Can Jiuluoyu Also Work As Customer Service In Wuxianliu? Chapter 36

Chapter 36 Chapter 36 [Player: Ah ah ah guest…

[Player: Ahhhh customer service!Save me? Damn!】

[Customer service Xiao Zhang: Dear, you’re here [Rose]]

[Player: Coordinate No. B119 dungeon. This is a dungeon that requires role-playing. Our role is a kindergarten teacher. According to the character design, we should sing children’s songs and repeat words to coax the children in the class… But I really can’t stand it anymore.】

[Customer service Xiao Zhang: What do you say?】

[Player: Have you ever seen a white-haired, wrinkled ‘child’ [smile]]

[Player: I’ve seen it before.】

[Customer service Xiao Zhang: This kid looks a little anxious.】

[Player: More than anxious, this is about to be buried!If this old boy… ah, no, this child dies in our kindergarten, his parents will start making trouble. As a kindergarten teacher, we are 100% incapable of running away. We really can’t defeat the furious NPC!】

[Customer service Xiao Zhang: Why don’t you put some facial cream on your child?】

[Player: Can this be useful?】

[Customer service Xiao Zhang: Isn’t that how it is played in the advertisement?After applying it one second, your skin will become better the next second, and it is said to be anti-aging.】

[Player: …Okay.】

After replying to the player’s inquiry, Zhang Yu stood up and stretched his muscles as usual. He remembered the seeds he planted yesterday and was worried that the seeds were short of water, so he took some water to irrigate them.

Unexpectedly, these seeds have sprouted new shoots, coating the abandoned flower bed with a layer of green.

Zhang Yu didn’t find it strange.

——He had raised mung bean sprouts at home before. They grew very quickly and sprouted the next day.

“Drink eight glasses of water every day.” Zhang Yu took it upon himself to set a goal for the seeds, “You must grow up quickly, make it look better, and make useful green plants.”

The green buds in the flower bed swayed in the wind, as if they were complying with Zhang Yu’s request.

“What are you doing?”

Zhang Yu turned around and found that Tong Wei and the others, who had returned to their posts, were standing at the door of the terrace, looking at him with complicated expressions.

“Plant some green plants,” Zhang Yu said, “In the future, when everyone is tired from work, you can come to the terrace to see the greenery, which is good for your eyes.”

After a moment of silence, Ding Anna said: “No, no, no, you are so thoughtful.”

Zhang Yu nodded fiercely: “Me? Yes.”

“Where did this seed come from?”

Only then did Zhang Yu remember Shi Wan: “One outsourced to?”

“Outsourcing?”

“Yes, yes.” Zhang Yu hesitated with a guilty conscience, complying with the agreement and concealing the fact that the outsourcer deliberately murdered the money tree.

“Which one is outsourced?”

“He said his name is Shi Wan. He is quite tall, but very thin. I don’t think he can remove any meat from his ribs.”

Zhang Yu gestured at his approximate height and carefully tested: “Outsourcing is really miserable. Alas, everyone is a cow and horse, and the food troughs still have to be classified.”

Tong Wei and Black Spider looked at each other, and their expressions suddenly became serious.

They didn’t know the joker’s real name, but the seeds planted on the terrace were obviously joker’s seeds.

The outsourcing mentioned by Zhang Yu is most likely a joker.

Before they knew it, joker came.

·

Shi Wan entered the safe house with an ugly expression.

The gatekeeper told him last night that a perfect trap had been set up to ensure that all the escaping players would be caught.

He kept a double insurance policy. If the gatekeeper failed, the seeds developed in the player’s body would be enough to control them.

Simply foolproof.

Shi Wan waited very calmly for the gatekeeper to close the net, never thinking about the possibility of an accident.

But after waiting and waiting, there was still no response from the gatekeeper, as quiet as dead.

Shi Wan gradually realized that something was wrong.

Obviously, players do not have such ability.

That can only be done by customer service.

It’s this customer service again!

Shi Wan knew that Zhang Yu was not simple, but how could he stretch his hand so long that even real-life players could fish it out.

Shi Wan regards the game as his own territory, and all the rules are established by him. He is the god who can do whatever he wants.

But Zhang Yu is ruining all this.

Shi Wan was so angry that he couldn’t even utter a word. He was far angrier than when the players fled in large numbers.

He never thought that he would be so aggrieved after becoming a game agent.

While angry, Shi Wan realized that things were getting out of control at an incredible speed.

The dark copy was penetrated, the door was destroyed, and even the numb players began to regain their confidence.

Isn’t this okay?

Shi Wan spent a whole night thinking about the game alone, and finally came up with a solution to the problem.

