PQLAOGT Chapter 100

Chapter 100: A Chapter with a Distinctive Aroma—Don’t Read While Eating

“Xiao Changming, go to hell!”

“Pfft~~”

A rather aromatic sound suddenly rang out, appearing exceptionally loud in the quiet hall.

Lu Ting’s expression changed abruptly, the hand holding the gun faltered slightly, the other hand covered his stomach, and he hunched over.

Xiao Changming’s face immediately darkened as he retreated a few steps, pinching his nose.

“Pfft, pfft~ pfft.”

“Tuk tuk tuk~”

“Bu~”

The entire hall was instantly filled with such sounds, and the stench began to spread.

Not only the guests in the hall, but even those who had already left were affected.

Those who lived close to home rushed to the toilet as soon as they entered, while those who lived farther away immediately looked for the nearest restroom.

Xiao Changming’s face was as dark as the bottom of a pot. Was this a shift from physical attacks to chemical warfare?

This hall was unusable; it would have to be torn down and rebuilt later.

How disgusting.

Shi Qingyan and the other two covered their noses and hid in a corner, watching the people in the hall rush around frantically looking for toilets, feeling exceptionally happy.

Indeed, happiness is built on the suffering of others.

Apart from Xiao Changming’s men, half of Lu Ting’s men were also clutching their stomachs, looking pained.

In less than two minutes, the hall was completely empty, everyone having run to find a toilet.

Every toilet in the entire Xiao family mansion was occupied.

Even Lu Ting couldn’t resist running to the toilet.

He couldn’t possibly soil his pants in order to secure the position of family head, could he?

Where would that leave his reputation?

He had to solve his physiological problems first, then deal with Xiao Changming.

With a gesture from Xiao Changming, the bodyguards quickly subdued Lu Ting’s men, tied them up, and threw them into the garbage truck, sending them to the underground detention room.

Although it was called a detention room, it was actually a private prison.

Life there was worse than death.

“Xiao Changming, let me go!” I’m about to soil my pants!

Xiao Changming waved his hand, quickly telling them to leave to avoid polluting the air.

Damn it, who did this?

He better not catch them, or he’d force them to eat that diarrhea-inducing medicine too.

He’d make them poop themselves to death.

With the overt threats dealt with, there were still those hiding in the shadows. Xiao Changming had already arranged for people to eliminate those lurking threats one by one.

The battle for the family head position was thus quelled.

Xiao Changming felt a little strange; it was too easy, wasn’t it?

Also, why did everyone have stomach problems?

Could there be something wrong with the food at the banquet?

Xiao Changming quickly ordered the banquet food to be thrown away.

Then again, if they hadn’t gotten upset stomachs, he wouldn’t have been able to capture them so easily.

It was simply divine assistance.

Ugh~ Smells terrible.

Even divine assistance couldn’t make up for this.

“Butler, Butler, quickly take care of this. It stinks!”

The butler pinched his nose. “Yes, Family Head.”

Xiao Changming felt as though he had been tainted with the stench.

He was no longer his darling’s fragrant husband.

Xiao Changming strode back to his room to take a bath.

Shi Qingyan and the others took the opportunity to slip away.

They hurried back to the hotel to shower, as the stench was overwhelming.

They had also been tainted by the smell; it was a case of hurting the enemy one thousand, but also harming themselves eight hundred.

“Was that medicine too potent?”

Recalling the scene in the hall, Qin Tingshen felt a chill.

The sound of non-stop farts filled the air.

“I didn’t expect it to be like this; if I had known, I would have watched the fun from outside.”

Shi Qingyan dried his hair, feeling that he had been too careless not to avoid it.

Xiao Changming came out of the bathroom and looked at the culprit the butler had found.

It was one of those three unremarkable servants.

Xiao Changming looked at the three people on the tablet. “Have they been found?”

The butler shook his head. “They ran off sometime ago and haven’t been found.”

Xiao Changming waved his hand. “If you can’t find them, forget it. They helped in a way.”

