MLIAM Chapter 79

Chapter 79: Matters in the Bedroom—Too Embarrassing… I’m Not Marrying!

Chapter 79: Matters in the Bedroom—Too Embarrassing… I’m Not Marrying!

After the spring imperial examination, Wei Yan put the Quzhou case on the agenda.

The old Emperor, finally under heavy pressure, abolished his beloved Crown Prince.

Therefore, Yu Shuli was in high spirits this day. Even when the people Wei Yan sent to inquire about the wedding attire patterns came, he was much kinder to them.

Zheng Shiyi had great enthusiasm for the wedding attire, happily welcoming the people in and pulling Yu Shuli over to choose the patterns and designs.

What did Yu Shuli know about patterns and designs? After listening for less than half an hour, he was propping up his neck, about to collapse.

The embroidered dress patterns were ultimately decided by drawing lots, as for the overall design…

While Yu Shuli was sleeping soundly, Zheng Shiyi brought them over for him to choose. He yawned and casually poked at two patterns that looked pleasing with a pen.

Squint，Shu Yu，feel。

Anyway，He。

The official in charge of ceremonies looked at the two flamboyant red circles and smiled awkwardly, “Lord Protector General, these are paper patterns left over from papermaking, not designs selected for wedding attire…”

The entire room was frozen in awkwardness.

The smile on Zheng Shiyi’s face froze in place, “Yu Shuli! Snap out of it! If you continue to look half-dead, I’ll tie you up and send you to Xianqing’s residence. You might as well go and become an adopted son-in-law there, and don’t come home!”

The official in charge of ceremonies tried to give Yu Shuli a way out, hurriedly pointing to two patterns on hand and recommending, “Many families have chosen these in the past.”

Yu Shuli glanced at them roughly but waved his hand, immediately shaking his head to indicate he didn’t want them, “Change to a Qilin one, those look festive and auspicious. These two big mosquitoes… are too unlucky.”

The official in charge of ceremonies’ mouth twitched, “Lord Protector General… these are mandarin ducks…”

Yu Shuli finally looked at them seriously and smiled foolishly, “Ha, so they are.”

He cautiously glanced at his own mother, then decisively received an impolite punch from her.

“Do you think this is letting you ascend the throne? Still wanting a Qilin? Do you want me to embroider a few five-clawed golden dragons for you, and get you a dragon throne to sit on?!”

When Wei Yan came over, Yu Shuli finally seemed to have been liberated, pushing him towards his mother, “I’ll leave it to you. My military camp still has matters to attend to, I’ll take my leave first…”

Wei Yan smiled and pulled him back, “What important matter, rushing off like this?”

“What could be more urgent than a marriage?” Zheng Shiyi glared at Yu Shuli, “You’ve tormented me for half a day, and still haven’t chosen anything. You haven’t taken this matter to heart at all, pushing everything to Xianqing. Look at you, do you look like you’re getting married?!”

Yu Shuli stubbornly muttered, “It’s not like I haven’t been married before…”

Zheng Shiyi flicked his forehead, “Did you get my permission to get married outside? Did your mother see the ceremonial guard or drink the wedding wine? Who are you fooling?!”

Wei Yan hurriedly smiled and interjected, “Mother, this matter is my fault. It was my idea to get married in Rongcheng.”

“With his personality, he’s used to being mischievous, how could it not be his own idea, I don’t believe it.” Zheng Shiyi ultimately gave Wei Yan face, letting go with the force, but was still very dissatisfied with Yu Shuli, “You just protect him! Spoiling him to the point where he’s lawless!”

Yu Shuli “hmph”-ed, “It was originally Wei Yan’s idea… he even said in Rongcheng that he had to marry me. At that time, I had to go to the front line, and I thought he looked like he was going to die for me and be deeply in love, so I could only reluctantly agree, right?”

Another slap landed on his forehead, Zheng Shiyi scolding, “This mouth of yours is really unlucky! Saying what dying for love on such an auspicious day as the wedding!”

