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    Vicious cannon fodder

    When they arrived at the small hall of the hotel suite, Yu Yi asked them to sit on the sofa one by one. He stood in front of them and said to them: “Sit down first and don’t move.”

    As soon as the voice fell, Xu Jiangyue immediately picked up Yu Yi’s words and asked him: “I’ve already sat down.”

    “Then can we start sharing?” As if he didn’t like arguing with a group of people over the allocation of seats on the bed, Xu Jiangyue’s tone became twisted and he said a little stiffly: “Remember to give me the seat closest to you. Whether you sleep on me or not is up to you.”

    Stretching out his green-white index finger, Yu Yi shook his fingertips towards Long Aotian and said to Xu Jiangyue: “Don’t be anxious.”

    “My position distribution must be fair and orderly! I will not make an immediate decision just because someone asks for it in advance. This is very unfair to other people.”

    The five people all nodded in agreement and looked at Yu Yi who was standing.

    After a while, Yu Yi looked at them seriously from side to side, but never made a sound or gave any specific rules.

    On the sofa, Shen Changqing rubbed his fingertips and asked Yu Yi: “There are certain standards for fairness and justice. What are your standards?”

    “The standards are very simple, and there is no template. In fact, I want you to take the initiative to tell me whether you have any special habits when sleeping, such as poor sleeping posture, etc.” After a pause, Yu Yi slightly licked the soft flesh of the bright red lips under the slender lip line, his smart eyes wandered around, and said, “But you have to say it at the same time, and you have to say it with your eyes closed.”

    After frowning Jianlang, Shen Changqing continued to ask: “Are you going to have a louder voice than any of us?”

    Shaking his head hard, Yu Yi said: “It is important for me to hear it, but what is more important is the content.”

    Suddenly, Yu Yi became serious and straightened up his back again. Thinking of what he was going to say, he couldn’t help but raise the corners of his mouth and said, “Of course, you can also give me a small bribe. I will take the money.”

    “Oh, I almost forgot the most important point. After talking about your habits, remember to praise me.” Yu Yi said confidently: “The content of the praise can be anything, but it must be with a smile.”

    Closing his eyes, praising him, and smiling, these three important points were summed up. Yu Yi felt that he was bad, but he also knew clearly that if he didn’t do this, he would be squeezed to death on the bed tonight and become a common pillow for Long Aotian.

    Besides, bad means bad, evil means evil.

    Anyway, he is just a vicious cannon fodder, and there is a saying: If a man is not bad, what is there not to love about him?

    On the other hand, if a vicious cannon fodder is not bad, it is not a vicious cannon fodder.

    Yu Yi, who has taken the initiative, will naturally not miss any opportunity to defeat Long Aotian. After all, Yu Yi has a small heart, but he still remembers those small grudges.

    Especially not long ago, four people secretly touched my waist, butt, etc.

    Thinking of this, Yu Yi couldn’t help but show a sly smile, but accidentally met Jin Minglang’s gentle gaze.

    His smile fell briefly.

    His heart skipped a beat, Yu Yi glanced over, and said in his heart: Even if you are a good person among Long Aotian in the book, you can’t hide…

    Moreover, Yu Yi always felt that Jin Minglang’s visit to him tonight must be about computer files.

    Yu Yi really guessed it right. Jin Minglang was looking for him because of the files on his laptop.

    But she didn’t want to threaten him, but wanted Yu Yi to delete those files.

    The reason is simple, he took it wrong.

    The content of the document was not a cooperation proposal between him and Xu Jiangyue, but a photo of Yu Yi.

    Basically, they are close-ups of Yu Yi’s hands, and the documents inside even include some extremely dirty comments he made about Yu Yi’s hands.

    The two people’s small actions were quickly noticed by Li Yinting, who stared at Yu Yi’s beautiful face with extremely guilty conscience.

    Thinking of the scenes he watched, Li Yinting remained calm and planned to deepen the misunderstanding between them after tonight.

    Li Yinting looked at Yu Yi and said, “When will Xiao Yi start?”

    No longer evading, Yu Yi said directly: “You can do it now.”

    Xu Jiangyue wanted to say something, but when he saw He Yuexun looking at Yu Yi like a large golden retriever, Shen Changqing and the others acquiesced, as if he would be kicked out as soon as he said he didn’t want to praise Yu Yi.

    Played right into their hands.

    After finally holding it in, Xu Jiangyue took a deep breath.

    It’s just a compliment to Yu Yi. Besides, it’s easy to find points to praise Yu Yi for, such as being beautiful and having a nice body.

    At the mention of Yu Yi’s body fragrance, Xu Jiangyue’s nose couldn’t help but move, and the palms placed on his strong thighs squeezed silently through the air.

    Seeing that all five Long Aotian had closed their eyes, they told about their sleeping habits one after another.

    Especially He Yuexun’s voice, loud and proud: “I never snore when I sleep. I only stick to one posture and am used to protecting my weaker body. If Xiaoyi needs it, my arms can become Xiaoyi’s two steel walls to block other people or objects from touching…”

    His ears were almost occupied by He Yuexun’s voice. Yu Yi didn’t bother to pay attention to He Yuexun’s words to please him. He just silently raised an evil smile, stood on tiptoes, and walked towards the door of the room.

