Shock!Straight Man Long Aotian Secretly Hides The Villain’S Skirt Chapter 44

Chapter 44 The evil cat concubine who confuses the country 5

Lu Wenjing laughed softly, snatched the orange from Silly Cat’s arms, and slowly tore open the peel.

Sure enough, he just glanced at it and saw Xie Rong immediately jumping in front of him, raising his head and staring at the orange in his hand with his round cat eyes. He put his paws on his chest and waited quietly. Compared with the arrogant look before, he was extremely well-behaved.

Lu Wenjing broke off a piece of orange segment and was about to hand it to Xie Rong’s mouth, but suddenly withdrew it.

Xie Rong’s mouth was already open, but he was teased, and he became furious and screamed at the top of his lungs.

“Cats can’t eat it,” Lu Wenjing recalled the records in the veterinary classics and stuffed the orange segment into her mouth. “You’ve eaten it once you smell it.”

Xie Rong couldn’t understand what the hairless cat was saying, so he knocked over Lu Wenjing’s wine glass with his paw. The little eunuch pouring wine beside him was frightened by his playful appearance, and the wine bottle in his hand was thrown to the ground by him.

“Meow!”

The movements on the dragon chair gradually attracted inquiring eyes at the table.

“Is this your Majesty’s new pet?”

“Didn’t the envoy from the Western Regions come to Beijing to present an auspicious sign to His Majesty some time ago? I guess that’s it.”

“Why is it so small? I heard that the bow your Majesty draws every day in the martial arts training ground is as heavy as six stones. If you are not careful and don’t hold back your strength, you may be crushed to death, right?”

“As expected of auspiciousness, the strange color of those cat eyes is really rare.”

“Meow!” Xie Rong turned his head and shouted fiercely at the people at the table.

These hairless cats are so noisy!Don’t look at the microphone!

“It can even act coquettishly towards us. It’s a pity that it’s His Majesty’s auspiciousness. Who dares to take away his love?” Someone sighed regretfully.

Xie Rong was about to scream again, but Lu Wenjing grabbed his tail and pushed him into his arms.

He bared his fangs and waved his four claws vigorously. He fought with the man’s big hands for hundreds of rounds, and finally lay down on Lu Wenjing’s lap in exhaustion.

“Your Majesty, this…” the little eunuch asked for instructions.

Lu Wenjing played with the pink paw pads of the little native cat with her fingertips, lowered her eyes and scanned the mess on the table, and said, “Seat the table again.”

“Yes,” the little eunuch said and stepped back, inevitably surprised in his heart.

It seems that Eunuch Liu’s guess is right. This cat is bold and aggressive, and he just follows His Majesty’s preferences. Even though His Majesty says he dislikes it, his status is extraordinary.

After three rounds of drinking, someone came late.

No one was seen, but a heroic voice came from outside the palace.

“The old minister is late and will punish himself three times. Your Majesty will not be surprised.”

The low voices of chatting and laughing at the table were all paused, and Xun Sheng turned his head to look.

I saw a sturdy middle-aged man with a sword hanging on his waist and golden armor, striding into the Golden Palace.

It was General Gu who had just returned to Beijing yesterday.

Looking back, I saw the young emperor sitting upright on the dragon throne, with his thick black eyebrows under his twelve robes and unfathomable eyes. He seemed calm and calm, but there was no one at the table who was not a man, and he could already feel the turbulent undercurrent underneath.

Except, of course, for the cat on the Emperor’s lap.

“Meow?” Xie Rong also stuck his head out.

[Host, here comes the key bad plot point!Have you seen that General Gu?Later you sneak over and scratch one of his eyes.】

[Since the protagonist came to the throne, he has barely maintained a superficial peace with this ambitious general who controls military power, but in fact he is secretly planning and waiting for the opportunity to punish him.