Sure enough, we still have to kill the customer service.

Without customer service, players are just like scattered sand that cannot be gathered together. There is no other possibility except struggling and despairing.

He was careless last time and was not well prepared. There will definitely be no problem this time.

Shi Wan once again stepped into the safe house with a sinister feeling that was so thick that it could not be dissolved.

Murderous aura emanated from his body wantonly, oppressing everything in the safe house regardless.

Before his feet even touched the ground, a strong wind mixed with sharp pressure hit him.

Shi Wan was aware of it, but he couldn’t dodge or dodge. With a wave of his hand, this seemingly overwhelming force dissipated in an instant.

“Haha, you guys have really grown up in courage.” Shi Wan raised his chin, his eyes were deep and heavy, and a casual glance at him could make someone unable to stand up straight, “It’s time to get out of the ring.”

He casually twitched in the void and pulled out a butcher’s knife that was half a man’s height.

“Who should I start with…” Shi Wan drew his fingertips in the air, and then slashed at the nearest black spider with his butcher knife.

Tong Wei quickly summoned the God of Death to face him head-on.

The butcher’s knife and the sickle collided together, making a harsh sound.

puff–!

Tong Wei was instantly struck by the attack, his throat was acrid, and he spurted out a mouthful of blood.

At the same time, his Death God could not hold on. He was retreating steadily, and in the blink of an eye, he was reduced to nothing under the knife.

“You don’t have to judge your own abilities.” Shi Wan smiled ferociously. He was already as thin as a thin piece of skin stuck to his skull. When he smiled, the skin could not stick to the bones, which made him look even more terrifying, as if the skin would fall off at any time.

“How many times have you been lucky, do you really think you can do it?” Shi Wan stepped on Tong Wei’s head, “Tell me, what are you thinking, how dare you sneak attack me?”

Tong Wei glared at Shi Wan hatefully.

“Let me guess, is it because I want to attack your savior and prepare for a preemptive strike?” Shi Wan put his foot down and said, “It’s really touching. A group of people can’t even get together to put a few taels on the scale, but they still care about protecting customer service.”

“It’s okay, don’t worry, I’ll make you nutrients and feed them to the game, so that you will never be separated, okay?”

Swish——!

The whip cut through the air and struck Shi Wan from behind, but before he could get close to him, it suddenly broke and shattered to pieces on the ground.

But Shi Wan didn’t even look back.

“I told you, don’t worry. No matter it’s you or the customer service, I promise to send you on your way.”

The butcher’s knife suddenly turned around in the air and stabbed straight towards Anna Ding…

——”What an exquisite prop!”

Zhang Yu, who suddenly appeared, casually grabbed the rushing butcher knife and held it in his hand to admire.

After working in the company for so long, Zhang Yu has opened his eyes a lot, knowing that technology is so powerful now that it is no big deal for props to fly around in the air.

It probably means the same thing as drones.

This knife looked fierce, but when I started to use it, I realized that it was quite light, as if it were made of foam. No wonder Ding Anna couldn’t dodge, and even if she collided with it, it wouldn’t be a big deal.

Ding Anna looked up at Zhang Yu blankly.

Zhang Yu put down the butcher’s knife: “Sorry, sorry, I picked it up subconsciously… It didn’t affect you, right?”

Ding Anna had figured out Zhang Yu’s thinking mode, and she suddenly realized that Zhang Yu probably thought they were working together to design game moves.

As always, the outrageousness is tinged with a bit of his own unique rationality.

“No.” Anna Ding was in shock and forced a smile.

Zhang Yu turned his eyes to Shi Wan and Tong Wei who was stepped on by him.

“!”

Looks so real!

Exactly like the ones in martial arts movies?!

Shi Wan took back his feet and stared at Zhang Yu thoughtfully.

Zhang Yu hurriedly helped Tong Wei up and couldn’t help but sigh: “Are you so embarrassed?”

Designing game combat actually requires practicing it yourself.

But you should think about it. The current market environment is not good and all industries are in decline. If you don’t work hard, how can you get ahead?

Thinking of this, Zhang Yu patted Shi Wan on the shoulder with emotion: “It’s hard for you to work so hard as an outsourcer. I want to learn from you.”

Tong Wei: “…”

Shi Wanpi smiled and snorted, his eyes falling on the butcher’s knife.

This is his usual prop. It is indestructible and extremely powerful. In the game, it can be said that he can kill people and kill Buddhas when he blocks them.

But when it fell into Zhang Yu’s hands, it was no different from a plastic toy? It seemed that it could be broken by just breaking it.

Zhang Yu did break it with his hand, and with a crisp sound, this invincible knife was broken into two pieces.

