TWWMABMTBH Chapter 7
by Volare“I feel a bit nauseous…” One person couldn’t take it anymore, stood up, and immediately rushed to the bathroom. The other three also looked extremely pale.
“Is this idiot deliberately trying to disgust us?!”
They wanted to type and curse Rong Ziyan, but they never expected that Rong Ziyan would actually disable their chat privileges.
That is to say, they couldn’t just leave the meeting, nor could they type and curse. Unless they directly shut down their computers, there was no way to escape Rong Ziyan’s trap.
This is way too much of a jerk move!
The four people’s expressions became increasingly unpleasant. In the end, the eldest of the dormitory, the dorm leader, said, “Wait! A boar castration surgery doesn’t take long. Rong Ziyan will have to log out eventually. Once the meeting is over, we’ll curse him face-to-face on QQ!”
“Yeah! If not, we can still call him! That bastard.”
[Anger value of 12,000 and frustration value of 9,000 from the four roommates.]
The System couldn’t help but exclaim, “Impressive.”
Rong Ziyan smiled. “There’s more impressive stuff to come.”
He leisurely finished the surgery. Then he washed his hands and the used instruments.
During this time, Rong Ziyan didn’t say a word, nor did he provoke them.
But the more he was like this, the more annoyed the people in the dormitory became.
Look at where Rong Ziyan is!
A run-down pigsty in the countryside, no matter how well cleaned, it’s still dirty! And look at Rong Ziyan’s clothing. The white coat uniformly provided for the animal husbandry station veterinarians, with a silly line of “Lizhuang Animal Husbandry Station” written on the chest.
It’s only because Rong Ziyan is handsome. If it were an ordinary person, wearing a shabby straw hat, he’d look like an old village ruffian pretending to be an intellectual. Where would any trace of his dazzling academic excellence from his time at school remain?
But even though he’s so miserable, he still looks like he’s doing better than them, thriving as if being demoted was some kind of good fortune. Even his skin hadn’t tanned.
The four people in the dormitory had no way to deal with Rong Ziyan. The more they thought about it, the more frustrated they felt.
[Frustration value 333]
[Frustration value 243]
[Frustration value 223]
…
The System prompts continued to sound. In front of Rong Ziyan, it was as if four pufferfish had been blown up with anger.
Seeing that the four people in the dormitory were about to collapse from frustration, for long-term considerations, Rong Ziyan decided to quit while he was ahead. He couldn’t shear all the wool from the sheep at once.
So, he picked up his phone and said his last words to the four people in the dormitory, “Four years of university, this is my last gift to you all. Goodbye everyone.”
After speaking, Rong Ziyan quickly closed the meeting with lightning speed, left the group, and also blocked everyone in the dormitory.
Not only on QQ, but also on phone calls and text messages.
At the Beijing food stall, the four people in Rong Ziyan’s dormitory finally waited for the meeting to end and, full of anger, wanted to curse him. Almost simultaneously, they opened their private chats with Rong Ziyan and typed the four big words: “Fuck your grandpa”.
But just after they finished typing, they found that they couldn’t send the message.
Sorry, the other party has refused to receive your message.
“Fuck! That bastard blocked me!”
“Damn, he blocked me too!”
“Me too!”
“Puh! Let’s call him!” The dorm leader’s anger shot straight from his lungs to his head. He was too overwhelmed. He found Rong Ziyan’s phone number in his phone book and immediately dialed it.
“Beep—beep—” The sound of a successful call came from the phone.
“It went through! Wait for him to answer!” The four people in the dormitory were all holding their breaths, waiting to curse Rong Ziyan as soon as he picked up the phone.
But after six beeps, not only did no one answer, but they instead received a message prompt: “Sorry, the number you dialed is currently switched off.”
What the hell? Switched off but still rings six times? Do they think we’re three-year-olds with no common sense?
Without a doubt, Rong Ziyan had blocked their phone numbers. Not just phone calls, but also text messages couldn’t go through!
This is really too immoral.
“I! @#Z$#@#…” The dorm leader who made the first call was so angry that he became incoherent.
This round, Rong Ziyan received a total of about 20,000 anger points. Counting the previous ones, in just one day, he had almost gathered enough for a forty-pull lottery.
Rong Ziyan: My roommates are indeed all people of strong emotions!
