The Delicate Cannon Fodder Is Coveted By Her Ex-Husband In The Love Show Chapter 34
byChapter 34 My Husband is Very Capable
Pei Huaixue frantically pulled out his phone and quickly ended the call. Facing the confused stares of the crowd, he nervously swallowed, “Harassment, a harassment call. It’s nothing, please continue.”
Everyone assumed it was just a coincidence and didn’t think much of it, shifting their gaze away.
Pei Huaixue let out a sigh of relief.
That was close, he almost exposed himself.
Given the delicate situation between him and Gu Minghe right now, it was definitely not the right time for people to know about their relationship.
Taking advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention to him anymore, Pei Huaixue immediately turned off his phone, then glared at Gu Minghe. This person must have done it on purpose!
Gu Minghe received his look, a smile playing on his lips, and said helplessly, “He didn’t answer. Seems like he turned it off.”
His tone sounded a little regretful.
“Maybe he’s busy,” Gu Yanchen helped him out. “How about we change the dare? Let me think.”
His eyes scanned Gu Minghe and Pei Huaixue. After a moment, he cleared his throat: “You have to hold Pei Huaixue and do ten squats.”
-Hahaha, there’s a good thing like this! Gu Yanchen is a true brother! Gu Film Emperor, hurry up and thank your brother!
-Brother is showing his stance that he won’t compete with his younger brother for his wife. Thank you, Brother, for facilitating this beautiful thing~
-I like this dare! CEO Gu is awesome!
-Good thing the Childhood Friend didn’t answer the phone just now, or I would have had a heart attack!
-Gu Minghe’s note for his Childhood Friend is LP. What does that mean? Is it the initials of the Childhood Friend’s name?
-Is the Childhood Friend named Li Ping? Li Ping? Li Ping?
-Dare I say, could this abbreviation possibly mean ‘Lao Po’ (Wife)?
-Impossible! Absolutely impossible! Gu Minghe is single, okay! If he had a partner, would he still be on a dating show? Could his partner tolerate that? Wouldn’t they expose him?
-Everyone said the Childhood Friend is just a good friend. Stop overthinking things, talking about ‘white moonlight’ and ‘wife’—you’re thinking too much.
-Can we stop talking about others? Please focus on the family property, okay?
Seeing that the topic in the live stream was about to be derailed, Shippers immediately jumped out to stop the discussion about Gu Minghe’s Childhood Friend.
Gu Yanchen’s suggestion was immediately approved by Pei Huaixue. He nodded vigorously: “This is good, this is good.”
As long as he didn’t call him again.
Gu Minghe’s muscles weren’t built for nothing. Forget holding him for ten squats, even doing a few hundred squats with him riding on his back wouldn’t be a problem.
Pei Huaixue had great confidence in his husband.
He impatiently stood up and invited Gu Minghe, “Come on.”
Xia Mu couldn’t help but mock, “Gu Film Emperor hasn’t even agreed yet. Why are you so eager?”
Clearly, he still wanted to instigate Gu Minghe to continue calling his Childhood Friend. He just didn’t want to see Pei Huaixue looking smug.
However, as soon as he finished speaking, Gu Minghe stood up. Before anyone could react, he scooped up Pei Huaixue by the back of his knees and lifted him into his arms.
Ten squats were indeed too easy for him; he didn’t even break a sweat afterward.
It was Pei Huaixue, when put down, whose cheeks were flushed and whose heart was pounding non-stop.
Perhaps it was because of the alcohol, but being held by his husband made his body feel intensely hot.
His entire face was buried in Gu Minghe’s firm chest, and he almost couldn’t breathe.
“Gu Film Emperor’s stamina is really good. It feels like ten squats are nothing to you,” Shen Zhimian praised.
Zhou Jingyuan heard this and felt unconvinced: “What’s the big deal? It’s just holding someone and doing ten squats. I can do it too. My muscles weren’t built for nothing. Xiaoxue, want to try with me?”
