Canary Is Actually The Future World-Destroying Boss Chapter 22
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“Ugh—” Ji Gui felt like vomiting when he smelled the food. He tried his best to take a deep breath and pretend as if nothing had happened, because there were not only him and Shang but also Jiang Nongyu in the room.
To be on the safe side, Ji Gui would not tell Jiang Nongyu about her pregnancy, at least not now.
But I didn’t expect his reaction to be so severe. He couldn’t help but feel nauseated and vomited just by smelling the food.
Fortunately, Jiang Nongyu was cleaning in the bathroom with the shower on, and the sound of running water drowned out the sound of vomiting just now.Otherwise Ji Gui wouldn’t know how to explain it.
As for Snowball, Shang had already carried it out in advance.Snowball is so good at the moment that he won’t run out of the manor.
Ji Gui endured his nausea and forced himself to swallow a few mouthfuls of food before he was unable to eat any more.
He held his stomach and felt a little upset, thinking what if he wasn’t pregnant?But is there any chance if I don’t conceive him?
At this time, Bai Yi’s disgusted gaze, as well as his vague arrogance and unabashed pity, appeared in Ji Gui’s mind.
“Ugh—” He wanted to vomit even more. He couldn’t take another look at the food in front of him, so he simply lay down on the bed and slept.
“Is it okay if you don’t eat?” Shang walked to his bed and asked slightly worriedly.
Ji Gui shook his head and said nothing. Shang glanced at Jiang Nongyu in the bathroom and knew that Ji Gui was worried about her.He stopped talking and stayed with Ji Gui quietly.
When Jiang Nongyu came out, the first thing she saw was that more than half of the food was left. To exaggerate, it could be said that she had not eaten it at all.She frowned slightly and looked at Ji Gui, who was lying on the bed and looking uncomfortable: “Are you feeling unwell?”
Ji Gui, who was about to say “no”, suddenly changed his words and said: “I have a little cold.”
“Then I’ll get you some cold medicine later.” Jiang Nongyu had no doubts about him. She was not a person with rich association skills. She couldn’t associate loss of appetite with pregnancy. After all, there were so many cases of loss of appetite.
Besides, how could Ji Gui be so thoughtful at such a young age?
“Well, thank you sister.” As expected, Ji Gui took advantage of his age to pretend to be cute, “I’ve caused trouble to my sister.”
Jiang Nongyu was no longer suspicious now. Ji Gui was not old enough to attend elementary school. What did he, a child, know?
“It’s okay.” She stepped forward and took out a large handful of candies from her apron and handed them to Ji Gui. Although it was not good for a child to eat too much candies, she really couldn’t think about Ji Gui’s experience so much, and was only filled with love and affection.
Ji Gui took the candy and thanked him again. Jiang Nongyu asked him to get more rest, packed up the dishes and left alone.
Ji Gui didn’t say anything like “she treats me like a child” this time, but tore open the package and put the candy into his mouth to melt.
“Speaking of which, do you think she will help you hide it after she finds out?” Shang sat a little further on the bed and put the pillow up to lean on it.
“Let’s talk about it later.” Ji Gui did not answer directly.
Ji Gui naturally wouldn’t take the cold medicine after it was delivered. He would sneak into the sink after every meal.Then he used the excuse that he wanted to eat noodles in the past few days to reduce the smell of meat.
I don’t know why Yuan Hui didn’t come for a few days.
Originally, his life was relatively peaceful, but Jiang Nongyu came to clean up his room again that day.Ji Gui lay quietly on the bed in a daze, not wanting to talk.
“Have you recovered from your cold?” Until Jiang Nongyu took the initiative to speak up.
He reluctantly answered: “Not yet.”
“Really? Originally, the gentleman said that he would come to your room tonight, so it seems that I can only tell him that you have a cold.” Jiang Nongyu lowered his head and continued the work at hand, and said casually.
After hearing this, Ji Gui was afraid for a while and thought to himself that it was lucky that he had said it, otherwise he would really have to find temporary excuses tonight.
Shang told him not to have sex in the first three months, otherwise he would miscarry.He racked his brains and thought of countless reasons for this, but even he didn’t believe it himself.
It’s okay once or twice, but if it happens like this every day, Yuan Hui will definitely become suspicious.
As soon as Jiang Nongyu left, Ji Gui touched his belly and sighed, feeling worried.He looked at Shang again and said in a sincere tone, “What do you think I should do?”
Shang spread his hands and said, “You decide for yourself, I can’t advise you on everything.”
Ji Gui glanced at him and was very speechless: “When did you give me advice? Aren’t you mocking me?”
