SIATOWITF Chapter 54
by VolareChapter 54: I Don’t Kiss Snakes Without a Title or Status. Their Future…
“You get out here.”
Ji Mo An yanked the snake out from under the bed by its tail as if pulling up a radish, then grabbed its Seven Inches with one hand.
The two-meter-plus snake felt weightless in his hand; he effortlessly lifted it up.
“What is this?” Ji Mo An pressed the snake’s head down, pointing it towards a pile on the bed.
“Wo wo~” The snake flicked its tongue, suddenly starting to wag its tail, wearing an expression that screamed, “I’m super awesome!”
“You really are something,” Ji Mo An said, looking at the snake’s glittering big eyes, starting to feel speechless.
“Hehe.” The snake wagged its tail faster, the tip swaying back and forth, hitting his leg, making his calf muscles tingle.
“Guess if I’m praising you or being sarcastic?” Ji Mo An stared at the snake expressionlessly.
“…” The speed of the snake’s tail wagging slowed down, gradually approaching stillness.
A few seconds later, the snake suddenly twisted its lower body forcefully, and Ji Mo An, failing to hold it, dropped the snake on the bed, and it quickly burrowed into its wo wo.
“Hiss hiss…” The snake curled up in the wo and hissed at Ji Mo An.
“Is it yours that you’re protecting it so fiercely?” The snake’s behavior of defending its wo really made Ji Mo An laugh.
He had been annoyed by many things lately, and the snake’s rebelliousness undoubtedly added fuel to the fire.
A few minutes later…
The snake was taped to the door handle, raging impotently, biting at the doorframe. Ji Mo An sat cross-legged in the piled-up snake wo, sinking into deep self-doubt.
It seemed like he had done something very childish…
Like… fighting a snake for its wo?
“Go, bring me my briefcase.”
The snake hanging on the door handle shook, and the tape made an unbearable creaking sound.
“Me?” The snake pointed to itself with its tail.
“Also, put the fire extinguisher back in the cabinet, first one by the door, third shelf.”
“Shuai shuai…” The snake moved, then pitifully half-collapsed on the ground, seemingly unable to break free from the eighteen layers of tape.
“Wash me some grapes, second shelf in the storage room, get the green ones.” Ji Mo An turned a blind eye to the snake’s plight, only issuing orders.
“Hiss hiss…” Xuan Bai, paralyzed for half a day without getting any attention, had to roll over, slide out of the tape, and casually tear off a large clump of tape, sticking it to the fire extinguisher.
“Grapes~ grapes~” The dark snake raised its head and swam out of the bedroom, its tail curled around the fire extinguisher, swaying, as easily as if it were curling around a blade of grass.
Watching the swaying red disappear at the doorway, Ji Mo An silently surveyed his bed and wo wo.
Xuan Bai had folded each piece of clothing into a long strip and crisscrossed them, layering them into a circle about forty or fifty centimeters high.
He even made a gradient according to color.
Ji Mo An reached out and pushed it, but it didn’t fall; it was quite sturdy.
This snake was quite skilled at building a wo; it was obvious he had built many.
But… snakes could build their own wo? Ji Mo An suddenly discovered the blind spot.
Recalling the last time in the hotel, when he returned from a gathering with friends, the snake was also messing with his cloakroom, moving clothes to the bed.
Could it be that it was also building a wo that time, but he came back early and the wo hadn’t taken shape yet…
Maybe he should ask his friend why the snake suddenly started building wo? He saw that Xuan Bai didn’t pick up branches everywhere when he was usually kept in a box or tank…
Mainly, no matter how many clothes he had, they couldn’t withstand the snake messing with them one by one.
“Grapes~ grapes~”
While he was pondering, the familiar sound came from the doorway again.
Xuan Bai was extremely fast. In just a few minutes, he had not only washed the grapes but also peeled them.
He was seen with a plate of grapes on his head and the briefcase’s handle hooked on his tail, swimming quickly to the bed and disappearing into the blind spot.
The head of the round-eyed snake, balancing the plate, gradually rose to the edge of the bed jpg…
“Put it on the table,” Ji Mo An continued to command.
The head of the round-eyed snake, balancing the plate, gradually lowered to the edge of the bed jpg…
With a crisp click, Xuan Bai slightly lowered his head to let the plate slide onto the table.
“…” Ji Mo An watched his actions and sighed softly in his heart.