System: Why do I feel like something is not right?
Rong Ziyan also thought about it, and indeed, something was off. A dormitory with six people, besides him, there are five others. But there were only four just now. There was still one Rich Second Generation missing.
It’s said that good brothers share together. How could he leave someone out when good things are happening?
Luckily, the QQ meeting had screen recording, so the entire process of Rong Ziyan castrating the boar was recorded frame by frame in the previous meeting’s live stream.
So Rong Ziyan opened his QQ mailbox, entered the Rich Second Generation’s email address, and then packaged and sent the entire video over.
He had always been generous. Such good things should be shared with everyone equally.
———-
Beijing, a high-end Western restaurant.
The Rich Second Generation was currently having dinner with his blind date in a high-end Western restaurant.
Seeing that he was about to graduate from university in another year, he knew that his major would not allow him to join his family’s business. At best, his parents would pay to set up a pet hospital for him, where he could work as his own boss.
As for more than that, if he had been able to understand finance back then, he wouldn’t have resigned himself to studying veterinary medicine.
In such a situation, if it were an ordinary person, they might just accept it. Anyway, his family is rich. He could hold onto his shares, live the life of a second-generation rich kid. He would have his older brother to look after everything, wouldn’t lack for money, and wouldn’t be tired, what’s not to like?
But this Rich Second Generation was very greedy, and still had his eyes on the largest part of the family assets. If he wasn’t capable enough himself, he would put his mind on his future wife’s family.
Marrying a wife with a strong family background would naturally allow him to gain a foothold in the company using that relationship.
He thought he had hidden his desire well, but he didn’t know that everyone had already noticed his intentions.
Obviously, the girl who was forced to come here today by her parents knew very well.
This girl had an elegant demeanor, a confident gaze, and was obviously introverted. She seemed to be concentrating on enjoying the food, but in reality, she was trying her best to suppress her impatience towards the Rich Second Generation in front of her.
And the Rich Second Generation didn’t like her either. He thought she was too arrogant and not gentle enough.
But this girl’s background was good. If he could successfully pursue her, it would be a great help to him in the future. So, he could only force a smile.
During Rong Ziyan’s video conference earlier, he wasn’t pulled in. Plus, his phone had been on silent the entire time, so he didn’t notice what happened.
Now, as they were finishing their meal, the girl politely refused the Rich Second Generation’s request to take her home, and contacted her family’s driver to pick her up.
The Rich Second Generation simply took out his phone to check the situation. He unexpectedly found that in their dorm group, which had been silent for almost three years, the group was filled with curses, seemingly all directed at Rong Ziyan. Looking again, the group had gone from six to five people. Rong Ziyan had actually left the group!
What had happened? The Rich Second Generation curiously scrolled through the chat logs, wanting to see the reason. At that moment, he received an email from Rong Ziyan.
Rong Ziyan would send him an email?
The Rich Second Generation’s curiosity deepened. After opening his QQ mailbox, the email title made him even more dumbfounded.
“The Academic Ace Online, Taking You on a Passionate Exploration of the Mysteries of Biology!”
This title… it really did stir the imagination. But Rong Ziyan always seemed like a very proper person.
Curiosity killed the cat. The Rich Second Generation subconsciously clicked on the video in the attachment, downloaded it to his phone, and started playing it.
“Today, I will explain to everyone how to correctly castrate an adult boar…”
Rong Ziyan’s voice came from the video. At the same time, the boar’s particularly robust testicles accurately hit the Rich Second Generation in the face.
Rong Ziyan was worthy of being the top student in the Agricultural University’s veterinary medicine department. The surgery process was decisive and straightforward, with no hesitation. But the scene of him washing his hands at the end, the boar’s blood staining the water basin, immediately reminded the Rich Second Generation of the medium-rare steak he had been showing off a while ago.
It was… a bit nauseating.
The Rich Second Generation stared at his phone, his mind buzzing.
The unexpected turn of events had stunned him. Just at this time, the girl he was on the blind date with came over to call him.
“Have you finished eating? If you have, I think we can leave now.”
“Finished, wait a moment.” In his panic, the Rich Second Generation wanted to exit the video, but his phone unfortunately froze up. Not only did it not exit, but the volume was also turned to maximum.
“That’s the entire process of a boar castration.” Rong Ziyan’s voice came from the phone.
