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    Chapter 42 The evil cat concubine who confuses the country 3

    Lu Wenjing discovered this little native cat last night.

    He had just returned to the Yangxin Hall after bathing, dismissed the palace guests, and lifted the curtains of the dragon bed. He saw the cat that had scratched him during the day lying on his pillow, stretching out contentedly and wagging its tail.

    The dark cat paw prints spread from the window to the couch, and it was covered in mud somewhere.

    Seeing him coming, the little country cat just opened one eye and looked at him, then turned over and continued sleeping, as if it was treating this most noble dragon couch as a cat nest.

    This is simply unreasonable.

    Lu Wenjing fought with the little country cat on the couch for three hundred rounds and finally captured it.

    Not only did he have to take a bath again, but the dragon bed that was stained by the little country cat also had to be changed inside and out.

    He kindly rewarded half of the dragon couch for the native cat to spend the night, and also gave Yu Gong’s snacks to the cat. Unexpectedly, after one night, the little native cat was still so unfamiliar.

    Lu Wenjing scanned the tooth marks on his arm, half-squinted his eyes, and completely messed up the fur on the little earth cat’s belly.

    The cat in my palm was so small and soft, as if it could be crushed with just a little force.

    Lu Wenjing subconsciously relaxed her strength.

    Xie Rong took the opportunity to open his cat’s mouth and shouted fiercely: “Meow!”

    Damn hairless cat, let go!

    But the emperor’s arm muscles that restrained him were so strong that Xie Rong couldn’t even bite through the rough skin, let alone break free.

    “Are you scolding me?” Lu Wenjing buried her head on his belly, took a breath, and said in a deep voice, “Slaves who don’t take me seriously will not have a good end. I will deal with those eyesores first, and then I will come to settle accounts with you, a little country cat.”

    Lu Wenjing let go of his hand, thinking that the cat in his palm would run away after being forgiven, or that he would be frightened and hide under the bed. Unexpectedly, Xie Rong scratched his chin with a claw and slowly slipped out through the gap in the ajar window.

    It is simply a matter of life and death.

    [Host, wait for me!】

    The system quickly caught up with the kitten who was running away.

    Xie Rong jumped onto a tree, his body like a ball of hair squeezed into the sparrow’s newly built nest, and several eggs were buried under his belly.

    The size of the nest was just enough for him to curl up in a ball and sleep in. Xie Rong was very satisfied.

    Just as he was about to lie down to sleep, the bird’s eggs under his belly began to twist.

    “Meow?” Xie Rong looked down, his ears twitched a few times and then drooped. He opened his eyes wide and looked at each other with a few little sparrows that had broken their shells.

    The sparrow opened its mouth wide and screamed at him, as if it was hungry.

    Xie Rong slowly came closer, stretched out his tongue and licked the head of a sparrow. It smelled delicious.

    He opened his mouth wide and prepared to bite off the sparrow’s head. A sparrow about the same size as him flew over and stabbed his tail viciously with its sharp beak.

    “Ji!”

    Xie Rong grabbed the bird’s nest with his two claws, and the originally strong nest was instantly torn into pieces by his claws.

    The big sparrow hurriedly went to pick up the sparrow baby. Xie Rong meowed proudly, raised his head and jumped down from the tree with high spirits and left.

    If you don’t let your cat sleep in the nest, he will destroy the nest!

    He walked to a corridor and was about to lie down on the beauty’s back and take a nap, when unexpectedly, another row of hurried palace ladies came towards him.

    As the footsteps got closer, they were accompanied by a strong smell of blood.

    Xie Rong bared his teeth and looked over while sharpening his claws.

    I saw a few young eunuchs dragging a corpse through the corridor, with blood dripping all the way on the ground.

    The palace people outside the cloister gathered together and whispered.

    “Isn’t that the prince and father-in-law beside His Majesty? He was an old man during the late emperor’s time, why was he beaten to death with a wooden board?”

    “I heard that when Your Majesty went to the morning court just now, he found that his jade pendant was missing.”

    “Although there are many servants with unclean hands and feet in this palace, they dare to do this in front of the emperor, and the prince is the first one.”

    “He has served the late Emperor on his own, and he has never taken us seriously. Even his disciples are arrogant. He doesn’t think about your Majesty’s temperament, so he can’t tolerate any sand in his eyes.”

    “Eh? Why is there a cat here?”

    Xie Rong was licking his hair when a large shadow suddenly fell above his head.

    He looked up and saw several ugly hairless cats surrounding him, with more than a dozen pairs of eyes staring at him.

    “Why do I feel that this cat looks so much like the Xiyu Xiangrui that His Majesty asked us to catch yesterday?”

    “Don’t talk nonsense, isn’t that Xiangrui already captured by the prince?”

    The few thought of something and suddenly fell silent.

    Putting this cat together with the death of Wang Gonggong will inevitably make people think too much.

    Even if His Majesty clearly wanted to execute the prince for stealing from the royal family, who could say for sure what the emperor had in mind.

    “Meow!” Xie Rong yelled at them.

    These hairless cats are blocking me from the sun!

    “So cute, such a little one can act like a spoiled child. His Majesty is so cruel.” A palace maid squatted down and stretched out her hand to touch Xie Rong.

    Xie Rong bit her finger and quickly ran to the bushes to hide.

    The cats in this life are still very small. When they grow up, they will definitely make these hairless cats look good!

    “Okay, the Mid-Autumn Moon Banquet is coming soon, and there are more and more errands in the palace, so I don’t dare to delay it.”

    Several people gradually left.

    Xie Rong slowly walked out of the bushes and continued to lie on the beauty’s back, squinting in the sun.

    It was cold at night, so late at night he would get in through the ajar window of Yangxin Hall.

    She is very smart and has long discovered that the warmest nest in the palace is the nest of the tallest hairless cat.

    I want it, I get it!

    During the day, he would come to bask in the sun in the imperial garden. When the palace servants took a break from their busy schedules, they would secretly feed him a piece of the imperial snacks. Since His Majesty didn’t like these, he wouldn’t notice.

    In just one month, Xie Rong gained weight, his belly became more round, and even his hair became shiny.

    It’s not the Mid-Autumn Festival yet, and the moon tonight is already round enough.

    Xie Rong returned to Yangxin Hall on time just like yesterday.

    As soon as he got in through the crack in the window, he saw Lu Wenjing sitting by the window with her head down reviewing papers.

    The newly appointed imperial steward saw him, but did not stop him from approaching the emperor.

    After all, for the past month, the eunuchs keeping watch outside the palace could always hear the cat meowing from the dragon couch.There have been speculations in private, but His Majesty didn’t say anything, so their slaves could only pretend they didn’t know.

    The prince tried to fool him with a fake dead cat, but his mind was in the wrong place. He made mistakes on both ends, and naturally he had no good end.

    Xie Rong jumped onto the desk and tilted his head to look at the memorial.

    “Stupid cat, can you understand?” Lu Wenjing sneered.

    Xie Rong couldn’t understand or understand, but he understood the mocking expression on the emperor’s face.

    Xie Rong turned around and looked around the table, raised his paws to rest on the edge of the candlestick, and pushed it gently.

    The candlestick fell in the direction of Lu Wenjing, and the piles of memorials on the table were instantly swallowed up by the fire. The fire even spread to the sleeves and robes beside Lu Wenjing’s table.

    Xie Rong quickly jumped onto the screen on one side to avoid the fire. Unexpectedly, he had gained a lot of weight this month, and the screen swayed and fell down, taking him with him onto Lu Wenjing.

    “Meow!” Xie Rong shouted.

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