MLIAM Chapter 107

Chapter 107: Having a Lewd Dream, I’ll Just Consider it Fulfilling Me in Advance

Chen Li’s breath hitched, and he looked at Yu Shuli in disbelief, “What did you say?”

“You’re not leaving? Why? Are you really going to marry that Wanyan Jun and become his empress, just like the rumors say?!”

Yu Shuli frowned, “What rumors?”

“It’s all over the place, saying you betrayed Da Liang, fell in love with the Emperor of Xizhao, and the two of you are about to get married.”

“It’s a rumor.”

It hadn’t been long since he negotiated with Wanyan Jun, how could such news spread? Even if Wanyan Jun didn’t orchestrate it, he must know about it.

He knew what he was planning with one guess.

“But… it’s half true, half false, I guess.” Yu Shuli sighed, “How is Wei Yan?”

“Wei Yan? Isn’t he with you?” Chen Li looked away, scratching his head a little awkwardly, “I’ve been looking for you for so long, I haven’t been back. I don’t know how he is.”

Yu Shuli’s face darkened, and he said anxiously, “Help me go back and check on Wei Yan. It would be best if he’s back. If he’s not, you must find him as soon as possible! Wanyan Jun poisoned him with another type of poison that will take effect in seven days. Wanyan Jun said only he has the antidote. After you go back, please ask His Majesty on my behalf to find a way to save him!”

Chen Li exclaimed “Ah!”, “He got poisoned too!” He smacked his hand, “He really is plagued with bad luck.”

“It was to save me…” Yu Shuli muttered, “I don’t know if he was affected by the explosion.”

He said weakly, “I don’t know how he is now! I can only be forced to stay here…”

“He’ll definitely be fine, maybe he’s already back.” Chen Li paused, not daring to mention Wei Yan’s serious injuries, and just said, “I’ll help you go back and check. If he’s safe and sound, I’ll come back to pick you up.” He glanced at Yu Shuli’s face, “But if you’re thinking of compromising with Wanyan Jun, I advise you to give up that idea as soon as possible.”

Yu Shuli looked up at him.

Chen Li said, “It’s not like you don’t know Prime Minister Wei’s temper. Even if he comes back safely and His Majesty finds a good doctor for him, if he knows his life was exchanged for your freedom and happiness, he will definitely go crazy and risk his life to fight Wanyan Jun…”

“When he goes crazy, none of us can stop him. You probably wouldn’t dare to watch what happens then.”

Yu Shuli pursed his lips, “I know…”

He stood up to see Chen Li off, “Go back first, report to His Majesty that I’m safe, I’ll stall Wanyan Jun for now.”

Chen Li nodded, “I’ll come back to pick you up as soon as possible. I heard the rumors that the empress conferring ceremony should be in two days. Before that, you might as well pretend to cooperate with Wanyan Jun for now. Although I’m not smart, His Majesty is clever. I’ll go back and report, let His Majesty help you think of ideas, he will definitely come up with a perfect plan.”

Yu Shuli responded and sent Chen Li away, then went back to sleep, but he couldn’t fall asleep no matter how much he tossed and turned.

Wei Yan’s image kept flashing in his mind. One moment it was his bloody and mangled appearance, the next it was his face full of grief as he scolded him for abandoning him, and then he saw him with a gloomy face, pressing him down to do that kind of thing.

When dawn came, Yu Shuli’s whole head was throbbing. He forced himself to stand up, but found that his legs were wet.

Perhaps it was the effect of the drugs, perhaps it was caused by the lewd dream he had with Wei Yan last night, he was now filled with a surging, inexplicable agitation.

Yu Shuli cursed himself for being useless, still thinking about this kind of thing at this critical moment.

When Wei Yan quit Five Stone Powder, he had almost no reaction. If he didn’t always pretend to be weak and always mention it when coaxing Yu Shuli to bed, Yu Shuli would have almost forgotten his abnormality.

But now it was his turn, and he was so Unbearable.

He almost threw the bedding on the bed down with a gloomy face, and then went to the cabinet next to him to find a change of clothes.

The little eunuch who came to deliver water for washing up in the morning happened to see this and his face changed. He immediately ran out.

Yu Shuli was too lazy to stop him, got up and changed his underwear with a somewhat Stirring attitude, and then leaned against the bed rail, waiting for Wanyan Jun to come over.

Wanyan Jun came not too late, his face was flushed and joyful, and he completed the process of entering and closing the door in one go.

Yu Shuli sat on the bed and looked up at him, “What are you doing here?”

“I heard from the eunuch that you had a wet dream this morning. I…” Wanyan Jun walked over and licked his lips, “If you’re uncomfortable, I can help you…”

“No need.” Yu Shuli glanced at him and interrupted him coldly, “Wet dreams and morning erections are common for men, what are you making a fuss about.”

“That’s true… but there’s still the poison of Five Stone Powder in your body…” Wanyan Jun sat down beside Yu Shuli, one hand hovering over his waist, as if he was about to press down, “The conferring ceremony is imminent, to prevent mistakes at that time, why don’t I help you ease the drug’s effects first.”

Yu Shuli avoided his hand and frowned, “Do you think I’m the kind of person who would make mistakes at the ceremony?”

“I don’t mean that…” Wanyan Jun’s face stiffened, “Just consider it… just consider it fulfilling me in advance…”

Yu Shuli sneered, “You’re just driven by lust. If that’s the case, don’t keep saying such nice things, saying you love me, it’s all fake.”

“Of course it’s not fake!” Wanyan Jun’s eyes tightened, and his Adam’s apple bobbed, “With my beloved in front of me, it’s only natural that I can’t control myself.”

