TWWMABMTBH Chapter 63
by Volare[Golden Turtle Resistance Value: 20000]
With the sudden explosion of the huge value, the golden turtle suddenly started running with its short, thick four legs.
A row of “Rong Dog, stay away from me!” scrolled across its head, and towards the end, there were even jumbled characters, showing how panicked it was.
However, its intense reaction startled the keepers and the researchers at the institute.
But they were surprised for different reasons.
The keepers were shocked that the golden turtle might be experiencing a rare stress reaction. The researchers, on the other hand, suddenly realized that turtles could crawl so fast.
However, their actions were not as quick as Rong Ziyan’s, who, with his height and long legs, was able to pin the turtle to the ground by its shell in just a few steps, even though the golden turtle was furiously moving its four legs.
Rong Ziyan said, “Turtle, I know this kind of illness is embarrassing to talk about, but you shouldn’t avoid medical treatment. Trust the doctor, we are very professional.”
The golden turtle struggled hard, “Bullshit! I just don’t want to, I’ve never been not okay!”
Rong Ziyan’s attitude was very gentle, even doting, “Alright, alright, you’re right. Patients shouldn’t be so agitated, it’s not conducive to examining the illness.”
At this time, the keeper also arrived and, together with Rong Ziyan, held the golden turtle down. They even did the unthinkable and turned it onto its back.
A group of people scrambled to hold down its limbs and gently pushed its head back. At the same time, everyone’s eyes were focused precisely on its tail.
The golden turtle closed its eyes in humiliation: MMP, I’ve ruined my good name, Heavenly Path, send me back to Heaven quickly.
[Sadness Value: 9999]
At this time, Rong Ziyan was genuinely examining the golden turtle. He was carefully observing the characteristics of the golden turtle’s various body parts.
Turtles are different from mammals. The male’s mating organ is located above the reproductive opening in the tail area. Their previous pressing actions were to expose the golden turtle’s mating organ for observation, to see if there was indeed a problem.
Sure enough, Rong Ziyan accurately found small white spots next to it, a bit like salt particles after saltwater had dried.
“It’s inflamed, that’s why it doesn’t have the desire to mate. Did your zoo’s vet not notice it?” Rong Ziyan called his senior over, and after a brief discussion, they prescribed medication and quickly applied it to the golden turtle.
At the same time, Rong Ziyan checked other areas. The blood test results had not come out yet, but it was already clear that there were problems in various aspects.
The wildlife park was probably too precious about this golden turtle, so they took great care of it in every detail. It’s not that this was bad, it’s just that it wasn’t appropriate.
This golden turtle, no matter how much it clamored about coming from heaven or wherever, had never received such meticulous treatment.
Especially in terms of diet, in the past, it ate whatever it could find. Now, its three meals are carefully balanced and strictly matched according to the required elements, which has slowly led to many problems.
The reason is very simple. The so-called required elements are defined by humans based on the animals’ traits. But this doesn’t mean it’s suitable for all animals. Especially for an old turtle like the golden turtle that has lived for over ten thousand years. It originally had its own ecosystem. When it was suddenly disrupted, it wouldn’t be obvious at first, but over time, problems would gradually appear.
It could only be said that the staff at the wildlife park were still very careful, and they discovered the problem in time.
The golden turtle was sent by the Heavenly Path after all. After using the medicine, its condition improved immediately. Rong Ziyan went to check on it at night and found that it had improved a lot. It would be fine after a few more doses.
However, the golden turtle’s mood was a bit low, and four big words scrolled across its head, “Ruined my good name.”
Rong Ziyan patted its shell and advised it, “People eat all sorts of grains, and even celestial beings will get sick. You’re just not adapting to the environment, don’t worry.”
That sounded like a human thing to say, and the golden turtle’s heart, which had been greatly stimulated, finally calmed down a little, slightly leaning towards Rong Ziyan’s direction.
It had been on earth for several months. Thinking carefully, no matter how comfortable it was in the wildlife park, the only one who could be considered a compatriot was Rong Ziyan.
Sighing, the golden turtle had a desire to talk to Rong Ziyan about life.
But the next second, Rong Ziyan pulled out his phone and showed him pictures of three female golden turtles.
“This is…” The golden turtle looked bewildered.
Rong Ziyan patted its head, “The wildlife park brought these prospective wives from Brazil for you. Once you’re better, you can go back and meet them. I’m showing them to you in advance, so you can prepare yourself.”
Golden Turtle: … So the people at the wildlife park haven’t given up after all.
The golden turtle looked at Rong Ziyan, hoping he could help him.
Rong Ziyan immediately understood its meaning and nodded, “That’s right. These female turtles are only six years old, you’re such an old cow eating young grass, this cow is too old.”
Golden Turtle: ??? Who’s old?
Rong Ziyan continued: “But we have to find a good excuse, otherwise, the zoo won’t agree!”
He thought for a while and suggested, “How about we say you’re not okay?”
The golden turtle got so angry that it stood up on two legs, “Bullshit! Where am I not okay?”
Rong Ziyan: “Right there!”
The golden turtle’s eyes were wide.
Rong Ziyan: “Listen to my analysis, if I tell your keeper that you don’t want to eat young grass because of a psychological problem, your keeper definitely wouldn’t believe it and would think I’m crazy.”
“But it’s different if I say you’re not okay! You’re already so old, like a living fossil. Even if you’re really a eunuch, they’ll still cherish you. What’s there to be afraid of? It’s such a good excuse, it’s readily available.”
[Resistance Value: 1000]
The golden turtle’s worldview had shattered. As Rong Ziyan described, it could almost imagine its future life. Everyone who came to see it would pat its shell regretfully and sigh, “Such a long-lived turtle, but it’s a pity it’s impotent…”
Such a mess, the golden turtle instantly exploded just from imagining it.
So, it immediately said to Rong Ziyan, “Quick, bring those three young things over here for me to take another look!”
Five minutes later, Rong Ziyan came out of the golden turtle’s private area and ran into the golden turtle’s keeper.
The keeper was very worried about the golden turtle and asked Rong Ziyan again, “Is it really alright? After all, it’s so old.”
“It’s fine.” Rong Ziyan turned his head to look at the golden turtle, who was still facing away from him, and said with a smile, “I guess it will be a smooth matchmaking this time.”
“Really?” The keeper was very happy, “It would be great if they could mate successfully! We investigated the old turtle’s genes before and found that there are many genetic traits that have disappeared in modern golden turtles. If they can be passed down through reproduction, it would be a great help to the continuation of the species.”
Rong Ziyan also nodded.
Yes! With the continuous development of technology, species other than humans are gradually becoming extinct.
Like the golden turtle, which is now sulking on its own, it’s also considered a celestial being. If it truly didn’t want to, Rong Ziyan wouldn’t have been able to convince it so easily. In the end, it still hopes that this human world will become better and better.
System: So the Heavenly Path still has compassion for humans.
Rong Ziyan nodded: Humans will not betray this grace.
[Heavenly Path Joy Value: 1000]
Rong Ziyan was slightly stunned to hear the system prompt, and even the system itself was bewildered.
System: Is the Heavenly Path observing you?
Rong Ziyan thought about it: Want to try?
System: How to try?
Rong Ziyan put his hands together, made a sincere wish: Heavenly Path Daddy, please grant me an SSR!
The next second, the system prompted [Heavenly Path Helpless Value: 10000]