He should have seen long ago that Xuan Bai’s snake-like habits far outnumbered his human ones.
And a snake cannot survive in human society.
If you don’t cater, you’ll never fit in.
“Xuan Bai, that snake wo you built…”
“Wo!” Before Ji Mo An could finish speaking, Xuan Bai rushed over, his eyes shining.
“Build wo!” He bit a piece of clothing from the end of the bed and piled it up.
“Tear it down for me,” Ji Mo An finished the rest of his sentence.
The snake instantly collapsed on the bed as if it had lost its bones, rolling around and throwing a tantrum, biting his clothes.
Ji Mo An slid off the bed, opened his briefcase.
“Xuan Bai, what will happen in the future?” he asked.
The future?
Xuan Bai didn’t understand; he stopped rolling and tilted his head to look at Ji Mo An.
“What will happen in the future? I mean, after clarifying the misunderstanding, after solving everything. Will you let me go to your world?” Ji Mo An slowly spread out pieces of evidence of celebrities’ scandals on the table.
Countless chat records and pictures were filled with selfishness, greed, and infidelity.
“No!” Xuan Bai, with clothes on his head, swam to the bedside, “Snake wants to stay on Earth with Ji Mo An for the rest of its life!”
“But there are no companions of your kind here, you’re away from home. If you want to integrate into the human world…”
“Don’t want to integrate into the human world.” The next moment, the snake’s voice rang in his ears.
Xuan Bai quietly transformed into human form, and hugged Ji Mo An’s shoulder through the chair.
“Xuan Bai came to this world for Ji Mo An. Besides Ji Mo An, the snake is not interested in anything and does not want to contact any human being.”
A snake is just a snake, a snake that only belongs to Ji Mo An.
“Snake doesn’t like humans.” Xuan Bai lowered his head, gently nuzzling Ji Mo An’s neck with his nose.
“…”
Ji Mo An lowered his eyes and raised his hand to gently rub the snake’s head.
“Maybe I shouldn’t use human eyes to speculate on your thoughts. But I am the heir to the Ji Mo family, and without you, maybe I would be like every older generation. Opening a marriage in an orderly manner…”
“No…” The snake pitifully bit Ji Mo An’s neck.
“So I said ‘if’,” Ji Mo An frowned slightly. He could feel the snake poking him with his fangs, the dense, fine pricking making him more awake.
“Take one step, look a hundred steps ahead. I am twenty-six years old this year, and countless people are asking about my private life. My parents were childhood sweethearts and well-matched in social status, but I am different from them. I have never had any relationship beyond friendship with anyone, whether it’s the opposite or the same sex.”
“Xuan Bai, do you know what I’m thinking?”
What are you thinking?
The snake tasted the sour and astringent emotions around him, but unfortunately he couldn’t guess.
“I’m thinking about our future.” Ji Mo An slightly curled the corners of his lips. He could feel the arms hugging him suddenly tightening, his back pressed against a scaly chest.
The snake’s heart was beating, the clear and powerful rhythm causing his flesh and blood to tremble.
“One day, I suddenly realized that unknowingly, your figure was woven into every event in the future. I will worry about everything I do for you, worry about you facing the unknown world, worry about your unknown future. Even though I know very clearly that you are stronger than anyone else.”
“Xuan Bai, I don’t know what happened between us in that lost memory, but if you could say one sentence to the current me, what would you want to say?” Ji Mo An’s voice was also trembling slightly when he said this.
He knew the answer he wanted, but he was also panicking and anticipating the answer from Xuan Bai’s mouth.
“Seriously sense my emotions, and then tell me the answer.”
Ji Mo An turned slightly, looking at the pair of golden eyes so close.
Golden eyes, long hair.
Pure European-style eyebrows and eyes, the fine, dense black scales at the corners of his eyes, and… the overwhelming feeling of being inhuman.
As Mu Xuan said, Xuan Bai is not human. All of his actions seemed to be imitating humans, able to approach humans infinitely, but never able to become human.
Because Xuan Bai is a snake from an unknown world.
So this means that their future will be more difficult than everyone else’s…
“Brother, snake wants kisses~”
Difficult is difficult…
At this moment, Ji Mo An felt that he didn’t care.
“I don’t kiss snakes without a title or status.” His voice was tinged with a smile, he was still young, wasn’t he?
