TWWMABMTBH Chapter 49

“…” So who the hell gave Rong Ziyan these emojis?

Looking at their friends’ posts, the first reaction of the classmates was to drag this bastard out and beat him up.

But the key thing is, while he’s a dog, these bizarre emojis are indeed very eye-catching and accurately poke at their pain points. Even if they don’t buy anything, they don’t find it too annoying.

After all, Rong Ziyan only posts at most one WeChat advertisement per day and doesn’t spam.

Moreover, they have to admit that the things Rong Ziyan produces are all of high quality, truly good value for money, and suitable for daily consumption.

As a result, Rong Ziyan’s WeChat Moments quickly became lively. Everyone was there to inquire about the goose eggs.

Rong Ziyan naturally responded enthusiastically. The sales were unexpectedly good, with more than a hundred goose eggs sold in less than half an hour.

Of course, the biggest credit goes to the geese that were still patrolling the school grounds.

Sweet, white, cute, and capable of acting spoiled, the goose prince who could tame fierce dogs was someone everyone wanted to own.

By the next morning, all one hundred and ninety-nine goose eggs had been sold! And they were still two short.

If it had been anyone else, Rong Ziyan would have refused, but it just so happened to be his professor.

The professor had a little daughter at home who, after seeing Rong Ziyan’s geese while visiting the school, really wanted to have one. The professor, who went to bed early last night, hadn’t seen Rong Ziyan’s posts.

So today, he sent a separate WeChat message wanting to order a batch of goose eggs from Rong Ziyan.

“There’s no way around it, the little one likes these geese too much, so I had to be shameless and ask if you could accommodate me? Please reserve two for me in the next batch.”

“You’re too polite, Professor. There’s no need to wait for the next batch, I’ll send them over to you in a bit. I still have a few on hand.”

The professor had taken care of Rong Ziyan all along, so Rong Ziyan didn’t want to make his teacher wait over such a small matter.

Besides, now that there was a guaranteed drop after ten draws, given his bad luck, he wasn’t likely to get anything higher than an R-level item. It would mostly be these eggs.

So, Rong Ziyan directly did twenty draws. Sure enough, he had two more freshly produced Anxi White Goose fertilized eggs in his hand.

After changing his clothes and delivering them to his professor, Rong Ziyan returned to his dorm and successively sent out the other fertilized eggs.

But with the eggs in hand, there was no suitable hatching machine. Also, Anxi White Geese have a long incubation time, requiring 28 days.

At this time, the students from the Mechanical Engineering department also sniffed out the business opportunity. Rong Ziyan was selling goose eggs, so they would sell incubators!

Generally, household incubators don’t require very complex technology. The main thing is to keep the temperature and humidity consistent.

For humidity, they could flip the eggs over every day and spray some water. As long as the temperature and heating were uniform, everything would be fine!

So, the Mechanical Engineering department quickly took action, and a goose-raising craze swept through the school.

There were even many posts on the forum about hatching geese. It became all the rage for a while.

But at this time, it wasn’t just the students at school who were thinking about Rong Ziyan. There was also that anti-fan of the celebrity.

Someone, who was way too bored, posted the video of Rong Ziyan scolding that traffic star. However, this person was considerate enough to blur both Rong Ziyan and the celebrity beyond recognition, to the point where their own mothers wouldn’t be able to tell them apart.

But this celebrity had anti-fans everywhere, who recognized him even better than his die-hard fans. So soon, the celebrity was exposed. And Rong Ziyan’s words became classic. Some people even made related emojis.

Originally, everyone was just laughing and letting it go. But unexpectedly, that celebrity actually went back to train his acting skills, claiming that he wouldn’t come out again until he could act well. This scared everyone.

Even the anti-fans were shocked!

It had been so immediately effective that he didn’t even want to earn money, choosing to refine his acting skills instead? This young man who raised geese in the video was impressive!

So, a post quickly appeared on Douban, asking how great it would be if every celebrity with terrible acting skills could meet such an impressive “dad?”

Those from the Agricultural University who browsed Douban quickly shared the post on the school forum, and everyone was frantically tagging Rong Ziyan.

“Scholar, scholar! Look, you’re really famous!”

“Hahahaha, scholar, are you not feeling anything despite being admired so much by countless anti-fans?”

“I can’t take it anymore, I’m dying of laughter. They’re saying that all the celebrities in the entertainment industry with poor business skills lack a ‘Rong Dad’.”

Rong Ziyan seized the opportunity and replied, “Don’t talk nonsense. I wouldn’t be a dad to such rebellious brats!”

“…” Speaking of being a dog, you really are a dog!

[Shock Value 30000]

Such a matter-of-course and shameless response once again refreshed the limit of the Agricultural University students’ ability to withstand his actions.

Meanwhile, Rong Ziyan was busy developing new customers.

He had previously contacted the village chief and learned that their main marketing method was through Douyin, Weibo, and WeChat Moments.

But there were many social media platforms now, and Rong Ziyan thought that just relying on WeChat Moments might be too weak. There were many other ways.

For example, the recently popular app, Tantan.

Everyone said it was a hook-up app, but Rong Ziyan didn’t think it was that absolute. It all came down to interaction between people. On any platform, as long as there were people, there would eventually be business.

That was the conclusion Rong Ziyan had reached after reading numerous books on WeChat business.

