TWWMABMTBH Chapter 46

Chapter 46: This Chapter Really Has a Scent

It’s not that Rong Ziyan was cold and heartless towards the geese; it was just that the vegetable garden was too messy right now.

There were rotten vegetable leaves everywhere, and feed scattered on the ground.

The geese in their adolescence were dramatic, rebellious, and chuuni. Coupled with their increasingly powerful combat abilities, they had an air of being fearless and reckless.

Not only did they judge people by their looks, they would also peck at anything that came their way. It was said that a tutor’s dog was chased by them for three streets. Later, it was only because the tutor was good-looking that he successfully attracted the geese’s attention and managed to bring them back.

Therefore, now, except for the department head, who still stubbornly engaged in mutual harm with the geese every day, the geese, who were still in their awkward stage, had clearly lost everyone’s affection and could no longer use their beauty to charm others.

The vegetable garden, which used to be bustling with people, had also become much more desolate.

Rong Ziyan tapped the head of the goose closest to him, “When can you grow all your feathers?”

Immediately, all the geese froze. Did Daddy dislike them for being bald?

A group of knife-like eyes instantly turned into tear-filled eyes, and even the little hearts on their heads were no longer jumping so happily.

However, although handsome, Rong Daddy, who was very hard-hearted, did not comfort them immediately. Instead, he focused on cleaning the goose coop.

Summer was a high-incidence period for the spread of poultry pathogens, so extra caution was required. After Rong Ziyan swept with a large broom, he took out a small broom to clean the corners.

The geese were all huddling together in sadness at first. Seeing Rong Ziyan personally holding the small broom, their first reaction was, “Holy crap! This thing has even more hair than me!”

So they swarmed up, determined to peck it bald.

It was really too bothersome, so Rong Ziyan reached out his hand towards them.

Geese: “Awoo awoo awoo awoo! Daddy is going to hug me! Handsome Daddy, hug me!”

However, the next second, they were pushed away.

[Heartbroken Value +5000]

With great sadness hidden in their small bodies, the geese in their adolescence finally fell under their Daddy’s cold indifference.

Yet, even so, they still couldn’t let go of their love for Rong Ziyan, because Daddy was truly so handsome!

However, in the end, after Rong Ziyan finished cleaning the entire vegetable garden, he still gently rubbed each goose once and instructed them not to bully the department head before planning to return.

For the past month and a half, Rong Ziyan had been very busy. He rarely saw people and had almost no contact with the outside world. Now that the research project had been directly handed over to the tutor, Rong Ziyan still had enough time to rest before the project was established.

Right now, he really had nothing to do. Rong Ziyan began to think about his WeChat business again. He first called the village chief. The village chief answered quickly, and his first sentence was, “Little Doctor Rong, your recipe is amazing!”

“How so?” Rong Ziyan was a bit curious.

The village chief quickly explained to Rong Ziyan in detail. At first, the village chief had the best grandmother in the village make salted duck eggs according to the recipe. They originally thought that they would need to work together for a while, but they never expected that the first batch of finished products would be successful! The taste and appearance were exactly the same as Rong Ziyan’s.

The most amazing thing was that the entire batch of salted duck eggs, used as a test, was 100% successful. There were no bad ones.

“Didn’t we promote it on Douyin early on? We also posted videos following the video format you showed me before, Little Doctor Rong. In the blink of an eye, the first batch was all sold out.”

“The profits are not bad, right!”

“They’re really good! We’ll be able to divide the money at the end of this month! Thank you so much.” As the village chief spoke, he became excited.

He felt that Rong Ziyan was simply their lucky star. Since Rong Ziyan came, not only had the village avoided several misfortunes in a row, but they had also developed e-commerce.

In the past, the village’s duck eggs would rot. Now, there weren’t enough eggs. The village had already begun urging villagers to increase the number of ducks they raised appropriately.

Seeing that the villagers’ lives were getting better and better because of Rong Ziyan, everyone was extremely grateful to Rong Ziyan and kept asking when Little Doctor Rong would come back to visit.

Rong Ziyan said, “I’ll definitely go back once I’m done with things here.”

After chatting for a few more sentences, Rong Ziyan hung up the phone. The village chief’s mention of selling salted duck eggs reminded Rong Ziyan that he had also sold quite a few before. He might as well check how much savings he had.

Thinking about it, it had been a long time since he had paid back money. The time to harvest the wool from the rich second generation and loan sharks was probably about right. It was time for a wave of reaping.

Just then, the class group suddenly went crazy tagging Rong Ziyan. Rong Ziyan took a look. It turned out that the three papers he had submitted earlier had been published.

“Ahhhhh! I have the qualifications to submit to a core journal! Congratulations, Academic Overachiever!”

“As expected of the top academic overachiever in our veterinary medicine department, you really didn’t bring shame to our veterinary medicine department.”

“Academic Overachiever, come out! Such a joyous occasion, shouldn’t we have a discount on salted duck eggs and salted fish?”

