TWWMABMTBH Chapter 74

Chapter 74: Who Doesn’t Want to Beat Rong Dog!

Old Wu: …

[Depression Value 1000]

System: Rong! It’s just the two of you here, be careful you get beaten.

Rong Ziyan was exceptionally confident: Don’t worry, he wouldn’t dare.

Although the conversation between one person and one system was internal, Old Wu had clearly felt Rong Ziyan’s unrestrainedness and was immediately struck even harder.

Rong Ziyan patted Old Wu: “Cheer up, think about the Eiffel Tower, it’s still 15 centimeters shorter in the winter than in the summer!”

Old Wu pondered this sentence and cautiously inquired, “Are you comforting me?”

Rong Ziyan: “No, I’m just idle now, giving you a third useless piece of trivia.”

Old Wu: …

[Depression Value 2000]

He now had a strong urge to call Ji Shu. Rong Ziyan was too much of a dog, and he really wanted to pull out a sack from his pocket and beat him up.

However, this was just Old Wu’s wishful thinking. Rong Ziyan also knew when to stop. He returned to the lab and checked the separation machine again to make sure it was working properly.

After everything was done, Rong Ziyan changed his clothes and went to the village to help Luo Xia and the others check the health of the geese.

There were more than a thousand geese in the village, and three hundred of them were currently sick.

These three hundred had already switched to the right medication for treatment, and at least none of them died that afternoon.

As for the remaining seven hundred or so, they were divided among Rong Ziyan and the others to check.

They were all skilled workers, and the process was naturally fast. Especially Rong Ziyan, who was particularly favored by the geese, was several times faster than Luo Xia and the others.

Because these geese were too cooperative. If you asked them to raise a wing, they would raise a wing, and if you touched their beak, their mouth would naturally open.

Compared to the chaos on Luo Xia’s side, it was truly enviable.

Rong Ziyan was also joking, deliberately fooling Luo Xia, “Put on a pretty lady’s mask, and maybe these geese will cooperate.”

Luo Xia was a literal-minded person. He thought everything Rong Ziyan said was right, so he really did it.

As a result, as soon as he put it on, the geese opposite him were so scared that their feathers puffed up. Not only did they not become more obedient, but they also pecked at him a few times while cackling.

“Damn it, damn it! Rong Ziyan! This doesn’t work either!”

Rong Ziyan turned his head and glanced at the photo on his head and calmly replied, “Maybe they don’t like internet celebrity cone-shaped faces!”

Luo Xia: “Bullshit! My goddess is absolutely stunning!”

Rong Ziyan: “Okay, then put her with XX, XXX, and XXX in a crowd, and could you still recognize her?”

Luo Xia: “???”

Rong Ziyan: “It’s okay, don’t be afraid, not only you, even their three plastic surgeons may not be able to recognize them.”

Luo Xia: “…”

What he said made so much sense, he was speechless. He only felt that Rong Ziyan and this group of geese might be toxic.

On the other hand, a young veterinarian was curious and even took the opportunity to open his phone to check the three people Rong Ziyan mentioned. He couldn’t help but exclaim, “Damn! They really do look alike!”

“Right?” Rong Ziyan blinked at him.

The young vet just received a push notification, roughly meaning that the three female stars didn’t get along well in private. He then nodded knowingly, “No wonder they don’t get along! They probably hated each other’s guts after sharing a room in the hospital.”

“Very likely!” Rong Ziyan agreed as well.

As for Luo Xia, he had selectively blocked out the conversation between the two. It was too much, how could he face his goddess in the future?

No, it should be said, which one of the “internet celebrity triplets” was the real goddess in his heart?

Luo Xia, a young man not yet thirty years old, fell into the confusion of his life for the first time and experienced the sinister thoughts of the social people.

Joking aside, the work was completed perfectly.

It was already afternoon when Rong Ziyan and the others arrived. By the time they finished, it was already early morning.

Because they were too tired, Rong Ziyan and Luo Xia discussed it and finally declined the village chief’s invitation to dinner, choosing to go directly back to the animal husbandry station to stay.

The animal husbandry station in the village was quite large and had guest rooms, enough for several people to live in.

