QWTBWASIFOC Chapter 66
by VolareAfter browsing through the memories of the two Heart’s Desire Faction members, Gu Changli continued to look at the novel’s plot sent by System 143. The more he read, the more he felt that humans were truly outrageous.
Such insane characters are simply beyond the pale!
From the two protagonists to all sorts of supporting characters and cannon fodder, each had their own way of being crazy. Their various abnormal behaviors could be called rare performance art.
Especially the imperial family members where the male lead belonged.
The current emperor of the Hua’an Empire has two sons and one daughter. Among them, the eldest prince, Zhou Yiran, doesn’t love women, but prefers his third sister’s husband.
The second prince, Zhou Xiuran, although he likes women, lost his wife, and his deceased wife’s beloved son was also gone, directly starting to go crazy on the spot and kill everyone.
The third princess, Zhou Moran, although married to a man and gave birth to the male lead Xia Xuyan, she likes girls and is surrounded by beautiful young ladies.
Her personal preferences are the least eye-catching.
Because the most astonishing thing about the three of them is that they attack each other by any means in order to become emperor, willing to use all kinds of bizarre tricks.
One-third of the text describes their crazy free-for-all. The eldest prince bravely seizes his third sister’s husband and attacks his second brother and third sister indiscriminately. The second prince acts like he’ll make everyone die because his wife and son are dead. The third princess closes her eyes and just randomly kills.
The three of them are completely hurting themselves eight hundred when killing one hundred enemies.
Apart from these three siblings, the male and female leads are also no less crazy than the above three, and their destructiveness is much stronger than that of domineering CEO literature.
Greasy domineering CEOs and white lotus female leads, limited by the background of modern society, won’t destroy planets, but the male and female leads in the interstellar background just blow up planets without any regard for human life.
The male and female leads in the later stages are more powerful than atomic bombs.
The most crucial thing is that this couple not only harms other people’s territories but also messes up their own home, mainly focusing on indiscriminate destruction because it’s cool.
In addition to this, there are countless oddballs in the text.
For example, a certain villainous young lady who doesn’t love real people but extremely likes all kinds of machine dolls.
Another example is a female supporting character who spoils her son to the point of sharing a bed with him and a male cannon fodder who hangs out with his mother.
Another example is a brain-dead male supporting character who likes to cut his wrists, a ruthless female supporting character who is keen on peeling skin and drawing bones, and a male assassin who has to cry “Huh” twice before killing someone…
There are too many, and Gu Changli doesn’t want to count anymore.
Gu Changli, whose nerves were severely stimulated by the novel characters, suddenly opened his eyes, staring at the snow-white ceiling above his head with his big eyes.
This goddamn world is more annoying than domineering CEO literature!
At least only the male and female leads are crazy in domineering CEO novels, but everyone is crazy in this interstellar novel.
Damn it! Each one is crazier than the last!
System 143 looked at the blue-covered novel titled “I Rely on Being Crazy to Blast Everyone Away” with disdain, and deeply understood its host’s current mood.
Truly shocking! Blowing everyone away!
Gu Changli blinked his eyes, trying hard to clear away the dirty things he had just seen, and searched for useful key information from that pile of crazy deeds.
The male lead, Xia Xuyan, is an ambitious and harmful crazy guy who doesn’t care about the consequences of his actions.
The female lead, Song Jinhua, is a crazy woman who covets power and claims to be innocent but fears nothing more than the world being in chaos.
The male supporting character, Zhou Yiran, is an unreasonable eldest prince who likes his third sister’s husband but dies at the hands of his nephew.
The male supporting character, Zhou Xiuran, is a crazy widower who lost his wife and son and went mad, dragging everyone down to hell.
The female supporting character, Zhou Moran, is a vicious princess who has a husband but loves beautiful women and ultimately dies at the hands of the female lead.
“…” Gu Changli frowned, stopped listing them, pinched his knuckles with boredom, and suddenly smiled meaningfully.
…Interesting, really interesting!
