TWWMABMTBH Chapter 15
by VolareRong Ziyan was also speechless. But the people present were truly collapsing.
Because these wild boars had been there for an hour before Rong Ziyan arrived. They couldn’t be captured, they couldn’t be driven away. And when agitated, they would turn around and injure people.
“Sigh, I know our county doesn’t have much traffic, but this is right next to the highway, we really need to figure out a way to move them!” The person in charge of the toll station was completely distressed.
It was truly a disaster out of nowhere.
Wild boars live in groups, and in the past, villagers often suffered from them, having to hire hunters every year to deliberately hunt wild boars to prevent them from coming down the mountains in the fall to ravage crops. But now it’s different. The strong intrusion of humans into the ecosystem has severely damaged the environment. In addition, the number of wild boars has greatly decreased due to poachers.
Don’t think that the mountains around Rong Ziyan and others are full of animals, it’s true that catching a rabbit or pheasant is not difficult, but to encounter large prey like wild boars, especially in a large group, is very difficult.
This group in front of them didn’t come from the mountains around Rong Ziyan. They were brought by poachers to be sold as game, and were just caught by the public security organs at this intersection.
Poaching is a major crime, and with the number of wild boars so large, they could easily end up in jail for half their lives.
So, seeing that they couldn’t escape, these poachers abandoned their cargo and began to flee.
And to buy time to escape, these bastards also released the wild boars in the chaos. These were real wild beasts that had gone crazy in the mountains, gathering together and baring their fangs, glaring at the people surrounding them.
If it weren’t for the fences at the end of the highway, these wild boars would have already run out along the road under the leadership of their leader.
Now, the traffic police and the county forestry bureau have come, but they can’t do anything about the wild boars.
The initial plan was to capture the wild boars alive by using tranquilizer guns. But the few staff members of the forestry bureau were all inexperienced. The first shot missed, startling the wild boars, who then became aggressive and injured many people.
Later, there was no other way. Someone suggested that professionals should handle it, and why not call in the veterinarian from the animal husbandry station. But Wang Dazhuang from Wangjia Village was still in jail, and the old veterinarian from Lujia Village was not in good health. If he were called, if a wild boar bumped into him, it might cost him his life.
After calculations, only Rong Ziyan was left.
Coincidentally, one person at the highway toll station was from Rong Ziyan’s village, who said, “That young Doctor Rong is quite capable! Last time the ducks in the village had brain disease, he was the first to discover it.”
Thus, the leader of the forestry bureau quickly asked someone to call the village chief of Rong Ziyan’s village, asking him to bring Rong Ziyan to help.
A group of people were in a standoff with the wild boars, impatiently waiting for Rong Ziyan to appear.
But Rong Ziyan was young, and the forestry bureau wanted to give up as soon as they saw him.
Could someone so young have any experience?
But the village chief patted his chest confidently, “Don’t worry, leader!”
“Our little Doctor Rong is capable! Our little Doctor Rong is no problem!”
“…” Rong Ziyan, carrying his medicine box, was dumbfounded, wanting to immediately deny it three times, saying, I’m not, I can’t, don’t talk nonsense. But the leader of the forestry bureau had been convinced by the village chief’s confidence, and cast an encouraging gaze on Rong Ziyan.
“This young comrade, you can ask for anything you need. We will definitely cooperate with you with all our strength.”
Rong Ziyan thought for a moment and asked, “Will work-related injuries be reimbursed for medical expenses?”
“…” [Embarrassment value: 3000]
Completely unexpected that Rong Ziyan’s question would be so simple, the leader of the forestry bureau was silent for a while and said, “Yes.”
Rong Ziyan nodded, “Then do you have firecrackers?”
“…” They really didn’t have any. When one is in the middle of nowhere, where would one get firecrackers? Rong Ziyan’s idea was also new.
“Um… Just get a few loudspeakers! And then find a few colleagues with good lung capacity and loud voices.”
“Just these preparations will be enough.”
After speaking, Rong Ziyan found the traffic police and discussed with them whether the cars surrounding the wild boars could be rearranged.
In fact, from the moment he saw this scene, Rong Ziyan had an idea in his mind. This was something that everyone present didn’t understand.
Actually, wild boars have a habit of being driven away by loud noises.
Rong Ziyan asked them to use the vehicles to block the roads on all sides, forming a circle, with the only exit being the truck carrying cages. This way, when the wild boars are startled and try to escape, they will only have one option: to enter the cage.
But these wild boars were so daring that they even dared to injure people. How could they be driven away? Everyone else present thought it was unlikely.
Just then, the few loud-voiced colleagues that Rong Ziyan asked the forestry bureau to find finally arrived.
“That young Doctor Rong, how do we drive them away?” the leader of the forestry bureau asked Rong Ziyan.
Rong Ziyan gave each of these brothers a loudspeaker, and then said to them, “Stand in a parallel line, and yell at the wild boars!”
“Yell what?” They were all quite confused.
“Just yell anything, or even sing, the main thing is to be loud.”
“This… I can’t think of anything at the moment!” The few looked at each other, all at a loss. In the end, the village chief suggested, “Why doesn’t little Doctor Rong start us off?”
“That’s fine too.” But Rong Ziyan really rarely sang, and couldn’t think of any popular hits. He simply opened his phone to search for catchy songs and picked the most easy-to-sing one, “Riding on my beloved little motorcycle…”
“It will never get stuck in traffic!!” Holy crap! We know this one! As soon as this started, the few holding the loudspeakers immediately started singing along. The leader of the forestry bureau standing next to them was instantly startled.
Is this even a song?!
