Shock!Straight Man Long Aotian Secretly Hides The Villain’S Skirt Chapter 41
byChapter 41 The evil cat concubine who confuses the country 2
Perhaps covered with red cloth, the dark and compact environment made the cat gradually lower its guard, and with the goat’s milk filling its belly, Xie Rong snored, turned over, and continued to sleep soundly on all fours.
He fluttered at the butterfly in his dream, but when he saw that the butterfly’s wings had been slapped to the grass by his cat’s claws, a dazzling light forced him to wake up.
Xie Rong suddenly turned over and bounced, his hind legs tensed, his back arched, and his eyes glanced back and forth around him.
“Meow?!”
The red cloth was suddenly torn off, and two young eunuchs with quick hands and feet lifted the iron cage, crossed the threshold of the Yangxin Hall, and placed it gently in the center of the hall, not daring to make a sound.
“Your Majesty, the auspicious blessings presented to Your Majesty from the Western Region have been sent to you now, and they are just waiting for Your Majesty to appreciate them.” The royal steward walked to the dragon chair and paid his respects to the body.
Steady footsteps approached slowly. Xie Rong raised the kitten’s head and saw a huge creature stopping in front of his new nest.
The hair all over his body stood up, and he took a few steps back and meowed fiercely at the giant creature.
It’s just that he was too young and his voice was shrill, which didn’t sound very intimidating.
“Auspicious?” The man wore twelve hairpins, and his eyebrows were dark and cold under the beaded curtain. He was more than eight feet tall. As soon as he approached, the people in the surrounding palace were so angry that they did not dare to breathe.
He put his hand into the iron cage, pinched the back of Xie Rong’s furry neck, and pulled him out. He glanced at the so-called auspicious creature whose four paws were constantly flapping and baring its teeth at him, and sneered coldly, “It’s just a wild cat.”
It’s still a little country cat that doesn’t even have all its teeth.
Bullshit auspiciousness.
Eunuch Wang, the chief eunuch on the side, lowered his head and did not dare to speak.
Everyone in the palace knew that the Imperial Preceptor knew the destiny, but it was appointed by the late emperor and could easily shake the people of the court. Not only did His Majesty not believe in this so-called destiny, but he had also been dissatisfied with the Imperial Preceptor for a long time.
[Ding dong!The protagonist’s business card has been activated!Current world protagonist: Lu Wenjing; identity: monarch of the Dafeng Dynasty.】
[The protagonist succeeds to the throne at a young age. The easy access to the throne and the smooth life make him careless and arrogant, and he does not allow anyone to disobey him. Little does he know that there are undercurrents in the court, and the heroes left by the late emperor have become troubles and are planning to rebel. How can the emperor who has not experienced hardships stabilize the situation and benefit the country?】
[Main mission: The host must act as an evil cat demon, pretending to be auspicious and sucking away the luck from the protagonist, making the protagonist unlucky, causing trouble for the protagonist, causing the protagonist to constantly experience pain, fall from a high place and get up again, and finally become an excellent emperor… I haven’t finished talking about the host yet!】
“Meow!” A fierce cat meow was heard, and the nails on Xie Rong’s right paw poked out and scratched the emperor’s twelve-haired face.
[The protagonist loses all face, and the pain value is +3!】
“Protect your Majesty! Protect your Majesty quickly! There is a cat trying to assassinate Your Majesty!” The prince screamed, causing chaos in the hall.
“Shut up, everyone.”
A scratch scratched across Lu Wenjing’s entire face. He raised his hand to wipe away the blood on his face and glanced at the little country cat that disappeared from the window in an instant. His face was frighteningly dark.
The prince knelt on the ground, “Your Majesty, please calm down! That is the auspicious gift from the Western Region, you cannot kill it!”
Now that the war in the north is tense, since the Western Region is willing to show goodwill to Dafeng and pay tribute every year, smart people know how to take care of the overall situation.
