TWWMABMTBH Chapter 22

Chapter 22 I Beg You, Please Act Like a Human!

System: Holy crap! Does this host’s big oaf of a hoof want to hit on you?

Rong Ziyan didn’t answer, but instead pondered the name of the young man revealed in the system prompt, becoming even more cautious.

If this person was the Ji Shu he knew, Rong Ziyan believed he should really stay far away from him. Compared to that incompetent second-generation rich kid in his dorm, this one was a true devil incarnate. And he was someone Rong Ziyan absolutely could not afford to provoke at the moment.

There was no choice, Ji Shu’s name was too famous in Beijing. Even ordinary students like Rong Ziyan had heard of him.

A frequent guest in gossip news, the infamous young master of the Ji family. At the age of twenty-something, he had overthrown a group of elders in his family to take control of the Ji family’s power. Even his own father couldn’t control him.

He seemed to have the imposing air of a domineering president, but his romantic history was far too complicated.

He was a playboy, never short of people around him, from alluring young starlets to innocent college students. It was said that Ji Shu’s bed was occupied every day of the year, without exception.

So why would such a person come back to the village? Rong Ziyan was a bit curious, but that didn’t change the fact that he didn’t want to deal with Ji Shu.

Especially the lust value the system prompt, made Rong Ziyan even more wary of Ji Shu. A walking hook-up machine, Rong Ziyan was relatively traditional and couldn’t accept the persona of such a playboy.

But clearly, Ji Shu hadn’t realized that Rong Ziyan had seen through him. Instead, he was strolling towards Rong Ziyan with his big goose.

It had to be said that Ji Shu was able to charm so many lovers with his devotion. Apart from his wealth and power, that handsome face was also a major factor.

Especially now, the closer he got, the clearer Ji Shu’s features became. Especially those flirtatious and affectionate peach blossom eyes, staring intently at Rong Ziyan with a blurry obsession that was also extremely alluring.

Even though Rong Ziyan was a straight man, he couldn’t help but marvel at how handsome this man was.

Taking a deep breath, Rong Ziyan regained his composure and took a step back.

But Ji Shu suddenly reached out and started talking to Rong Ziyan, “Hello, my name is Ji Shu. To meet is fate. Little brother, want to be friends?”

He spoke with a smile, using the oily and flirtatious tone specific to rich second-generation guys when they were out on the prowl. But Ji Shu’s voice was particularly clear, and his eyes were even more sincere. Far from being sleazy, he actually looked rather playful.

If it were any other time, Rong Ziyan would have responded out of politeness. But clearly, the way Ji Shu was looking at him was wrong, a little too unrestrained.

[Lust Value: 9999]

System: Tui! Is this guy high on aphrodisiacs?

Rong Ziyan was amused by the system’s comment, but couldn’t help but glance at Ji Shu’s lower body.

Long and straight, encased in jeans, the lines were close to perfect. But Ji Shu had already popped out two lust values of 9999 in a row, yet Ji Shu’s body didn’t seem to change at all?

Rong Ziyan activated his skill, wanting to see if Ji Shu had some kind of problem?

And he actually did see two black spots on Ji Shu’s body, the color very, very dark, one on his head and one on his heart. But they were not labeled as any disease, the reason being that Rong Ziyan’s system level was not high enough, requiring another upgrade to see.

But even if he couldn’t see the name, it proved that this Ji Shu definitely had something wrong with him!

Thinking back to the rumors about Ji Shu on the internet, his nightly revelries, maybe he had already, at such a young age…

Suddenly feeling a bit of sympathy for Ji Shu, Rong Ziyan was silent for a moment before taking out the chives he had bought in town earlier from the basket and putting them in Ji Shu’s hand, “Being friends is out of the question.”

“Besides, take good care of yourself, you’re still young.”

Chives were good for virility, Rong Ziyan finished, turned, and walked away.

The Ji Shu left behind was completely stunned, not even reacting to Rong Ziyan’s move to distance himself and leave.

It wasn’t until his big goose stuck its head out and pecked at the chive leaves in his hand that he suddenly reacted, lightly grabbing the goose’s neck and shaking it, “Goose! Was that little brother handsome?”

