What’S Wrong With Just Eating His Majesty’S Soft Rice? Chapter 34
byChapter 34 Brother Emperor’s journey through his mind
Zhou Yinli stared at the man kneeling on the ground in front of him, a little confused.
Of course he could see that this man was begging for mercy without any respect.Even though he was kneeling, his eyes were still rolling, wondering what the hell he was thinking.
But someone with such obvious bad intentions written on his face made him unwary.If there is no clue on his face, then he needs to be alert.
He didn’t know how he got to this strange place. Everything was so strange and amazing. Those iron boxes were walking faster than the fastest horses he had ever seen, and they also made strange whistles. The most amazing thing was that there was a bright white light shining in front of the thing.And the roadside is always lit with dazzling night pearls.
Any one of them should be priceless, but here they are as common as ordinary candles.
It is obvious that the body, hair and skin are inherited from the parents, but people here do their hair in all kinds of weird ways.
The man in front of me has weirdly styled hair, as short as that of some monks.Coupled with the piece that he had just cut off in a fit of rage, it looked extremely weird.
Everything was inconsistent with his knowledge. Zhou Yinli was confused and full of doubts about everything.
The strange eyes he met from the people he met earlier made him realize that something was wrong, but the man in front of him acted as if he believed his identity.
Whether true or false, he must be able to help him understand some things.The most important thing for you right now is to understand clearly.
What on earth is this place?
He chose to follow this man back to his home first.
Of course Zhou Yinli could see his reluctance, but now, he could only pretend not to know.
What does the status of the emperor mean to this man? Why can he kneel down to the emperor while showing a trace of disdain?
He could probably tell that if he hadn’t drawn his sword, he would never have the same attitude as he did now.
At first glance, this man didn’t look like he was capable of martial arts.With his hands, he could easily kill this person.
But it was a bit far-fetched to say that he was afraid of his own appearance.
He looked at himself with a smile, and there was no respect in his tone of voice. He was thinking of bad ideas in front of him, as if he couldn’t see his rich expression.
Zhou Yinli couldn’t help but look at him a few more times, and saw that there was a hint of trepidation in his eyebrows. His facial features were not very good, but they were not disgusting to look at.
His skin color was pale, as if he had never been exposed to the sun, and his body was slightly frail compared to his own.
But he was not afraid of himself at all.
They also talked freely along the way.Zhou Yinli felt as if he was followed by the little starling in the palace jumping around.
But there was no resentment at all.
He didn’t know when he had tolerated people who talked so much.
Zhou Yinli decided to continue observing. Even though this person didn’t respect him, he looked very weak. In this unknown environment, having something he could control could give him a sense of peace of mind.
Entering the man’s home, Zhou Yinli was really angry. He had never seen such a chaotic environment in his life. Even when the conditions were very difficult for the soldiers fighting outside, they all followed strict military discipline and had to take care of their own internal affairs.Nothing too cluttered.
Fang Cheng’s house was obviously more messy than he imagined.
In Zhou Yinli’s life in the past twenty years, he has never seen such a messy room.
Fortunately, in the end, under his own coercion, this evil thing reluctantly tidied up the room.
To be honest, in addition to Zhou Yinli’s favor with this man’s smiling face, Zhou Yinli couldn’t help but care about the unwilling and dissatisfied expression on his face.
The emotions are clear and easy to see through.
In any case, he is definitely not a person with evil intentions, which is one of the reasons why Zhou Yinli decided to follow him home.
Originally, he was still thinking about how to stay here, but the man started staring at the little black lump in his hand.
Zhou Yinli could only see the light shining above, but had no idea what this person was doing.
Until the man suddenly looked away from the small black block and stared at himself scorchingly, as if he was someone very, very important.
Zhou Yinli just became alert.
This person actually wanted to make an exchange with him.
Zhou Yinli didn’t know what kind of drama he was playing, but he was not worried at the moment. He had not found anyone in this world who was his opponent, and he believed that he had the ability to protect himself.
Then he agreed to Fang Cheng’s conditions.
He didn’t expect that the man’s face would change so quickly after he agreed, and he immediately smiled until his eyes curled up into crescent moons.The fair skin glowed with a faint velvet glow under the bright light.
Zhou Yinli felt that his heartbeat skipped a beat.
He really had never seen such a bright smile on the face of an adult man.
Then the man went to the kitchen and cooked food for himself while humming a strange tune.
The taste of that bowl of noodles was very strange to him.He had never been exposed to food with this kind of taste before, and he felt like some saliva was secreted from his mouth unconsciously.In the past, there were always countless people around to serve him, but now there was only one strange man looking at him eagerly.