Rong Ziyan took a look and replied, “It’s not impossible.”

The group was instantly excited.

Rong Ziyan then replied, “Buy one box, get one free!”

“WTF! What kind of discount is that!”

Rong Ziyan said matter-of-factly, “Small business, life is hard, a WeChat business is like selling my skills QAQ.”

He also attached a sticker of a bald little man kneeling obediently that he often used [Can’t you guys be a little more reserved like me?]

This time, Rong Ziyan had specifically drawn hair on it.

However, the dark and dense hair did not make the students of the veterinary medicine department feel comforted. Instead, they felt even more miserable.

MMP, the final thesis defense of the graduation season was approaching, and they had already experienced hair loss from staying up all night revising their theses. Now, looking at the dark and dense hair on the sticker, they all felt mocked.

[Depressed Value +5000]

The students of the veterinary medicine department, who were emotional people, very kindly let Rong Ziyan harvest a wave of their leeks, and at the same time, prepared to ambush him with sacks when Rong Ziyan returned.

The System sighed: “Rong, I bet a cucumber that you will definitely get beaten up this time.”

Rong Ziyan was very confident: “Don’t talk nonsense. Our veterinary medicine department has always been very united.”

The System coldly and ruthlessly blocked him, feeling that this person had absolutely no self-awareness.

However, when Rong Ziyan returned to his dormitory that night, not only was he not beaten, but he also became the object of everyone in the other dormitories trying to curry favor with him.

“Brother Rong! Please save my report. Quickly help me take a look. Why is this wrong!”

“Ahhhhh! Look at mine first! If I don’t submit it tomorrow, my diploma will be gone. Brother Rong, no! Daddy! Please come and care for your little son who needs your attention!”

“No, no, you guys all hurry up and get out of the way. I’m the Academic Overachiever’s exclusive VIP client. The Academic Overachiever must help me first. There’s really no way. All five people in our group are useless!”

Rong Ziyan had time now and could help them take a look one by one. He simply asked them to form a line and come in group by group.

At ten o’clock at night, Rong Ziyan helped the last group finish revising their reports and finally let out a sigh of relief.

Someone who was good at sucking up offered him a bowl of Luosifen, paired with a soft salted duck egg yolk.

Rong Ziyan picked it up and slurped a bite, “Have you guys eaten yet?”

“Let’s eat together, let’s eat together!”

The corridor was filled with the “fragrance” of Luosifen. The happiness of boys in their twenties was so simple. They all felt happy just holding bowls and slurping noodles together.

However, the brothers from the mechanical engineering department who lived on the same floor as them were a little broken down.

They were slurping noodles in the middle of the night, and with such a strong smell, weren’t they intentionally bullying people?!

So the guys from the dormitory closest to the three-eight line by the stairs came out, still playing halfway through Honor of Kings.

“I say, what are you guys from the veterinary medicine department doing! If you keep releasing poison late at night, we’re going to attack too!”

When it came to being shameless, the veterinary medicine department had Rong Ziyan backing them up and had no fear at all. So, someone quickly shouted over, “Come on! If you don’t, you’re not a man!”

“Hehe! Just wait!” The guys from the mechanical engineering department immediately joined the battle.

Half an hour later, the veterinary medicine department saw them come out with a white steamed bun each.

A specialty of the cafeteria’s main food auntie. Soft, delicious and sweet.

However, compared to the Luosifen in their hands, it was too inferior. The people from the veterinary medicine department didn’t care.

However, the next second, they saw the leader take out a familiar small bottle with a red label.

At this, the expressions of everyone from the veterinary medicine department immediately changed.

“Holy crap, holy crap! It’s Wang Zhihe stinky tofu.”

“That’s too ruthless. Are they trying to die together with us?”

“Mechanical dogs, you’ve thought about it! If you open it, no one’s going to have a good night tonight!”

“Hehehe, what are you afraid of! We have a blower!”

“We’ll just blow it all over to your side. We’re fearless.”

“!!!” This time, everyone from the veterinary medicine department panicked. They subconsciously looked at Rong Ziyan.

“Quick! Quickly think of a solution!”

Rong Ziyan, who was participating in this kind of collective activity for the first time, was a bit confused. “Let me think?”

“Of course! You’re the most dog-like in the entire department. If you don’t go, who will?” Someone accidentally spoke the truth.

Rong Ziyan glanced at him, then silently went back to his own dormitory and took out a small iron box.

The mechanical engineering department thought that Rong Ziyan had given up when he left first, so they took the opportunity to open the lid of the stinky tofu and began the first wave of biochemical attacks.

But they never expected that an even more intense smell would come from behind them.

It turned out that Rong Ziyan, who had just left, didn’t know when he went down to the third floor. He had quietly circled around to their rear from another staircase and placed an open iron box in the corridor behind them.

It was incredibly stinky and had a strong fishy smell. It was the legendary surströmming!

“!!! Quickly get this thing away!” The mechanical engineering department immediately collapsed. Their first reaction was to deal with it.

