PQLAOGT Chapter 126
by VolareChapter 126: Infuriating Qin Haizhao; It Was the Darling’s Doing
Qin Tingshen opened the recorded video, and Qin Haizhao’s voice came from the video:
[I can eat all of this.]
Qin Haizhao really didn’t expect that his son would actually record a video; what a slap in the face.
Truly his good son.
The old men cackled with laughter, their stomachs aching from laughing.
Qin Haizhao couldn’t eat that much noodles, so he had to save it for dinner.
Qin Tingshen put it in the refrigerator for preservation, but the taste would change when he ate it at night.
No matter, this was his dad’s own doing.
Until almost dinner time, the four of them showed no sign of leaving.
Grandfather Qin glanced at the four of them, his tone triumphant, “What, you still want to stay and eat dinner here?”
The four old men smiled, their faces full of wrinkles, “It’s already so late…”
Grandfather Qin saw their “sycophantic” appearance, and the corners of his lips turned up high.
Qin Tingshen woke up from his nap, and as soon as he went downstairs, he heard his good grandfather say, “You should just stay.”
Qin Tingshen really wanted to take Shi Qingyan back with him.
In the evening, Grandfather Qin opened two bottles of wine, and the old buddies chatted and drank, and before they knew it, they were all drunk.
Qin Haizhao almost threw up from eating that pot of noodles.
It was perfect for toothless old ladies, but not suitable for him to eat.
He wouldn’t be nosy next time.
It was almost ten o’clock when the sons and grandsons of the old men came to pick them up, only to see their own dads/grandfathers staggering around drunk.
Not one of the five old men was sober.
The table had already been cleaned up, and Grandpa Wei’s grandson didn’t know how much he had drunk, carrying his grandpa home on his back.
“Uncle, Aunt, I’ll take my grandpa back first.”
“Drive carefully.”
After seeing them off, Qin Haizhao rubbed his full stomach, planning to go to the gym to exercise and digest.
Before going upstairs, Qin Haizhao said to his good son, “Tomorrow morning, you can make anything, just don’t make noodles.”
Qin Tingshen deliberately provoked him, “Oh, I’ll just eat noodles, and mushy noodles at that.”
Qin Haizhao ran down the stairs, chasing after Qin Tingshen to hit him.
“You little brat, you’re deliberately trying to anger me, aren’t you?”
Qin Haizhao chased him around twice but couldn’t catch him, “You just wait, I’ll cut off your financial support one day.”
Qin Tingshen wasn’t afraid of him, “I have my darling to support me.”
Qin Haizhao was even more angry.
Qin Tingshen saw his dad’s frustrated and helpless look, smiled triumphantly, and said something that almost gave his dad a heart attack.
“I just love the way you can’t stand me but can’t do anything about it.”
Qin Haizhao took off his shoe and threw it at Qin Tingshen, who dodged it sideways.
“Can’t hit me, can’t hit me.”
Qin Haizhao wanted to sever their relationship.
He didn’t have a son like that.
Whose son could anger his old father like that?
Lan Xia saw that if she stayed any longer, she would become a widow, and quickly took Qin Haizhao back to the room.
Shi Qingyan was immune to this kind of scene, happily watching with a bag of potato chips.
Qin Tingshen carried Shi Qingyan upstairs.
The next morning, Qin Haizhao went downstairs and saw that the dining table was empty, with nothing on it. He asked his dad, “Dad, have you all finished eating?”
Grandfather Qin glanced at him, “Yep, we’ve all finished eating.”
Qin Haizhao was silent.
Just as he was about to go upstairs to see if his son was there, so he could make breakfast, he saw Qin Tingshen coming downstairs.
“Son, go make me breakfast.”
This commanding attitude made Qin Tingshen want to make mushy noodles for him even more.
When he got old and couldn’t walk, he would make mushy noodles for his dad every day.
“Darling wants to eat cold noodles.”
Qin Haizhao was silent.
“It’s not like I can’t eat it.”