“It was originally like that!” Yu Shuli covered his head, crying out “Ouch” twice, complaining, “Mother, you’re very biased! Anyway, Wei Yan is good in every way, and I’m just a wicked son you can’t show off!”

“I wish I had a good son like Xianqing, so much less worry… What about you? Every day, you’re just causing trouble for me. Choosing a wedding attire pattern took three days, running away from home for two days, and today you finally come back, choosing two circles on paper to fool the official in charge of ceremonies, fool me, and wanting some Qilin, you’re really…”

Wei Yan’s eyes were filled with a doting smile, “If he likes Qilin, it’s fine to customize one.”

“Exactly, exactly.” Yu Shuli shrunk behind Wei Yan, “Mother, look, Xianqing even agrees, your opinion isn’t important… Moreover, didn’t I run away to the Prime Minister’s Residence? I didn’t mess around… you’re saying it like my reputation is going to be ruined…”

“Isn’t your reputation already ruined enough?” Zheng Shiyi was about to say more.

Wei Yan smiled and shook his head, “Mother, if you continue to say more, he’s going to run away from home again.”

Yu Shuli hooked his arm around Wei Yan’s, pinching him, “Don’t slander me! Where did I run away from home?”

Zheng Shi：“Run away from home？”

“Um。”Wei Yan：“He doesn’t，I’ll。”

“What’s there？”Zheng Shi：“He wants，You come，Mother。”

“That day……”Wei Yan。

Shu Yu，Know。

He hurriedly kicked Wei Yan, interrupting his words, and moved closer to his mother, acting spoiled and pinching her shoulders, using a pretentious voice, “Mother~ You’re busy all day managing the internal affairs and various matters of The General’s Residence, you’ve worked hard. Look at me, is this strength okay? Father is really, he doesn’t know how to serve people at all, chasing away those few servants who knew how to keep you warm and comfortable that you brought back with such difficulty…”

Zheng Shiyi laughed in exasperation, glancing at him, “You’ve become much more resourceful.”

“only……”Zheng Shi，Push people away：“Your dad，you also。we。……Say it，Leaving home？”

Shu Yu，Glimp at Wei Yan：“You don’t explain？”

Wei Yan，Look at：“nor，not worth，He wants，but，I can bear it。”

“You can bear it，I can’t bear it！I’m old！Where can？！”Mr. Yu，Blow the bell。

“Yu Shuli！You，Dare to do it？Talk about it，Yes outside，still？Nalao，That’s it？”

“No！None, either！I’ll！That place！Don’t sell yourself！you！”Shu Yu，Close：“that is！My fart！”

piece，Yu Hua。

sound：“Silly brat，you，With me？！”

Zheng Shiyi cleared her throat, although embarrassed, she was concerned about her son’s health, he looked at Wei Yan hesitantly, and said euphemistically, “Xianqing… usually… you have to be restrained… although the brat is thick-skinned and can take a beating, you can’t…”

Wei Yan raised his eyebrows, looking at Yu Shuli, as if to say: When have you ever really blossomed?

Yu Shuli guiltily averted his gaze: “That’s right, that’s right… he’s usually too strict with me! Managing this, managing that! And always bullying me…”

Yu Huaxin covered his face, his voice trembling, not knowing how to advise: “Xianqing ah… this… your husband and husband relationship ah… this I don’t really understand, you anyway… you take it easy.”

Wei Yan did not deny it either, Yu Shuli had already gone to this extent, so he did not need to explain and argue, which was regarded as admitting this blame.

He hurriedly bowed and saluted: “It’s this junior’s fault, I will definitely be more considerate and gentle in the future.”