Stinky tofu was already deadly enough, and adding this was simply one of the ten greatest tragedies on earth!

The veterinary medicine department was all laughing, and they exclaimed that, as expected, Rong Ziyan was their true secret weapon. Stinky tofu was nothing! It was simply too weak.

However, Rong Ziyan advised them, “Quickly go back to your dormitories! It’s best to close the doors and seal the door cracks.”

“Why?” Everyone didn’t understand.

Rong Ziyan didn’t explain and went back to his own dormitory first.

Two more minutes passed, and the brothers from the veterinary medicine department finally understood why Rong Ziyan said that. The air was circulating, so now their corridor was also filled with the stench of surströmming.

And what was even more of a pitfall was that because they had been keeping their dormitory doors open, now even their dormitories were filled with this suffocating smell.

Luosifen, stinky tofu, surströmming… that night, these three foods made the students on the entire floor feel the vicissitudes of growth and the beatings of real society.

Only Rong Ziyan, who had prepared in advance, managed to escape the disaster.

However, what was even more of a pitfall was that the next morning, some people downstairs who recognized them actually took the initiative to ask, “I heard that the toilet on your floor exploded? What was that smell last night?!”

[Awkward Value +29999]

“…” Faced with such an awkward question, everyone chose to remain silent. After all, the entire process was extremely embarrassing, whether it was reminisced about or spoken out loud.

But Rong Ziyan, on the other hand, reaped a large wave of gold coins because of this and once again drew a lottery to replenish the shortage of salted duck eggs he had sold before.

However, the boys’ dormitories were just like that. They would bicker and fight, but in the end, they were all brothers, and there was nothing serious.

On the other hand, the girls’ dormitory had some problems.

The dormitory area of the agricultural university had always been very strictly managed, and the safety factor was very high. Non-university students were not allowed to enter. Parents had to be accompanied by a student and had to bring the official seal of the department. Even tutors were only allowed in during inspections. And it was strictly stipulated that male teachers, for any reason, were not allowed to enter the girls’ dormitory.

This was, after all, for the protection of the students.

But because the celebrity had come in to shoot the promotional video before, it was inevitable that many people from outside the school were brought in.

Especially since some scenes of the promotional video’s female lead were shot in the girls’ dormitory. So the entire crew had entered.

Of course, the dormitory side had also conducted a strict inspection afterward to ensure that there were no “missed” cameras or unsavory people lingering around. But it couldn’t stand that they had a two-week filming cycle.

People reported to the girls’ dormitory every day, and their fans were guarding the road between the dormitory and the teaching building, making it difficult for many students to rest, go to class, or eat.

However, the crew was good at handling things. They promptly ordered the female lead to disperse her fans and apologized, which barely calmed things down.

But not even two days passed before another incident occurred.

A perverted man who stole clothes popped up in the girls’ dormitory. Although it wasn’t underwear, just outerwear that was hung in the drying room, it was enough to make people feel disgusted.

The key was that this person was masked, and the time he entered and exited was uncertain. No one knew how he got into the girls’ dormitory. After the police were called, the police came, and this person ran away. As soon as the police left, this person would come again. It made the girls afraid to go to the toilet at night.

“What do we do?” Rong Ziyan’s class group was all talking about this matter.

One of them was about to explode. He had a younger sister who was one year younger than them and studied landscaping, living in that building. The little girl was timid and hadn’t slept well for days.

And he, as her older brother, was also worried. After all, he was a grown man, and if he was just stealing clothes in the middle of the night, what if he didn’t want to steal clothes anymore one day?

“No, we have to think of something! This bastard has probably been lurking for a long time. How else would he know when the police are coming?”

“That’s what I’m worried about. The girls’ dormitory said that they’ve been losing takeout every day for the past few days. I’m afraid that this person is actually already living in the girls’ dormitory!”

“No way!”

“Then how would the takeout be missing! Who would steal someone else’s takeout to eat for no reason? Isn’t it disgusting?”

“Ahhhhhhhhh! Stop talking! Quickly think of a solution!” The one who was a brother was burning with anxiety.

Rong Ziyan stared at the group for a while, suddenly thinking of a solution.

“Do you have any photos of that perverted man?”

“Academic Overachiever! Do you have a solution?”

“I don’t know, we have to try.” In Rong Ziyan’s memory, there were often petty thefts in the countryside in the past. But at that time, everyone raised dogs, so they could also be protected.

But in the girls’ dormitory, it would definitely be difficult to raise a dog, but he had an animal that could have the same effect as a dog.

Geese!

So, that afternoon, a group of new residents moved into the girls’ dormitory.

Rong Ziyan personally selected the female geese, tied pink heart-shaped little ribbons on their necks that were personally tied by handsome Rong Daddy, and walked with their two little short legs, glaring with their knife-like eyes, strutting proudly in the corridor.

Head-top captions: Everywhere, there are beautiful and gentle young ladies QAQ