He had a guess about Noah’s identity and the reason why Lin Qingning transmigrated and suffered a tragic death.
Noah’s father is the second prince who lost his wife and son.
Noah’s death in his sleep and Lin Qingning’s inexplicable death were probably the work of the eldest prince or the third princess.
Gu Changli raised his hand and touched his pulse, exploring the cause of death of the two previous owners of this body.
Tsk, it’s actually poison, a colorless and odorless one.
Dying from this kind of poison isn’t painful, you can just go to the underworld after a sleep.
System 143: [Host, I have Detoxification Pills, guaranteed to cure any disease with one pill.]
Gu Changli slowly lowered his fingers, “No hurry.”
“Who sent the original owner to the hospital? And what about that group of fake neighbors around the original owner?”
System 143 checked, […] It was the original owner not getting up on time this morning and being discovered by the robots at home, then being sent to the hospital by the neighbor uncle.]
[That group of neighbors is divided into two groups, one guarding the hospital to protect your safety, and one staying at the original owner’s home to look for clues and arrest the murderer who harmed you.]
After it finished speaking, it was a little confused, [Huh? Are the original owner’s neighbors all so kind?]
Gu Changli was speechless, “…”
Why is this kitty cat system so dumb?
It only knows how to eat, drink, and play all day, and doesn’t even know how to study hard and grow a brain.
System 143 had a puzzled face, [???]
Kitty cat doesn’t understand, kitty cat is confused, kitty cat is shocked.
Did it misjudge something again? Or did it not explore the character’s identity clearly?
No! The original owner’s neighbors are just…
Wait, why would the original owner’s neighbors be so kind as to protect the original owner and search for the murderer?
The host just said they are fake neighbors!!!
The kitty cat system’s face was full of disbelief, [Could it be that these neighbors are all the original owner’s subordinates?]
[That’s not right! Isn’t Noah a simple white rabbit?]
The character card introduced Noah’s personality as kind-hearted, extremely fond of studying mechs, and talented, with a slight tendency to be autistic.
Could it be that this white rabbit has a black heart?
Gu Changli’s face twitched slightly, “You’re thinking too much. Noah’s neighbors are the guards arranged by his father.”
“Alright, go play by yourself.”
This silly sweet system should just watch the drama and eat melons, don’t participate in things that require brains, lest he has to explain like he’s taking care of a child.
[Okay~] System 143 obediently retreated.
It’s better not to squeeze into a track that’s not suitable for it!
Even if the main system forces it to study for three hundred years, it will still be a hollow system, and it will never be possible to become a white glutinous rice ball with a black sesame filling.
As a system, one must have self-awareness.
Gu Changli lay on the bed and slowly began to review the hidden chessboard under those absurd plots.
Noah didn’t appear in this interstellar novel because he died on Keranko West Star.
And Noah’s death was the origin of the imperial family’s chaos.
The second prince, who first lost his wife and then his son, could be said to be tightly biting the eldest prince and the third princess, because what he wanted was not the throne, but the lives of his elder brother and third sister who murdered his wife and son.
The second prince, who had no weaknesses, naturally became a mad dog.
Just as Gu Changli was busy reviewing the situation, the burly man guarding outside the door discovered that he had woken up.
“Oh, Noah woke up, where’s the doctor?”
“Quickly call the doctor, Noah woke up!”
Before long, Gu Changli’s bedside was surrounded by a crowd of doctors checking his condition.
“All aspects of the patient have returned to normal. In order to be on the safe side, it’s best to stay in the hospital for observation. Family members remember to go through the hospitalization procedures.”
“Later, I will bring the equipment to examine him, so as to avoid any hidden injuries.”
The doctors were talking all at once, and Gu Changli didn’t even have room to interject.
Gu Changli, whose thoughts were disrupted: “…”
Don’t you guys think this posture of yours is a little too exaggerated?
Just how thick-skinned is that silly kid Noah to not have noticed the problem with his neighbors!
Which neighbors would go to such lengths?