TWWMABMTBH Chapter 58
by VolareChapter 58: An Unforgettable Graduation Ceremony
Rong Ziyan’s class wasn’t like the other classes who simply did a standard choral performance. They had their own unique arrangement.
When they first decided to use the suona, Rong Ziyan had already discussed it with the Class Monitor, deciding to do an unprecedentedly shocking opening.
“It’s a once-in-a-lifetime graduation ceremony, we’re all showing our faces, so we absolutely have to make a splash!”
Rong Ziyan’s words were resounding. The Class Monitor pondered for two seconds, and was finally convinced. “You’re right!”
So, the two of them very seriously adapted the song. Clearly, neither of them were experts in the related fields, but they were bold and daring!
And so, there was the explosive performance that shook the entire venue.
At the beginning, more than twenty suonas unleashed their volume together, playing the climax. Even the girls with their microphones couldn’t match the power of the suonas.
Especially the two classes next to them, were almost deafened.
“If only I were accomplished when I was young, I wouldn’t be insecure…”
Listening to them belt out the song on their instruments, these people were about to go crazy.
But screw being insecure! With the suona blasting, all insecurity flew away. Only the people listening could cry bitterly, deeply regretting why they couldn’t think straight and were standing here listening to this.
As for the previous sentimentality! the reluctance to part, all of it was turned to ashes in the brainwashing suona sounds.
The demonic sounds lingered in the air, they were simply unbearable.
But Rong Ziyan’s class were all immersed in the passionate performance, completely regarding the playground as the Vienna Golden Hall.
“Ahhhhh! Oh my god! Someone stop them!”
“Where’s the principal? Why isn’t he saying anything?”
“Can’t say, he’s probably been taken away.”
“Then where’s the administrative office? Usually they’re always out catching people breaking the rules, why aren’t they out now?”
“Don’t ask, they’ve probably been taken away too.”
“Damn it! After listening to this, I’m about to be taken away too.”
Everyone covered their ears, completely collapsing.
But among them, there was still a small group who were able to remain clear-headed, even beginning to calmly analyze.
The Landscape Architecture Department was the first to start discussing who had come up with the idea.
Yao Lele didn’t even have to think, she immediately answered, “It’s definitely that dog Rong!”
“…” After a brief silence, everyone suddenly realized. “You’re right!”
Only Rong Ziyan could do something so dog-like.
It was clear that graduation was upon them. This year, everyone’s emotions were especially high.
They didn’t know who started the rallying cry first, but in the end, all the students in the school rushed towards Rong Ziyan’s class.
“Beat him up? Damn!”
“To hell with the suona! Brothers, let’s go! Seize their weapons!”
“Pay attention to the target, everyone together, target Rong Ziyan! Bag that kid first.”
The time for revenge had finally arrived.
The other classes in the Veterinary Medicine Department were the first to take off their hats and launch an attack on Rong Ziyan’s class. Then the entire school erupted.
But who was Rong Ziyan’s class? They were the ruthless people who had been through dormitory annihilation battles and were able to use canned herring to perish together with their Mechanical Engineering classmates.
Furthermore, when they came up with this performance, they had already predicted that they might be mobbed by the excited students.
Therefore, as the neighbors around them were losing control of their emotions, the Class Monitor gave an order, and all the boys accurately pulled out a bottle of Wang Zhihe stinky tofu from under their graduation gowns.
Holding up the stinky tofu, the Class Monitor grabbed the microphone of a girl beside him and shouted loudly, “Attention! Attention! If you don’t calm down, we’ll all die together!”
After the Class Monitor finished speaking, the entire class accurately opened the caps of the stinky tofu bottles. Instantly, the entire playground became a smelly playground.
Damn it, the Veterinary Medicine Department was completely inhumane!
Usually, this kind of biochemical weapon threat would be very deterrent, but today everyone was willing to go all out. After a silence of less than three seconds, a shout of “Do it!” rang out, and they charged again.
Rong Ziyan’s class reacted extremely quickly, shouting “Protect me, let Rong go!” then quickly and orderly carried Rong Ziyan away.
Rong Ziyan didn’t have to make any effort, he was carried by his classmates the whole time, and was able to clearly see the mass of students chasing them behind.