Qin Tingshen grinned, “Eat mushy noodles.”
Qin Haizhao suspected that his son was doing it on purpose, but he didn’t have any evidence, and he squeezed the words out from between his teeth.
“It’s, no, problem, I’ll, eat, it.”
This time Qin Tingshen was silent; his dad really had a “deep love” for his darling.
He could even put up with this.
He was just an extra that came with a phone bill, his darling was his real son.
When Qin Tingshen finished making breakfast, Shi Qingyan and Lan Xia ran into each other at the staircase.
Both of them supported their waists with one hand and covered their mouths, yawning.
Seeing each other’s identical movements, they smiled awkwardly.
Shi Qingyan went downstairs, saw the egg pancakes on the table, and sat down to wait for food.
After breakfast, Qin Tingshen took Shi Qingyan back to their little home to rest.
The next day, those who had to go to work went to work, and those who had to go to school went to school.
Back at home, Ji Yang flipped through his phone and saw a video from Y Country. He clicked it open and almost threw up.
“Pfft, pfft” sounds came from the phone, causing Ji Yang to shut it off immediately.
Shi Qingyan suddenly raised his head to look at him when he heard the sound, “Do you have some kind of fetish? Do you like listening to fart sounds?”
Ji Yang’s face was dark, “This was recorded in Y Country.”
Shi Qingyan understood, “What are you keeping it for? Reliving the flavor of the time?”
Ji Yang picked up a pillow and hit him, “You’re the one reliving it.” After hitting him a few times, he stopped and seriously asked him, “What do you think, if I post it online, will it go viral?”
Shi Qingyan thought for a moment, “I can’t guarantee it, but it might go viral.”
After saying that, he thought of something and added, “What if Xiao Changming finds out you did it, won’t he be angry?”
Ji Yang blinked, he forgot about that, “Then let’s just make sure he can’t find out, right?”
Shi Qingyan smirked, and Ji Yang smirked along with him. No sooner said than done.
After a flurry of operations from the two, the internet was quickly taken over by this video.
Every time they opened Weibo, all they heard were “pfft, pfft” sounds.
The netizens endured the disgust while leaving comments:
[WTF, I was just eating, what do you mean by showing me this video?]
[Hahaha, upstairs, I was just squatting in the toilet, and it immediately cleared up.]
[No, what’s going on? Why is everyone collectively farting?]
Xiao Changming also came across this video, and instantly a stench assaulted his nostrils.
Remembering the scene at the time, Xiao Changming felt extremely disgusted.
Who on earth did this?
It wasn’t until the evening that Xiao Changming held Ji Yang in his arms and brought up the matter.
Ji Yang felt a little guilty, putting on a calm demeanor, “You have to admit that it helped you, right?”
Xiao Changming frowned, “It did help me, but…”
“But what? When people help you, why are you so difficult?”
Xiao Changming: “I’d rather not have his help.”
Ji Yang got angry, hitting Xiao Changming with a flurry of punches.
“Someone helped you, but it was wrong? We should have made two more holes in you.”
Xiao Changming saw how excited and angry he was, and vaguely guessed something.
“Darling, could it be that you guys did this?”
Ji Yang’s hand paused mid-punch, and guilt flashed across his eyes, which Xiao Changming caught.
“What nonsense are you talking about? Why would we do it? Explain yourself.”
Xiao Changming chuckled, “Darling, I knew it was you guys a long time ago, I just wanted to see when you would confess to me. You’re really good at hiding things.”
Ji Yang was shocked, “You knew all along?”
“I didn’t know at first, but I know now.”
Ji Yang suddenly realized that this guy was trying to trick him into talking.
“I did it, so what?”
Xiao Changming never expected that the culprit was Ji Yang.
His own darling.
“It’s nothing, Darling did a great job.” Bullshit, you almost stank me to death.
“To thank Darling, tonight, I will serve you well.”
Ji Yang wanted to run, but he couldn’t escape.
And just like that, he became Xiao Changming’s “meal.”