“It’s really shocking.” Shang raised his hand and paused in front of his eyes, wiping tears, looking pitiful.But the mist on his face was really weird.
The better the relationship got, the more Ji Gui felt that Shang didn’t look serious at all. Sure enough, the previous mysterious image was a lie.
“I thought of a question.”
“Huh?”
Ji Gui suddenly stepped forward and faced the mist in front of Shang.A faint mist floated toward him, wrapping around his eyelashes like a living thing.
Ji Gui blinked and said, “Are you ugly, that’s why you’re covered with such a fog?”
“…” Shang raised his hand and gently placed it on the side of Ji Gui’s face, then gave it a gentle push.
Ji Gui leaned to the side in response to the force and stared at him with a smirk on his face: “Am I right?”
“Agui, where did your brain go?” Shang lamented, “Didn’t I tell you before that I also dated Yuan Hui? I don’t look good, is that possible?”
“It seems…”
This made Ji Gui’s face heat up with inexplicable embarrassment and he quickly returned to his original position.
“Sorry, I forgot. Then why don’t you show me your true face?” Ji Gui looked at the mist still floating in front of Shang, as if growing on his face.Deep-rooted and irremovable.
After so long, Shang still didn’t want to show him his true appearance, and he felt a little depressed when he thought about Ji Gui here.
“I told you it’s a secret.” Shang said succinctly, unwilling to say more.
“Can’t you show it to me?” Ji Gui asked again without giving up.
Shang’s attitude did not change: “No, let’s talk about it later.”
“How long will it take?”
“You don’t want to know.”
“How would I know if you didn’t tell me?”
“Anyway, don’t ask.”
“…Okay.”
Ji Gui turned over and closed his eyes to sulk alone. He couldn’t figure out why Shang didn’t talk to him.I just want to see the true face and are so evasive. Is there really any secret?
“Okay, I’ll get the cat back and play with you, don’t be angry. I will definitely show it to you, but not now.”
After saying that, Shang walked through the wall and left.
“Meow~” Outside the garden, Xueqiu found a geomantic treasure – the water flowing beside the fountain made a “ding-dong” sound, the sun was shining warmly, and the breeze was blowing.It was very happy lying there with its belly exposed.
“Where did this cat come from?” Bai Yi was walking in the garden accompanied by his servant. He was allergic to cat hair and couldn’t say he liked the cat no matter how cute it was.
The servant took a closer look and frowned slightly when he saw a long-haired white cat: “I remember it ran in last winter. I thought it had frozen to death, but I didn’t expect it to be alive.”
With that said, the servant was about to step forward and take the cat away.
Xueqiu stood up and looked at the stranger with squinted eyes, proud and elegant, then swung his tail and ran past the servant at lightning speed, passing Bai Yi and rushing into the grass.
As a breeze passed by, a piece of cat hair was blown up and landed on the tip of Bai Yi’s nose.
“Aqiu——!” Bai Yi felt the tip of his nose was sore, and he sneezed unexpectedly.
“Madam, are you okay?” The servant hurriedly came to Bai Yi’s side to greet him, “Do you need a doctor for you?”
“As for that?” Bai Yi shook his head and took out the tissue he brought with him to wipe it with, “But you must throw that cat out within tomorrow.”
“Okay, okay.” The servant agreed hastily.
Soon after, their backs gradually faded away.Shang’s figure appeared, and he walked slowly towards the place where Snowball disappeared and murmured: “This is troublesome. What should I tell Agui?”
It was unrealistic to hide this matter, so when Shang returned home, he and Ji Gui described what had just happened word for word.Ji Gui, who was lying just right, glanced at Xueqiu who was carelessly licking his fur beside him, feeling a little depressed again.
He picked up Snowball and put it on his lap, scratching his chin. Snowball purred with contentment.Ji Gui sighed sincerely: “It would be great if I could be like it.”
Shang glanced at Xueqiu and said, “You are just like it now. You don’t do anything and are fed by others.”
Ji Gui was speechless and choked. He stopped touching the cat and stared at Shang expressionlessly. It was not difficult to see that he wanted to slap Shang.And from the bottom of his heart, he didn’t agree with what Shang said, and even felt that what Shang said was insulting.
“Can it be the same? I still have to sleep with him, and I still have to worry about being sent away.” Ji Gui said immediately after reacting, “Besides, I envy it because it doesn’t know anything, and it can be happy in ignorance.”
Shang raised his head and didn’t know what he was thinking. After a long time, he said, “It seems that if I hadn’t told you about Yuan Hui, you would definitely not be so anxious.”
Ji Gui put the cat down and flicked the cat’s hair: “Besides, the problem now is, don’t you think it’s losing hair seriously? Jiang Nongyu will notice it if he keeps it in the room.”