While carrying him, they were also in the mood to joke with Rong Ziyan, “I say, Rong! Isn’t this spectacular scene very suitable for playing something to celebrate?”
Rong Ziyan thought about it and felt it made sense, so he took out his suona and played a popular song he had recently learned.
Jay Chou – “In the Name of the Father”
The suona sounds spread with the wind, and Jay Chou’s innocent reputation collapsed.
“…” In the end, the father still bore it all! Watching helplessly as Rong Ziyan’s class ran into the dormitory, unable to continue the chase, the other graduates of the Agricultural University couldn’t help but shed “tears of emotion.”
This was truly an unforgettable graduation ceremony.
And at the other end of the playground, it was completely empty, where the full mass of graduates had been moments before, turning in the blink of an eye to a void. Only a few stragglers who couldn’t run fast enough were left behind with the counselors.
The director of student affairs was very helpless, asking the principal, “What should we do now?”
The principal shook his head with a smile, “It’s the last item on the program anyway, let them go!”
“Every year, the end is a teary mess, this year it’s a bit livelier, it’s not so bad.”
“Graduation is always a good thing, the kids have finally grown up!”
The old principal smiled as he watched the graduates running away, full of emotion.
He understood that these grown-up children, after leaving the campus, might not really all have smooth sailing, become successful people, and live enviable lives.
But right now, these young people, who were fearless like newborn calves, had the courage and the determination to gamble everything, which no seasoned office veteran possessed. Therefore, no matter how difficult the days were, they would always be able to carve out a future for themselves.
As their teacher, this was what he was most looking forward to. He only wished that in the alumni reunions many years later, these children who had grown into adults, would return, still able to smile with clarity, just like when they were young.
The thrilling chase ended with Rong Ziyan’s class winning a great victory.
But even so, on that night, after escaping the siege of the other departments, they still couldn’t escape the dormitory annihilation war of their own department brothers.
Of course, Rong Ziyan was also unable to escape this catastrophe. It could be said that most of the people came with the intention of giving him a beating.
“Telling you to spam your friend circle with ads.”
“Telling you to throw canned herring in the hallway.”
“Telling you to choose a transvestite name for your King of Glory ID…”
Enumerating Rong Ziyan’s ten major crimes, the entire Veterinary Medicine Department had a great time that night.
However, unexpectedly, Rong Ziyan’s fighting power was astonishing. After a round of challenges, everyone who tried to provoke him was single-handedly thrown off the bed.
“Damn, damn, damn, Rong Ziyan, you’re using your pig wrestling techniques to throw me again!” Even the gentle Class Monitor couldn’t help but curse.
Rong Ziyan sat on the desk, tilting his head to look at them with amusement, “Of course, you only weigh a few pounds. An adult male pig weighs at least 300 pounds, and castrating one takes only three minutes.”
“…” The place fell silent. It was a good while before the Class Monitor gasped for breath and opened his mouth to say, “Rong, let’s change the subject.”
Rong Ziyan thought about it, “The village chief called and said that the new batch of salted duck eggs are ready. Do you guys want some?”
“…”
[Anger and silence value 10000]
The emotional students, on their last night before completely leaving school, still had their pockets thoroughly picked by Rong Ziyan.
However, after the commotion, a large group of young men went to a small supermarket outside the school and swept away all the beer inside.
They didn’t go back to the dormitory, but instead went to a small forest nearby.
That night, fueled by farewell drinks, those with grudges resolved them, those who weren’t familiar, clinked glasses, hugged, and experienced each other’s warmth up close. Even more, there was a quiet reluctance to part. Especially those who lived in the dorm for four years and had hometown buddies who didn’t plan on staying in Beijing, they were huddled together, crying to the point of hiccuping.
Because no matter how many times they promised to meet again, they all understood in their hearts that once they parted, they would truly be scattered across the country, and it would be difficult to see each other again.
Rong Ziyan was initially fooling around with them, but when someone started crying, he stepped back and found a corner to drink by himself. But then the northeastern guy from the Class Monitor’s dormitory put his arm around Rong Ziyan’s neck and dragged him over.
While crying, he said to Rong Ziyan, “Rong! You can be considered a regular in our dorm, and I’m going back to my hometown tomorrow, don’t you have any parting words for me?”
Rong Ziyan thought about it, “Don’t change your King of Glory name. Next time I’m looking for a jungler, I’ll call you for a three-man squad.”
