PQLAOGT Chapter 26

Chapter 26: No CEO Destiny, All CEO Syndrome

“Handsome, what’s your relationship with the CEO?”

Shi Qingyan was strolling around when he was stopped by a female employee.

“You mean my brother?”

“You’re really brothers! No wonder you look so much like the CEO.”

Looking at Shi Qingyan’s deceptively innocent face, everyone gathered around.

“Handsome, what’s your name?”

“Shi Qingyan.”

After being surrounded for a long time, Shi Qingyan finally managed to escape.

Looking at the pile of snacks in his arms, Shi Qingyan narrowed his eyes happily and went to find a place to eat them.

The handsome men and beautiful women here are so nice.

He took out his phone, ordered a bunch of milk tea and coffee, found a seat at random, sat down, and started eating.

The young lady next to him leaned over, “Little brother, why don’t you usually come to the company?”

“I get a headache looking at that pile of documents, I don’t like it.”

“Oh, that’s why, we’ve never seen you before.”

As the two were talking, a woman walked over, high and mighty.

Shi Qingyan was talking to the young lady next to him, so he didn’t notice.

“Who are you? Get out of here, don’t sit in my seat.”

Shi Qingyan was pushed, turned his head, and saw a woman with heavy makeup, dressed flamboyantly, with an impatient expression, mixed with disgust.

The woman saw Shi Qingyan’s face clearly and instantly changed her expression like a Sichuan opera mask: “President Shi? I’m sorry, President Shi, I didn’t know it was you, I’m sorry, I’m sorry.”

Shi Qingyan’s expression turned cold. Knowing that he had taken someone else’s place, he didn’t say anything and moved away.

Seeing Shi Qingyan’s displeased expression, the woman followed up to apologize.

“Get out.”

The woman was startled and didn’t dare to follow.

The young lady who was talking to Shi Qingyan was secretly pleased, serves you right, being so arrogant, you ran into a wall, didn’t you?

Offending President Shi’s brother, you’ll be fired, just you wait, hmph.

Shi Qingyan angrily ran to the office, dragged out a chair, and took his brother’s laptop with him.

Shi Qingfeng shook his head helplessly. Was his brother here to work?

He was clearly here to find a place to play.

Okay, playing is fine too, at least he’s under his nose, so he knows what he’s doing.

Shi Qingyan dragged the chair back to the young lady’s desk and sat down to chat with her.

The young lady liked the good-looking, gentle, and well-behaved Shi Qingyan very much.

The woman kept looking strangely at the “President Shi” and kept sizing him up.

“Crunch, crunch, crunch~”

The two of them were eating potato chips head to head, occasionally discussing the plot on the laptop.

The woman finally discovered the truth.

How could President Shi be here watching TV dramas and eating potato chips?

“You’re not President Shi!”

The woman’s scream made Shi Qingyan frown tightly, and he looked up at her displeased.

“Shut up.”

The woman’s face twisted: “Who are you? How dare you impersonate President Shi?”

Shi Qingyan stood up, patted the potato chip crumbs off his body, and said slowly: “When did I say I was President Shi? You were the one who was blind and mistook me for someone else.”

The surrounding colleagues couldn’t help but snicker when they heard this.

The woman’s face turned green and white. Enraged, she pointed at Shi Qingyan and said, “No matter what, you have to be punished for impersonating a high-level executive and disrupting order here.”

Shi Qingyan never bothered with such idiots, but this person insisted on pushing forward.

Shi Qingyan waved away the woman’s hand, “Okay, I’ll see who dares to punish me.”

The woman ran out angrily. Shi Qingyan curled his lips and rolled his eyes.

“Young lady, is this woman’s character not very good?”

The young lady finally found someone to complain to: “You don’t know, she relies on her boyfriend being a senior executive and acts arrogantly, she doesn’t put anyone in her eyes…”

Shi Qingyan nodded, “You wait, I’ll find someone to complain to too.”

The young lady looked at his cute appearance, her eyes filled with little red hearts.

Who doesn’t like a well-behaved little brother?

Looking at Shi Qingyan, who had run out and came back in a short while, Shi Qingfeng felt extremely helpless.

“Brother, I’ve been bullied.”

When Shi Qingfeng heard this, he became nervous, “What happened?”

Shi Qingyan put on a wronged face and exaggerated what had just happened, then dragged Shi Qingfeng to the young lady’s side.

Just as Shi Qingfeng was hiding, the woman brought her boyfriend over.

“Honey, this is the person who impersonated President Shi. He also cursed at you, saying you’re nothing and he doesn’t care about you.”

Holy crap, what a way to add fuel to the fire.

Shi Qingyan looked at the other party’s I’m-a-CEO-I’m-the-greatest look, and was speechless.

He’s not good-looking, and he’s putting on an I’m-a-CEO look, it’s really an eyesore, I can’t bear to look.

“Ew~ Young lady, my eyes are dirty.”

“Little brother, mine too.”

The young lady also found this Senior Executive Li and Wang Fang to be an eyesore.

Senior Executive Li was fat, short, and greasy, like a fat potato.

Wang Fang was heavily made up, but she was quite good-looking and tall. Wearing high heels, she was much taller than the senior executive.

This combination made everyone want to gouge their eyes out.

Shi Qingfeng, hiding under the table, curiously poked his head out and glanced, then retracted his head and rubbed his eyes.

It seemed like something got into his eyes.

“So, you’re the one bullying my woman? Kid, you’re asking for death?”

These words stunned a group of employees.

“Damn it, no CEO destiny, all CEO syndrome.”

Shi Qingyan and Shi Qingfeng nodded vigorously at the young lady’s precise comment.

Shi Qingfeng helplessly supported his forehead. How did his company hire such people?

Does his company have no bottom line?

Shi Qingyan imitated his squinting eyes and replied: “Yes, yes, yes, I bullied her, so what?”

“Apologize to my woman immediately, otherwise I have plenty of ways to make it impossible for you to stay here.”

“Puke~”

“Yue~”

The sound of vomiting filled the room. Why did these damn CEO lines have to come from his mouth?

It should be President Shi saying those lines!

Shi Qingfeng couldn’t bear to listen anymore. He needed to speak out for certain CEOs, like himself: CEOs are really not like this!!!

“I don’t believe it, unless you’re better than President Shi.”

“Hmph, what is Shi Qingfeng? He has to greet me when he sees me. I want him to do something, and he has to do it.”

Senior Executive Li’s words successfully transformed Shi Qingfeng.

The gentle and modest young gentleman turned into a ruthless emperor with indifference and coldness.

He had always been gentle and humble, and he would give a smile to his employees. Now, the words of this senior executive made Shi Qingfeng rarely angry.

Shi Qingfeng pushed away the chair in front of him and crawled out from under the table.

While crawling out, Shi Qingfeng felt that his image was going to be ruined by Shi Qingyan.

What CEO crawls under tables to eavesdrop?

Couldn’t he sit in the office and watch through the phone or video?

Even if that didn’t work, there were surveillance cameras. He could watch the surveillance cameras. Why did he have to come under the table to eavesdrop?

Why???

President Shi made a brilliant appearance under everyone’s gaze.