He actually didn’t think this bowl of noodles was poisonous, but the taste was indeed special. He just didn’t dare to try it. After Fang Cheng tried it, he let go of the last trace of his mind and started eating.
The noodles have a strong taste, and Zhou Yinli, who had been hungry for a long time, finished them quickly.Not even the soup was left.
Zhou Yinli looked at the empty bowl in front of him, and he was not embarrassed at all. He never wastes money and is mainly frugal in the military camp.
It has to be said that the food he ate before was much more refined than this bowl of noodles, but the taste didn’t seem as good as this bowl of noodles.
This bowl of noodles is not for free.
He needs to help this man named Fang Cheng perform a play, and Fang Cheng takes care of his food and temporary accommodation.
Considering that he still didn’t know when he could go back, after thinking about it, Zhou Yinli handed the ring on his hand to Fang Cheng.
Unexpectedly, Fang Cheng just glanced at it lightly and threw it aside.
Zhou Yinli was stunned for a moment. On the one hand, he thought that Fang Cheng didn’t know the goods?The value of this piece of jade is not low. Anyone who sees this kind of jade will know that it is extremely valuable.Even old farmers who don’t know the goods know the value of jade.
But he thought of the ‘night pearls’ that could be seen everywhere on the roadside just now.He was used to drawing inferences from one instance, and after thinking about those priceless things called lamps, he couldn’t help but wonder, could it be that what he thought was priceless were just ubiquitous things for people in this world?
This made Zhou Yinli a little embarrassed.
But after all, he still had some imperial confidence, feeling that as long as he could go back, he would have something to give to Fang Cheng as a reward.
But what exactly is this place?
There were actually so many people locked inside the large square iron decoration that Fang Cheng opened that was strangely called a TV.It can also make sounds, and the scenes change rapidly.There is also the small square in Fang Cheng’s hand, which seems to make sounds and give feedback with just a click.
And all kinds of things I saw before.There was no place he could understand.
He can be sure that the current world is real.
It’s just not a place he’s familiar with.
He was confused by the explanation Fang Cheng gave him, but he patiently wrote down the terms.Although he didn’t have a photographic memory, his memory was not bad.
After Fang Cheng accepted the acting request, his eyes curved very wide. It was obvious that this incident made him very happy, like a cat that had caught fish.
His subsequent attitude towards him can be said to be attentive and considerate.
He even said that he would be sent back, and the content of his words was consistent with where he came from.
Does Fang Cheng really know anything?
Zhou Yinli actually didn’t have much hope for this, but because of Fang Cheng’s words and the fact that he really had no other clues, he decided to believe Fang Cheng’s statement for the time being.
He might really have a way to send himself back to the palace.
After all, the people in the palace are indeed what Fang Cheng said. They dress differently from the people here, and they are all very respectful to the emperor.
After listening to Fang Cheng’s words, he agreed to conceal his identity and give his sword to Fang Cheng.
Fang Cheng became very happy, his eyebrows relaxed, and his attitude towards himself became much better.
Zhou Yinli can be sure that Fang Cheng is easier to satisfy than he thought.
Especially after getting the weapon, the pride on his face almost overflowed.
Zhou Yinli found this a bit funny. Could it be that Fang Cheng felt that he was no match for him without weapons?
So naive.
Innocence is a little cute.
Zhou Yinli was frightened for a moment by his own thoughts.Get rid of the thoughts.He followed Fang Cheng’s request and took a bath first.
But this was Zhou Yinli’s first real big trouble when he came to this world.
He went into the bathroom alone.After taking a look at the contents inside, I was dazzled for a moment.
What is that pipe?Is it for water?How does the water come out?
The shape of the white pool is easy to understand, I am afraid it is used for cleansing.What are the bottles and jars next to them for?
After researching for a while, I couldn’t find a way.
Until Fang Cheng shouted outside.
Relying on that sentence, he studied for a while. Based on what he just heard about Fang Cheng’s movements inside and the still dripping showerhead, his mind moved and he stretched out his hand, and water immediately sprayed out of the showerhead.
Zhou Yinli was frightened and almost jumped up.
Why does this thing come out of water so quickly?What kind of weird mechanism is it?
But the water that came out was indeed cold, and the water vapor that Fang Cheng carried with him when he came out was indeed warm. Presumably the temperature could be adjusted.
By analogy, he soon noticed that the switch could change direction, and he adjusted it to the temperature he liked.
Zhou Yinli sighed once again.I am more curious about this world, why there are so many novel and ingenious objects.