Although they used this strange method, he had to admit, it was quite effective, but the smell was a bit too much.

Ugh~

Thinking of the smell in the hall, Xiao Changming felt disgusted.

Xiao Changming sent a message to Ji Yang, as it was evening in China, and he should still be awake.

Ji Yang came out of the shower and saw the message, his lips curving up as he replied.

Just after replying, Xiao Changming initiated a video call.

“Baby, where are you?”

Xiao Changming looked at the unfamiliar environment and asked Ji Yang curiously.

Ji Yang rolled his eyes. “In a hotel, of course.”

“Hotel? What are you doing in a hotel?”

Ji Yang deliberately provoked him. “Checking in for a room, what do you think?”

Xiao Changming touched his head; damn it, he hadn’t been around for a few days, and a patch of green grassland had grown on his head.

Shining green.

Xiao Changming’s pupils trembled. “Where are you? Which hotel?”

Ji Yang looked at the swaying camera, feeling dizzy, and threw the phone aside. “Why should I tell you?”

Xiao Changming gritted his teeth, spitting out each word: “Ji! Yang! You! Dare!”

Ji Yang rolled around on the bed, suppressing his laughter, the bed creaking softly.

The sound traveled through the phone, making Xiao Changming’s eyes red as he gripped the phone tightly, staring at the ceiling on the screen.

“Ji Yang! If you dare to cuckold me, just try it!”

Just as Xiao Changming finished speaking, the video call automatically hung up.

Damn it, he actually dared to hang up on him!

He redialed, but the phone was switched off.

Were they, were they doing that kind of thing?

Xiao Changming didn’t dare to think about it; just imagining the scene made his heart ache.

Ji Yang heard the video call end and couldn’t hold back any longer, bursting into laughter.

“Hahaha~”

This idiot…

It took Ji Yang a long time to stop laughing. He picked up his phone and saw that it was out of battery.

He found the charger and plugged it in. As soon as Ji Yang turned on the phone, he received a call from Xiao Changming.

“Ji Yang! Where are you? I’m coming back to China right now.”

Ji Yang suppressed his laughter. “It’ll be too late when you get back.”

Xiao Changming choked; that was true.

It would take more than ten hours to get back; by the time he arrived, it would be too late.

Everything that should and shouldn’t be done would have been done.

Xiao Changming was about to explode with anger when he heard Ji Yang say, “It has to be someone young; their stamina is amazing.”

Xiao Changming’s eyes were red. His little lamb, who he had finally gotten his hands on, was doing intimate things with someone else, and he wanted to tear that adulterer to shreds.

Ji Yang didn’t hear Xiao Changming’s voice for a while, afraid that he would make him too angry, he quickly explained: “Okay, I’m not…”

“Beep~ Beep~”

Looking at the hung-up phone, Ji Yang was amused and angry. No matter how many times he called back, he wouldn’t answer.

Damn it, he had really angered him.

He sent a message to Shi Qingyan, left the hotel, and took a taxi to the Xiao family mansion.

I am willing to marry the God of Wealth, even as a concubine: [I lied to you, are you angry?]

[I’ll give you a surprise later. Wait for me at home, understand?]

[If you don’t reply, we’ll get a divorce.]

Xiao Changming was about to get in the car to go to the airport when he saw the message from Ji Yang. After hesitating for a while, he decided to listen to Ji Yang.

Most beloved little lamb: [Hmph.]

Xiao Changming returned to his room, waiting for the surprise Ji Yang mentioned, wondering what it could be.

Was it a gift?

The violent big bad wolf was instantly appeased.

Xiao Changming stood on the balcony, his well-defined fingers took out a cigarette from the pack, lit it, and the smoke was blown away by the wind, leaving a faint smell of smoke.

He checked the time from time to time and looked up in the direction of the gate.

Finally, on Xiao Changming’s twenty-seventh time looking at his watch, Ji Yang sent a message.

Xiao Changming strode downstairs, his expression visibly happy.