    Locked the door.

    …………

    After sleeping comfortably for a night, Yu Yi finished rinsing his mouth in the room, and then he remembered Long Aotian and the others who he had left in the small hall.

    He quietly opened the door, revealing an unobservable gap. Yu Yi squatted half-crouched in the crack of the door, staring toward the small hall with his big, round eyes.

    Before anyone could see the figure, the gap was noticed, and then a black cloth appeared, completely covering everything, and said to the door panel glumly: “Xiao Yi.”

    Hearing He Yuexun’s plaintive and unhappy voice, Yu Yi opened the door and saw He Yuexun alone in the small hall, but it was very noisy.

    Noticing that Yu Yi was looking around, He Yuexun’s eyes brightened for a moment, then dimmed again.

    The first time he saw He Yuexun flickering on and off like a broken light bulb, Yu Yi couldn’t help but ask, “What’s wrong with you?”

    He Yuexun: “I don’t want to call you Xiaoyi anymore.”

    “Why?” Yu Yi didn’t understand.

    He Yuexun just stayed out all night. Was he stimulated by something? Or did he really verify Li Yinting’s ghost story? A sudden supernatural event happened and he was forced to change his soul.

    Worried that the subsequent assumption would be true, Yu Yi subconsciously took a step back. If it were someone else, wouldn’t it be a ghost?It’s better not to get close to the ghost.

    Sensing Yu Yi’s retreat, He Yuexun’s mood became even lower. When he recalled the conversation that extended from the quarrel between him and Xu Jiangyue last night, he learned that Yu Yi had not slept with Jin Minglang or him, but the other three.

    Not understanding why He Yuexun was upset at all, Yu Yi simply backed away, and even tightened his grip on the door frame when he heard crackling sounds mixed with quarrels coming from the kitchen.

    After feeling tangled and angry for a while, He Yuexun looked at Yu Yi and said, “Because I want to get closer to you.”

    “The name Xiaoyi is not unique to me, nor is it particularly intimate.”

    Yu Yi: “Then what do you want to shout?”

    He Yuexun: “…baby.”

    Faced with He Yuexun’s “baby” title, Yu Yi always felt bad, but when he saw He Yuexun’s expression, he would die if he didn’t agree.

    His face turned pale, and Yu Yi stuttered: “Yes, but changing the name requires…”

    He Yuexun interrupted and replied immediately: “I will transfer any amount to you.”

    Yu Yi: “…”

    What happened to them last night?

    Long Aotian and others were fighting, and Yu Yi was reaping the benefits, so he didn’t really want to inquire about the specific details.

    If it was about him, wouldn’t he be the center of the conflict?What a hassle.Yu Yixin said.

    System 987 breathed a sigh of relief when Yu Yi didn’t ask.

    After vaguely collecting the money from He Yuexun to change his name, Yu Yi heard Xu Jiangyue’s screams from the kitchen exploding as if he had eaten countless gunpowder. He was so frightened that he trembled and said, “What are they doing?”

    As soon as he finished speaking, He Yuexun remembered something and immediately pulled Yu Yi to the dining table in the small hall.

    Looking at the sweet and soft cake on the table, Yu Yi looked at He Yuexun without knowing why.

    He Yuexun: “I brought the pastry chef from the airport.”

    “This is the cake I asked him to make for you. Didn’t you really want to eat it last time?”

    Yu Yi: “Yes.”

    The noise in the kitchen became lively again, with endless crackling and crackling, which aroused Yu Yi’s curiosity.

    After noticing Yu Yi looking towards the kitchen in confusion, He Yuexun said to him, “They are making breakfast for you.”

    Yu Yi’s eyes widened, as if he had heard a fantasy.

    He Yuexun continued: “Probably all kinds, Chinese style, British style, etc.”

    It is impossible to imagine the cooking skills of Long Aotian except Li Yinting.

    Yu Yi’s beautiful face instantly turned several shades white, as if it had been bleached. The red lip line opened slightly, and the tip of his tongue trembled uneasily as he licked the white upper teeth.

    It doesn’t matter what style you’re doing, what you’re most afraid of is the unpalatable doggy style.

    …………

    Sitting uneasily at the top of the dining table, Yu Yi looked at the five plates of breakfast in front of him and didn’t dare to move his chopsticks.

    Except for Xu Jiangyue’s “burnt fragrant” omelette, all of them looked good, but Yu Yi refused to use his chopsticks.

    After all, who can withstand the gaze of five people falling on him at the same time, and if he feels it carefully, he can feel the slightest expectation.

    Everyone is waiting for his first chopsticks.

    Under extreme pressure, Yu Yi said: “I can’t eat that much.”

    Jin Minglang: “Yiyi, just take one bite. Maybe you can choose what you like and finish it all.”

    Yu Yi instinctively looked at the seafood porridge cooked by Jin Minglang. There were fresh and sweet shrimps and shellfish floating on it. Just when he was about to drink it, Li Yinting moved his chair and moved the brown sugar glutinous rice cake he made a step forward. “I remember Xiao Yi likes to eat sweet things.”