Shang knelt down and grabbed the cat as it was about to leave, and took out a lot of cat hair.Snowball glared at him and quickly ran into the corner with a sweep of his tail.
The cat’s fur in his hand was fluffy and soft and looked as big as two fists from a distance. Shang kneaded it into a ball and wrapped it in toilet paper: “There is no way, it’s the spring and autumn shedding season. You might as well let it return to nature and embrace freedom. You see it running out every day, it must be yearning for freedom.”
Shang spoke eloquently, but Ji Gui didn’t believe a single punctuation mark.
“Will you die freely?” Ji Gui’s face was expressionless.
He still remembered the first time he met Snowball. He was huddled in the snow, breathing weakly, and was skinny and skinny.To throw it away again is to send it to death.
Shang spread his hands again: “I don’t want to criticize you. The problem is that you wouldn’t be able to raise this cat without me.”
This is an objective fact and Ji Gui cannot refute it.How could he raise another cat when he was already being raised by someone else?
Ji Gui lowered his head and could not say a word to retort, and Shang remained silent.After a long time, Ji Gui burst into tears and broke the jar and said loudly: “Then just throw it out, no matter if it dies or not. I can’t afford it anyway, what can I do?!”
Shang’s tone was calm: “Can’t you just start making trouble unreasonably?”
Ji Gui’s whimpers were no longer suppressed, and he felt agitated.If everything goes wrong, Shang will have to quarrel with him even now.It’s not that he doesn’t know that all this depends on Shang, but what does Shang mean by saying this to humiliate him?
“Oh, don’t cry. I’m serious. I don’t mean to scold you. I just hope you give up this cat as soon as possible. You can’t hide it. It’s better to let it go now. It’s spring now, and it won’t freeze to death.” Seeing this, Shang could only persuade him earnestly.
Faced with a doomed failure and a sad ending, why should Ji Gui persevere?
Ji Gui couldn’t listen at all, tears fell heavily, and those words sounded like mockery to his ears.He sobbed and said, “No, just clean its fur, okay? I can clean it myself, don’t worry about me!”
Shang had nothing to say, he could only say: “That’s it.”
After saying that, Ji Gui got out of bed, hugged Xueqiu who was resting in the corner, and then took out his comb from the cabinet.He thought it could also be used to comb cat hair.
It’s a good idea, but Snowball doesn’t cooperate. It tries its best to dodge the cat and meow. People who don’t know may think Ji Gui is abusing it.
Within a moment, Snowball jumped off Ji Gui’s legs and ran into the bathroom to hide amid the cat fur.
Ji Gui stared at the toilet with a blank expression.
Shang raised his hand at this moment and said in a careful tone: “Do you need me to help you bring it back?”
He seemed to be very careful to ask Ji Gui’s opinion, which was rare.But Ji Gui, who was in anger, turned a blind eye to him.
Ji Gui walked straight to the bathroom. The door was closed with a bang and the wall trembled imperceptibly. Then, a wailing cat-like meow came from the bathroom. If it were a human voice, it would definitely remind others of a murder.
Shang watched for a few seconds, bending slightly and shaking his shoulders, and couldn’t help laughing loudly for a while.
Half an hour later, Ji Gui came out holding Xueqiu with dull eyes, his body covered with cat hair.Shang raised his head and looked into the bathroom. Towels, shower gel, cups and other things were scattered on the floor, and the floor looked messy.
“Did you beat it?” Shang asked.
“Huh?” Ji Gui’s face was visibly gloomy.
“Am I like that kind of person? I just held it down. Annoying, would you say such a thing?” Ji Gui put down the snowball and took off his coat.
They were familiar with each other, and then their attitude towards Ji Gui was visibly casual, and now their words are thorny.Shang smiled helplessly and said, “Okay then, my question.”
Ji Gui walked to the window and put his coat outside the window to shake it out. All the cat hair fell down.Then, he turned back to the bathroom and cleaned it carefully, trying not to leave any traces.
You know, Jiang Nongyu is very careful and good at cleaning, and he doesn’t want to be discovered.
As soon as he came out, Ji Gui looked up and saw Xueqiu running to the bed and lying lazily. When he got closer, he saw that all the cat hair was stuck to the quilt.
Ji Gui’s eyes looked like he wanted to kill someone, but Xueqiu didn’t realize it.
Ji Gui took a deep breath and hugged Xueqiu down, then pulled off the quilt and shook it.The scene was like snow flying all over the sky. As soon as it fell, it stuck to Ji Gui’s head. From a distance, it looked like snow.