He slowly took off his clothes. As an emperor, he had not been able to rely on himself for a long time. Every time he took a bath, a group of people would wait on him, and he did not have to untie his clothes.Fortunately, he was not completely out of sorts, so he quickly took off his clothes.
The water washes over the body.It felt very real, and it completely shattered Zhou Yinli’s illusion that he was dreaming.
He looked at the bottles and jars, and based on the smell that Fang Cheng had just smelled on his body, he found the shower gel, knowing that it must be something like soap locust, and the other bottle should be shampoo products.
He pondered about similar switches and soon learned that pressing them would squeeze out the liquid. As for the wasted squeeze, he no longer counted.
Fortunately, Fang Cheng was a lazy guy and the things he bought were all push-type switches. Otherwise, it would have been more difficult for Zhou Yinli.
Zhou Yinli was exhausted mentally and physically here, and felt that taking a bath this time was more draining than finishing a battle.
After finally washing myself, I was embarrassed by the clothes Fang Cheng gave me.
How should I put on this clothes?
Is this piece of clothing a top?How to upper body with four holes?The two small holes are from the arms.The top should be the neck.But this hole is relatively small, can my head go through?
He pulled at the collar and suddenly realized that the fabric was very strange. It had a weird elasticity and could be pulled very wide.It feels strange in the hand.
Zhou Yinli recalled Fang Cheng’s dressing appearance.Finally put on the pullover T-shirt.However, my neck is a little uncomfortable.
Zhou Yinli didn’t mind anymore, looked at other clothes, studied them, reluctantly put them on and walked out.He has watched all the TV programs since midnight last night, and finally has a different understanding of the world.This world that he thought was full of magic was really too huge.
Zhou Yinli realized that he only knew a drop in the ocean of this world.
But a strong curiosity and thirst for knowledge emerged in his heart.
This kind of world seems to be much more interesting than the place where he exists…
And Fang Cheng is the most interesting among these interesting things.
The next day, Fang Cheng’s attitude changed again, and he was obviously no longer afraid of him.
Zhou Yinli guessed it was because of the weapons.
But he had no intention of conflict with Fang Cheng. He who knows the current affairs is a wise man.
He told himself that when Fang Cheng asked him to do something, he should try his best to do it well.
He had no memory of being used like this in his life, but Zhou Yinli found that when he saw Fang Cheng’s flying facial features, he actually felt that it didn’t matter what he did.
It doesn’t matter if you wear a few clothes, it doesn’t matter if your clothes become a wrinkled mess, it doesn’t matter if Fang Cheng shouts at you.
In short, Zhou Yinli did everything that was impossible in his imagination.
The most important thing is that he discovered that Fang Cheng didn’t have any respect and concern for him.
Apart from those instructive and dismissive attitudes, Fang Cheng would find him clothes, tie his shoes, take him to eat, and explain some things to him, although those explanations were really of little value to Zhou Yinli.
The most touching moment for Zhou Yinli was while riding the bus.
Before that, Zhou Yinli only knew that a few people could sit firmly in these various iron boxes, and they could run faster than the fastest horse on wheels, and they didn’t need to rest at all.
I just didn’t expect that it would be so uncomfortable when I actually sat in.The smell and sloshing were both unacceptable.
His face turned pale, and his fingers trembled slightly as he grasped the railing.
He was originally planning to go through it alone, but he was not a person who could not bear hardships. During the march and war, what kind of sins had he not suffered?
But, surprisingly, Fang Cheng actually helped him block the crowd with a protective attitude.And held his hand.
With his status, no one has ever dared to touch him like this, let alone in such a protective posture.Even when I was a child, I never had a moment when someone held my hand.
After having a seat, everything outside should have been more attractive to him, but he couldn’t help but turn his head and look at Fang Cheng next to him.
This guy with lively facial features who was usually careless would close his eyes and keep silent, with a quiet profile, which unexpectedly made Zhou Yinli think that he was good-looking, and even somewhat attractive.
He quickly looked away. He was a majestic emperor, how could he be so distracted staring at the face of a gangster, let alone not a great beauty.
Although he has slowly begun to recognize reality recently.I also began to slowly absorb the operating rules of this world, and I made some plans.But there is still some imperial arrogance in his heart.
Fang Cheng promised to send him back, but based on his current understanding of Fang Cheng, this was probably not a sure thing.If you go back by yourself, you still have a lot to do.
If you can’t go back, you should naturally make arrangements as soon as possible to make preparations for continuing to survive in this world.
His character did not allow him to stay attached to Fang Cheng.At present, Fang Cheng’s food and accommodation are all provided, and he feels that he is too useless.What’s more, if Fang Cheng hadn’t been the first person he met when he first arrived in this world, he would never have had any interaction with someone like Fang Cheng.