“Such a local cat dares to send in useless weapons to make up for the loss. They can do it, and so can I,” Lu Wenjing said coldly, “Send the order and catch this murderous cat within one day. I will either see the cat dead or see the corpse.”
The prince lowered his head and said, “I accept the order.”
“If the envoy from the Western Regions asks, he will capture a hundred native cats and let him find out for himself which one is the auspicious one of their Western Regions.” Lu Wenjing picked up a handful of cat hair from his shoulder, and his twelve-pointed eyes swept over the princes and princes on the ground without any ripples. “Go.”
It was late at night, and the eunuchs and maids of the Sixth Palace were all in a hurry, carrying wind lanterns, just to catch a cat that was no more than the size of a palm.
“Master, what should we do?” A little eunuch said bitterly, “It’s been four hours, and that cat bastard hasn’t even seen a shadow.”
The prince’s face looked contemptuous, no longer as frightened as when the emperor approached him, “Didn’t you hear what your majesty said? If you really can’t find it, just go find a local cat outside the palace. Who can tell the difference?”
“Master, this -” the little eunuch looked hesitant, “according to His Majesty’s temperament, if we find out, we are afraid…”
“Your Majesty is still young and has not even been out of the palace a few times. He may not be able to tell whether this cat is a male or a female. What are you afraid of?” Wang Gonggong shook his fly whisk and said, “Our family has been serving the emperor since the late emperor. How can we serve the emperor? Do we need someone else to teach us?”
The little eunuch smiled flatteringly: “Master said so.”
Early the next morning, the prince came to the emperor with a wooden box and said, “Your Majesty, the native cat struggled hard and accidentally fell off the rockery and fell into the Thousand Carp Pond. When someone fished it out, it drowned in the pond.”
Lu Wenjing opened the wooden box and took a look. There was no expression on his face.
The prince continued: “Offending Your Majesty can be regarded as its retribution.”
There was silence in the palace for a long time. Sweat gradually began to form on the prince’s forehead, but he did not dare to wipe it off, and his body became lower and lower.
Lu Wenjing glanced at him lightly: “You go down first.”
The prince responded and placed the wooden box at the emperor’s feet.
“Take your things with you too,” Lu Wenjing said.
“Yes.” The prince picked up the wooden box and exited the hall.
“Master, what did Your Majesty say?” The little eunuch hurriedly came up to him and took the wooden box from his hand.
“What else can I do? I sent him away without even taking a single glance at him,” Wang Gonggong rubbed his lower back and felt that his back was soaked with sweat.
Although their Majesty is young, he has the shadow of the late emperor when he was still there. He is unpredictable in mood and anger, and is particularly bluffing.
But it is nothing more than a paper tiger.
At the same time, inside the palace.
Lu Wenjing walked around the screen and walked into the inner hall. He saw a plate of overturned snacks placed on the dragon bed, and the remains of the cakes spread all the way under the bed.
He knelt down and looked under the bed, and sure enough, he met a pair of big round eyes.
There are even pastry remnants stuck to this little country cat’s whiskers.
“Meow!” Xie Rong obviously still remembered the ugly hairless cat pinching the back of his neck, and barked at the man fiercely.
The voice was small and soft, like a coquettish one.
“You scratched my face, do you think I’ll let you go after a few words of coquettishness?” Lu Wenjing looked at the kitten’s fluffy and soft hair, approached quietly, and then with quick eyes and quick hands, grabbed one of the little native cat’s paws and dragged it out.
“Meow!” Xie Rong was caught by him accidentally and let out a shrill scream.
The ugly hairless cat’s big hands pressed on his soft belly and rubbed his beautiful white fur into a mess.
“Meow!!!” Xie Rong’s cat eyes widened, and the other three paws struggled hard, opening his mouth and biting Lu Wenjing’s wrist viciously.
“Tsk,” Lu Wenjing casually pried open the kitten’s mouth with her fingers, pressed her fingertips against the kitten’s blunt young teeth, and smacked slightly, “The teeth are not big, but the temper is not small.”