Shang didn’t say anything. He had a hunch that as long as he dared to talk about Ji Gui, he would glare at him.
Xueqiu, who was confused, tried to jump on the bed again, but Ji Gui quickly hugged him and walked to the bathroom.
Snowball immediately understood what was going to happen. It struggled desperately but was no match for Ji Gui’s big hand.
An hour later, Ji Gui appeared again holding Xueqiu.
“Is it done?” Shang asked.
Ji Gui didn’t choke anymore and answered normally: “Well, I’ve combed it many times this time, so it should be fine.”
Afterwards, Ji Gui tidied the room diligently and even lay down on his body to check whether there was any cat hair on the ground inch by inch.
In the end, Shang could only applaud: “It’s awesome, come on.”
Ji Gui didn’t answer, just washed up casually and went to bed early.
But Xueqiu gave him a big surprise in the middle of the night – Xueqiu deliberately peed on the bed.
Why was he so sure he had peed indiscriminately?Because Xueqiu is usually carried out by Shang to take care of his physiological needs outside, not in the room.
Combined with the forced combing, Snowball is most likely seeking revenge.
Ji Gui sat on the bed and thought about life, while staring at Xueqiu.
“Do you have any ideas?” Shang sat on the window sill and looked at Ji Gui’s lost expression. He wanted to laugh but couldn’t.
“It’s so hard to raise a cat…” Ji Gui held it in for a long time before saying these words.
“I think it’s better to send it back to nature.” Shang mentioned his old plan again.
“I don’t want to.” Ji Gui refused decisively.
Then, he immediately got up and pulled off the sheets and went into the bathroom to wash the dirty piece.He naturally knows how to wash clothes. He used to wash clothes when he was with his parents.
After washing, he dried it with a hair dryer and laid it again.
Shang pointed to that place and asked, “What should I do with the mat?”
“I’m thinking.” Ji Gui’s tone sounded dull, as if his soul had been pulled out or his mind was wandering beyond the sky.
“Spray some perfume?”
“Uh… I hope you don’t mind it.”
In desperation, Ji Gui pulled out the padding, cleaned the area, and blew it with a hair dryer for a long time.
In the end, everything was restored to its original state, but the culprit sat in the corner with peace of mind, licking his fur unhurriedly, admiring the busy appearance of the Twolegs from time to time.
Fortunately, Snowball didn’t cause any more trouble in the remaining days. When the servant couldn’t find the cat that day, he thought it had escaped and went back to pay his errands happily.
The only problem is…
“Have you recovered from your cold? Sir, he asked to come to your place again tonight.” Jiang Nongyu asked worriedly.
At that moment Ji Gui really wanted to faint while performing on the spot, and he suddenly missed the days when he was ignored by Yuan Hui.I even think it would be nice if Yuan Hui brought back a few new people.
This time I can no longer use the cold as an excuse. Ji Gui smiled and replied: “Okay.”
Jiang Nongyu asked again: “Is it really better?”
“Yes.” Ji Gui even looked at her inexplicably.
Jiang Nongyu took a step back and asked, “What do you want to eat for lunch tomorrow?”
“…”
Faced with this question, Ji Gui pretended to think about it and remained silent for a moment before saying, “I’ve been craving fish lately.”
“Ah…ok, I’ll talk to the people in the kitchen tomorrow.” Jiang Nongyu nodded and turned to leave.
Ji Gui breathed a sigh of relief.
Shang was still sitting on the windowsill, observing them like an audience.After a while he said: “She started to have doubts. What are you going to do tonight? She’s going to have a miscarriage.”
Ji Gui shook his head and said nothing until the day was swallowed up bit by bit by the night, and the moonlight fell silently.There was no light on in the room. Ji Gui suddenly sat up and turned on the light and glanced at the time on the wall clock.
Jiang Nongyu stopped helping him clean up a long time ago. He stood up and walked into the bathroom to turn on the shower.
A dry floor can become slippery in an instant, and it looks like you’ll slip if you’re not careful.
After seeing that they were almost there, Ji Gui turned off the shower.
He took a deep breath and seemed to be walking naturally. However, the moment his left foot landed, his ankle jerked inward. The force was controlled just right. It was neither so light as to cause a simple trip nor so heavy as to cause a serious fracture.
A slight but clear sound of bone dislocation sounded in the silent room.
Ji Gui groaned, and a thin layer of cold sweat immediately broke out on his forehead.
The moment he lost his balance, he quickly grabbed the handle of the door to steady himself. His left foot started to hurt after just a few steps.
Without a word he walked up to the wall and banged his elbows and knees until they were covered in bruises.
Banxia novel, a lot of fun