The village chief and his wife brought clean quilts over. Rong Ziyan and his group were not picky, so they each took their things, tidied up the room, and prepared to take a bath and sleep.

The only relatively troublesome thing was that the bathroom was shared. But they were all men, so it wasn’t that much trouble.

In the bathroom, Rong Ziyan was taking a bath when he suddenly received a system notification, [Depression Value 1000 from Luo Xia]

System: What happened?

Rong Ziyan: I don’t know.

However, less than two minutes later, he received another system notification, [Depression Value 1000 from the doctor] [Depression Value 2000 from the driver x2]

Both the person and the system were completely confused. After all, Rong Ziyan hadn’t provoked Luo Xia at this time, so why did Luo Xia suddenly generate emotional value?

The reason for this had to be explained by the people in the yard.

Because they had to take turns taking a bath, and the yard was cool, Luo Xia and the others simply moved their small stools out to enjoy the cool air in the yard.

At first, only Old Wu and Luo Xia were sitting. Luo Xia, who couldn’t stay idle, casually fiddled with the snow peas next to him.

Old Wu watched him poking around, and suddenly his eyes rolled, and he suddenly asked him, “Why do you think snow peas are called snow peas?”

Luo Xia: “Because they’re produced in Holland?”

Old Wu: “No, in Holland they are called Chinese beans.”

Luo Xia was immediately shocked, “Damn, no way! Snow peas are actually produced in China?”

Old Wu: “Not really! They were indeed promoted by the Dutch.”

Luo Xia was even more confused, “Then why are they called Chinese beans?”

Old Wu replied with a smile, “There’s no why, it’s the same as how Harbin has an Edmonton Road, and Edmonton has a Harbin Road.”

Luo Xia: “Is there any necessary connection between the two?”

Old Wu: “No, it’s just to give you two useless pieces of trivia.”

Luo Xia: “…”

Old Wu smiled and added, “The teacher told me this afternoon.”

Luo Xia: … So you were bullied by Rong Ziyan, and then you came to dog me?

The expression on Luo Xia’s face instantly froze.

However, three minutes later, he saw the doctor and two drivers walking out of the room chatting. His eyes rolled, and he also went over to join them.

“What’s wrong?” the doctor asked Luo Xia curiously.

Luo Xia imitated Old Wu’s manner just now, and asked them three profoundly, “Do you know why snow peas are called snow peas?”

…

So, half an hour later, when Rong Ziyan came out of the bathroom, the atmosphere in the yard had become very stiff.

Rong Ziyan: “What’s wrong? Why aren’t you talking?”

Luo Xia shook his head, indicating that he had nothing to say.

Rong Ziyan thought for a moment and tried hard to find a topic, “Do you know why bananas are curved?”

Everyone’s heart suddenly had a bad feeling.

After a few seconds, Old Wu took the lead to ask, “Why?”

Rong Ziyan: “Because they are looking for the sun.”

After saying that, he went into the house.

The people left in the yard: … At first glance, there was nothing wrong, but they always felt that something was off.

Finally, Luo Xia was the first to react, “Isn’t that just another useless piece of trivia!”

Old Wu: “…Possibly, it really is.”

Doctor: “Damn, call the boss, I really want to beat him!”

Luo Xia sighed leisurely, “Who doesn’t want to beat Rong Ziyan?”

[Anger Value 5000]

At this time, Rong Ziyan, who was in the house, used the 10,000 emotional points they had provided in those few minutes to do a single draw.

System: It’s probably going to be salted fish, salted duck eggs, or duck claws.

Rong Ziyan: Don’t talk nonsense, what if I get lucky?

System: If you get lucky, I’ll hang myself with that rope in front of the Heavenly Path’s door.

Just then, a purple light flashed on the turntable.

Rong Ziyan: Oh? SR?

System: Damn!

Immediately after, Rong Ziyan had a yellow plastic chicken in his hand. When he squeezed it, a crisp “cluck cluck” sound was emitted. There was a switch at the chicken’s butt. Rong Ziyan turned on the switch, and the yellow plastic chicken immediately shook its head and sang.

“Grandpa, Dad’s dad is called grandpa…”