The host is a bad cat that replaces Xiangrui, and of course it will bring trouble to the protagonist. So at the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet, the bad cat scratched and blinded the general’s left eye.Since the host is the protagonist’s cat, the general will naturally feel that all this is the protagonist’s instruction. Knowing that the protagonist can no longer tolerate him, he will send troops to surround the palace at Mount Tai to worship the Queen, and put the protagonist under house arrest to hold the emperor hostage to order the princes.】

Xie Rong took his head back without interest and yawned.

[Host, you usually like to do mischief!Such a good opportunity cannot be wasted!】The system stretched out its tentacles and pulled the bad cat’s claws.

Wherever it was needed to mark key plot points in the previous two worlds, the host would naturally do something worse and more excessive than in the original plot.

But the host of this world is a cat. All day long, he not only takes out bird’s nests to bask in the sun, but also makes mischief in the palace. Although he is also very bad, he doesn’t do it in the right place.

If this continues, neither it nor its host will be able to leave this world.

Xie Rong glanced sideways at the white dumpling in front of him, withdrew his claws and put them under his body, so that the system could not pull them out.

Not only does this hairless cat have no hair, it doesn’t even have a tail or ears. It’s so ugly.

Xie Rong turned around in disgust, got into Lu Wenjing’s chest, found a comfortable position, and dozed off with his eyes closed.

“Your Majesty, I would like to offer you a drink,” General Gu held a wine bottle in one hand and a wine flask in the other. He stood up from the table and walked up the steps to the emperor in full view of everyone.

Lu Wenjing shook the wine bottle in his hand, took a sip, and said calmly: “Gu Qing has your heart.”

General Gu laughed loudly and refilled himself, “I just said that I will punish myself for being late by three cups. This is the second cup.”

After he finished speaking, he did not drink, but looked at the eunuch who was pouring wine for the monarch.

This is not self-punishment, it is clearly a way to make the emperor drink.

“As soon as the prince left, the eunuchs around His Majesty became even more ignorant.” General Gu said with a smile.

“Compared to a dog slave who deceives the king and ignores his superiors, what is ignorance?” Lu Wenjing took the wine flask from the eunuch’s hand and filled a cup, “What do you think, Gu Qing?”

General Gu suppressed his smile, raised his head and drank a drink. His eyes suddenly fell on the bulge in Lu Wenjing’s dragon robe, and he half-squinted his eyes.

“Is this the auspicious sign calculated by the national master? Can such a little thing bring good luck to my country?” General Gu smiled and poured another glass of wine. “I’m afraid I can crush it to death with one hand.”

Xie Rong had a keen sense of smell, not to mention that even the young eunuch on the side could smell the strong smell of alcohol on this person.

He couldn’t help but sneeze and jumped out of Lu Wenjing’s arms. He wanted to stay away, but when he turned around, he saw a hand grabbing at him.

Xie Rong dodged cleverly, jumped onto Lu Wenjing’s shoulder, and bared his teeth in protest.

During this time, he was raised extremely well by the emperor, and was nourished by the dragon energy every day. He was no longer the kitten that was not weaned a month ago, but a powerful kitten that could easily knock down butterflies.

But no one will take the demonstration of a kitten seriously.

Lu Wenjing patted Xie Rong’s head and was about to let him follow the little eunuch away. Although he knew that this little country cat was fearless, he never expected that Xie Rong arched his back and jumped up from his shoulders. However, General Gu still did not put the cat cub in his eyes, so he scratched General Gu’s left eye with his claws.

Blood splattered everywhere.

General Gu screamed and covered his left eye.

During the dinner, the expressions of several young masters from the Gu family changed suddenly and they hurried forward.

“Father?!”

“Physician, go and call the physician!”

Gu Qiansi, as a direct descendant of the general’s palace, was not annoyed when being pushed aside by his younger brothers, and watched the farce with cold eyes.

He walked aside, took out the dried fish, squatted down and fed it to the kitten who had caused a huge disaster and was about to run away, “You are more powerful than I thought.”

Xie Rong raised his paw and put it on Gu Qiansi’s knee, wiped the blood clean, and reluctantly accepted his feeding, his tail raised proudly.

The cat is so awesome that the ugly hairless cat worships her like this!