Just in the past few days, his opinion of Fang Cheng has gradually fermented, and he is gradually reaching a state where he can’t control it.
Fang Cheng would humiliate him from time to time. According to his nature, even when he was not the emperor, he would not allow himself to be treated like this, but this guy.
Sometimes he didn’t understand why he had such an attitude towards Fang Cheng.
He even didn’t understand why he, the majestic king of a country, was now being paraded over his head by a gangster like Fang Cheng.No complaints either.
Occasionally he was angry, so angry that he really wanted to slap the guy in front of him who dared to yell at him, but he didn’t know what to think of, and when he saw Fang Chenggulu’s moving eyes and his vivid expression when he cursed, he suddenly and inexplicably suppressed his anger.
The fire circled around in his belly, then died down and turned into some kind of strange sourness and dull pain.It was as if something had completely taken root in the body and could no longer be removed.
Fang Cheng is a bad guy.
Zhou Yinli could say dozens of disadvantages of Fangcheng without repeating them.
But there are so many good things about Fangcheng that Zhou Yinli feels like he can’t finish them all. Just one good thing can cover up all the bad things.
Gradually, Zhou Yinli finally understood the difference between this place and where he came from.
Zhou Yinli himself believed that he should do as the Romans do and understand certain principles, but there were many things that he couldn’t understand from time to time.
He knows that everyone is equal here, that women and men have the same status, that men are not better than women, and that there is no distinction between their professions. He also knows that it is natural for men to cook and wash dishes in the kitchen.
What needs to be done must be done.
To him, this was the most difficult concept to accept.
He was born in a country under the rule of imperial power and received the view that kings are given by heaven. How could he easily accept this idea?
Thanks to Fang Cheng’s disgusted expression, he became more and more accepting.
From the woman who came to tease him, to Zhang Yi who openly showed off himself, to the various characters on TV, they were all constantly impacting his perception. The original concept that had been immersed in the world for the first half of his life was a joke in this world.
If he wasn’t facing Fang Cheng, expressing his true thoughts outside would definitely be considered as ridiculous, so he would hold back no matter what he encountered outside.
Not only did Fang Cheng not laugh at him, but he seriously explained the correct viewpoints to himself when he expressed some original perceptions that he thought were correct but were actually quite ridiculous.
Apart from letting him go to Lin Er’s place to take pictures of something, Fang Cheng didn’t seem to have any bad intentions towards him.Zhou Yinli thought, then it would be better to listen to what he said.
He knew that he went to take pictures of that thing because of some kind of deal between Fang Cheng and Lin Er, and it was because of money. After all, Fang Cheng seemed very poor.
He is willing to give that money to Fang Cheng, which is what he should do.
It’s not just the money actually.He wanted to give everything he had to Fang Cheng.
It’s just that he doesn’t have anything yet.
So as long as Fang Cheng is happy, he can do whatever he wants.
Fang Cheng took him to try on clothes, although he was not happy about being pushed around.But the boss lady was happy taking pictures, and Fang Cheng was happy not having to pay for it.
He just endured it.
Of course, the most important thing was that at this time, he could still see Fang Cheng’s winking and lively look on his face, which made Zhou Yinli feel better.
But changing into new clothes is not an entirely pleasant experience.Because Zhou Yinli didn’t hate wearing Fang Cheng’s old clothes. Although the clothes were ill-fitting and old, they were from Fang Cheng, so he felt comfortable wearing them, as if he was more closely connected with Fang Cheng here.
Although the new clothes are suitable now, he feels a little more distanced.
Even if Fang Cheng expressed this feeling, he wouldn’t understand it.
Zhou Yinli glanced at Fang Cheng, who was smiling and chatting with the landlady.
He frowned slightly, why was Fang Cheng always so close to these women.The same goes for Zhang Yi in front, who is always beaming when he talks.It makes people uncomfortable to watch.
Although the landlady is a chubby woman, she can still see some beauty in her youth.
Fang Cheng was always so close to these women and didn’t understand how to avoid suspicion between men and women.
The more Zhou Yinli thought about it, the more angry he became.He had a long face.If before, those people around him in the palace would have been so frightened by him that they would have knelt down and begged the emperor for mercy.
But no one cared about him in this small shop. The proprietress thought his expression was very photogenic, so she took Fang Cheng for reference while taking pictures, and whispered to him which posture looked better.
Zhou Yinli’s face turned even worse.
On the way back, he realized that he seemed to care too much about Fang Cheng.