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    Chapter 26 The Household Turtle

    Teacher Turtle came to Demu Manor a few days ago to apply for a job.

    With his careful maintenance of customer relationships and the secret help of German Shepherd, he successfully got the opportunity to interview.

    “I heard that you are a very accomplished master in your professional field. It just so happens that our German Shepherd family always attaches great importance to attracting talents. Please briefly introduce the direction in which you are good at.”

    The Shiba Inu steward who was in charge of the interview was very friendly. When he saw Mr. Turtle carrying a thick shell on his back, he suspected that the candidate was autistic, so he took the initiative to ask: “I wonder if you are good at liberal arts or science?”

    Teacher Gui said humbly: “It can be regarded as knowing astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom.”

    The Shiba Inu butler was even more polite: “Then the position you want to apply for must be very important?”

    “It is very important! It can be said to determine the future of the family!”

    The Shiba Inu butler looked solemn when he saw this. He wiped his hands first, then took the resume handed over by Mr. Turtle and opened it──

    [Name: Turtle Chishu]

    [Age: not young]

    [Specialties: Stargazing, Dragon-hunting, Ziwei Dou Shu, Jiugong Bagua, etc.]

    [Position: Town House]

    It took a lifetime of discipline for the housekeeper not to throw the liar out of the window like a Frisbee.

    He said coldly: “Are you going to crawl by yourself or let me call security?”

    Teacher Turtle was used to seeing ordinary people. Before he was escorted out by a group of handsome and serious husky security guards, he calmly said loudly:

    “Do you often get flustered, headache, and restless because of the word ‘single’?”

    “Is your dog unwilling to stay longer every time you come home after being away from home for many years?”

    “Are you wondering why a solo dog is so resistant to his fair-skinned and beautiful fiancée?”

    “Have you noticed that the lawn at home is frequently bald, the lake water is inexplicably turbid, strange screams are coming from the attic at midnight, and the remote woodshed is frequently stolen?”

    The Shiba Inu butler’s face turned serious while Mr. Turtle was speaking. When he finished listening to everything──

    “!”

    Young Master De Mu left home to study at the police academy. Even other members of the Wang family who are close to the De Mu family do not know much about him (such as his fiancée).

    If this can be learned through some improper channels, then the young master’s refusal to marry is an absolute secret even in the German Shepherd family. No more than three dogs know about it, not to mention the strange barking at midnight and the theft of the woodshed…

    The housekeeper was still hesitating, but the German shepherd lady who accidentally passed by the interview room and heard their conversation rushed over impatiently.She pushed away the security guard and held Teacher Turtle’s paws.

    “Master, do you have a solution?!”

    “Ahem,” Teacher Gui calmly retracted his claws: “I have seen the Feng Shui of your house and have some ideas, but I still have to meet your master to be sure.”

    “But Ade is busy with work and hasn’t been home for more than half a year.”

    Teacher Gui smiled confidently: “What I said is certainly not without purpose. I looked at the face of the lady’s paws, and the line of children is clearly distinguishable, with a faint red light. If nothing goes wrong, your master will definitely return home within seven days!”

    The German Shepherd lady’s eyes flashed: “Okay, if the master is right, then I am willing to hire a master with a monthly salary of 100,000 to live in my house! Before that, I will invite the master to be a guest at home for a few days.”

    She ordered her bodyguard: “I remember that the water in the artificial lake at home has been newly changed, and some elegant flowers and plants have been planted. Let’s decorate a guest room for Master in the middle of the lake. Master, please──”

    As expected of someone from a big family, she seemed to speak tactfully, but in fact she gave Teacher Gui no room to refuse. The bodyguards picked up Teacher Gui resolutely and divided the troops into two groups. One team went to prepare materials for building a guest room, while the other team entered the water with a “plop” and skillfully dug towards the center of the lake to show Teacher Gui the room.

    Teacher Turtle: “…………”

    All this happened so suddenly that he didn’t even have time to shout, “Madam, I am a tortoise!!”

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