He looked expectantly at Pei Huaixue, but the next second, Gu Minghe blocked Pei Huaixue, frowning and looking at him with cold eyes.
Zhou Jingyuan shivered and shrank back, only to ask Xia Mu if he wanted to try.
Xia Mu was still stringing Zhou Jingyuan along, so he naturally agreed.
However, the moment Zhou Jingyuan picked him up, he regretted it.
“Damn, Xia Mu, why are you so heavy!” Zhou Jingyuan used all his strength just to barely lift Xia Mu, as if Xia Mu was an extremely heavy person. Veins popped out on his forehead. After only one squat, his legs trembled, and he almost dropped Xia Mu.
Xia Mu’s face was red, and he angrily cursed, “Zhou Jingyuan, are you capable or not! It’s clearly you who has no strength, yet you say I’m heavy! If you can’t do it, don’t show off!”
Zhou Jingyuan abruptly let go. Xia Mu, caught off guard, landed hard on his butt. His expression instantly turned terrible, and he immediately scowled.
Zhou Jingyuan was sweating profusely. While panting, he said, “If I were holding Pei Huaixue, it wouldn’t be so strenuous.”
Gu Minghe glanced at his outwardly strong but inwardly weak appearance, his eyes full of mockery: “Pei Huaixue is not someone you, who sweats ten pounds of cold sweat just holding a person, can covet. Go look in the mirror and see if you’re worthy.”
“If I’m not worthy, are you?” Zhou Jingyuan timidly stuck out his neck. Even though he was terribly afraid of Gu Minghe, he still had to be a jerk with his mouth: “Everyone knows the person Pei Huaixue likes is Gu Yanchen. You shamelessly follow him around. Has he ever looked at you? You’re still the same as me…”
“Not the same.”
Pei Huaixue poked his head out from behind Gu Minghe. The slight alcohol he had consumed was starting to kick in. He hugged Gu Minghe’s waist and wouldn’t let go.
With a flushed face, he mumbled, “My husband is handsome and rich, and he’s also very capable in that area. He can last all night, hmph, he’s definitely not someone outwardly strong but inwardly weak like you can compare to…”
When the little cat got drunk, he started talking nonsense, the scale of which was quite suggestive.
Everyone was silent for a moment before finally reacting. Xia Mu asked dumbfounded, “Pei Huaixue, who is your husband?”
Hugging Gu Minghe’s waist and calling him ‘Husband’—was he referring to Gu Minghe?
The little cat tilted his head, looking dazed for a moment, then suddenly buried his face in Gu Minghe’s back and started wailing.
“Wuwu, I don’t have a husband anymore, I don’t have a husband anymore…”
Gu Minghe rubbed his forehead helplessly, “Sorry, he’s drunk. I’ll take him upstairs to sleep. Let’s end the game here for today.”
Saying that, he lifted Pei Huaixue into his arms again and headed upstairs.
The others watched their retreating figures, their expressions somewhat bewildered.
What just happened?
Pei Huaixue was crying so sadly. What happened? Did his husband die? Or did they break up?
Everyone was speculating wildly, but then they thought that this might just be the drunken ramblings of a drunkard, and they immediately lost interest in investigating further.
The bullet screen was scrolling frantically at this moment.
-What did Pei Huaixue mean by that? I almost thought he called Gu Minghe ‘Husband’ just now. My heart jumped into my throat. I thought I was shipping a real couple!
-Me too! It scared me to death! I thought they were going to officially announce it on the spot!
-Disappointed. It turns out Pei Huaixue was just talking nonsense because he was drunk…
-Pei Huaixue is so cute even when he’s drunk. Gu Minghe took him back to the room. He must not do anything bad to the drunk kitty (smirk).
-Could the ‘husband’ Pei Huaixue mentioned be his ex?
-Impossible! You might as well say it’s his sexual fantasy object. After all, what man can last all night? =.= Besides, Pei Huaixue is so thin and weak. If he really met someone like that, wouldn’t he be broken?