Eight broken gong voices erupted at the same time, plus that dreadful loudspeaker kept buzzing. Except for the few who were yelling, everyone else was suffering from a headache that was making their heads buzz.
However, not only them, even the wild boars couldn’t take it.
The leader yelled, “Protect the king!” and took off, leading his harem towards the exit with cages.
It’s working! The traffic police and the leaders of the forestry bureau looked at each other, all thinking that Rong Ziyan’s method was surprisingly effective.
And those eight who were yelling with loudspeakers were also very excited.
Before, when they caught wild boars, they could only be chased by the wild boars. Now the wild boars were being scared away by them.
These guys also went wild, excitedly holding up their loudspeakers and following after them. When the little motorcycle rhythm wasn’t enough, they even knew to change to shouting, “One person, I’m drunk on wine, drunk, I make the beauties a pair…”
This dreadful rhythm was even more terrifying than the little motorcycle from before.
The wild boars instantly became even more panicked. In less than five minutes, they all rushed into the cages. Rong Ziyan stepped forward and closed the cage door, instantly capturing all of the fleeing wild boars.
Hey, why is it over so quickly? These few generals holding loudspeakers still weren’t satisfied.
The leaders of the forestry bureau, whose ears had gone black from their singing, breathed a sigh of relief.
But there was still more to do. After all, they were wild animals, and whether they were released or taken in, they had to be inspected first. And this task naturally fell on Rong Ziyan.
This was also the first time Rong Ziyan had seen live wild boars. He went up to inspect them. Fortunately, except for one that was injured, the rest were healthy. Rong Ziyan helped bandage and treat the injured one. He successfully gained 2000 points of goodwill from the wild boars.
When Rong Ziyan came down from the car, the traffic police who had been injured helping to catch the wild boars were still standing nearby. Some were dealing with the aftermath, and others were waiting for the doctor to treat their wounds. Looking at the scene, there was only one doctor helping with bandaging.
Rong Ziyan thought about it and asked a kind-looking older brother nearby, “How about I take a look at you?”
Older brother: ??? Aren’t you a veterinarian?
But even as he asked, Rong Ziyan had already extended his hand, and he couldn’t refuse. He could only awkwardly agree, and in the end, he also gave Rong Ziyan 700 gratitude points.
After all, his wound really stopped hurting quickly after being treated by Rong Ziyan. It was just that being bandaged by a veterinarian felt a bit strange.
Thus, this older brother gave Rong Ziyan an additional 500 points of subtle feelings.
But there was someone else at the scene who felt more subtle, and that was the doctor who was called to treat the external injuries. When he discovered that Rong Ziyan treated surgical wounds even more decisively than him, he was truly shocked.
Doctor: “Have you ever interned in the emergency room or surgery department of a hospital?”
Rong Ziyan: “No.”
Doctor: “Then why are you so skilled at suturing?”
Rong Ziyan thought about it: “I just castrated a hundred pigs last month.”
“…” Instantly, the whole place went silent.
Rong Ziyan harvested another 5000 embarrassment points. He was truly a well-deserved money-making expert!
Finally, when everyone had dispersed, it was already past ten o’clock in the evening. After contacting Beijing, the forestry bureau decided to send this batch of wild boars to the Beijing Wildlife Park for resettlement.
Rong Ziyan also arranged the results of his examination and medical advice, asking the staff sending the wild boars to take them with them to the forestry bureau.
After all of this, it was almost twelve o’clock when Rong Ziyan returned home.
Lying in bed, Rong Ziyan and the System were calculating the gold coins for the day.
The System didn’t reply for a long time.
Rong Ziyan: What’s wrong?
System: I’m shocked by the speed at which you collect gold coins!
The System revealed the number. On Zhihu alone, Rong Ziyan had gained a full 300,000+ gold coins.
The content was so complex that it had created an epic record of the love-hate relationship between readers and author.
Rong Ziyan opened Zhihu and was indeed flooded with notification cards. Looking at the comments below the posts, they were all over the place.
Some were asking him to write more, some were yelling at him not to abandon it, some were questioning its authenticity, and others were saying that his writing was good and he should go write web novels.
Rong Ziyan: “So, are we now only 600,000 gold coins away from upgrading the lottery, right?”
“Yes! And the upgrade only requires 600,000 gold coins. Host, do you want to draw with the remaining 300,000 now? Maybe you’ll win something good?”
After all, it was 300 consecutive draws!
Rong Ziyan thought what the System said was reasonable, so he agreed, “Draw!”
As soon as the word was spoken, Rong Ziyan’s space was instantly filled with salted duck eggs and salted fish. By the time he got to the 299th draw, the system prompted that there was insufficient space, and the reward for the last draw could only be placed in the real world.
“F*ck, is this mocking me?” The System’s mental state completely collapsed, wishing it could hang itself in front of the Heavenly Path.
Rong Ziyan didn’t care, preparing the vegetable baskets for the salted fish and salted duck eggs, while agreeing to put the last lottery item directly into reality.
Thus, as soon as Rong Ziyan finished speaking, the lottery wheel suddenly burst out with a passionate purple light.
System: Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap, holy crap, it’s an SR-level item!
“SR?” Rong Ziyan also became serious, wanting to see what he had won.
Five minutes later, Rong Ziyan sensitively sensed that there was something breathing in his room.
He looked down under his bed and found that on the floor under his bed, there was a golden turtle the size of a millstone, (pei) , excuse me, it was a tortoise.
At this moment, the turtle was poking its head out, staring at Rong Ziyan with a pair of beady green eyes, and a caption popped up on its head, “For five thousand years up and down in China, there is no gossip that this old one doesn’t know.”