Domineering Moral Animal Husbandry: Where Can Sanhua’S Lovely Wife Escape? Chapter 22

Chapter 22 The Turtle

Police dogs surrounded the hole where Ross the Rat escaped.

Taking advantage of their small size, the cats also went up to watch.

The hole was opened in the corner of the kitchen and was larger than expected. Cousin Linda came forward and tried it. She was able to get in the head and shoulders… and then it got stuck in the belly.

“Stop! Don’t think about it!” She pulled herself out of the hole fiercely: “Weight is a lady’s secret!”

Alas, if I had known earlier, I wouldn’t have eaten so many snacks while watching the excitement.

Cousin Linda was already the smallest among the cats present. Seeing that even he couldn’t get in, the police dogs were worried:

“Then what should we do? Should we go to the General Administration to second a pangolin now?”

“There’s not enough time?”

“Is there really nothing here that can catch up with the rat…wait!”

The talking police dog turned his attention to the big star who was specially invited by the Tibetan Mastiff Chief to perform for this wedding.

Spicy Rabbit: “!!”

He and Mr. Turtle came here just to see if the host family could successfully settle the payment if the wedding went awry─okay, they came to watch the fun─but that didn’t mean that they had to be treated as a spectacle!

Police dogs:

“Small size.”

“Can make holes.”

“Run fast enough.”

“And he is also a non-staff consultant to the police department.”

Is there any better choice than this?

“Wait a minute!” Malatu was surrounded by a group of tall and long-legged police dogs. He felt like he couldn’t breathe. He raised his ears and said, “I’m not a non-staff member of the police station?!”

He’s just an ordinary rock star!

“Ahem.” Just as Spicy Rabbit was thinking this, Teacher Turtle slowly crawled out of his pocket and calmly greeted the director.

Spicy Rabbit: “…”

Spicy Rabbit: “!”

Teacher Gui is reserved but does not hide his pride: “Actually, besides being a celebrity, I also have some small side jobs.”

Spicy Rabbit felt betrayed. He stared at the mouse hole and swung his ears like propellers: “No, no! I have not worked hard in the entertainment industry for many years just to drill holes. If the paparazzi captures my career, it will be over!”

He didn’t even have to think twice to figure out how a tabloid reporter would come up with a headline──

“Shocking!”Spicy Rabbit underground secrets exposed”

“The singer’s career failed miserably, the front teeth should not be wasted, the spicy rabbit changed his career as an excavator”

“On the wedding day, a popular singer actually did this in front of hundreds of guests…”

“No, no,” Mala Rabbit refused firmly, and occasionally made some rabbit-like remarks such as “I’m not evading taxes,” “The worst possible outcome is that I’ll be banned,” or “Go home and grow radishes,” which made Teacher Gui smile knowingly.

“Who said you were allowed to do it? This is my part-time job, I can do it myself!”

“Ah?” The cat, dog, and rabbit all looked at Teacher Turtle.

It’s not speciesism. Although Mr. Turtle is small enough to fit into the hole made by Ross the mouse, but——

“Teacher, with your foot strength, can you climb to the other end of the tunnel today next year?” Spicy Rabbit asked pessimistically.

Teacher Gui raised his head proudly: “Don’t underestimate me.”

He took out a cool key from the turtle shell, pressed it, and the next second, a disc-shaped, four-wheel steering speed car drove from outside the villa, stopped suddenly and tailed, and stopped steadily in front of Teacher Turtle.

Teacher Turtle slowly climbed into the car, clicked the seat belt on the turtle shell, and said with a look of disdain: “In this age, we still dig holes in the ground to escape. It’s time to give Ross the Rat a little technological shock!”

The turtle car swooped into the tunnel like an arrow from the string, with a visual speed of at least a thousand horses. The spicy rabbit chased after it desperately, but only got a mouthful of car exhaust.

Him: “…”

Spicy Rabbit could only shout from behind: “Teacher, turtle, pay attention to safety, close the car door.”

Really, don’t drive a convertible even if you are in a hurry to chase a criminal. Getting into a car accident is a minor matter, but accidentally scratching a tortoise shell during a collision is a big deal and affecting your future psychic abilities!

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“Don’t worry.” Director Tibetan Mastiff said behind them with a smile that said he had everything under control: “Little Turtle was last year’s micro-weight F1 rally champion, and he has the speed!”