“…” The Rich Second Generation’s face turned white, unsure of what to say.
“You’re quite diligent in studying.” The girl was also embarrassed. In the end, she could only look at the Rich Second Generation strangely, not giving him a chance to explain. Then she said her goodbye and left.
But the way she looked at him before leaving clearly labeled the Rich Second Generation as a nutcase.
The Beijing circle was that small. Plus, no one in the circle could keep secrets. The Rich Second Generation could already imagine what gossip would be circulating about their blind date tomorrow.
Watching a boar castration surgery example at a blind date dinner, he would become the laughing stock of the entire circle.
“Fuck you, Rong Ziyan!” The Rich Second Generation jumped up in fury. His first reaction was to find Rong Ziyan on QQ and curse him out.
But he discovered that he had been blocked.
Looking at his phone, his phone had also been blocked.
Finally, he finally realized that if those didn’t work, there was still email!
He opened his email and selected Rong Ziyan’s mailbox. Afraid that Rong Ziyan wouldn’t open it, he wrote a string of curses in the subject line.
But after trying for a long time to send it, it showed that the sending was unsuccessful.
It was obvious, Rong Ziyan had even blocked his email!
Damn it! The Rich Second Generation got so angry that he immediately switched to another email account. However, Rong Ziyan’s email settings were that all non-friends were blacklisted, completely impenetrable.
The Rich Second Generation felt a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat. He couldn’t wait to rush to the small village and fight with Rong Ziyan.
[Rich Second Generation’s anger value +2000]
[Rich Second Generation’s anger value +2000]
[Rich Second Generation’s anger value +2000]
Rong Ziyan’s side received three consecutive prompts, fully demonstrating that the Rich Second Generation was on the verge of being driven mad.
At this time, the other four roommates were also occasionally providing Rong Ziyan with tens or hundreds of anger points. They were obviously becoming increasingly angry, wishing they could grab Rong Ziyan and strangle him to death.
However, at this moment, Rong Ziyan was leisurely looking at the rising gold coin values, particularly admiring their “true nature” of always having anger and never suppressing it. At the same time, he was observing the boar that had just undergone surgery.
Previously, Rong Ziyan had obtained the [Thunderclap] skill, but the first patient he treated was a large-scale breeder.
Although humans are also living beings, it’s difficult to observe the effects specifically. So he could use this boar to observe.
Rong Ziyan’s technique was solid. The incision he made was very small. Normally, it would be within five centimeters, but Rong Ziyan had only made it three centimeters and still completed the surgery.
Now, after the anesthesia wore off, the boar groggily opened his eyes.
Rong Ziyan checked him and was surprised to find that not only was the boar’s wound not bleeding, it was even showing signs of healing.
Looking at the boar’s condition, after waking up, he was energetic. Not only was there no sign of listlessness, he was even anxiously looking around. Obviously, he was missing his back garden. He didn’t realize that he was no longer a “man”.
Rong Ziyan glanced at him. The bullet comments above the boar’s head read: “Dedicated playboy, flirting online”.
After thinking for a moment, he comforted him by saying, “As long as you are happy.”
Then, he packed up his things and prepared to leave.
The large-scale breeder’s family settled the bill for Rong Ziyan’s boar castration surgery. At the same time, they gave him another two thousand gratitude points. Adding those from the four roommates and the Rich Second Generation, he had exactly enough for a fifty-pull lottery.
System: If I do the math, I’m sure you’ll get an SSR.
Rong Ziyan: Alright, alright, I’ll do it when we get back.
The system was very excited, thinking that no matter what kind of non-chief he was, fifty pulls would surely produce something good. And Rong Ziyan was also very excited. He even took out a large bamboo basket that he had never used before, clearly having calculated that a basket could hold fifty salted duck eggs.
System: Can’t you have some dreams?
Rong Ziyan: Does getting rich by selling salted duck eggs count?
With such a unambitious and E-level luck host, the System couldn’t do anything about Rong Ziyan.
And this time, after clicking through the fifty pulls, the familiar pattern began on the panel in front of Rong Ziyan.
Salted duck egg, salted duck egg, salted duck egg…
After a full twenty-three salted duck eggs, finally, an item with a streamlined body and two sharp ends appeared.
System: Holy shit holy shit holy shit! What is that?