-Maybe Gu Minghe can do it.
-Hehehe, I won’t say more. After the live stream ends tonight, I’m going to the Super Topic to write R18 fanfiction about the two of them.
Back in the room, Gu Minghe carried Pei Huaixue to wash up.
When Pei Huaixue was drunk, he was completely disobedient. He clamped his legs around Gu Minghe’s waist and rubbed against him, making Gu Minghe nearly lose control. He could only pinch his butt to make him stop moving around.
After being quiet for less than a second, Pei Huaixue hugged Gu Minghe’s neck and started nibbling.
Gu Minghe groaned and simply gave up resisting, letting Pei Huaixue nibble away. Many bite marks of varying degrees appeared on his neck. It hurt a little, but Gu Minghe liked it very much.
After a while, Pei Huaixue seemed to have a change of heart. He stopped nibbling and started licking instead.
When the wet, soft tip of his tongue touched the sensitive skin of his nape, Gu Minghe trembled all over and almost dropped him. He regained his composure and held the person even tighter.
Using the utmost willpower, he helped the little cat finish bathing and put on clothes, despite the increasingly excessive touches.
He squeezed toothpaste onto the brush, coaxed Pei Huaixue to open his mouth, and helped him rinse his mouth bit by bit.
The cat was clean, the smell of alcohol was gone, and he was exhausted from the commotion, falling asleep while clinging to Gu Minghe.
By the time everything was settled and they returned to the bedroom, today’s live stream had already ended.
Gu Minghe placed Pei Huaixue on the bed and tucked him in. Just as he was about to head to the bathroom for a cold shower, that strange voice appeared in his ear again.
Host, Host, are you asleep?
How can you sleep at such a good age? Get up quickly and do the mission.
You’re happy sleeping with Gu Minghe every day, but do you still remember that you need to seduce Gu Yanchen?
Pei Huaixue was sound asleep and completely ignored 029.
Only 029 was left talking to itself.
Forget it, Host, you keep sleeping. Let this System be depressed for a while.
I don’t know what the author of this book was thinking, choosing the Host to be the Vicious Cannon Fodder. Host, you’re so lazy that you even need your husband to help you bathe. You simply don’t have the energy to do bad things.
You are completely unsuitable to be the Vicious Cannon Fodder.
Gu Minghe’s footsteps paused. He turned back and looked at the deeply sleeping Pei Huaixue.
Listening to that strange voice, the doubts in his heart slowly began to unravel.
What book? What author?
Vicious Cannon Fodder, was it referring to Pei Huaixue?
Gu Minghe had never believed in the supernatural, but the voice appearing in his ear was so real.
Either he was crazy and hallucinating, or everything this so-called System said was true.
Pei Huaixue seemed to be bound to a strange System.
That System was ordering Pei Huaixue to do things he didn’t want to do.
For example, seducing Gu Yanchen.
Realizing this, Gu Minghe couldn’t help but clench his fists. So this damn System was threatening his wife? Forcing his wife to divorce him?
But why would Pei Huaixue listen to the System so obediently? What exactly was the System using to threaten him?
Gu Minghe hadn’t figured it out yet when he heard the System muttering to itself again: “But there’s no choice. If you don’t do the mission, your husband will die. You love your husband so much that no matter how unwilling you are, you can only obediently do the mission.”
Poor Host, why are you so miserable?
I really hope you can get rid of all this soon.
As soon as the words fell, Gu Minghe nearly lost his footing and fainted.
His face was pale, and all the blood in his body seemed to rush backward. His eyes looked at Pei Huaixue in disbelief.
He never expected that Pei Huaixue was doing the missions for this reason.
So Pei Huaixue was divorcing him to save him?!
Gu Minghe staggered, his heart feeling a heavy blow, and his mind went blank for a moment.
It turned out… it turned out that Pei Huaixue loved him even more than he had imagined.