The big goose tilted its head, nuzzling Ji Shu: Dad~ Isn’t this food for me?

Ji Shu narrowed his eyes, staring at Rong Ziyan’s back as he licked his lips, “You think he’s particularly good-looking too! What do I do, goose? Your dad doesn’t want to be human anymore.”

The big goose stared at Ji Shu with its dark eyes: So can I eat this vegetable or not?

Ji Shu and the goose were talking at cross-purposes, but that didn’t stop him from figuring out how to find out about Rong Ziyan.

Although it was just a fleeting encounter, Ji Shu instantly developed many unspeakable thoughts about Rong Ziyan.

Rong Ziyan was just too clean. Especially that gentle smile he gave when he pinched the down on the goose’s head, it made Ji Shu’s heart tremble.

At the time, he was far away, and Rong Ziyan was also looking down, so he couldn’t see Rong Ziyan’s whole face, and therefore he was even more looking forward to it. Until Ji Shu got closer and saw Rong Ziyan’s full face, at that moment, Ji Shu felt like he had discovered a treasure.

It was just a pity, it seemed that the other party didn’t like him. But that was okay, anything is possible!

Relying on a face that could charm all ages, Ji Shu quickly found out Rong Ziyan’s name and job.

Again, unexpectedly, Rong Ziyan was actually the veterinarian at the village’s animal husbandry station, and also a top student who came from Beijing.

It sounded like Rong Ziyan was not only far superior to ordinary people, but his character and actions were also very upright.

Ji Shu pinched the goose’s flat beak, whispering, “Hey, after finding out all this, your dad wants to be even less human!”

Goose: ???

Ji Shu glanced at the animal husbandry station not far away, and some ideas came to mind.

“Anyway, I have to buy some land for you, and I happen to be on vacation recently, how about we stay in the village for a few more days?”

Goose: ???

“Looks like you agree too!” Ji Shu nodded with satisfaction, feeling that he and the goose had reached a perfect consensus, and then he took the goose towards the village chief’s house.

He was staying overnight in the village today, so he had to find a place to sleep, preferably one that was close to Rong Ziyan.

At this time, Rong Ziyan had already forgotten about Ji Shu. The encounter on the field ridge was over and done with. After entering the animal husbandry station, Rong Ziyan became focused on his work.

He had to hatch the goose eggs he had won in the lottery first, so he was busy fiddling with the incubator.

The animal husbandry station had a special incubator. Although Rong Ziyan wasn’t a professional breeder, as a student of veterinary medicine, he had seen relevant information. But the incubator at the animal husbandry station was a different brand than the one Rong Ziyan had seen at school. The button positions were also different.

But since they were all incubators, the operating process was similar. After simulating it a few times, Rong Ziyan had mastered the operating method.

Generally, machine-incubated eggs can’t be incubated right away, they need to be allowed to adapt to the incubation environment of the incubator.

Rong Ziyan adjusted the temperature to 24 degrees, and at the same time put the fertilized eggs into the incubation chamber, intending to let them sit still for about 12 hours.

After that, he could set a suitable incubation environment and start hatching the little geese.

The system asked curiously, “How long does it usually take to hatch?”

Rong Ziyan: “Around twenty-eight days, I guess.”

System: “That’s a bit long!”

Speaking of this, the system suddenly thought of another question, “Host, what exactly is a lust value?”

Ji Shu’s emotions towards Rong Ziyan were something that had never appeared before. The system initially judged that Ji Shu wanted to hit on Rong Ziyan because of Ji Shu’s comments. But the concept of lust value didn’t exist in its settings.

Rong Ziyan thought for a while, and gave the system what he thought was a suitable explanation from an objective and scientific point of view, “According to the concept of biology, lust is the desire to mate.”

System, “I see.”

Having been enlightened, the system felt that it had learned something new again.

But after a while, it suddenly reacted.

“Holy crap! No way! Isn’t that Ji Shu a guy? Why does he want to mate with you?” The system was completely flustered.

And Rong Ziyan’s next sentence made him feel even more devastated, “Ah, don’t worry, he’s probably suffering from kidney deficiency.”

Strange knowledge was added again.