“If you can’t control yourself, you have to control yourself.” Yu Shuli glanced at him, raising the corner of his eye, “Da Liang has always had the custom of not meeting before marriage. Now you’re not only violating it, but also wanting to steal the forbidden fruit. You haven’t been in Da Liang for a short time, even if you don’t do as the Romans do, you shouldn’t be so greedy.”

Wanyan Jun laughed awkwardly, “You’re right…”

But despite saying that, when he thought of the little eunuch coming to report his situation in the morning, Wanyan Jun couldn’t help but let his mind wander.

His eyes flickered, and he reached out to Yu Shuli, “Although there’s no such rule in Xizhao, after all, I have to respect you. But I’m really uncomfortable… why don’t… why don’t you help me outside first…”

Yu Shuli glanced at him.

With just that glance, Wanyan Jun felt even more restless.

Yu Shuli smiled, turned over and got up, pressing his hand on Wanyan Jun’s shoulder, pressing him onto the bed.

Wanyan Jun’s throat rolled, and he was about to lean over and press his lips against his, but Yu Shuli held his forehead.

“Have you ever been with anyone else before?” Yu Shuli asked suddenly.

Wanyan Jun lowered his head guiltily, “I won’t hide it from you, I’ve been with some prostitutes when I was in Da Liang…” He grabbed Yu Shuli’s arm, “But I didn’t have real feelings for them.”

Yu Shuli clicked his tongue and stood up, disappointed, “That’s not very believable.”

Wanyan Jun instantly panicked, but he didn’t dare to pull Yu Shuli’s hand, “I can promise that there will be no other concubines in the palace in the future, I only have you.”

“But I think you’re a little dirty.” Yu Shuli lowered his eyes to look at him, “Your Majesty should wash himself clean before coming again. I don’t like my man having the scent of others on him.”

Wanyan Jun’s spine stiffened, “Ji An… I’m sorry.”

“What’s there to be sorry about? You can even make something like Five Stone Powder, I can guess what kind of person you are. I can also understand, maybe this is the lecherous nature of your Xizhao royal family.” Yu Shuli smiled contemptuously and leaned against the head of the bed to look at him, “Do you know? Wei Yan’s first time was with me.”

Wanyan Jun was flustered by Yu Shuli’s eyes. He was both anxious and ashamed. “It was my fault… I couldn’t control myself…”

He raised himself up and moved closer to Yu Shuli, “Ji An, how do you want me to compensate you?”

Yu Shuli lowered his eyes and swept over his face, taking in all his panic and worry.

“How dare I let the Emperor of Xizhao compensate me?” Yu Shuli smiled lightly, imitating Wei Yan’s usual sarcastic posture to perfection, “Three thousand beauties, it would be a pity to miss any of them. Only a fool would leave their first time for their beloved.”

Wanyan Jun was indeed even more flustered, “I… I was also the first time later… I was the one who did them before… This is the first time I’m being the bottom…”

Yu Shuli didn’t care whether he was the top or bottom. He grabbed Wanyan Jun’s hair, pulled him closer, and then suddenly threw him away. “The matter of compensation, let’s leave it until after the empress conferring ceremony.”

Wanyan Jun was dazed, but even if his heart was itchy, he could only follow Yu Shuli’s wishes at this time. “Okay… whatever compensation you want, I’ll give it to you.”

Yu Shuli smiled, “Alright, what are you still doing standing here? I want to go out for a walk, are you coming with me or getting lost?”

Wanyan Jun naturally couldn’t wait to change the subject, and he didn’t even care about that kind of thing at this time. He quickly said, “Of course I’m coming with you.”

Yu Shuli nodded, his smile fading, “Then wait, I’ll change my clothes and go with you.”

Wanyan Jun agreed repeatedly.

After Yu Shuli drove him out of the door, he took a long breath.

Today, he deeply felt that Wei Yan’s methods were amazing, he could even control Wanyan Jun so tightly!

The resentful expression paired with the green tea words was even more effective than harsh and fierce scolding!

Wei Fox was right! He really is a succubus reincarnated!

In order to prevent Wanyan Jun from wanting to have a round with him, Yu Shuli dragged him around the Xizhao Imperial Palace all morning. After finishing lunch, facing Wanyan Jun’s expression of wanting to say something but stopping, he once again imitated Wei Yan’s tone in a timely manner.

“What? You have nothing better to do all day? You don’t want to be the emperor anymore? That’s fine too, you might as well surrender, I’m too lazy to be your damn empress.”

Wanyan Jun sized up his expression and his Adam’s apple bobbed, “Ji An, are you worried about me, do you care about me?!”

Yu Shuli curved his eyelashes, “What? Haven’t your bed partners cared about you?”

Wanyan Jun choked, and said aggrievedly, “Ji An, we agreed not to mention these past things…”

“Agreed? Who agreed with you? I’m going to bring up old scores every day from now on.”

“From now on, every day…” such words deeply touched Wanyan Jun’s heart.

He nodded sharply, “Ji An, don’t worry, I will never make a mistake again. I will definitely follow the empress’s decisions, if you say east, I won’t go west.”

Yu Shuli gave him a meaningful look, and then said lightly, “Then you may take your leave.”

Wanyan Jun left without stopping, looking back repeatedly as he left. Although he seemed reluctant, he didn’t dare to disobey him after all.

After the person left, Yu Shuli sighed inwardly:

So, that dog thing Wei Yan used this trick of playing hard to get to win me over! Selling misery and pretending to be wronged, and then feigning aloofness, tsk tsk tsk… it’s all a routine.

But I have to say, this trick is really Cool!

At night, Yu Shuli stared at the empty bed and couldn’t help but miss Wei Yan again.

It turned out that this person had been hidden in the softest corner of his heart like a silent spring rain, impossible to get rid of.

Is he… still safe?