But the system was clearly very excited and thought that Rong Ziyan might find a girlfriend soon. After all, Tantan was known as a dating app. With Rong Ziyan’s good looks, it was estimated that he would soon become a winner in life and have a beautiful lady to spend his life with.

However, the system forgot that Rong Ziyan was a very upright straight man.

Therefore, the photo he chose for Tantan was one of a goose!

And it was a photo of a goose with its neck stretched out during its molting period.

What’s even more amazing was that he was verified on Tantan!

So, who the hell would want to date a molting goose?!!!

Rong Ziyan: System! Wake up. We’re here to sell salted fish, goose eggs, and salted duck eggs.

The system didn’t want to respond to him and went into self-isolation in advance.

It could only be said that compared to Rong Ziyan, this straight man, the system actually had some common sense.

So after setting the location, except for a few young women who looked at Rong Ziyan out of curiosity, everyone else swiped him away.

So, it seemed like just using photos of the goods wasn’t enough to attract buyers.

Rong Ziyan pondered and decided to figure out how to get more attention on Tantan.

Just then, someone actually sent him a message. It was a voice message.

Rong Ziyan clicked on it and found that it was a voice message with a crying voice.

“I’m very upset. I feel like I’m about to break up with my boyfriend. Can you comfort me?”

The girl was crying too hard. Rong Ziyan was silent for a while. Out of politeness, he replied, “What happened?”

The girl was also using Tantan for the first time. After being silent for a while, she began to send Rong Ziyan a very long voice message.

Rong Ziyan clicked on it and listened. It was actually a rather cliché story.

The girl had a boyfriend whom she had a good relationship with. They were living happily and were going to get married this year. But recently, her boyfriend’s distant cousin from his hometown had been sent over, saying she was going to university here and asking them to take care of her.

After all, they were relatives and would be family in the future. The girl treated the distant cousin very well. But over time, she realized that things were a little off. Her boyfriend was being a little too good to the distant cousin.

Once, even though it was the middle of the night and they were already in bed sleeping, the cousin called and her boyfriend left.

“Why?” Rong Ziyan didn’t understand.

Did the university not have a curfew? Besides, even if she was sick, according to the girl, calling the school doctor would have been faster than calling her boyfriend.

The girl was also very aggrieved. “She said she was scared of the thunder. My boyfriend even brought her back. And then he stayed with her in the guest room for a long time before coming back to the master bedroom.”

System: This guy is a bit of a scumbag!

Rong Ziyan: Weren’t you isolating yourself?

System: …

The girl didn’t know their internal dialogue and continued to talk.

Who would have thought that this scumbag would do even more outrageous things. He not only took the girlfriend’s lipstick and makeup and let the cousin use it freely, but also let her take it away. After getting paid, he bought the cousin nice clothes and took her out to eat. The girl had tolerated all of this at first. What really made her unable to bear it and caused her to come to Tantan to vent was what had just happened.

She had worked overtime and returned home tired, only to see the cousin put her hand on her boyfriend’s abs. The way her finger moved was very seductive, the skin tone contrast was sharp, and the ambiguity in the air was self-evident.

If she hadn’t suddenly arrived home, her boyfriend would probably have already had a reaction.

But even so! They didn’t even separate, and the cousin even touched him several times right in front of her.

“Don’t be angry, sister-in-law. I just think my brother’s abs are so nice to touch! I’m very envious!”

“Tell me!” The girl started crying again when she said this, “Isn’t this like incest? And then one of his friends accidentally said today that this cousin and him aren’t even related by blood at all!”

“I’ve done so well, how could he treat me like this? Isn’t this no different from having a mistress at home?”

The girl was crying badly, but Rong Ziyan analyzed it calmly and spoke, “I think your boyfriend was right about one thing.”

System: ??? He’s such a scumbag, and you’re still saying he’s not wrong? Rong Dog, are you not a straight man but a misogynistic straight man?

Rong Ziyan didn’t reply to the system, but said directly to the girl, “You’re also not paying enough attention to the guest’s needs, after all, a friend came from afar.”

The girl was completely exasperated, thinking, these stinky old men are really not good people!

She forcefully suppressed her anger and retorted, “I’m about to give up my boyfriend, how can I meet her needs?”

Rong Ziyan was very calm. “You’re in the wrong about the abs thing. The cousin is already so envious that she’s willing to commit incest, how can you not cooperate with her?”

As he said that, Rong Ziyan forwarded a Jingdong link to the girl, “30 kg barbell, the special offer is only 280, free shipping and delivery upstairs. I guarantee that she will be able to build abs in a month, even stronger than your boyfriend’s.”

“You’re already a sister-in-law! How can you let your brother take care of the cousin!”

The girl was silent for a long time, then suddenly widened her eyes. Holy crap! There was actually this kind of method?

So, after placing the order immediately, she couldn’t help but ask Rong Ziyan for help, “Excuse me,Great God, do you have any other better methods? Something immediately effective!”

Rong Ziyan’s eyes lit up, feeling that a business opportunity had finally arrived. So he sent the girl a photo of salted fish.

“Look, the cousin always says that the food at the cafeteria is not good in the morning. You can prepare better ingredients for her to eat with her rice.”

“Look at the salted fish here. The price is great, and there’s no deception. After eating it, you can feel the vast dream of the blue sky and sea.”

At the same time, he attached an emoji, a salted fish submerged in a hot oil pot, with the caption [Dear sirs, I will perform a deep fry of myself in the iron pot for you]