“No problem.”
The two figures disappeared at the dormitory door before Qu Minghui withdrew his gaze and continued brushing his teeth.
Zhou Zhou had just reached the staircase when he withdrew his hand from Chen Qihang’s shoulder.
“Soon there will be elevators.” He muttered, striding quickly down the stairs.
He turned his head to look at Chen Qihang, who was half a head shorter than him, and leisurely asked, “Qihang, you’re going to the cafeteria for breakfast, right?”
Chen Qihang naturally knew what he was up to, clutching his stomach and saying, “I ate too much junk food last night, my stomach hurts a lot, I don’t want to eat.”
“Oh– that’s perfect. Since you have nothing to do, then please go to the cafeteria and get me a portion of breakfast to bring back to the classroom.”
Zhou Zhou extended his evil hand towards him.
Chen Qihang wanted to dodge, but how could he be Zhou Zhou’s opponent? He was grabbed by the back of his collar and dragged downstairs.
The two parted ways at the bottom of the dormitory building. Zhou Zhou lowered his eyes slightly, scrolling casually through his phone.
Suddenly remembering his new girlfriend, the corners of his mouth curved into a handsome arc, and he quickly sent a message.
Zhou Xiaozhou: Did Yaoyao darling wake up?
The other party was probably playing on their phone and replied quickly.
Yaoyao: I realized we’re not suitable, let’s break up! (Bye bye)
Zhou Xiaozhou: …
Why?
Zhou Zhou was completely stunned. What was going on?
The relationship had only lasted half an hour before it ended?
The morning sun was warm and pleasant, but his heart felt as if it had frozen over, radiating waves of coldness.
He frowned tightly, utterly perplexed, and decided to ask the person involved later.
Did it have to be so outrageous!
Most of the students had already arrived in the classroom. Seeing Zhou Zhou walk in with a dark face, they couldn’t help but lower their voices, afraid of disturbing this classmate with a not-so-good temper.
Zhou Zhou walked straight to Mu Xinyao, supported himself on her desk with both hands, leaned down, and whispered coldly in her ear, “Are you playing with me?”
Mu Xinyao said with a bitter face, “I’m not playing with you. My dad found out I was dating, and he reacted strongly.”
“And then?” Zhou Zhou’s eyebrows were filled with displeasure.
Mu Xinyao gritted her teeth and said, “He threatened me to break up with you and even cut off my bank card. I don’t know which bastard went to him and told him that you’re a heartless playboy, love to party and drink, and have no future.”
“My dad hates those kinds of people the most,”
“So, I’m sorry, I was also forced to do it.” Mu Xinyao had a dejected look on her face, with glistening tears sparkling in her big eyes, looking incredibly pitiful.
Zhou Zhou was speechless, and he returned to his seat with a sullen face, his mind swirling with thoughts.
Who told on him?
Could it be Pei Yanlie?
Did he have to interfere even with a simple relationship!