    Seeing that his shriveled bread with guacamole was squeezed out of the first ring like Xu Jiangyue’s omelette, Shen Changqing frowned and stood up to move his plate.

    In a silent move, Yu Yi still didn’t take a bite.

    “Baby.” He Yuexun was afraid that his hard work would not enter Yu Yi’s mouth, so he couldn’t hold back and said.

    The word “baby” brought out a lot of green. Li Yinting and Shen Changqing had just sat down, their faces were livid, and they immediately looked at He Yuexun, and then looked at Yu Yi.

    Jin Minglang didn’t say a word, but silently looked at the cake that He Yuexun brought to Yu Yi. Xu Jiangyue turned his head, as if he didn’t believe that He Yuexun actually called Yu Yi that way.

    Facing the wonderful expressions of the four people, Yu Yi swallowed his saliva. He couldn’t understand that just a title had such a big impact on their emotions?

    System 987: [Very big.】

    Yu Yi: “!!!”

    [Long Aotian always puts himself first, so he pays great attention to addressing people he is close to.] System 987 said: [They may be a little jealous of He Yuexun calling you baby.】

    Thinking that his ears heard it wrong, Yu Yi couldn’t help but ask: “Are you jealous?”

    System 987: [Xiaoyi, yes, it’s jealousy.】

    After noticing the changes in the four people, He Yuexun felt that he had won a fortune and continued: “Baby, if you don’t eat the cake for a long time, you will miss the best taste.”

    Yu Yi: “Oh, I know.”

    Looking at the cake, Yu Yi felt inexplicably that if he didn’t eat it now, he wouldn’t be able to eat it again later.

    “Yu Yi.” Xu Jiangyue’s face was as dark as the eggs he fried, and his tone even imitated a burned pot.

    Shuddering secretly, Yu Yi accidentally moved the plate with Xu Jiang’s Cantonese omelette out a little.

    Xu Jiangyue’s complexion turned completely black.

    He took a deep breath and placed the plate directly in front of Yu Yi, “Eggs have high nutritional value. Eating them is good for you.”

    “Besides, eggs are very white, and they will become even whiter if you eat them.”

    Facing the horrible and black eggs in front of him, Yu Yi simply didn’t believe what Xu Jiangyue said. Is eating this nutritious and turning white?Whether he is poisoned or not, it is because he is destined to die.

    Seeing Yu Yi staring at the egg for a long time, as if he was deeply affectionate towards it, Xu Jiangyue’s expression softened.

    Yu Yi, is he reluctant to eat?Just an egg.

    Wait, it’s not an ordinary egg. It’s the first time he’s fried an egg for him. It can also be regarded as Yu Yi’s first time.

    Moreover, the first time is always worth cherishing.

    Xu Jiangyue, who mistakenly thought that Yu Yi was reluctant to eat, kept expressing his feelings.

    Finally, he sighed helplessly and said to Yu Yi in a compensating way: “Eat quickly.”

    “After we go out, we will go to sea together later.”

    Xu Jiang’s change of conversation, and the emphasis on going to sea, Yu Yi looked at him sideways, and said silently: Is going to sea a serious matter?Why did it come out of Xu Jiangyue’s mouth as if he was trying to drag him into the sea to make a movie?

    The expressions of the remaining four people also changed.

    Li Yinting silently clenched his fists.

    Shen Changqing thought of Yu Yi whom he saw on the swimming pool at that time, soaked and pitiful like a poor kitten that had fallen into the water.

    He rolled his Adam’s apple.

    Jin Minglang stared at Yu Yi’s snow-white hands, and seemed to be able to imagine Yu Yi tightly holding the lifebuoy, wearing a close-fitting swimsuit, waving to him.

    He Yuexun looked at Yu Yi silently, and a video clip of Yu Yi wearing a sailor suit appeared in his mind.

    Gradually, all five people’s eyes fell on Yu Yi’s pink lips. Unable to understand Long Aotian’s thoughts, Yu Yi subconsciously moved the five plates next to him.

    The five people were still looking at him, their eyes becoming more and more profound, like ferocious wild animals aggressively attacking their prey, and Yu Yi suddenly felt horrified.

    ?

    Aren’t they hungry?

    Yu Yi swallowed again and placed the plate in front of them.

    The food had no effect and their eyes never left his mouth.

    Immediately covering his delicate lips, Yu Yi looked at them from left to right and found that his eyes were still on himself.

    Don’t say anything, just look at him.Yu Yixin said.

    Yu Yi glared back one by one, but it seemed to have the opposite effect.

    The five people seemed to find Yu Yi’s glare amusing and continued to look at him.

    Yu Yi: “Don’t look at it.”

    After condensing her beautiful eyebrows, Yu Yi pursed her lips hidden in the palm of her hand.

    But it was of no use at all. Yu Yi looked at the breakfasts and couldn’t help but said:

    Sure enough, it was Long Aotian.

    Now even food can’t satisfy them, they all want to eat human mouths and taste human flesh!

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