“…” The northeastern guy was originally trying to build up to a big cry, but Rong Ziyan’s two sentences left only joy in his heart, and he even instantly thought about what kind of cute name he could change to, so he could team up with Rong Ziyan to lick the jungler.
Seeing this absurd scene, the Class Monitor spit out the wine he was about to swallow.
Rong Ziyan disgustedly dodged to the side, but was finally pounced on and got a hard punch on the back.
“I’ve wanted to punch you for a long time! But I finally found an opportunity.”
Having drank quite a bit, Rong Ziyan didn’t dodge, he just smiled at the Class Monitor and the other three. A long while later, he was finally hugged by them.
Rong Ziyan raised his hand and patted them one by one, “Take care, guys, keep in touch.”
“Yeah! Keep in touch.”
Even the most lively feast has to come to an end. The big group from the Veterinary Medicine Department drank for the entire night. It wasn’t until five in the morning that they stumbled back to their dormitories, supporting each other.
Everyone went home and immediately fell asleep.
Then, starting at eight thirty, alarm clocks rang one after another. The people who came out were all carrying heavy luggage, preparing to embark on their own journeys.
Rong Ziyan was woken up by knocking on the door. It turned out that the Class Monitor’s dorm was also planning to leave.
It was rare that the lab had given him a day off today, so Rong Ziyan had time to take them to the school gate one by one.
The Class Monitor was the last to leave. Before he left, he hugged Rong Ziyan again and told him, “Remember to check in on the group chat when you’re free.”
After thinking for a while, he added, “Posting an ad is okay too.”
But Rong Ziyan laughed, giving a rare promise, “Next time we meet, I’ll treat you to a meal.”
“Alright!” Waving at Rong Ziyan, the Class Monitor finally left.
Rong Ziyan stood at the school gate for a long time, before slowly walking back.
Perhaps it was because the graduates had all left, but the vast campus seemed unusually desolate for the first time.
System: Host, are you feeling down?
Rong Ziyan sighed after a while, “Yeah! It won’t be so easy to get emotional value in the future.”
System: …As expected, a dog like you doesn’t deserve to be pitied.
Having successfully teased his own little system, Rong Ziyan couldn’t help but laugh.
After the excitement, it was indeed a bit lonely. But people are like this. When they are born, they come alone, and they leave this world alone.
So, they always have to get used to being alone. He had already gotten used to it for more than ten years, and he could continue to be used to it in the future.
Starting tomorrow, there was research to do at the lab, and he didn’t have time to waste on unnecessary emotions.
But no matter how insightful he was, Rong Ziyan was still a person, and there were times when he couldn’t switch his emotions.
Just then, someone who wasn’t looking where they were going bumped directly into Rong Ziyan’s arms.
“Careful.” Rong Ziyan subconsciously steadied the person, and unexpectedly discovered it was Ji Shu, whom he hadn’t seen for a long time.
It was obvious that Ji Shu also hadn’t expected to meet Rong Ziyan here. First, he was stunned, and then his lips curled into a smile.
He was naturally blessed with smiling eyes, and the color of his pupils was bright, reflecting the sunlight as if there were stars hidden inside, making it easy for people to like him.
But Rong Ziyan unexpectedly discovered that the shadows on Ji Shu’s face seemed to have grown deeper. And Ji Shu’s eyes also had heavy dark circles, as if he hadn’t had a good rest in a long time.
“You…” Rong Ziyan wanted to ask Ji Shu if he was sick.
But Ji Shu suddenly put his arms around Rong Ziyan’s neck, and put his head on Rong Ziyan’s shoulder, saying, “Little Doctor Rong and I are really destined, that we can meet like this.”
Rong Ziyan touched Ji Shu’s exposed skin, where the temperature was clearly higher than normal.
But Ji Shu didn’t care at all, and leaned on Rong Ziyan familiarly, whispering, “I’m actually really happy.”
“Hm?”
Ji Shu tilted his head and smiled, “Because I had a sweet dream last night, and it came true today.”
Rong Ziyan: “…”
Ji Shu: “Little Doctor Rong, won’t you ask me what I dreamed about?”
Rong Ziyan, out of concern for his physical condition, asked very carefully, “Are you burning up so much that I should call 120 to help you?”