Then why not try it, it’s no big deal.
He was still young and had plenty of time to weave an ending for his impulsiveness.
“Ji Mo An, give the snake a title, okay?”
Xuan Bai leaned forward and gently kissed Ji Mo An’s lips.
It was a kiss without any desire, a kiss that existed only for the sake of kissing.
In the darkness, it seemed that a road riddled with holes was replaced with brand new stone bricks, continuing to spread towards that unknown void.
“Sometimes, I really am jealous of the self before amnesia.” Ji Mo An felt refreshed. He vigorously rubbed the snake’s head, messing up the black long hair like a chicken coop.
“Why?” Snake Snake tilted his head, his golden eyes like a pool of honey, sweet and thick.
“Having raised such a loyal snake, and enjoying the good things before me.” He didn’t even realize the jealousy in his tone.
“…” The snake didn’t speak, and his eyes suddenly began to wander.
“What’s with that expression?” Ji Mo An suddenly felt that something was wrong.
“No… in the past…” The snake suddenly stammered, “In the past, I often made you angry.”
Pfft… a stream of blood shot out from the snake’s forehead.
The snake pressed it down with his finger as usual.
“You will remember everything, not only remember the snake, but also remember that you have a stick specially used to beat the snake.” Xuan Bai was a little depressed.
“…” You still make me angry now.
The ambiguous atmosphere suddenly disappeared. Ji Mo An couldn’t help but wonder what the stick for beating the snake looked like.
“For example, what did you do to have a special snake-beating stick?”
He didn’t even need to think to know that Xuan Bai must have been even more rampant in his own territory than he was now.
“For example…” The snake’s eyes wandered even more.
“For example, the snake painted its face blue with paint, but insisted on sticking with you to go out and meet clients…”
The snake pressed down on the second stream of blood that was squirting out.
“And then?” Just listening to the description, Ji Mo An felt anger rising.
“Then the client ran away…” The snake continued to stammer.
“Why did you paint your face blue?” Ji Mo An couldn’t understand.
“Because a companion painted himself blue and said he couldn’t get it off, and the snake didn’t believe it… but it really couldn’t get it off…” The snake’s voice became smaller and smaller.
“…”
“Are there any other examples?” Ji Mo An felt his fists tightening.
“Does it count that the snake finished a month’s worth of snacks that Ji Mo An ordered for it in one day?” The snake kissed Ji Mo An’s face tentatively.
“…” Ji Mo An closed his eyes. He suddenly didn’t want to recover his memory. He always felt that recovering his memory would turn his healthy blood pressure into high blood pressure.
He really didn’t eat his own jealousy now, he swore.
The remaining emotion was only admiration.
“Can’t say anymore…” Xuan Bai had five of his ten fingers pressing down on the squirting blood.
“Can the snake with a title and status continue to kiss?”
“Kiss?” Ji Mo An looked at Xuan Bai’s handsome face and became more and more angry. The two golden eyes were written with “deserving a beating” on the left and right.
“Go to the side!”
“Why?” The snake instantly became pitiful.
“I don’t kiss snakes that have partners.” Ji Mo An turned around expressionlessly, collected the documents, and flipped through them with a rustling sound.
“Isn’t the snake famous?” Xuan Bai rarely stayed where he was.
“Isn’t the snake Ji Mo An’s partner?”
“Don’t make excuses.”
“…”
Xuan Bai watched Ji Mo An walk out with his computer and documents, and even calmly told Bai Yan to hold a meeting in ten minutes to deal with the sudden incident.
Click, he even locked the door and locked the snake in the room.
Ji Mo An! Bad!
Xuan Bai instantly turned into a black snake, and all the scales on his body exploded.
He rushed into the closet and took out all the remaining clothes and continued to pile them on top of his wo wo.
Tonight, the snake must sleep in his wo wo!
Tomorrow night, the snake will take the wo wo to sleep under the bed! I will never come out from under the bed in this life!
Unless Ji Mo An begs him!
Click… As the snake was beating the clothes, Ji Mo An opened the door and walked in again.
Did he realize so quickly that he was bad to the snake?
Xuan Bai shook his tail and quickly swam to the edge of the bed.
Ji Mo An walked past the snake, ignoring the snake’s high chest, and took the peeled grapes from the table.
Click, lock the door again.
Ji Mo An! Bad!
The snake hissed at the door.
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