Zhang Yu was so frightened that he almost jumped up.

Anna Ding quickly reassured him that this was a prop, not valuable and not strong. It was normal if it broke and it was meant to be scrapped.

Shi Wan: “…”

Shi Wan came back to his senses from the angry state, and his eyes became a little clearer.

He couldn’t help but have a thought in his mind – is this customer service person really stupid or is he just pretending?

With such ability, where can he not dominate the situation? Is it necessary to do this bullshit customer service?

His plan is definitely not small.

Is there a possibility that the other party is pretending to be crazy and stupid just to make themselves relax their vigilance, and then harvest their heads in one fell swoop when they are unprepared?

For example, now, the customer service seems to be defenseless, and may have laid many traps behind the scenes, just waiting for him to fall into the trap.

No wonder these clumsy players dared to attack him. Shi Wan suddenly realized this, which was probably part of letting him relax his vigilance.

The more he thought about it, the more Shi Wan felt that the truth was true? That was it.

Fortunately, he saw through everything keenly.

Want to plot against me? Really? Shi Wan’s eyes darkened, then I? I’ll use the plot to show you what it means to be a mantis stalking a cicada and an oriole behind.

Now, he can’t take action against customer service.

He needs a sure chance.

·

“Opportunities are reserved for those who are well prepared.” Zhang Yu told Shi Wan, “Xiao Shi, although you are just an outsourcer now, I believe that everything depends on human effort. With our perseverance and hard work, one day you will be accepted by the company.”

Shi Wan took a deep breath, a little doubtful of the book he had read: “This is how to be strong and unyielding?”

Zhang Yu insisted: “Of course.”

“Okay.”

Shi Wan looked at Zhang Yu sideways.

Zhang Yu was in high spirits, with the word “hard work” clearly displayed on his face. He looked like a fool, which was very confusing.

But this trick can no longer deceive me, Shi Wan thought to himself, feeling more and more that Zhang Yu has a deep and bottomless mind, and is more troublesome than anyone he has encountered before.

With Zhang Yu’s intervention, the fight had to come to an abrupt end. Shi Wan was held by Zhang Yu to teach him experience, while the other players were nowhere to be seen and were probably recovering from their injuries in the corner.

Haha, a bunch of trash.

Otherwise? If there was customer service, I would have turned them into fodder long ago.

“Why don’t you listen carefully?” Zhang Yu stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Shi Wan’s eyes, “I? It’s for your own good.”

Shi Wan tightened his fists. A few simple words combined together could be so harsh.

“There is no guarantee in outsourcing, and doing it all the time is not a solution. You are still young. You must cheer up and become a full-time employee as soon as possible. Our company’s development prospects are still very good.” Zhang Yu continued to speak earnestly.

Shi Wan’s eyes darkened. He was irritated, but on the surface he had to accompany the customer service from house to house. After several rounds, he was mentally exhausted.

Mental consumption, is this also part of the customer service plan?

Sure enough, he was just pretending, Shi Wan was even more sure, secretly glad that he didn’t take action rashly.

·

Zhang Yu sighed secretly?

He felt that he and Shi Wan were of the same kind, and he couldn’t bear to see Shi Wan in such a miserable state.

The other people in the company are all bright and serious white-collar workers, but he was the only one who got in by luck. He usually has to do everything possible to hide his illiterate nature.

But Shi Wan is different. He is an outsourcer. After rounding up, it is almost the same as his own.

Since they are almost the same and we meet each other by chance, of course we should help each other.

Zhang Yu set a small goal for himself – to help Shi Wan perform positively and become a full-time employee as soon as possible, so that everyone can ride on the east wind to reach the peak of life.

The only problem is that Zhang Yu himself doesn’t know what to do.

While going to the bathroom, Zhang Yu took out his mobile phone and searched. The first thing that jumped out at him was a short play – “The Crown Prince of the Group Falls in Love with Me as an Outsourcer?”

Zhang Yu: “…”

It doesn’t seem to be very applicable. They are just a game company and not a group.

Zhang Yu continues to decline. Some people make revelations and some make complaints. It is rare that there is a relevant tutorial, but it is not detailed. If you want to know more, you have to buy a paid tutorial.

Forget it.

Like belongs like, but it is impossible to spend money on stone.

Coming out of the bathroom, Zhang Yu was caught off guard and saw Shi Wan fighting with a black spider.

Needless to say, they are definitely racing against time to study game moves.

It was just too much effort.

I wonder if there are any companies in the industry that work harder than them?

Seeing Zhang Yu’s appearance, the two quickly separated, pretending that nothing happened, and each had their own thoughts to maintain the superficial harmony.