The system was completely messed up. It carefully recalled the emotions that people around Rong Ziyan had towards him, and was surprised to find that the content of the emotional values Rong Ziyan had obtained since he arrived had not been very normal.

Not only were those who produced intimate values the village hunk of Lujia Village and the sick duck of Lujia Village, but now there was finally someone who was interested in Rong Ziyan who was actually a guy.

System: Host, don’t you think you should really consider why this is happening?

Rong Ziyan was very calm: Because they’re sick and I can cure them?

The system shut down again, and refused to accept any further information from Rong Ziyan.

Rong Ziyan didn’t try to persuade it any further, and continued to busy himself with his unfinished work.

He had already submitted his thesis, the rest was just waiting for the subsequent review. The class group had been very lively for some reason, Rong Ziyan clicked in to take a look. It turned out that the rich second generation finally recovered from Rong Ziyan’s strike, and, for some unknown reason, he posted the last page of his thesis in the class group.

He said it was a mistake, but in reality, it was to brag about his thesis supervisor once again. That true heavyweight in the academic circle.

“Ahhhhh! A living and breathing big shot personally revised it, my god, Young Master is so lucky!”

“As expected, this is a true winner in life, something we commoners can only dream of.”

“I just want to know, how many points do you need to get into the big shot’s graduate program?”

In the class group, everyone was full of envy for the rich second generation.

But Rong Ziyan was staring at that page of the thesis in a daze.

Rong Ziyan thought this style of writing and the research topic seemed unusually familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere before, but for the moment he couldn’t figure it out.

Was it a journal or an academic report?

Rong Ziyan quickly sorted through his memories, and roughly came up with a scope.

It wasn’t from recent journals, it should be from one of the papers in the academic reports he had flipped through at school before. And from the ending, Rong Ziyan felt that this thesis of the rich second generation was more like padding his resume than a professional piece of work.

In short, it seemed impressive on the surface, but in reality, there was nothing to follow it up with. But for the university phase, it was already impressive enough.

Looking at it like this, this ghostwriter who wrote the thesis for him, might be doing it for money, so he took the rich second generation’s assignment, but didn’t want to give him the real research results, so he simply gave him a padded one.

But the rich second generation didn’t know that, and was still complacent.

So who exactly was this ghostwriter? Rong Ziyan felt that he must have read this person’s article. It was just that he couldn’t remember for the time being.

He wasn’t in a hurry anyway, if you wanted to get published in a core journal, it would take at least ten or twenty days. He would just keep this matter in mind, and sooner or later he would be able to catch the fox by the tail.

So, Rong Ziyan simply put this matter aside, and did the things he could do right now first.

Opening the system, Rong Ziyan looked at the salted duck egg and salted fish recipes in the exchange section.

It cost 200,000 gold coins to exchange for them. The price was indeed very high. But even so, Rong Ziyan was tempted to make them himself.

One recipe was 200,000, and two was 400,000. It seemed he needed a way to quickly earn gold coins.

Therefore, Rong Ziyan’s mind once again turned to Zhihu. After all, there were really a lot of sentimental people here!

It had been several days since the last post. Although people were still coming in, he was no longer able to generate a large amount of emotional value.

But the method was still good, Rong Ziyan felt it was very worthwhile to use for the long term.

So Rong Ziyan opened Zhihu, and wrote three posts regarding his recent research.

They were, “How to Tell the Difference Between Your Big Geese,” “I Have a Special Method to Make Your Geese Feathers Beautiful”……

The system couldn’t help but interject, “Isn’t this going to get no views?”

Rong Ziyan: “Actually, it will.”

Rong Ziyan had carefully analyzed the emotional values he had gotten from Zhihu. Although those posts about pig-raising techniques were not as numerous as that bloody drama post about a wealthy family, they could generate long-term emotional value.

After all, there were really people who came to Zhihu to look for answers to related questions. Rong Ziyan’s popular science content was straightforward, so people were constantly viewing it.

System: “But don’t you want to earn money quickly?”

Rong Ziyan: “Yes! So I have a third post.”

So, the system watched helplessly as Rong Ziyan wrote the title of the third article, “After Being Ruined and Returning to the Village, the Village Geese Are Still Loyal to Me.”