Yu Huaxin sighed repeatedly, and whispered into his wife’s ear, complaining: “Why is Ji An the one on the bottom? It shouldn’t be…”

Zheng Shiyi saw Wei Yan’s gaze coming over, and hurriedly pushed him away a little, whispering back: “What is the difference between being on top and on the bottom? If you ask me, Xianqing’s body is not good, and the brat’s body is strong, being on the bottom is originally more disadvantaged, it’s not wrong for the brat to be on the bottom.”

Yu Huaxin was stunned: “That’s right…”

Yu Shuli twitched the corners of his mouth: “No… do you have to talk about this topic so loudly?” Were these two a bit too borderless?

Zheng Shiyi’s eyes looking over softened a little: “Mother has ointment there, you come over and get some later…”

Before she finished speaking, Yu Shuli stuck his neck out: “I don’t want it…” He twisted and turned: “I was… just talking nonsense…” His voice softened, a little shy: “Wei Yan treats me very well… We are very good in that aspect…”

“It’s okay to take the ointment,” Zheng Shiyi’s expression was meaningful: “It’s better to be prepared.”

Wei Yan chuckled, and helped Yu Shuli respond: “Mother is right.”

Yu Shuli was so embarrassed that he couldn’t stand it, trying to drag Wei Yan away from the scene, his speech speed was astonishingly fast: “The Prime Minister’s Residence has everything, Mother, don’t bother…”

Wei Yan was staggered by the pull, smilingly saluting his parents-in-law behind him, and then left with him.

Zheng Shiyi shouted from behind: “What about the patterns and designs?”

“Listen to Wei Yan!” Yu Shuli shouted.

The two left in a swagger.

“Brat!” Zheng Shiyi sighed: “Wei Yan, Wei Yan… now you’re so reliant on him.”

“Want me to say，son，Very good too。”Yu Huaxin Channel：“It’s already，Don’t know……”

“You’re still？！if，nor ，Fortunately 。”Zheng Shi：“child，we……Seedlings，Anyway，Just let。Second brother，us，already。”

Back at the Prime Minister’s Residence, Yu Shuli immediately gave Wei Yan a cold face.

He pushed open the door, directly locking the person outside the door, and bolted the door.

“Step back.” Wei Yan’s voice was as usual, faintly ordering the people serving beside him.

The servants and guards looked at each other, and then silently lowered their heads and left, not daring to breathe loudly.

“Ji An, open the door.”

“I’m not opening.” Yu Shuli was muffled, making all kinds of noises in the room.

The Wei Yan outside the door did not urge any further, as if he had already left.

Not long after, Yu Shuli opened the door, carrying a big package on his back, about to leave stealthily.

“Where are you going?”

Turning his head, Wei Yan was leaning against the wall, looking sideways.

“Too embarrassing……Not married。”Shu Yu ：“I’m……this……”

Wei Yan didn’t speak, silently looking at him.

Yu Shuli touched his nose, pointing to the door: “That… then I… will leave first?”

“What do you think the Prime Minister’s Residence is? Coming and going as you please?”

Wei Yan stretched out his hand, grabbing Yu Shuli’s wrist, pulling him into the room.

The door bolt fell again with a “click.”

Only this time, there were two people in the room.

Wei Yan looked around and saw that a painting box he had locked had disappeared. He hooked his lips: “You really know how to calculate, taking away my paintings, planning to live by reminiscing about me?”

“Tch! I won’t miss you!”

“Fine, then give it back to me.”

Yu Shuli clutched the package tightly, retreating vigilantly: “No, you can’t take this back, people who divorce have to divide the family property, you’ve already slept with me, it’s not too much for me to take some of your things, right?”

Wei Yan was amused, “Since you’re leaving, take other items, why take paintings?”

Yu Shuli said embarrassedly: “Isn’t it that your paintings are the most valuable… and also lighter than those antique gadgets…”

“You？”Wei Yan，Get close：“You marry me，mine，so？”

Yu Shuli looked conflicted.

“You take it，Can’t sell。”Wei Yan，From。

Then he turned his head, revealing a warm smile: “Want to see what’s inside?”