Zhang Yu was overjoyed and encouraged Shi Wan: “You are right, absolutely right. Communicate more with regular employees, and greet them politely when you meet them. It won’t do you any harm.”

This is all about nothing. Shi Wan was upset when he heard it. He endured it again and again before gritting his teeth and forcing out one word: “Okay.”

Zhang Yu nodded, very satisfied with Shi Wan’s realization.

“Hahahahahahaha!” The black spider on the side didn’t care about his bruised nose and swollen face, and fell to the ground laughing while holding his stomach.

Zhang Yu didn’t understand why: “Is what I said funny?”

Black Spider finally controlled his smile and waved his hands repeatedly: “No, no, I’m laughing about something else… What, you said it very well! It’s obvious that you have understood the rules of survival in the workplace, and you are very savvy!”

“Hey, I now finally understand how the elders of the sect in the novel feel when they see a genius.”

Zhang Yu: “?”

He didn’t quite understand it, but he was just laughing at it.

·

Returning to his workstation, Zhang Yu continued to work hard, answering the players’ questions frantically, making sparks fly from the keyboard.

Shi Wan stared at Zhang Yu from the side.

After waiting for a while and confirming that Zhang Yu was really concentrating, a pure black eyeball appeared on Shi Wan’s fingertips.

This is also his prop “Eye of Retrospection”, which can spy on the target’s past. It has no offensive power, but is not easy to detect. It is perfect for exploring Zhang Yu’s background.

Shi Wan flicked his fingertips, and his eyes gently fell behind Zhang Yu, slowly integrating into his body.

Shi Wan closed his eyes and felt the images coming back from his eyeballs.

After the initial darkness, the scene finally brightens, revealing a desolate land.

The land was dry and cracked, and it looked like it was extremely short of water, but there was actually a tree alive on it.

The trees grew so lush and leafy that it was incredible to survive in a place like this.

Shi Wan was surprised and recognized the origin of this tree.

It’s a tree in the game.

This tree has been growing in the game since he entered the game. No one knows how long it has lived.

When Shi Wan saw it, it was already a towering tree, not like this one, but a small tree as tall as a person.

Does customer service have anything to do with this tree?Shi Wan didn’t think it was possible.

He teamed up with the game to steal the seeds from the tree as props. The tree had no ability to resist and was extremely weak. After being robbed, it banged and made him angry to death.

Completely different from customer service.

The Eye of Retrospect is bound to make mistakes. It must have a very close relationship with Zhang Yu.

Shi Wan calmed down and continued to wait.

But everything in front of me has remained unchanged, as if it were a piece of formed drawing paper. Everything has been fixed here and will not change again.

Shi Wan began to suspect that the prop was broken, otherwise why would his memory remain frozen here.

Still? Not yet? When Shi Wan figured out the reason, Zhang Yu’s confused voice exploded across the sky and the earth——

“Huh? Are you sleeping?”

Shi Wan was startled, the scene reproduced through the props suddenly fell apart, the illusion quickly collapsed, everything was dissipating, and he himself was being expelled by a strong force.

Before he was forced to wake up, he tried his best to stare at the trees. His eyeballs were so compressed that they almost exploded, but he had no intention of flinching.

At the last moment, Shi Wan finally waited for the scene to change, and a luminous object fell from the dense shade of the trees.

Still? When Shi Wan could see clearly, his heart suddenly hurt, his whole body twitched, and he subconsciously opened his eyes.

A layer of dense cold sweat broke out on his forehead unconsciously.

Zhang Yu looked worried: “Are you not feeling well? You look like you are sleeping deeply.”

Shi Wan was stunned for a while before he recovered from his strange state: “I’m fine…”

“You can leave early if you are not feeling well,” Zhang Yu said mysteriously, “No salary deduction.”

“It’s okay, it’s just that I was possessed by a nightmare.”

Shi Wan wiped a handful of cold sweat with his hand. His mind was so messed up that he didn’t even know where to start sorting it out.

He used props and immersed himself in the illusion reconstructed by the Eye of Retrospection. Logically speaking, he should be disconnected from the outside world, but Zhang Yu’s voice could cut through the reality and fall in his ears.

Also, what is that thing that fell from the tree? Why have I never seen it before?

The more he thought about it, the more Shi Wan felt something was wrong.

“Drink some hot water.” Zhang Yu handed over a paper cup of unknown origin, and actively showed some care for the same kind of customization without asking for money.

Shi Wan: “…”

He was a little shaken now.

Is the customer service person an actor? The acting is too similar. He looks like a complete fool. He is so stupid that I have nothing to say. It is really hard to believe that he can have any exquisite and ingenious ideas.

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